So, what if you stick it in her pooper? Does she pretend not to notice?

don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby

Not bad but the one I like is "split personality disorder" as most people know it. Within the same body, one may be paralyzed, another may be a diabetic and the original personality perfectly healthy.

What ever happened to crazy? What ever happened to just "crazy"?

I thought this was called "Münchausen syndrome"?

What the fark is this shiat.

I have Euthanize The Mad disorder. It's evolution disguised as an unspeakable opinion.

Fark Rye For Many Whores: What ever happened to crazy? What ever happened to just "crazy"?

kevra: What the fark is this shiat.

No worse than dudes who want to chop their dongs off an be a woman.
In other words, crazy...

There are people who desparately want to be amputees, too. I don't get it.

I wish to be stronger, hotter, and have George Clooney on speed dial.

I don't know who is crazier, but at least I don't have to go looking for a ramp to go upstairs.

meat0918: I thought this was called "Münchausen syndrome"?

It looks like there's actual neurology behind this, which makes sense since most people have urges to stop themselves from doing anything stupid--and I've heard of this disorder, it showed up in my psych textbooks. Basically, the brain thinks limbs are foreign objects and goes 'WTF get rid of this shiat! I'm supposed to be limbless here!'.

However, it really looks like she's also got psychological issues from her aunt's problems, so she's got a mix.

/Glad she's getting help
//This is fascinating as hell.

meat0918: I thought this was called "Münchausen syndrome"?

I thought it was Joey Ramone Syndrome.

I want to introduce her to the football player from Notre Dame. It would blow his mind to have a disabled girlfriend who's not disabled.

Now Chloe, a research scientist in psychiatry, chooses to live her life on four wheels, pretending to be paralysed.

"It was at that point that I realised I was just as likely to break my neck as I was to break my back and end up quadriplegic - totally paralysed, which I did not want," she says.

Because wanting to be quadriplegic would just be CRAZY.

That woman is all farked up. And a psychiatric scientist, whatever that is. I'll bet her insights into teh crazy are real gems.

No...she doesn't.

Next time I see her outside I'll point a rabid bear in her direction ... let's see how committed she is.

I have Call BS Disorder. It makes me want to cockslap people with goofy made-up psych problems.

A pair of shoes could last her a lifetime.

Zarquon's Flat Tire: So, what if you stick it in her pooper? Does she pretend not to notice?

As someone who's gone down on a paraplegic, rest assured that not all of them feel nothing below the waist.

not to be that guy that says old, but this woman was featured on NatGeo's show called Taboo almost a year ago. it was very interesting...

fusillade762: "It was at that point that I realised I was just as likely to break my neck as I was to break my back and end up quadriplegic - totally paralysed, which I did not want," she says.

Because wanting to be quadriplegic would just be CRAZY.

does she shiat into a bag too?

rezaxis: That woman is all farked up. And a psychiatric scientist, whatever that is. I'll bet her insights into teh crazy are real gems.

I wonder if they cringe at stories like this?

Fark Rye For Many Whores: What ever happened to crazy? What ever happened to just "crazy"?

A few centuries back, we realized that you can employ scientific methods to study things, allowing professionals to differentiate various kinds of disorders, some even of the psychological variety.

You'll also be pleased to know that the cold you caught a while back wasn't the result of miasma affecting your humors, or the "Evil Eye" you got from some other Farker in another thread.

Approves.

So we can add this to things all the people are buzzing around Walmart in scooters say they have and that's why they cant walk

As Chloe got older she realised her desires were vastly different to those of her friends, so she decided to keep it a secret even from her parents Harold, who was a psychotherapist, and Marjorie, a secretary, who have both since died.

I'm sure this has nothing to do with her being screwed up.

Major in engineering, and your kids will grow up to be engineers. Major in psychology, and your kids will grow up to be patients.

Zarquon's Flat Tire: So, what if you stick it in her pooper? Does she pretend not to notice?

What if YOU stick it in her pooper? Does she pretend to notice?


On a different note, she has nice legs. The kind of legs that I would chop off, preserve with plastination, and hang up on the walls of my bunker. She just needs to call me and I'm going.

This is the same disorder middle-aged men suffer from. You know, with the bald spot, the gut, the sagging skin, jowls and extra chins but is convinced he's in better shape than at 20....

Meh. She's just doing it for the handicapped parking sticker.

Quantum Apostrophe: This is the same disorder middle-aged men suffer from. You know, with the bald spot, the gut, the sagging skin, jowls and extra chins but is convinced he's in better shape than at 20....

HEY! I resemble that remark !

My current girlfriend likes to shiat in the dishwasher before we run it. She says it doesn't matter, like peeing in the shower, but it matters.

What an AW.

She's got a semi-hot girlfriend, though.

Mad Scientist: Meh. She's just doing it for the handicapped parking sticker.

Isn't that a t-shirthell.com gem?

Cagey B: A few centuries back, we realized that you can employ scientific methods to study things, allowing professionals to differentiate various kinds of disorders, some even of the psychological variety.

You'll also be pleased to know that the cold you caught a while back wasn't the result of miasma affecting your humors, or the "Evil Eye" you got from some other Farker in another thread.

Except that's not what this is. Sometimes crazy just needs an outlet - had her childhood drama involved yellow crayons shoved up the ear, that's what she'd be doing. What the fetish (for lack of a better word) itself is, is irrelevant - her real "condition" is quite common. She does self-harm in a manner related to a traumatic event - to give it a special label based on the specific type of self-harm is more than just idiotic, it is intellectually dishonest.

So why don't we let people like this sever their spinal cords? We let TGs mutilate their genitals.

spentmiles: My current girlfriend likes to shiat in the dishwasher before we run it. She says it doesn't matter, like peeing in the shower, but it matters.


They're all the same pipes! What difference does it make!

farkin' way she goes boys

eagles95: So we can add this to things all the people are buzzing around Walmart in scooters say they have and that's why they cant walk

The people at Walmart have Muncheverything Syndrome.

Matthew Keene: eagles95: So we can add this to things all the people are buzzing around Walmart in scooters say they have and that's why they cant walk

The people at Walmart have Muncheverything Syndrome.

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Is that the motorcycle twins?

Oldiron_79: So why don't we let people like this sever their spinal cords? We let TGs mutilate their genitals.

ahh yes, the institute of made up diseases

Now Chloe, a research scientist in psychiatry, chooses to live her life on four wheels, pretending to be paralysed.

How is this even allowed? I can see her being a research subject in psychiatry but this is like letting the inmates run the asylum. How can she do objective research in psychiatry when her brain is clearly miswired? It seems unethical for her to work in the field.

spentmiles: My current girlfriend likes to shiat in the dishwasher before we run it. She says it doesn't matter, like peeing in the shower, but it matters.

It doesn't matter. The food that's getting rinsed from the dishes is just an earlier version of the deposit.

FTA : Then, aged 31, Chloe developed fibromyalgia

Imagine that.

thisiszombocom: what could you possibly have done to yourself to need a cast like that?

A friends daughter broke her femur and ended up rigged into that same sort of cast.

Saberus Terras: What an AW.

She's got a semi-hot girlfriend, though.

Which only goes to show that Psycho always gets a relationship. Be normal and people avoid you like the plague.

Cagey B: Fark Rye For Many Whores: What ever happened to crazy? What ever happened to just "crazy"?

A few centuries back, we realized that you can employ scientific methods to study things, allowing professionals to differentiate various kinds of disorders, some even of the psychological variety.

You'll also be pleased to know that the cold you caught a while back wasn't the result of miasma affecting your humors, or the "Evil Eye" you got from some other Farker in another thread.


Whatever, dude. Once I get my thetans removed, I'll be right as rain

Ghastly: Oldiron_79: So why don't we let people like this sever their spinal cords? We let TGs mutilate their genitals.

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What? I'm not saying we shouldn't lets TGs cut off thier junk I'm saying we should let body dismorphics or whatever they are called sever their spines

"I've been told that if I continue to do both activities then I'm at high risk of becoming paraplegic - hence my motivation to keep doing them."

As one who has spent 50 of my 51 years on this planet in a wheelchair because of my fugged up spine, I just......I can't comprehend.

I am seriously at a loss for words.