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   Woman assaults man with jar of olives, pitting one against the other

26 Jan 2013 07:22 PM   |   1449 clicks   |   WRCB
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fusillade762     
If he'd had his own jar of olives this wouldn't have happened.

26 Jan 2013 06:03 PM
Clock Spider Jerusalem     
Just like in the old country. Assault with olives, perverted acts with falafel.

26 Jan 2013 07:23 PM
Fart_Machine     
She was just saying Olive you.

26 Jan 2013 07:29 PM
JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  

Clock Spider Jerusalem: Just like in the old country. Assault with olives, perverted acts with falafel.


I thought Bill O'Reilly was from New York or New Jersey or someplace like that.

26 Jan 2013 07:32 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
THAT'S IT

NO MORE MISTER NICOISE GUY

26 Jan 2013 07:35 PM
TorqueToad     
Pun pain.

26 Jan 2013 07:35 PM
Lanadapter     
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26 Jan 2013 07:36 PM
Fano     
Query: What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Response: Popeye shot him

26 Jan 2013 07:37 PM
Coronal mass ejection     
[In addition to being upset she couldn't get money to buy crack with, police said, the victim told an officer "they were arguing because Tammie wanted to be with him but he was not interested in her."]

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Olive Offender^

26 Jan 2013 07:37 PM
ciberido    [TotalFark]  

Clock Spider Jerusalem: Just like in the old country. Assault with olives, perverted acts with falafel.


Obviously the woman should be the first to offer an olive branch to end this conflict.

26 Jan 2013 07:44 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
Oil's well that ends well, I guess.

26 Jan 2013 07:47 PM
bearded clamorer    [TotalFark]  
Black olive problems.

26 Jan 2013 07:49 PM
AndreMA     
I've only ever seen unpitted olives in a can.

Except maybe oil-cured ones, but that sounds a bit upscale for these people.

26 Jan 2013 07:57 PM
Coronal mass ejection     

bearded clamorer: Black olive problems.


I've always preferred my olives ripe.

26 Jan 2013 08:00 PM
skinink    [TotalFark]  
"Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of olives, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion fruit..."

26 Jan 2013 08:06 PM
Pockafrusta     
Olives me some subby. +1

26 Jan 2013 08:37 PM
the_rhino     

Lanadapter:


her tits are weird looking

26 Jan 2013 09:03 PM
jdcgonzalez     
Lettuce pray that one day olive the vegetables corn live in hominy.

26 Jan 2013 10:33 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
OK, things have really gone downhill since I was a wee lass. When I was a girl, the last jar left in the cupboard was always marinated artichoke hearts. Now the last jar is olives? Pathetic.

27 Jan 2013 01:12 AM
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