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   It's now raining more single men in Wyoming than in Alaska

20 Jan 2013 01:26 AM   |   6129 clicks   |   Anchorage Daily News
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Sgygus    [TotalFark]  
... and the sheep are nervous.

/obligatory

20 Jan 2013 01:00 AM
steerforth     
There's probably a reason for that.

20 Jan 2013 01:29 AM
Mitch Mitchell     
or... two places I will never get shaged.

20 Jan 2013 01:31 AM
Dr.Zom     

steerforth: There's probably a reason for that.


Fracking, I 'd guess.

20 Jan 2013 01:31 AM
numbone     
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20 Jan 2013 01:32 AM
SpdrJay     
Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other....

20 Jan 2013 01:33 AM
The Gordie Howe Hat Trick     
All I know about Wyoming is that it's very easy to get involved in a bar fight.

20 Jan 2013 01:33 AM
Girion47     

Mitch Mitchell: or... two places I will never get shaged.


I used to know a Mitch Mitchell. He was an MP and the brother-in-law of one of my friends.

20 Jan 2013 01:36 AM
Mitrovarr     
Why do women hate living anywhere awesome?

20 Jan 2013 01:37 AM
MurphyMurphy     

Mitrovarr: Why do women hate living anywhere awesome?


How ya gonna keep em down on the farm after they've seen Carl Hungus?

20 Jan 2013 01:42 AM
borg    [TotalFark]  
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20 Jan 2013 01:43 AM
Maggie_Luna     
What Wyoming may look like:

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20 Jan 2013 01:46 AM
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves     
What is there do on those lonely nights up in mountains when your horse has said "neigh"?

20 Jan 2013 01:51 AM
Girion47     

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: What is there do on those lonely nights up in mountains when your horse has said "neigh"?


Have fun doing dangerous shiat without having to worry about being nagged.

20 Jan 2013 01:54 AM
Twitch Boy    [TotalFark]  
Naturally, I've lived in both states.

/eh, at least they're not Saginaw

20 Jan 2013 01:55 AM
DarkSoulNoHope     
That's a shame, because I hear the only visitors to Wyoming are tourists from England.

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20 Jan 2013 01:58 AM
buzzcut73     
If they were to include the territories, Wake Island and Guam (Give Up And Masturbate) would be jealous of a 58/42 ratio.

20 Jan 2013 01:59 AM
dkimball     
So what states have the highest female to male ratio? Who cares about this story?

20 Jan 2013 02:01 AM
skinink     
That's why booze and drugs were invented, so you can forget that you're not going to get laid tonight. or any other night.

20 Jan 2013 02:03 AM
ecmoRandomNumbers    [TotalFark]  
Add legal prostitution and we bring the national unemployment down to what? 5%?

20 Jan 2013 02:19 AM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  

dkimball: So what states have the highest female to male ratio? Who cares about this story?


I'd imagine California and Florida rank highly.

As opposed to, say, the Dakotas . . .

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/many thanks to some site called Shutterstock for my demonstrative exhibit

20 Jan 2013 02:33 AM
DesertDemonWY    [TotalFark]  

Sgygus: ... and the sheep are nervous.

/obligatory


Not so much ever since the does have been hangin' out at the drive-thru liquor stores

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20 Jan 2013 02:38 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  
Yea sure : )
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/Even cowgirls get the blues ; )

20 Jan 2013 02:39 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

DesertDemonWY: Sgygus: ... and the sheep are nervous.

/obligatory

Not so much ever since the does have been hangin' out at the drive-thru liquor stores

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LoL, I have deer come out every year to get drunk on overripe persimmons every year, so I'm getting a kick out of you're post : )

20 Jan 2013 02:43 AM
ladyfortuna     
This works well for my emergency contingency plan.

20 Jan 2013 03:12 AM
evilsofa     

dkimball: So what states have the highest female to male ratio?


All but 7 Western states have more women than men. Here's the map from 2000. Blue is more men, pink is more women:

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If this looks strikingly familiar to you, just reverse the colors and you've got the map of counties by political party.

20 Jan 2013 03:17 AM
Snargi     
Well, that's great if you like your men to beat you when you're drunk and to molest the sheep.

20 Jan 2013 03:49 AM
o'really    [TotalFark]  
dkimball:

"So what states have the highest female to male ratio?"

Most college towns.

20 Jan 2013 03:50 AM
Mart Laar's beard shaver     

evilsofa: dkimball: So what states have the highest female to male ratio?

All but 7 Western states have more women than men. Here's the map from 2000. Blue is more men, pink is more women:

[nationalatlas.gov image 540x364]

If this looks strikingly familiar to you, just reverse the colors and you've got the map of counties by political party.



Not so much. Kansas for example, is heavy with v-js in all the high population areas.

/No wonder I couldn't get a date in Columbia, Missouri

20 Jan 2013 03:50 AM
Snargi     

Snargi: Well, that's great if you like your men to beat you when you're they're drunk and to molest the sheep.


/I'm drunk as I wrote this, but I don't beat the womens.

20 Jan 2013 03:51 AM
gadian     

Snargi: /I'm drunk as I wrote this, but I don't beat the womens.


I hope you do if they ask you to.

20 Jan 2013 03:56 AM
libranoelrose    [TotalFark]  
they both make the same impact, right?

20 Jan 2013 04:18 AM
gingerjet     
Do you blame them?

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/you guys are slipping

20 Jan 2013 04:26 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

gingerjet: Do you blame them?

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/you guys are slipping


Not at all and I think I was on target : )

20 Jan 2013 04:37 AM
SurfaceTension    [TotalFark]  

gadian: Snargi: /I'm drunk as I wrote this, but I don't beat the womens.

I hope you do if they ask you to.


How YOU doin'?

20 Jan 2013 06:05 AM
arashinogarou     
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20 Jan 2013 07:18 AM
arashinogarou     
Or when it's raining in Canadia:

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20 Jan 2013 07:20 AM
Strangerarranger     
Wonder what the gay bar per capita is?
/Straight guys will occasionally swing the other way when necessary
//I know this from personal experience
///3 under my belt (litterally) so far

20 Jan 2013 09:01 AM
ExperianScaresCthulhu     

Strangerarranger: Wonder what the gay bar per capita is?
/Straight guys will occasionally swing the other way when necessary
//I know this from personal experience
///3 under my belt (litterally) so far


They weren't straight.

20 Jan 2013 09:11 AM
Oldiron_79     
Strangerarranger: Wonder what the gay bar per capita is?
/Straight guys will occasionally swing the other way when necessary
//I know this from personal experience
///3 under my belt (litterally) so far


There are some whose tastes include both oysters and snails (hopefully not obscure)

20 Jan 2013 09:41 AM
Generation_D    [TotalFark]  

SpdrJay: Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other....


Pansy Division.  Knew the founding lead singer in college.  Not like that.  He was cute enough though, for sure.

20 Jan 2013 10:06 AM
SpeedyBB    [TotalFark]  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Strangerarranger: Wonder what the gay bar per capita is?
/Straight guys will occasionally swing the other way when necessary
//I know this from personal experience
///3 under my belt (litterally) so far

They weren't straight.


My, now there's a curious comment. Quick on the draw too.

20 Jan 2013 10:09 AM
The Incredible Sexual Egg    [TotalFark]  

evilsofa: dkimball: So what states have the highest female to male ratio?

All but 7 Western states have more women than men. Here's the map from 2000. Blue is more men, pink is more women:

[nationalatlas.gov image 540x364]

If this looks strikingly familiar to you, just reverse the colors and you've got the map of counties by political party.


I knew there was a reason why I like living in Boston so much

20 Jan 2013 10:32 AM
Oldiron_79     
evilsofa: dkimball: So what states have the highest female to male ratio?

All but 7 Western states have more women than men. Here's the map from 2000. Blue is more men, pink is more women:

[nationalatlas.gov image 540x364]

If this looks strikingly familiar to you, just reverse the colors and you've got the map of counties by political party.


LOL, Whut. The South is mostly red on that map too.

20 Jan 2013 10:35 AM
starsrift     
Following the links to the actual original article rather than paragraph-long blurbs... This is actually quite sad. :(

20 Jan 2013 11:03 AM
Repo Man     

starsrift: Following the links to the actual original article rather than paragraph-long blurbs... This is actually quite sad. :(


It is very sad. FTFA: Going out alone is now out of the question, and the friend she moved here with no longer has much time to spend with her because she has since found a boyfriend and had a baby. Ms. Brightbill said she has difficulty finding other young single women with the freedom to hang out...

...Her family hardly ever lets her go out on her own - not even for walks down the gravel road at the housing camp where they live. "Will I stay for very long? Probably not," she said. "To me, there's no money in the world worth not even being able to take a walk.


As a longtime complete failure with women, who last got lucky twenty four years ago, it has never occurred to me to resort to rape. Women who aren't interested in me make me sad, not rapey. But in this town where women are scarce, they no longer dare venture out alone because of a very real possibility that they will be sexually assaulted.

20 Jan 2013 11:39 AM
Whistling Kitty Chaser     

20 Jan 2013 12:03 PM
germ78     
More bears trolling Yellowstone for twinkies - film at 11.

20 Jan 2013 12:45 PM
Strangerarranger     
ExperianScaresCthulhu:
Strangerarranger: Wonder what the gay bar per capita is?
/Straight guys will occasionally swing the other way when necessary
//I know this from personal experience
///3 under my belt (litterally) so far

They weren't straight.


Actually, they are. I was best man in each of their weddings - twice for the third one. The first one blabbed to the two others and, well, a six pack with the other two - SCORE!
/ Gotta love liquor
// Works every time
/// Or at least 3 times for me

20 Jan 2013 01:20 PM
Ambivalence    [TotalFark]  
The odds are good, but the goods are odd.

20 Jan 2013 01:25 PM
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