That's by my house, I am going to go look at this tonight.  Yes I live by a superfund site, that probably explains the webbed toes.

Bullshiat.  I was told humans have no significant impact on nature and the environment.

This is just another liberal scare tactic.

"You're going the wrong way, Dolphin."

Oh they are drunk. How do they know where we are going?

On a happier dolphin related note:

Dolphin Reaches Out to Divers for Help

""For all we know, this dolphin's family is at the mouth of the canal, freaking out." I'm going to have to stop soon. Because of sadness."

lmfao. Tard

The dolphin should have asked Bugs Bunny for directions.

So long and thanks for all the Phosphoric Acid.

Sorry dolphin, that's not squid it's condoms.

From the comments:

"This dolphin was just hanging out in Gowanus Canal before it was cool. I'm sure it'll leave when it becomes too mainstream".

Which one of you farkers was that?

Sounds like a Job for Aquaman.

Maybe he's doing it on porpoise.

Dolphins are rapists. I have no sympathy for the bastard.

Did he correctly guess the number of molecules on Leonard Nimoy's butt?

It's dead.

Remember, you can't have a Superfund site without super fun!

KellyKellyKelly: It's dead.

One should never fully "gow anus" without doing a bit of exploring around the periphery first. You gotta ease into those things or you're going to end up with toxic crap on your nose and bleeding dorsal surfaces. Those places are not for everybody--and taking your time going in will allow you to quickly GTFO if things go south.

tweek46420: KellyKellyKelly: It's dead.

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Aquaman fails

Did ya know the original Flipper hated his job and killed himself by cutting his throat on the side of his tank?

Go ahead and laugh.

As soon as that dolphin grows opposable thumbs, our asses are ALL kicked.

He's wasn't fooling anyone...

Intelligent species my ass.

So long...

Way to go, New York.

For all the liberal scum that lives in the cities with their green ideas and hipper than thou attitudes, millenia from now when humans are but a faded memory the swill and filth that they wrought will live on and the whole of cities like New York will be "Super Fund" sites.

/NYC is a shiathole

RIP dolphin brother/sister

one day, you and the elephants will have your revenges

It's unclear what responders on the scene plan to do with the dolphin's carcass.

Low-fat taco meat.

Dolphins, the only animals besides humans known to actively enjoy rape and murder, not always in that order.

I can't wait to eat my tuna safe dolphin when I get home. Imported, from Japan.

Meauran: For all the liberal scum that lives in the cities with their green ideas and hipper than thou attitudes, millenia from now when humans are but a faded memory the swill and filth that they wrought will live on and the whole of cities like New York will be "Super Fund" sites.

/NYC is a shiathole

Does somebody need a hug?

kd8our: Dolphins, the only animals besides humans known to actively enjoy rape and murder, not always in that order.

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Chimps would like a word with you.

MFAWG: Meauran: For all the liberal scum that lives in the cities with their green ideas and hipper than thou attitudes, millenia from now when humans are but a faded memory the swill and filth that they wrought will live on and the whole of cities like New York will be "Super Fund" sites.

/NYC is a shiathole

Does somebody need a hug?

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Meauran: For all the liberal scum that lives in the cities with their green ideas and hipper than thou attitudes, millenia from now when humans are but a faded memory the swill and filth that they wrought will live on and the whole of cities like New York will be "Super Fund" sites.

/NYC is a shiathole

Well let's see:

At the time the canal was built, several designs were proposed for it, some with lock systems that would have allowed daily flushing of the whole waterway. But these designs were considered too expensive, and as a result the Gowanus Canal was constructed with significant design flaws, but within budget

I don't know, man. That sure sounds a lot like conservatives in general and Teatards in specific.

/No, you can't get away with the whole "everything that Conservatives do is bad we'll just attribute to liberals" game.

filpper? weren't they headed to Love Canal?

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Feral_and_Preposterous: One should never fully "grow anus" without doing a bit of exploring around the periphery first. You gotta ease into those things or you're going to end up with toxic crap on your nose and bleeding dorsal surfaces. Those places are not for everybody--and taking your time going in will allow you to quickly GTFO if things go south.
I had to read this twice.

Have the rescue crews tried the approved Brooklyn technique by yelling, "you should get outta the fawkin' water before youse fawkin' die?"

Meauran: For all the liberal scum that lives in the cities with their green ideas and hipper than thou attitudes, millenia from now when humans are but a faded memory the swill and filth that they wrought will live on and the whole of cities like New York will be "Super Fund" sites.

/NYC is a shiathole

The local water's no longer drinkable due to fracking, the only jobs left are below living wage cashier assignments at Wal-Mart, and the local infrastructure is collapsing to approximately 'Uganda'. As long as you have your resentment of those uppity city folk, though, all is right in the world, ja?

Also, I submitted this with a funnier headline(tm). Which I kinda regret now. Poor thing.

Meauran: For all the liberal scum that lives in the cities with their green ideas and hipper than thou attitudes, millenia from now when humans are but a faded memory the swill and filth that they wrought will live on and the whole of cities like New York will be "Super Fund" sites.

/NYC is a shiathole

Hate to have to tell you this, buddy, but there is 1 group of people in this country that are currently raping the planet and farking over our children's children, and it ain't the people who live in actual human settlements, on moderate-density development with public transit.....

This reminds of of a manatee swimming up behind my house in Memphis a few years back. Dodged the rescue attempt by Sea World people I think... And died from the cold water shortly after. Swam up the damn Mississippi River that far. That's a long, slow swim.

/the dolphin was possibly dying regardless of where it swam

heh heh heh heh gowanus...

Flipper died a natural death, he caught a nasty virus.

CruJones: /the dolphin was possibly dying regardless of where it swam

You are probably right

attempted until for high tide - at 7 p.m.

Journalists speak English good.

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Someone once describe the Gowanus Canal as the only body of water in the world that's made up mostly of guns.

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Fissile: Someone once describe the Gowanus Canal as the only body of water in the world that's made up mostly of guns.

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