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   The Lord works in listerious wheys

25 Jan 2013 10:05 PM   |   6845 clicks   |   News.com.au
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
has since been recalled

Well that's gouda.

25 Jan 2013 08:39 PM
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Apos     
*scans headline*

Like you really give edam, subby.

25 Jan 2013 09:06 PM
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jaytkay     
Oh great. it's one of those NSW stories.

I have to wait til I get home to check it out.

25 Jan 2013 10:09 PM
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Buttle not Tuttle     
I camembert this news. My heart goes out to the families of the victims in their brievement.

25 Jan 2013 10:11 PM
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zez     
Two Australians have died and a pregnant woman has miscarried following the outbreak...

NSW Health acting director of health protection Professor Wayne Smith said all of the recent cases involved people aged over 65 with one person in a serious condition.

25 Jan 2013 10:12 PM
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traylor     
Cheeses, Subby, that was a bad pun.

25 Jan 2013 10:13 PM
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traylor     
...but not as bad as "Gouda works in listerious ways"

25 Jan 2013 10:18 PM
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Feral_and_Preposterous     
Y'all are insensitive Muensters.

25 Jan 2013 10:20 PM
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lordargent     
have been struck down by listeriosis

Was it with great anger and furious vengeance? Did they know his name is the Curd?

25 Jan 2013 10:21 PM
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Bob's Your Uncle     
Subby, you might think you had a gouda reason for this headline, but I think aren't paneer the point of this havarticle. oka?

/Chhurpi

25 Jan 2013 10:22 PM
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scottapeshot     
Australian cheese. Think about it.

25 Jan 2013 10:27 PM
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Gyrfalcon     
The victims were all just a bunch of crackers anyway...

25 Jan 2013 10:27 PM
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Devolving_Spud     
More people made sick by big food corporations. We didn't have these problems when you gruyere own food.

//golf clap for Subby for what I think is a HOTY candidate

25 Jan 2013 10:29 PM
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Buttle not Tuttle     

jaytkay: Oh great. it's one of those NSW stories.

I have to wait til I get home to check it out.


ISWDT.

25 Jan 2013 10:31 PM
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Snazzy1     

jaytkay: Oh great. it's one of those NSW stories.

I have to wait til I get home to check it out.


That's exactly what I thought at first...

/then I was like, oh, New South Wales, got it.....

25 Jan 2013 10:33 PM
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Feral_and_Preposterous     
Impugning tainted cheese is Easy; Cheese will always have a place in my fridge. Post articles like this until you're bleu in the face; it won't change my mind one bit.

25 Jan 2013 10:34 PM
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Bedstead Polisher     
70 day incubation period?! That sucks.
Could you imagine waiting to see if you'd get sick because you ate cheese 2 months ago?

I would imagine a lot of people served or ate from a cheese platter over Christmas, you'd have no way of knowing really what brand of cheese you ate way back then.

25 Jan 2013 10:41 PM
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vodka     
Darwin at work. If you can't handle a little Listeria then you don't deserve to live.

25 Jan 2013 10:43 PM
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RatMaster999     
25.media.tumblr.com

25 Jan 2013 10:48 PM
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LordOfThePings     
This page brought to you by Subway. Eat fresh.

25 Jan 2013 11:05 PM
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born_yesterday     

vodka: Darwin at work. If you can't handle a little Listeria then you don't deserve to live.


Exactly. For a healthy immune system, getting over listeria is a bries.

25 Jan 2013 11:07 PM
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AJisaff     
//golf clap for Subby for what I think is a HOTY candidate


came here to say this...

25 Jan 2013 11:13 PM
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Zugswang     
I camembert another cheese pun...fontina-ly, this appears to be a slow thread.

25 Jan 2013 11:24 PM
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darth_badger     
Fromunda from Down Under!

25 Jan 2013 11:32 PM
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WVTireFire     
My stomach and digestive system are unbeatable. I've eaten at places where those in my company got sick, I felt fine. When co-workers and room mates had a stomach bug, I felt fine. I'm not really proud of the fact that I can eat damned near anything and not get sick...not ashamed either.

/bring on the brie

25 Jan 2013 11:33 PM
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E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease     
up for Headline of the Year, damn you subby

25 Jan 2013 11:34 PM
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Wolfmanjames    [TotalFark]  
WILL SOMEBODY SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!

25 Jan 2013 11:46 PM
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Hop-Frog     
Well done, Subby. You are clearly a cultured individual.

25 Jan 2013 11:50 PM
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MrEricSir     
Oh, I get listerical, listeria
Oh can you feel it, do you smell it?
It's such a vomital listeria
When you get that feelin', better start heavin'
'Cos it's a stomach ache, oh say you will, ooh babe
Listeria in the cheese

25 Jan 2013 11:57 PM
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stirfrybry     
In queso trouble, pray to cheesus

26 Jan 2013 12:19 AM
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churlish moldwarp     

LordOfThePings: This page brought to you by Subway. Eat fresh.


I sure could go for some of Casey's whey

26 Jan 2013 12:32 AM
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SpdrJay     
And to think we used to GARGLE that stuff in the olde days...

26 Jan 2013 01:00 AM
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costermonger    [TotalFark]  

scottapeshot: Australian cheese. Think about it.


Everything is poisonous in Australia. What'd they expect?

26 Jan 2013 01:04 AM
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gweilo8888     
Easy HOTY candidate. Great job, Subby!

26 Jan 2013 01:05 AM
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steerforth     

scottapeshot: Australian cheese. Think about it.


Tastes lovely with Vegemite.

26 Jan 2013 02:16 AM
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rev. dave     
I love a pun that makes me laugh.

26 Jan 2013 05:01 AM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     
How about a nice cheese and cold-cut sandwich?

26 Jan 2013 06:36 AM
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syzygy whizz    [TotalFark]  
These are some of the cheesiest puns I've ever read.

/ got nuthin'
// the cat ate it
/// she likes it runny

26 Jan 2013 01:31 PM
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