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   Where the children are above average and the junkie burglars are Minnesota nice

19 Jan 2013 04:57 PM   |   4611 clicks   |   Duluth News Tribune
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SpdrJay     
Pfffft!
Half the people in MY town are above average.

19 Jan 2013 05:01 PM
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MorePeasPlease     
Burglers?

19 Jan 2013 05:06 PM
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Haliburton Cummings     
"where everybody knows your name?"

that song right?

19 Jan 2013 05:09 PM
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Bill_Wick's_Friend     
I mentally inserted a bluegrass trio, a gospel singing group and a swing band in between reading the paragraphs in TFA.

19 Jan 2013 05:12 PM
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Mr. Eugenides     

Bill_Wick's_Friend: I mentally inserted a bluegrass trio, a gospel singing group and a swing band in between reading the paragraphs in TFA.


You forgot the rambling story with no point.

19 Jan 2013 05:21 PM
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Chinchillazilla     

MorePeasPlease: Burglers?


Calm down, grammar Nazi. Subby clearly meant junkie buglers.

19 Jan 2013 05:28 PM
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endtimethirtyfour     
oh won't you please take me home...

19 Jan 2013 05:30 PM
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Tom_Slick     

Mr. Eugenides: You forgot the rambling story with no point.


And the ad for Powder Milk Biscuits "Made from whole wheat raised in the rich bottomlands of the Lake Wobegon river valley by Norwegian bachelor farmers, so you know they're not only good for you, but also pure, mostly"

19 Jan 2013 05:37 PM
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MorePeasPlease     

Chinchillazilla: Calm down, grammar Nazi. Subby clearly meant junkie buglers.


Ahh, sorry. I did Nazi that's what he meant.

19 Jan 2013 05:46 PM
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Feral_and_Preposterous     
"Minnesota nice?" Is that like Down's Syndrome?

19 Jan 2013 05:48 PM
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Guest     
I think he was planning to come back later and I believe he wasn't going to be as nice.

19 Jan 2013 06:25 PM
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Guest     
I'm curious about this.

When the home owner found him had he attempted to steal anything or was he just standing around?

When he left he did so calmly even shutting the garage door. Which could be an indication of a very calm person or a person who has no feelings as to what he did?


My feeling is we will read of this man again and it will be for things far far worse than burglary

19 Jan 2013 06:28 PM
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Bill_Wick's_Friend     

Mr. Eugenides: Bill_Wick's_Friend: I mentally inserted a bluegrass trio, a gospel singing group and a swing band in between reading the paragraphs in TFA.

You forgot the rambling story with no point.


TFA covered that.

19 Jan 2013 06:33 PM
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FatherChaos     
Was the homeowner this guy?

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What're you doing here?

19 Jan 2013 06:50 PM
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profplump     

SpdrJay: Half the people in MY town are above average.


Well, above the median at least.

19 Jan 2013 08:17 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  

Guest: I'm curious about this.

When the home owner found him had he attempted to steal anything or was he just standing around?

When he left he did so calmly even shutting the garage door. Which could be an indication of a very calm person or a person who has no feelings as to what he did?


My feeling is we will read of this man again and it will be for things far far worse than burglary


i thought most of these types were already in uniforms. or suits, with tiny lapel pins depicting the american flag unfurling in the breeze.

19 Jan 2013 09:10 PM
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