Goods as advertised.  Holy shiat that's messed up.

At least they don't sparkle.

I hate you subby.  That's the stuff of nightmares right there.

The first one that looks like Claudia is kinda cute but the infants are farked up.

Pediophobia. Your word for the day.

If Lestat impregnated one of the Village Of The Damned women, their children would probably look like these....

You know, I'm all about zombie stories, but the merchandising is getting ridiculous.

Apos: If Lestat impregnated one of the Village Of The Damned women, their children would probably look like these....

I didn't want to sleep tonight anyways.

The one in the green outfit with the bright-blue eyes looks...goddamn it, what's the PC word for "retarded?"

I'm buying a triple-wide stroller and filling it with those dolls. Whenever I want to walk through a crowd, I'll push it as hard as I can and snarkily yell "make way, I've got babies here" like all the other douche-bag parents who are compelled to push their double or triple wide strollers through heavily crowded areas.

Seriously. There had better be a place in Hell reserved for those people.

I'm so sick of this country and the strange shiat people are into.

stirfrybry: I'm so sick of this country and the strange shiat people are into.

Some people are actually into strange shiat; you can't begrudge someone a legitimate interest just because it differs from what you consider the norm.
Unfortunately, I fear most people who are "into strange shiat" are actually just mediocre hangers-on who do it to be "edgy" and "unique".

stirfrybry: I'm so sick of this country and the strange shiat people are into.

So I checked your profile and uh

this what you mean?

WhippingBoy: I'm buying a triple-wide stroller and filling it with those dolls. Whenever I want to walk through a crowd, I'll push it as hard as I can and snarkily yell "make way, I've got babies here" like all the other douche-bag parents who are compelled to push their double or triple wide strollers through heavily crowded areas.

Seriously. There had better be a place in Hell reserved for those people.

Those are the same friggin' people who believe that because they have a child, they are entitled to do whatever they want, however they want, whenever they want. I can't stand douchebaggy parents who insist on changing their crotchfruit in front of everyone--the smell of shiatty diapers is absolutely disgusting, no matter where you are, and leaving them on the parking lot is inexcusable. More, I'm going to vomit the next time I see parents in a crowded theatre or restaurant with their hellspawn, who them start to cry. Invariably, the parents try to "shush" the crotchstain--which never works--and while everything else is going on that people should be paying attention to, the parents have this attitude of "oh, he's just a baby--you understand. I know you understand, so I needn't do anything about it."

/Woman brought a newborn into a play I was performing in
//Could have punted the kid, I was so infuriated
///Trying to give a monologue, and the skin football didn't stop crying

Breast feeding is not recommened.

BunkyBrewman: I hate you subby.  That's the stuff of nightmares right there.

The link to the "reborn babies" in the article is creepier than the "vampire reborn babies"

*shudder*

/sorry I clicked

I would never have one in my house, but those are kinda cool. But then I like macabre twists on things that are otherwise "cute" or wholesome.

/"cute" in quotes because I've never liked dolls, even as a little girl, especially the realistic ones!!

Well they failed at making cute dolls before.
I guess this is a way of turning a weakness into a strength.

stirfrybry: I'm so sick of this country and the strange shiat people are into.

We're sick of you not being into our weird shiat. At least our weird shiat stays weird without trying to change other people

maram500: WhippingBoy: I'm buying a triple-wide stroller and filling it with those dolls. Whenever I want to walk through a crowd, I'll push it as hard as I can and snarkily yell "make way, I've got babies here" like all the other douche-bag parents who are compelled to push their double or triple wide strollers through heavily crowded areas.

Seriously. There had better be a place in Hell reserved for those people.

Those are the same friggin' people who believe that because they have a child, they are entitled to do whatever they want, however they want, whenever they want. I can't stand douchebaggy parents who insist on changing their crotchfruit in front of everyone--the smell of shiatty diapers is absolutely disgusting, no matter where you are, and leaving them on the parking lot is inexcusable. More, I'm going to vomit the next time I see parents in a crowded theatre or restaurant with their hellspawn, who them start to cry. Invariably, the parents try to "shush" the crotchstain--which never works--and while everything else is going on that people should be paying attention to, the parents have this attitude of "oh, he's just a baby--you understand. I know you understand, so I needn't do anything about it."

/Woman brought a newborn into a play I was performing in
//Could have punted the kid, I was so infuriated
///Trying to give a monologue, and the skin football didn't stop crying

I hear ya, man, and I HAVE kids. I would never dream of:
- using anything other than an umbrella stroller if going any place where there might be a crowd
- taking a baby to a play (WTF????)
- taking a baby to a movie (WTF????)
- taking a baby to anything other than a very obvious "Family Restaurant" for dinner

I just don't get people...

WhippingBoy: I'm buying a triple-wide stroller and filling it with those dolls. Whenever I want to walk through a crowd, I'll push it as hard as I can and snarkily yell "make way, I've got babies here" like all the other douche-bag parents who are compelled to push their double or triple wide strollers through heavily crowded areas.

Seriously. There had better be a place in Hell reserved for those people.

I like the cut of your jib!

That gives me an idea, I should get one of those things and act like one of those crazy women who treat them like a real baby, and then sign up for one of those "mommy and me" groups just to see the reactions. Would they ask me to leave, or would they be too afraid of breaking my obviously fragile psyche? I'm picturing a room full of perfectly coiffed Summerlin soccer moms awkwardly avoiding eye contact as I bounce little Lestat on my knee.

WhippingBoy: maram500: WhippingBoy: I'm buying a triple-wide stroller and filling it with those dolls. Whenever I want to walk through a crowd, I'll push it as hard as I can and snarkily yell "make way, I've got babies here" like all the other douche-bag parents who are compelled to push their double or triple wide strollers through heavily crowded areas.

Seriously. There had better be a place in Hell reserved for those people.

Those are the same friggin' people who believe that because they have a child, they are entitled to do whatever they want, however they want, whenever they want. I can't stand douchebaggy parents who insist on changing their crotchfruit in front of everyone--the smell of shiatty diapers is absolutely disgusting, no matter where you are, and leaving them on the parking lot is inexcusable. More, I'm going to vomit the next time I see parents in a crowded theatre or restaurant with their hellspawn, who them start to cry. Invariably, the parents try to "shush" the crotchstain--which never works--and while everything else is going on that people should be paying attention to, the parents have this attitude of "oh, he's just a baby--you understand. I know you understand, so I needn't do anything about it."

/Woman brought a newborn into a play I was performing in
//Could have punted the kid, I was so infuriated
///Trying to give a monologue, and the skin football didn't stop crying

I hear ya, man, and I HAVE kids. I would never dream of:
- using anything other than an umbrella stroller if going any place where there might be a crowd
- taking a baby to a play (WTF????)
- taking a baby to a movie (WTF????)
- taking a baby to anything other than a very obvious "Family Restaurant" for dinner

I just don't get people...

You mean to tell me there are actually sane, rational parents out there? Holy crap.

Also: my fellow thespians thank you.

The dolls they sell at Cracker Barrel are creepier in their own way. I couldn't find a picture that does them justice but they're just regular dolls but they're in what they call the "uncanny valley"....just real enough to not look like a toy Cabbage Patch Doll but not quite real enough to look human.

I should be in the kitchen: I would never have one in my house, but those are kinda cool. But then I like macabre twists on things that are otherwise "cute" or wholesome.

/"cute" in quotes because I've never liked dolls, even as a little girl, especially the realistic ones!!

Agreed. For general decor, I would not purchase these. For rounding out my Halloween display...heck yes, I'll take two :)

stirfrybry: I'm so sick of this country and the strange shiat people are into.

Yeah, it's a U.S. thing

hbk72777: stirfrybry: I'm so sick of this country and the strange shiat people are into.

Yeah, it's a U.S. thing

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That second pic--that's a dude, right?

Can't sleep, vampire babies will eat me...

I'd go for this Reborn baby, personally.

At least I still like Fark! You guys are almost never too weird. Also, I didn't mean to be so whiney up there. I'm just really burned out on the vampire crap. It's gotten so old and played out. I don't get how anyone could not be sick and tired of it by now.

stirfrybry: I'm so sick of this country and the strange shiat people are into.

Never been to or read very much about Japan?

Why would a reborn baby vampire have fangs before it had teeth? Don't even baby vampires have to wait till their milk fangs come in?

I can remember the days before the internet, people seemed less farked up then

Der Poopflinger: I can remember the days before the internet, people seemed less farked up then

You just knew less people and less "eclectic" people.

maram500: hbk72777: stirfrybry: I'm so sick of this country and the strange shiat people are into.

Yeah, it's a U.S. thing

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That second pic--that's a dude, right?

Looking at the hips, I'd say so, or it's a very slender-hipped wench, or someone "different" (i.e. XXX or XXY or XYY even)

Wizard Drongo: maram500: hbk72777: stirfrybry: I'm so sick of this country and the strange shiat people are into.

Yeah, it's a U.S. thing

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That second pic--that's a dude, right?

Looking at the hips, I'd say so, or it's a very slender-hipped wench, or someone "different" (i.e. XXX or XXY or XYY even)

I thought it was Carrot Top.

Nogrhi: At least they don't sparkle.

That's until you coat them liberally in powdered magnesium and light it on fire.

Mugato: You just knew less people and less "eclectic" people.

you're probably right, THANKS INTERNET!

the one holding the sock monkey is the stuff of nightmares

That is a prime example of "one step too far". The originals were perfectly creepy. Trying to turn them into vampires pushed it out of the "creepy" zone and into the "trying so hard it is now lame" zone.

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: That is a prime example of "one step too far". The originals were perfectly creepy. Trying to turn them into vampires pushed it out of the "creepy" zone and into the "trying so hard it is now lame" zone.

Link How about taking making it edible?

I should be in the kitchen: I would never have one in my house, but those are kinda cool. But then I like macabre twists on things that are otherwise "cute" or wholesome.

/"cute" in quotes because I've never liked dolls, even as a little girl, especially the realistic ones!!

This.

One of these would look great in the back of my refrigerator. Just imagine the look on the face of your guests when they go to get something to drink!

maram500: The one in the green outfit with the bright-blue eyes looks...goddamn it, what's the PC word for "retarded?"

Re-re?

Potato?

Short-bus toy-chest?