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   Flipper took a wrong turn at Albuquerque. This is not the superfun sight he was looking for

25 Jan 2013 06:30 PM   |   8885 clicks   |   Gawker
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brap    [TotalFark]  
That's by my house, I am going to go look at this tonight.  Yes I live by a superfund site, that probably explains the webbed toes.

25 Jan 2013 05:23 PM
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Apos     
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25 Jan 2013 05:42 PM
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Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
Bullshiat.  I was told humans have no significant impact on nature and the environment.

This is just another liberal scare tactic.

25 Jan 2013 05:55 PM
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Kif_D     
"You're going the wrong way, Dolphin."

Oh they are drunk. How do they know where we are going?

25 Jan 2013 06:33 PM
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Snapper Carr    [TotalFark]  
On a happier dolphin related note:

Dolphin Reaches Out to Divers for Help

25 Jan 2013 06:35 PM
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KidneyStone     
""For all we know, this dolphin's family is at the mouth of the canal, freaking out." I'm going to have to stop soon. Because of sadness."

lmfao. Tard

25 Jan 2013 06:35 PM
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eyeq360     
The dolphin should have asked Bugs Bunny for directions.

25 Jan 2013 06:38 PM
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skinink     
So long and thanks for all the Phosphoric Acid.

25 Jan 2013 06:38 PM
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uncleacid     
Sorry dolphin, that's not squid it's condoms.

25 Jan 2013 06:40 PM
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tomo12144     
From the comments:

"This dolphin was just hanging out in Gowanus Canal before it was cool. I'm sure it'll leave when it becomes too mainstream".

Which one of you farkers was that?

25 Jan 2013 06:41 PM
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Oldiron_79     
Sounds like a Job for Aquaman.

25 Jan 2013 06:41 PM
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Pinner     
Maybe he's doing it on porpoise.

25 Jan 2013 06:42 PM
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Arn_Dee     
Dolphins are rapists. I have no sympathy for the bastard.

25 Jan 2013 06:42 PM
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VvonderJesus     
Did he correctly guess the number of molecules on Leonard Nimoy's butt?

25 Jan 2013 06:43 PM
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KellyKellyKelly     

25 Jan 2013 06:43 PM
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Chevello     
Remember, you can't have a Superfund site without super fun!

25 Jan 2013 06:45 PM
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tweek46420     

KellyKellyKelly: It's dead.


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25 Jan 2013 06:45 PM
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Feral_and_Preposterous     
One should never fully "gow anus" without doing a bit of exploring around the periphery first. You gotta ease into those things or you're going to end up with toxic crap on your nose and bleeding dorsal surfaces. Those places are not for everybody--and taking your time going in will allow you to quickly GTFO if things go south.

25 Jan 2013 06:47 PM
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Oldiron_79     
tweek46420: KellyKellyKelly: It's dead.

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Aquaman fails

25 Jan 2013 06:48 PM
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SpdrJay     
Did ya know the original Flipper hated his job and killed himself by cutting his throat on the side of his tank?

25 Jan 2013 06:49 PM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
Go ahead and laugh.

As soon as that dolphin grows opposable thumbs, our asses are ALL kicked.

25 Jan 2013 06:50 PM
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Ennuipoet    [TotalFark]  

25 Jan 2013 06:53 PM
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traylor     
Intelligent species my ass.

25 Jan 2013 06:53 PM
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Dinobot     
So long...

25 Jan 2013 06:54 PM
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TomD9938     
Way to go, New York.

25 Jan 2013 06:55 PM
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Anayalator     
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25 Jan 2013 06:58 PM
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Meauran     
For all the liberal scum that lives in the cities with their green ideas and hipper than thou attitudes, millenia from now when humans are but a faded memory the swill and filth that they wrought will live on and the whole of cities like New York will be "Super Fund" sites.

/NYC is a shiathole

25 Jan 2013 07:03 PM
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ExperianScaresCthulhu     
RIP dolphin brother/sister

one day, you and the elephants will have your revenges

25 Jan 2013 07:07 PM
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UsikFark    [TotalFark]  
It's unclear what responders on the scene plan to do with the dolphin's carcass.

Low-fat taco meat.

25 Jan 2013 07:08 PM
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kd8our     
Dolphins, the only animals besides humans known to actively enjoy rape and murder, not always in that order.

I can't wait to eat my tuna safe dolphin when I get home. Imported, from Japan.

25 Jan 2013 07:09 PM
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MFAWG     

Meauran: For all the liberal scum that lives in the cities with their green ideas and hipper than thou attitudes, millenia from now when humans are but a faded memory the swill and filth that they wrought will live on and the whole of cities like New York will be "Super Fund" sites.

/NYC is a shiathole


Does somebody need a hug?

25 Jan 2013 07:11 PM
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Oldiron_79     
kd8our: Dolphins, the only animals besides humans known to actively enjoy rape and murder, not always in that order.

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Chimps would like a word with you.

25 Jan 2013 07:12 PM
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AntonChigger     

MFAWG: Meauran: For all the liberal scum that lives in the cities with their green ideas and hipper than thou attitudes, millenia from now when humans are but a faded memory the swill and filth that they wrought will live on and the whole of cities like New York will be "Super Fund" sites.

/NYC is a shiathole

Does somebody need a hug?


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25 Jan 2013 07:12 PM
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Hollie Maea    [TotalFark]  

Meauran: For all the liberal scum that lives in the cities with their green ideas and hipper than thou attitudes, millenia from now when humans are but a faded memory the swill and filth that they wrought will live on and the whole of cities like New York will be "Super Fund" sites.

/NYC is a shiathole


Well let's see:

At the time the canal was built, several designs were proposed for it, some with lock systems that would have allowed daily flushing of the whole waterway. But these designs were considered too expensive, and as a result the Gowanus Canal was constructed with significant design flaws, but within budget

I don't know, man. That sure sounds a lot like conservatives in general and Teatards in specific.

/No, you can't get away with the whole "everything that Conservatives do is bad we'll just attribute to liberals" game.

25 Jan 2013 07:14 PM
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Omahawg     
filpper? weren't they headed to Love Canal?

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25 Jan 2013 07:16 PM
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cretinbob     
And I say
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Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he he
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

25 Jan 2013 07:17 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     

Feral_and_Preposterous: One should never fully "g

row anus" without doing a bit of exploring around the periphery first. You gotta ease into those things or you're going to end up with toxic crap on your nose and bleeding dorsal surfaces. Those places are not for everybody--and taking your time going in will allow you to quickly GTFO if things go south.
I had to read this twice.

25 Jan 2013 07:17 PM
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Prey4reign    [TotalFark]  
Have the rescue crews tried the approved Brooklyn technique by yelling, "you should get outta the fawkin' water before youse fawkin' die?"

25 Jan 2013 07:18 PM
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Jim_Tressel's_O-Face     

Meauran: For all the liberal scum that lives in the cities with their green ideas and hipper than thou attitudes, millenia from now when humans are but a faded memory the swill and filth that they wrought will live on and the whole of cities like New York will be "Super Fund" sites.

/NYC is a shiathole


The local water's no longer drinkable due to fracking, the only jobs left are below living wage cashier assignments at Wal-Mart, and the local infrastructure is collapsing to approximately 'Uganda'. As long as you have your resentment of those uppity city folk, though, all is right in the world, ja?

25 Jan 2013 07:21 PM
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Jim_Tressel's_O-Face     
Also, I submitted this with a funnier headline(tm). Which I kinda regret now. Poor thing.

25 Jan 2013 07:23 PM
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udhq    [TotalFark]  

Meauran: For all the liberal scum that lives in the cities with their green ideas and hipper than thou attitudes, millenia from now when humans are but a faded memory the swill and filth that they wrought will live on and the whole of cities like New York will be "Super Fund" sites.

/NYC is a shiathole


Hate to have to tell you this, buddy, but there is 1 group of people in this country that are currently raping the planet and farking over our children's children, and it ain't the people who live in actual human settlements, on moderate-density development with public transit.....

25 Jan 2013 07:29 PM
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CruJones     
This reminds of of a manatee swimming up behind my house in Memphis a few years back. Dodged the rescue attempt by Sea World people I think... And died from the cold water shortly after. Swam up the damn Mississippi River that far. That's a long, slow swim.

/the dolphin was possibly dying regardless of where it swam

25 Jan 2013 07:30 PM
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xanadian    [TotalFark]  
heh heh heh heh gowanus...

25 Jan 2013 07:32 PM
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Krieghund     
Flipper died a natural death, he caught a nasty virus.

25 Jan 2013 07:32 PM
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sloshed_again     

CruJones: /the dolphin was possibly dying regardless of where it swam


You are probably right

25 Jan 2013 07:33 PM
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vodka     
attempted until for high tide - at 7 p.m.

Journalists speak English good.

25 Jan 2013 07:37 PM
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25 Jan 2013 07:39 PM
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Fissile     
Someone once describe the Gowanus Canal as the only body of water in the world that's made up mostly of guns.

25 Jan 2013 07:46 PM
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Feral_and_Preposterous     

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25 Jan 2013 07:50 PM
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Kanemano     

Fissile: Someone once describe the Gowanus Canal as the only body of water in the world that's made up mostly of guns.


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25 Jan 2013 07:52 PM
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