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   As if Domino's Pizza weren't disgusting enough, you can order a mayonnaise pizza at their franchises in Japan. God help us if they discover Miracle Whip

20 Jan 2013 02:18 AM   |   4624 clicks   |   Buzzfeed
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usernameguy     
I have actually had mayonnaise pizza in Japan, and it was actually pretty good.

20 Jan 2013 12:54 AM
optikeye    [TotalFark]  
Kewpie brand Japaneese mayo is pretty good. Not like you'd think for US Mayo.

But on pizza..well...heck in Japan  that's nothing new, they put Kewpie mayo on lots of things.

20 Jan 2013 01:14 AM
TheCharmerUnderMe    [TotalFark]  
We have a BLT pizza here in town with bacon, lettuce and tomato and mayo for the sauce.  Quite tasty.

20 Jan 2013 01:19 AM
fusillade762     

optikeye: Kewpie brand Japaneese mayo is pretty good. Not like you'd think for US Mayo.

But on pizza..well...heck in Japan  that's nothing new, they put Kewpie mayo on lots of things.


They also put corn and squid on their pizzas. Hell, I think one of them has squid ink instead of tomato sauce.

20 Jan 2013 01:22 AM
Sgygus    [TotalFark]  
Paradise roll: sushi with toasted mayonnaise.  Splendid on a cold winter's day.

20 Jan 2013 01:35 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
I've heard worse ideas

/actually, some of those sound pretty good

20 Jan 2013 01:47 AM
Bucky Katt    [TotalFark]  
pass

20 Jan 2013 01:53 AM
melopene    [TotalFark]  
Mayo and corn are apparently common pizza toppings in Moldova. Mayo is one of the three things I will not ever eat, in addition to eggs and offal, but the corn was basically drained whole kernel canned stuff... and it was surprisingly good.

I can't wait for the opportunity to go back to Eastern Europe, dammit.

20 Jan 2013 02:11 AM
some_beer_drinker    [TotalFark]  
fish scales and corn are also popular toppings. slanty eyed freaks.

20 Jan 2013 02:12 AM
fusillade762     

melopene: Mayo and corn are apparently common pizza toppings in Moldova. Mayo is one of the three things I will not ever eat, in addition to eggs and offal, but the corn was basically drained whole kernel canned stuff... and it was surprisingly good.


I think the canned corn thing is a holdover from the post-WWII era. In Japan, at least.

20 Jan 2013 02:24 AM
Nayest     
Shoot me in the face

20 Jan 2013 02:27 AM
Notabunny    [TotalFark]  
Ghhaaa! The thought of eating mayonnaise makes me a little queasy.

20 Jan 2013 02:28 AM
Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.     
Not as bad as half Canadian bacon and pineapple, half artichoke and pesto, light on the cheese. Anyway, how's your sex life?

20 Jan 2013 02:34 AM
gokc69     
Am I un-American if I admit that mayo and/or Miracle Whip both taste like wet snot and make me want to hurl?

20 Jan 2013 02:34 AM
buckler     

Notabunny: Ghhaaa! The thought of eating mayonnaise makes me a little queasy.


I don't mind mayonnaise, I just can't stomach the thought of it hot.

20 Jan 2013 02:35 AM
melopene    [TotalFark]  

fusillade762: melopene: Mayo and corn are apparently common pizza toppings in Moldova. Mayo is one of the three things I will not ever eat, in addition to eggs and offal, but the corn was basically drained whole kernel canned stuff... and it was surprisingly good.

I think the canned corn thing is a holdover from the post-WWII era. In Japan, at least.


fusillade762: melopene: Mayo and corn are apparently common pizza toppings in Moldova. Mayo is one of the three things I will not ever eat, in addition to eggs and offal, but the corn was basically drained whole kernel canned stuff... and it was surprisingly good.

I think the canned corn thing is a holdover from the post-WWII era. In Japan, at least.


It's cool, I dig eastern europe anyway.

Notabunny: Ghhaaa! The thought of eating mayonnaise makes me a little queasy.


Just the idea that I've accidentally been subjected to an aioli makes me york.  Sigh.

20 Jan 2013 02:36 AM
Plant Rights Activist     
okonomiyaki

20 Jan 2013 02:36 AM
davidphogan     

Notabunny: Ghhaaa! The thought of eating mayonnaise makes me a little queasy.


Mayo is bad enough, but on a pizza? Hell no.

20 Jan 2013 02:36 AM
buckler     

Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: Not as bad as half Canadian bacon and pineapple, half artichoke and pesto, light on the cheese. Anyway, how's your sex life?


Sounds like a pretty good pie to me. I also like Miracle Whip.

20 Jan 2013 02:36 AM
Raw_fishFood     
That's just a step too weird for me. I know, Mayo is relatively tame to some of the things that ends up in Japanese foods (i.e. Pit Viper Venom Ice Cream) but, no, it's just too strange. I'd eat the sea food pizza I've heard of, I might even try the squid ink ice cream.

But the only place for mayo is in the fridge for guests, nowhere near my pizza.

20 Jan 2013 02:38 AM
starsrift     
What are you talking about, subby? Miracle Whip is just brand name mayo.

20 Jan 2013 02:38 AM
buckler     

starsrift: What are you talking about, subby? Miracle Whip is just brand name mayo.


Are you high?

20 Jan 2013 02:39 AM
rynthetyn     

fusillade762: optikeye: Kewpie brand Japaneese mayo is pretty good. Not like you'd think for US Mayo.

But on pizza..well...heck in Japan  that's nothing new, they put Kewpie mayo on lots of things.

They also put corn and squid on their pizzas. Hell, I think one of them has squid ink instead of tomato sauce.


Kewpie mayo is awesome. Once I discovered it, I can't go back to any of the American brands.

I think the corn on pizza thing is pretty much all of Asia. I had an American colleague when I was working in Vietnam who thought corn on pizza was great and would order all of his pizza with corn. I don't like the combo of corn on pizza, but seafood pizzas are pretty much the bomb.

20 Jan 2013 02:39 AM
johne3819     
It must be something from my childhood, but grandma would make salami and Miracle Whip. For some reason I still like MW with salami. Otherwise it's mustard, spicy please.

20 Jan 2013 02:40 AM
dokool    [TotalFark]  
Dominos Japan has plenty of regular pizzas and some of them are actually edible. The only problem is that US-style pizza is ridiculously expensive; Dominos and Pizza Hut are $20 for a plain large and it only gets worse.

I was recently linked to an NY-style pizza place in Tokyo that charges $30+ for a plain large and up to $50 for many of their topped pizzas. It's a crime.

20 Jan 2013 02:40 AM
buckler     

rynthetyn: Kewpie mayo is awesome. Once I discovered it, I can't go back to any of the American brands.


What's different and/or better about it?

20 Jan 2013 02:40 AM
rynthetyn     

Raw_fishFood: That's just a step too weird for me. I know, Mayo is relatively tame to some of the things that ends up in Japanese foods (i.e. Pit Viper Venom Ice Cream) but, no, it's just too strange. I'd eat the sea food pizza I've heard of, I might even try the squid ink ice cream.

But the only place for mayo is in the fridge for guests, nowhere near my pizza.


Kewpie mayo on a seafood pizza would probably be pretty decent. Kraft or something would be terrible.

20 Jan 2013 02:41 AM
johne3819     

starsrift: What are you talking about, subby? Miracle Whip is just brand name mayo.


It's salad dressing for fark's sake!

20 Jan 2013 02:41 AM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  
With the exception of the shrimp pizza (hurk), I would nom every one of those. The first one just sounds like a giant potato skin, which is a good idea.

My favorite by-the-slice shop in San Diego makes one with buffalo sauce instead of marinara, chicken, mozzarella, and stripes of ranch drizzled on top. With fresh cilantro, sometimes.

20 Jan 2013 02:41 AM
rynthetyn     

buckler: rynthetyn: Kewpie mayo is awesome. Once I discovered it, I can't go back to any of the American brands.

What's different and/or better about it?


It's just a lot more flavorful. It actually tastes like something.

20 Jan 2013 02:42 AM
buckler     

rynthetyn: buckler: rynthetyn: Kewpie mayo is awesome. Once I discovered it, I can't go back to any of the American brands.

What's different and/or better about it?

It's just a lot more flavorful. It actually tastes like something.


The only things it should taste like are eggs, lemon and oil. Do they ramp up these flavors, or add something else.

20 Jan 2013 02:43 AM
carnifex2005     
Japanese put mayo on everything. They love that shiat.

20 Jan 2013 02:43 AM
skinink    [TotalFark]  

You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?


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20 Jan 2013 02:44 AM
Bomb Head Mohammed     
usernameguy: I have actually had mayonnaise pizza in Japan, and it was actually pretty good.

Kewpie Mayo + fried bean sprouts = crazy delicious. yes, really. of course, I haven't had it since it was 12 since it's also about a zillion calories despite having bean sprouts. And, for that matter, this isnt the early 90s or earlier any more, the japanese shouldnt be eating mayo either. the days of petite japanese are long gone, hello large portions and junk food.

20 Jan 2013 02:44 AM
Poowaddins     
Hey, Dominos is the best of the chain pizza joints around here. Tasty homemade crust, toppings that look and taste fresh, and reasonably priced.

That said, I'd eat all of the above pizzas. We can't say much when people here put nasty anchovies on their pizzas.

/ also likes Miracle Whip

20 Jan 2013 02:45 AM
Soy Cowboy     
Old news is old.

20 Jan 2013 02:46 AM
DenisVengeance    [TotalFark]  
You haven't lived until you've had The Italiano hot dog. Guac, tomato and mayo.
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20 Jan 2013 02:47 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

rynthetyn: fusillade762: optikeye: Kewpie brand Japaneese mayo is pretty good. Not like you'd think for US Mayo.

But on pizza..well...heck in Japan  that's nothing new, they put Kewpie mayo on lots of things.

They also put corn and squid on their pizzas. Hell, I think one of them has squid ink instead of tomato sauce.

Kewpie mayo is awesome. Once I discovered it, I can't go back to any of the American brands.

I think the corn on pizza thing is pretty much all of Asia. I had an American colleague when I was working in Vietnam who thought corn on pizza was great and would order all of his pizza with corn. I don't like the combo of corn on pizza, but seafood pizzas are pretty much the bomb.


Have you ever seen Ramen Girl made me think they didn't like corn but guess I was wrong.

20 Jan 2013 02:47 AM
starsrift     

buckler: starsrift: What are you talking about, subby? Miracle Whip is just brand name mayo.

Are you high?


Just jelly I missed the Velveeta thread, I s'pose. :(

20 Jan 2013 02:47 AM
Mitch Mitchell     
Extra MSG or GTFO/h

20 Jan 2013 02:48 AM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  

DenisVengeance: You haven't lived until you've had The Italiano hot dog. Guac, tomato and mayo.
[ilovechile.cl image 800x536]


What is Italian about avocados and mayonnaise sauce?

20 Jan 2013 02:49 AM
Lsherm    [TotalFark]  

DenisVengeance: You haven't lived until you've had The Italiano hot dog. Guac, tomato and mayo.
[ilovechile.cl image 800x536]


I'm a huge fan of mayo, but that looks barf-tastic.

20 Jan 2013 02:50 AM
buckler     

starsrift: buckler: starsrift: What are you talking about, subby? Miracle Whip is just brand name mayo.

Are you high?

Just jelly I missed the Velveeta thread, I s'pose. :(


I was thinking the same.

20 Jan 2013 02:51 AM
Raw_fishFood     

DenisVengeance: You haven't lived until you've had The Italiano hot dog. Guac, tomato and mayo.


Is there a hot dog in there? It doesn't look like there is one.

20 Jan 2013 02:51 AM
Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.     

buckler: Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: Not as bad as half Canadian bacon and pineapple, half artichoke and pesto, light on the cheese. Anyway, how's your sex life?

Sounds like a pretty good pie to me. I also like Miracle Whip.


You are tearing me aPART, buckler!

20 Jan 2013 02:52 AM
cowgirl toffee     

davidphogan: Notabunny: Ghhaaa! The thought of eating mayonnaise makes me a little queasy.

Mayo is bad enough, but on a pizza? Hell no.


I used to put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar and eat it in public.

20 Jan 2013 02:53 AM
buckler     

Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: buckler: Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: Not as bad as half Canadian bacon and pineapple, half artichoke and pesto, light on the cheese. Anyway, how's your sex life?

Sounds like a pretty good pie to me. I also like Miracle Whip.

You are tearing me aPART, buckler!


STELLAAAAAA!

20 Jan 2013 02:54 AM
Achyvi     
Mayo (Kewpie kind only!) and hard boiled egg pizza is delicious. Naysayers should feel sad that they're missing out on an interesting experience.

20 Jan 2013 02:55 AM
FatherChaos     
I've had corn, mayo, and potato pizza in Japan. It's actually pretty good.

Don't knock it till you try it.

20 Jan 2013 02:55 AM
rynthetyn     

buckler: rynthetyn: buckler: rynthetyn: Kewpie mayo is awesome. Once I discovered it, I can't go back to any of the American brands.

What's different and/or better about it?

It's just a lot more flavorful. It actually tastes like something.

The only things it should taste like are eggs, lemon and oil. Do they ramp up these flavors, or add something else.


Here's an article that does a better job of explaining just why it's so great. Apparently it's got rice vinegar and uses yuzu instead of lemon.

20 Jan 2013 02:56 AM
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