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Bonanza Jellybean: Dana White and the Fertittas have in their contracts that any disputes over the direction of the company (ZUFFA, which owns and operates the UFC) will be settled by a grappling match.
FloydA: The word "Than" is comparative. For example: "Subby is less literate than a baboon."The word "Then" is conditional. For example: "First, Subby wrote this headline, then I mocked his marginal literacy.It's really not that hard.
SpdrJay: Yeah, but eventually all CEOs will be big, smelly biker-types instead of bloated psychopathic white guys...
ExcaliburPrime111: Arm wrestling used to be something done fairly regularly as little as a couple of decades ago. Nowadays, if you challenge someone (even a friend) to an arm wrestle, you are treated like a lunatic.Same thing for regular wrestling between friends. It seems that despite the liberality and openness of the times, young men are hypersensitive to the "gay" label (NTTAWWT), to an unhealthy extreme.
INeedAName: All international conflict should be solved this way.
Gyrfalcon: I dunno...wouldn't it be better to do it this way than drag everyone into court for years and years, spend millions of dollars on corporate lawyers, and in the end solve nothing? Why NOT solve it with a three round winner-take-all arm wrestling match?
FloydA: Gyrfalcon: I dunno...wouldn't it be better to do it this way than drag everyone into court for years and years, spend millions of dollars on corporate lawyers, and in the end solve nothing? Why NOT solve it with a three round winner-take-all arm wrestling match?Do I have the option of greasing them all up first? Do I have the option of selection of the warehouse in which the battle takes place? Am I allowed to lock the doors from the outside, so that none of the contestants or the audience can escape when I decide to cleanse......I've said too much
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Oh, subby, that is *so* over the top.
crabsno termites: Submit that the best way to settle international disputes is bare naked, hand to hand, unarmed, to the death combat between heads of state. How many lives would we save?/Very bitter vietnam vet.
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