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   There's badonkadonk and then there's BA-DONK-A-DONK. American woman sets record with 8 foot hips (geography fixed)

19 Jan 2013 04:08 PM   |   27111 clicks   |   Closer Online UK
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RodneyToady    [TotalFark]  
i891.photobucket.com

19 Jan 2013 02:35 PM
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Chariset    [TotalFark]  
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

19 Jan 2013 03:04 PM
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vartian    [TotalFark]  
Pictured with husband Reggie and daughters Autumn, Destynee and Justyce.

Way to give all three of your daughters stripper names.

19 Jan 2013 03:06 PM
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gridlocksammy     
Hey, check out the whale
de.acidcow.com

19 Jan 2013 03:24 PM
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Ed Finnerty     
dtdstudios.com

19 Jan 2013 03:59 PM
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FloydA    [TotalFark]  
On Belay!

19 Jan 2013 04:06 PM
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crazytrain     

gridlocksammy: Hey, check out the whale
[de.acidcow.com image 497x600]


Maybe some friendly environmentalist will come by and push her back in.

19 Jan 2013 04:10 PM
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Hoban Washburne    [TotalFark]  
Vowing she'll never diet, Mikel says her husband of 10 years, Reggie Brooks, 40, a computer technician, adores her figure.

Lady, your husband is either just being nice to his wife or he is really attracted to morbidly obese women.  You're free to do what you want to yourself, but I'm not going to pretend that you have a nice figure.

19 Jan 2013 04:11 PM
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gopher321    [TotalFark]  
Please commence with the Yo Momma jokes...

19 Jan 2013 04:11 PM
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gopher321    [TotalFark]  
*ahem*  Yo momma so fat she fell in love and BROKE it

19 Jan 2013 04:12 PM
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Jument     
Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker. Everything about that story is disgusting.

19 Jan 2013 04:12 PM
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bulldg4life     
What kind of f*cked up hourglass is that?

19 Jan 2013 04:14 PM
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beautifulbob    [TotalFark]  
Yo mamma is so fat she has to shuffle sideways through doors.


/Oh, wait.  I think I did that wrong.

19 Jan 2013 04:14 PM
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Gergesa     
My God, I imagine she has to turn sideways to get through doors. When that is a requirement there is something wrong.

19 Jan 2013 04:15 PM
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TappingTheVein     
I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.

19 Jan 2013 04:16 PM
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NutWrench    [TotalFark]  
Is Badonkadonk a noun or an adjective?

19 Jan 2013 04:16 PM
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puckrock2000     
images2.mtv.com

"I'm sorry Ma'am, but even I have to draw the line somewhere."

19 Jan 2013 04:16 PM
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AnotherOldFart     
t3.gstatic.com

Hoochee mama

19 Jan 2013 04:16 PM
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bedonkadonk     
Dat be dipped in buttah, on point, and true to da game.

19 Jan 2013 04:17 PM
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mutterfark     
♫ I met her on Monday... ♫

19 Jan 2013 04:17 PM
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Gordon Bennett     
Is that an arse or a colossal tumour? Might want to have that looked into.

19 Jan 2013 04:17 PM
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jackmalice     
Your mamma is so fat when she went on a Panama Canal cruise they had to sail around South America.

19 Jan 2013 04:18 PM
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kkinnison     
yo momma so fat she started a fire while running in corduroys

19 Jan 2013 04:18 PM
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reklamfox     
i47.tinypic.com

19 Jan 2013 04:18 PM
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evil rhinobird     
that's re-DONK-ulous

19 Jan 2013 04:19 PM
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Macular Degenerate     
Healthy, normal people do not look like this. I expect she's going to die soon.

19 Jan 2013 04:19 PM
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furterfan     
British?

aurely 'african american'

19 Jan 2013 04:19 PM
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wildlifer     
Your mama so fat her blood type is ragu.
/old school

19 Jan 2013 04:19 PM
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lordargent     
Mikel - here with an ex-boyfriend - was slim as a teenager

www.closeronline.co.uk

Um no, she was kinda big there too.

I don't consider myself "slim" but I'm slimmer than she is in that picture (requisite studman pic in profile).

19 Jan 2013 04:20 PM
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aerojockey    [TotalFark]  
That's not an hourglass, that's a chemistry flask.

19 Jan 2013 04:21 PM
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reklamfox     

gopher321: *ahem*  Yo momma so fat she fell in love and BROKE it


*snert*

19 Jan 2013 04:21 PM
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Greta_VanHouten     
I hate people like this who take up 4 seats on the tube.

19 Jan 2013 04:21 PM
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beautifulbob    [TotalFark]  
Yo mamma so fat when she slipped in the shower California fell into the ocean.

19 Jan 2013 04:22 PM
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Jument     

TappingTheVein: I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.


That's a disturbing thought!

19 Jan 2013 04:23 PM
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TheEdibleSnuggie    [TotalFark]  
Got to roll her in flour to find the wet spot...

19 Jan 2013 04:24 PM
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aerojockey    [TotalFark]  
Your momma so fat when she went to the beach, animal rescue showed up and tried to throw her back in the ocean.

19 Jan 2013 04:24 PM
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BigLuca     
Here is a picture of her first kid during birth
2.bp.blogspot.com
She was born 6 years old because she got lost

19 Jan 2013 04:24 PM
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Primitive Screwhead    [TotalFark]  
www.fresno.gov

19 Jan 2013 04:25 PM
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reklamfox     
i47.tinypic.com

19 Jan 2013 04:25 PM
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farked3ways2sunday     
I could not bring myself to click on this.

19 Jan 2013 04:25 PM
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simplicimus     

lordargent: Mikel - here with an ex-boyfriend - was slim as a teenager

[www.closeronline.co.uk image 415x500]

Um no, she was kinda big there too.

I don't consider myself "slim" but I'm slimmer than she is in that picture (requisite studman pic in profile).


She said she weighed 10st as a teenager. 140 lbs for the rest of us. Or 60 something kilos.
/Why is there math?

19 Jan 2013 04:27 PM
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blottoman     
Yo mama so fat she even sleeps in a 7ft-wide bed.

/doin it wrong?

19 Jan 2013 04:27 PM
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zinny     
You're mama is so fat, after sex she smokes hams.

19 Jan 2013 04:28 PM
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cgraves67     
It looks like her hourglass figure ran out of time.

19 Jan 2013 04:28 PM
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jtown     
I set my drink down and it walked away!

19 Jan 2013 04:29 PM
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zinny     
You're mama is so fat, she sweats gravy.

19 Jan 2013 04:29 PM
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the_chief     
:(

19 Jan 2013 04:29 PM
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Gergesa     

TappingTheVein: I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.


She is probably in a competition with Lord Manderly from the game of thrones to see who can take the longest on the porcelain throne.

19 Jan 2013 04:29 PM
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Tat'dGreaser     
Armrests are her worse enemy

19 Jan 2013 04:31 PM
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GBB     
There's "junk-in-the-trunk", and then there's "hoarding".

19 Jan 2013 04:31 PM
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