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25 Jan 2013 05:15 PM   |   4925 clicks   |   Sun Sentinel
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scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  
So if they did such a damn good job of hiding the rest of the body, why separate the head in the first place?

/I say feed 'em to the "Alligator Gods" they worship so much
//And by "Alligator Gods" I mean the ones at the local zoo

25 Jan 2013 04:55 PM
Apos     
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"I, the great and powerful Sobek, reject these false and idiotic acolytes!"

25 Jan 2013 05:02 PM
I_C_Weener    [TotalFark]  
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25 Jan 2013 05:03 PM
ArkPanda     
Offler does not approve.

25 Jan 2013 05:20 PM
cgraves67     
Maybe they should've considered some burnt offerings or chicken blood or something.

25 Jan 2013 05:22 PM
mark12A     
Hey Buddy, that's his own thing....

25 Jan 2013 05:22 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
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25 Jan 2013 05:22 PM
theorellior     
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25 Jan 2013 05:25 PM
Agent Smiths Laugh     
Ok, I'll be that guy. They should have prayed to:

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He would have acknowledged their gift of blood and skulls and given them power to slay all who stand in their way!

/because "Skulls for the alligator god!" just doesn't have the same ring

25 Jan 2013 05:26 PM
uncleacid     
Take this skull for it is nobody.

25 Jan 2013 05:28 PM
usbport     
Tim Tebow?

25 Jan 2013 05:29 PM
busy chillin'    [TotalFark]  
alligators gonna aligate

/not mine

25 Jan 2013 05:30 PM
NateAsbestos     
Florida once again demonstrating why it's the only state with its own Fark tag.

25 Jan 2013 05:31 PM
phlegmmo    [TotalFark]  
What a croc.

25 Jan 2013 05:32 PM
walkerhound     
Maybe it could've helped them hit a curve ball?

25 Jan 2013 05:35 PM
Elegy    [TotalFark]  

scottydoesntknow: So if they did such a damn good job of hiding the rest of the body, why separate the head in the first place?

/I say feed 'em to the "Alligator Gods" they worship so much
//And by "Alligator Gods" I mean the ones at the local zoo


This. It's really bugging me. If you can hide the body so well that they still can't find it, why throw the head away in the farking swamp?

25 Jan 2013 05:38 PM
Zeppelininthesky     
You know who else prayed to a crocodile god?

Egyptians

25 Jan 2013 05:46 PM
NutWrench    [TotalFark]  
"They used to pray to it. They used to pray to an alligator and rub its head, like a nutjob," Caroleo said. "They said it was the alligator god. They hoped the alligator would eat the evidence. They used to joke about it all the time. It was pretty bizarre."

I bet Joe Pesci would have come through for those guys.

25 Jan 2013 05:51 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

NutWrench: rub its head, like a nutjob


I think I know what he means. I'm almost sure.

25 Jan 2013 05:53 PM
Tosches     
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio

25 Jan 2013 06:02 PM
edmo    [TotalFark]  
Those SEC fans take their football way too seriously.

25 Jan 2013 06:04 PM
alienated     
I see no mention of sausages being burnt in offering.Of course he wont help them if they didnt.

25 Jan 2013 06:05 PM
sloshed_again     
She must have been a bad lay.

So turn her loose and find someone else.

25 Jan 2013 06:11 PM
DeadGeek     

ArkPanda: Offler


Came for the Pratchett reference, leaving satisfied.

25 Jan 2013 06:12 PM
jungus     
Did it work?

25 Jan 2013 06:15 PM
Gyrfalcon     

Apos: [www.museumofmythology.com image 210x550]
"I, the great and powerful Sobek, reject these false and idiotic acolytes!"


I was going to say that!

I guess great minds think as one.

25 Jan 2013 06:24 PM
TheManofPA     
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25 Jan 2013 06:32 PM
BlackArt     
"Gater done!"

25 Jan 2013 06:37 PM
The One True TheDavid     
They should have busted the head into pieces with an ax and discarded them in separate places. Or dissolved the pieces of the head in acid.

Why don't these supid criminals read Fark, where I've learned lots of things?

25 Jan 2013 06:42 PM
Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.     
When they prayed, the Alligator God sent them a sign that he would "see them later." He never gets tired of that one.

25 Jan 2013 06:46 PM
The One True TheDavid     
Most murderers who don't commit the act in front of people, confess to somebody who might turn against them, pick the wrong accomplice and/or kill someone close to them to like their spouses are never caught. And those killers who don't do those stupid things but who are still caught are often tripped up by a fluke mistake, like the Son of Sam's parking tickets.

Anybody who's reasonably careful can get away with thrill-killing a stranger: for example drive down a lonely wilderness road, shoot the first lone pedestrian you see, then calmly drive on back to the Interstate and away with the flow of traffic. (This is one reason why it's safer to hitchhike or even walk where there's lots of people.) If you buy gas or anything near there use cash, don't attract attention to yourself, and don't go by there again. After that all you'd have to do then is never ever tell anybody, just let that be your little secret.

By the way, two things: I myself haven't driven since Fall of 2001 and haven't had access to a gun in far longer than that, and if you do try my idea and get caught don't tell them I put you up to it. Of all the reasons for killing somebody "because some guy on the Internet said this is probably the easiest kind of murder to get away with" is one of the worst and stupidest excuses I can imagine, so don't do that. (And if you do don't ever tell me or let me find out.)

Anyway. This article the thread's about is one example of why I say that most violent offenders are stupid people who have very little to offer Society and are usually worthless even to themselves. Why do we bother warehousing such people for decades?

25 Jan 2013 07:09 PM
maggoo     
You are opressing the man based on religion. Why should he be subjected to ridicule for worshiping the alligator god? Stop with this oppressive anti-religion persecution.

25 Jan 2013 07:09 PM
Apos     

Gyrfalcon: Apos: [www.museumofmythology.com image 210x550]
"I, the great and powerful Sobek, reject these false and idiotic acolytes!"

I was going to say that!

I guess great minds think as one.



*smiles*

25 Jan 2013 07:24 PM
sobek     

Apos: [www.museumofmythology.com image 210x550]
"I, the great and powerful Sobek, reject these false and idiotic acolytes!"


I resemble that remark.

25 Jan 2013 07:54 PM
thenumber5     
This so different from Christians preying to Jesus that to get out of trouble

Pagans have the same religious rights as those who follow the Abrahamic lines


///may the Morrigan look kindly on me, and not eat my eyes

25 Jan 2013 08:28 PM
KrispyKritter     

The One True TheDavid: Most murderers who don't commit the act in front of people, confess to somebody who might turn against them, pick the wrong accomplice and/or kill someone close to them to like their spouses are never caught. And those killers who don't do those stupid things but who are still caught are often tripped up by a fluke mistake, like the Son of Sam's parking tickets.

Anybody who's reasonably careful can get away with thrill-killing a stranger: for example drive down a lonely wilderness road, shoot the first lone pedestrian you see, then calmly drive on back to the Interstate and away with the flow of traffic. (This is one reason why it's safer to hitchhike or even walk where there's lots of people.) If you buy gas or anything near there use cash, don't attract attention to yourself, and don't go by there again. After that all you'd have to do then is never ever tell anybody, just let that be your little secret.

By the way, two things: I myself haven't driven since Fall of 2001 and haven't had access to a gun in far longer than that, and if you do try my idea and get caught don't tell them I put you up to it. Of all the reasons for killing somebody "because some guy on the Internet said this is probably the easiest kind of murder to get away with" is one of the worst and stupidest excuses I can imagine, so don't do that. (And if you do don't ever tell me or let me find out.)

Anyway. This article the thread's about is one example of why I say that most violent offenders are stupid people who have very little to offer Society and are usually worthless even to themselves. Why do we bother warehousing such people for decades?


from what i've gathered on TV shows you're right, crimes of opportunity where one has no knowledge of who the victim is tends to be the best bet. successful serial killers put in a lot of mileage moving about just looking for little pockets of opportunity to strike, do the unthinkable and move on. no rhyme or reason for the crime other than "because it's there". and the change the modus operandi (method of operation) each time: toss the gun, next time it's a knife you use, clean and toss, then a rope etcetera. these people inevitably get caught because they are not as smart as they think they are or they are mentally ill. people with right thinking minds would never want to hurt or kill someone else; knowing how badly the victims loved ones suffer make it unthinkable.

personally i can't wrap my head around any government that would send people in to kill others, call it a war, a police action, etcetera. the first war should have been the last war. the pain and suffering and cruelty it brings, merely telling people about it should be more than enough reason to never do such a thing again. yet mankinds history is steeped in violence and bloodshed. it is these mentally deficient people who are willing to harm others that allow other twisted minds to take power and lord over man. so we are cursed to be under the thumb of those willing and able to use pain and suffering to make us cowtow to their will. sick, sad world.

25 Jan 2013 08:33 PM
JesusHoffaChrysler     
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg9x-5o S9Z0

25 Jan 2013 08:56 PM
Cream of Meat     
OH SNAP. a shoutout from Maddow...HOLLLA

I LOVE YOU RACHEL

25 Jan 2013 09:05 PM
Gyrfalcon     

KrispyKritter: personally i can't wrap my head around any government that would send people in to kill others, call it a war, a police action, etcetera. the first war should have been the last war. the pain and suffering and cruelty it brings, merely telling people about it should be more than enough reason to never do such a thing again. yet mankinds history is steeped in violence and bloodshed. it is these mentally deficient people who are willing to harm others that allow other twisted minds to take power and lord over man. so we are cursed to be under the thumb of those willing and able to use pain and suffering to make us cowtow to their will. sick, sad world.


I've been told war is fun.

25 Jan 2013 09:30 PM
lack of warmth     
Okay, this really bothers me. How can they move ahead with a case without the body proving the person is really dead? Don't give me 'They found her severed head, so she must be dead.' I have noticed a lot of people functioning just fine without their heads, so I don't buy that severing the head will definitely cause death. After all, a lot of headless people make comments of Fark.

25 Jan 2013 10:34 PM
PunGent     

Apos: [www.museumofmythology.com image 210x550]
"I, the great and powerful Sobek, reject these false and idiotic acolytes!"


RIP, Alex Trebek.

26 Jan 2013 05:20 AM
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