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25 Jan 2013 05:37 PM   |   10971 clicks   |   Oddity Central
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ITGreen    [TotalFark]  
Goods as advertised.  Holy shiat that's messed up.

25 Jan 2013 02:43 PM
Nogrhi    [TotalFark]  
At least they don't sparkle.

25 Jan 2013 03:44 PM
BunkyBrewman     
I hate you subby.  That's the stuff of nightmares right there.

25 Jan 2013 04:02 PM
Mugato    [TotalFark]  
The first one that looks like Claudia is kinda cute but the infants are farked up.

25 Jan 2013 05:19 PM
Ghastly    [TotalFark]  
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Pediophobia. Your word for the day.

25 Jan 2013 05:34 PM
Apos     
If Lestat impregnated one of the Village Of The Damned women, their children would probably look like these....

25 Jan 2013 05:36 PM
zabadu     
You know, I'm all about zombie stories, but the merchandising is getting ridiculous.

25 Jan 2013 05:40 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

Apos: If Lestat impregnated one of the Village Of The Damned women, their children would probably look like these....


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25 Jan 2013 05:42 PM
Incog_Neeto     
I didn't want to sleep tonight anyways.

25 Jan 2013 05:42 PM
maram500     
The one in the green outfit with the bright-blue eyes looks...goddamn it, what's the PC word for "retarded?"

25 Jan 2013 05:42 PM
WhippingBoy     
I'm buying a triple-wide stroller and filling it with those dolls. Whenever I want to walk through a crowd, I'll push it as hard as I can and snarkily yell "make way, I've got babies here" like all the other douche-bag parents who are compelled to push their double or triple wide strollers through heavily crowded areas.

Seriously. There had better be a place in Hell reserved for those people.

25 Jan 2013 05:42 PM
stirfrybry     
I'm so sick of this country and the strange shiat people are into.

25 Jan 2013 05:42 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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25 Jan 2013 05:44 PM
WhippingBoy     

stirfrybry: I'm so sick of this country and the strange shiat people are into.


Some people are actually into strange shiat; you can't begrudge someone a legitimate interest just because it differs from what you consider the norm.
Unfortunately, I fear most people who are "into strange shiat" are actually just mediocre hangers-on who do it to be "edgy" and "unique".

25 Jan 2013 05:46 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

stirfrybry: I'm so sick of this country and the strange shiat people are into.


So I checked your profile and uh
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this what you mean?

25 Jan 2013 05:49 PM
maram500     

WhippingBoy: I'm buying a triple-wide stroller and filling it with those dolls. Whenever I want to walk through a crowd, I'll push it as hard as I can and snarkily yell "make way, I've got babies here" like all the other douche-bag parents who are compelled to push their double or triple wide strollers through heavily crowded areas.

Seriously. There had better be a place in Hell reserved for those people.


Those are the same friggin' people who believe that because they have a child, they are entitled to do whatever they want, however they want, whenever they want. I can't stand douchebaggy parents who insist on changing their crotchfruit in front of everyone--the smell of shiatty diapers is absolutely disgusting, no matter where you are, and leaving them on the parking lot is inexcusable. More, I'm going to vomit the next time I see parents in a crowded theatre or restaurant with their hellspawn, who them start to cry. Invariably, the parents try to "shush" the crotchstain--which never works--and while everything else is going on that people should be paying attention to, the parents have this attitude of "oh, he's just a baby--you understand. I know you understand, so I needn't do anything about it."

/Woman brought a newborn into a play I was performing in
//Could have punted the kid, I was so infuriated
///Trying to give a monologue, and the skin football didn't stop crying

25 Jan 2013 05:49 PM
uncleacid     
Breast feeding is not recommened.

25 Jan 2013 05:51 PM
Metaluna Mutant     
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25 Jan 2013 05:51 PM
johnnieconnie    [TotalFark]  

BunkyBrewman: I hate you subby.  That's the stuff of nightmares right there.


The link to the "reborn babies" in the article is creepier than the "vampire reborn babies"

*shudder*

/sorry I clicked

25 Jan 2013 05:52 PM
illannoyin     
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25 Jan 2013 05:54 PM
I should be in the kitchen     
I would never have one in my house, but those are kinda cool. But then I like macabre twists on things that are otherwise "cute" or wholesome.

/"cute" in quotes because I've never liked dolls, even as a little girl, especially the realistic ones!!

25 Jan 2013 05:54 PM
genner     
Well they failed at making cute dolls before.
I guess this is a way of turning a weakness into a strength.

25 Jan 2013 05:55 PM
Smeggy Smurf     

stirfrybry: I'm so sick of this country and the strange shiat people are into.


We're sick of you not being into our weird shiat. At least our weird shiat stays weird without trying to change other people

25 Jan 2013 05:58 PM
WhippingBoy     

maram500: WhippingBoy: I'm buying a triple-wide stroller and filling it with those dolls. Whenever I want to walk through a crowd, I'll push it as hard as I can and snarkily yell "make way, I've got babies here" like all the other douche-bag parents who are compelled to push their double or triple wide strollers through heavily crowded areas.

Seriously. There had better be a place in Hell reserved for those people.

Those are the same friggin' people who believe that because they have a child, they are entitled to do whatever they want, however they want, whenever they want. I can't stand douchebaggy parents who insist on changing their crotchfruit in front of everyone--the smell of shiatty diapers is absolutely disgusting, no matter where you are, and leaving them on the parking lot is inexcusable. More, I'm going to vomit the next time I see parents in a crowded theatre or restaurant with their hellspawn, who them start to cry. Invariably, the parents try to "shush" the crotchstain--which never works--and while everything else is going on that people should be paying attention to, the parents have this attitude of "oh, he's just a baby--you understand. I know you understand, so I needn't do anything about it."

/Woman brought a newborn into a play I was performing in
//Could have punted the kid, I was so infuriated
///Trying to give a monologue, and the skin football didn't stop crying


I hear ya, man, and I HAVE kids. I would never dream of:
- using anything other than an umbrella stroller if going any place where there might be a crowd
- taking a baby to a play (WTF????)
- taking a baby to a movie (WTF????)
- taking a baby to anything other than a very obvious "Family Restaurant" for dinner

I just don't get people...

25 Jan 2013 05:59 PM
I should be in the kitchen     

WhippingBoy: I'm buying a triple-wide stroller and filling it with those dolls. Whenever I want to walk through a crowd, I'll push it as hard as I can and snarkily yell "make way, I've got babies here" like all the other douche-bag parents who are compelled to push their double or triple wide strollers through heavily crowded areas.

Seriously. There had better be a place in Hell reserved for those people.


I like the cut of your jib!

That gives me an idea, I should get one of those things and act like one of those crazy women who treat them like a real baby, and then sign up for one of those "mommy and me" groups just to see the reactions. Would they ask me to leave, or would they be too afraid of breaking my obviously fragile psyche? I'm picturing a room full of perfectly coiffed Summerlin soccer moms awkwardly avoiding eye contact as I bounce little Lestat on my knee.

25 Jan 2013 05:59 PM
Hassan Ben Sobr     
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25 Jan 2013 06:01 PM
maram500     

WhippingBoy: maram500: WhippingBoy: I'm buying a triple-wide stroller and filling it with those dolls. Whenever I want to walk through a crowd, I'll push it as hard as I can and snarkily yell "make way, I've got babies here" like all the other douche-bag parents who are compelled to push their double or triple wide strollers through heavily crowded areas.

Seriously. There had better be a place in Hell reserved for those people.

Those are the same friggin' people who believe that because they have a child, they are entitled to do whatever they want, however they want, whenever they want. I can't stand douchebaggy parents who insist on changing their crotchfruit in front of everyone--the smell of shiatty diapers is absolutely disgusting, no matter where you are, and leaving them on the parking lot is inexcusable. More, I'm going to vomit the next time I see parents in a crowded theatre or restaurant with their hellspawn, who them start to cry. Invariably, the parents try to "shush" the crotchstain--which never works--and while everything else is going on that people should be paying attention to, the parents have this attitude of "oh, he's just a baby--you understand. I know you understand, so I needn't do anything about it."

/Woman brought a newborn into a play I was performing in
//Could have punted the kid, I was so infuriated
///Trying to give a monologue, and the skin football didn't stop crying

I hear ya, man, and I HAVE kids. I would never dream of:
- using anything other than an umbrella stroller if going any place where there might be a crowd
- taking a baby to a play (WTF????)
- taking a baby to a movie (WTF????)
- taking a baby to anything other than a very obvious "Family Restaurant" for dinner

I just don't get people...


You mean to tell me there are actually sane, rational parents out there? Holy crap.

Also: my fellow thespians thank you.

25 Jan 2013 06:03 PM
Mugato    [TotalFark]  
The dolls they sell at Cracker Barrel are creepier in their own way. I couldn't find a picture that does them justice but they're just regular dolls but they're in what they call the "uncanny valley"....just real enough to not look like a toy Cabbage Patch Doll but not quite real enough to look human.

25 Jan 2013 06:04 PM
LisaNeedsBraces     

I should be in the kitchen: I would never have one in my house, but those are kinda cool. But then I like macabre twists on things that are otherwise "cute" or wholesome.

/"cute" in quotes because I've never liked dolls, even as a little girl, especially the realistic ones!!


Agreed. For general decor, I would not purchase these. For rounding out my Halloween display...heck yes, I'll take two :)

25 Jan 2013 06:05 PM
hbk72777     

stirfrybry: I'm so sick of this country and the strange shiat people are into.


Yeah, it's a U.S. thing

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25 Jan 2013 06:07 PM
Warthog    [TotalFark]  
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25 Jan 2013 06:08 PM
maram500     

hbk72777: stirfrybry: I'm so sick of this country and the strange shiat people are into.

Yeah, it's a U.S. thing

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That second pic--that's a dude, right?

25 Jan 2013 06:09 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
Can't sleep, vampire babies will eat me...

25 Jan 2013 06:10 PM
Kelquin     
I'd go for this Reborn baby, personally.

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25 Jan 2013 06:11 PM
stirfrybry     
At least I still like Fark! You guys are almost never too weird. Also, I didn't mean to be so whiney up there. I'm just really burned out on the vampire crap. It's gotten so old and played out. I don't get how anyone could not be sick and tired of it by now.

25 Jan 2013 06:16 PM
Mugato    [TotalFark]  

stirfrybry: I'm so sick of this country and the strange shiat people are into.


Never been to or read very much about Japan?

25 Jan 2013 06:25 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Why would a reborn baby vampire have fangs before it had teeth? Don't even baby vampires have to wait till their milk fangs come in?

25 Jan 2013 06:25 PM
Der Poopflinger     
I can remember the days before the internet, people seemed less farked up then

25 Jan 2013 06:28 PM
Mugato    [TotalFark]  

Der Poopflinger: I can remember the days before the internet, people seemed less farked up then


You just knew less people and less "eclectic" people.

25 Jan 2013 06:31 PM
Wizard Drongo     

maram500: hbk72777: stirfrybry: I'm so sick of this country and the strange shiat people are into.

Yeah, it's a U.S. thing

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That second pic--that's a dude, right?


Looking at the hips, I'd say so, or it's a very slender-hipped wench, or someone "different" (i.e. XXX or XXY or XYY even)

25 Jan 2013 06:31 PM
WhippingBoy     

Wizard Drongo: maram500: hbk72777: stirfrybry: I'm so sick of this country and the strange shiat people are into.

Yeah, it's a U.S. thing

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That second pic--that's a dude, right?

Looking at the hips, I'd say so, or it's a very slender-hipped wench, or someone "different" (i.e. XXX or XXY or XYY even)


I thought it was Carrot Top.

25 Jan 2013 06:32 PM
eyeq360     

Nogrhi: At least they don't sparkle.


That's until you coat them liberally in powdered magnesium and light it on fire.

25 Jan 2013 06:37 PM
Der Poopflinger     

Mugato: You just knew less people and less "eclectic" people.


you're probably right, THANKS INTERNET!

25 Jan 2013 06:50 PM
unlikely     
the one holding the sock monkey is the stuff of nightmares

25 Jan 2013 07:00 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club     
That is a prime example of "one step too far". The originals were perfectly creepy. Trying to turn them into vampires pushed it out of the "creepy" zone and into the "trying so hard it is now lame" zone.

25 Jan 2013 07:18 PM
ProfessorOhki     

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: That is a prime example of "one step too far". The originals were perfectly creepy. Trying to turn them into vampires pushed it out of the "creepy" zone and into the "trying so hard it is now lame" zone.


Link How about taking making it edible?

25 Jan 2013 07:23 PM
Shmeat     
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25 Jan 2013 07:24 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  

I should be in the kitchen: I would never have one in my house, but those are kinda cool. But then I like macabre twists on things that are otherwise "cute" or wholesome.

/"cute" in quotes because I've never liked dolls, even as a little girl, especially the realistic ones!!


This.

25 Jan 2013 07:30 PM
kidsizedcoffin     
One of these would look great in the back of my refrigerator. Just imagine the look on the face of your guests when they go to get something to drink!

25 Jan 2013 07:31 PM
ReverendJynxed     

maram500: The one in the green outfit with the bright-blue eyes looks...goddamn it, what's the PC word for "retarded?"


Re-re?

Potato?

Short-bus toy-chest?

25 Jan 2013 07:40 PM
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