Pfffft!
Half the people in MY town are above average.

Burglers?

"where everybody knows your name?"

that song right?

I mentally inserted a bluegrass trio, a gospel singing group and a swing band in between reading the paragraphs in TFA.

Bill_Wick's_Friend: I mentally inserted a bluegrass trio, a gospel singing group and a swing band in between reading the paragraphs in TFA.

You forgot the rambling story with no point.

MorePeasPlease: Burglers?

Calm down, grammar Nazi. Subby clearly meant junkie buglers.

oh won't you please take me home...

Mr. Eugenides: You forgot the rambling story with no point.

And the ad for Powder Milk Biscuits "Made from whole wheat raised in the rich bottomlands of the Lake Wobegon river valley by Norwegian bachelor farmers, so you know they're not only good for you, but also pure, mostly"

Chinchillazilla: Calm down, grammar Nazi. Subby clearly meant junkie buglers.

Ahh, sorry. I did Nazi that's what he meant.

"Minnesota nice?" Is that like Down's Syndrome?

I think he was planning to come back later and I believe he wasn't going to be as nice.

I'm curious about this.

When the home owner found him had he attempted to steal anything or was he just standing around?

When he left he did so calmly even shutting the garage door. Which could be an indication of a very calm person or a person who has no feelings as to what he did?


My feeling is we will read of this man again and it will be for things far far worse than burglary

Mr. Eugenides: Bill_Wick's_Friend: I mentally inserted a bluegrass trio, a gospel singing group and a swing band in between reading the paragraphs in TFA.

You forgot the rambling story with no point.

TFA covered that.

Was the homeowner this guy?



What're you doing here?

SpdrJay: Half the people in MY town are above average.

Well, above the median at least.

Guest: I'm curious about this.

When the home owner found him had he attempted to steal anything or was he just standing around?

When he left he did so calmly even shutting the garage door. Which could be an indication of a very calm person or a person who has no feelings as to what he did?


My feeling is we will read of this man again and it will be for things far far worse than burglary

i thought most of these types were already in uniforms. or suits, with tiny lapel pins depicting the american flag unfurling in the breeze.