"Police said Fazal was weaving all over the road and attempted to negotiate a turn at Granada Boulevard and Old Tomoka Road when she struck a curb."
She would have negotiated the turn, but the turn became argumentative.
fusillade762: [www.clickorlando.com image 640x236]I'd hit it.
Mister Peejay: How many fents and/or crubs did she hit?
numbone: Fazal took a breathlyzer test and police said she blew twice the legal limit and was arrested..Reads better this way.
Zarquon's Flat Tire: CsbWhile I was working at the bar we had a drunk driver come through our parking lot. She hit 4 parked cars and almost hit a guy in a wheelchair. The last car she managed to hit straight on, which means she turned 90 degrees.She had 1/2 of a liter bottle of vodka in her purse and while she was waiting for the police while under the supervision of some off duty detective customers she peed in the office chair without ever changing expression.Oh and that 1/2 the cars she hit belonged to staff. Np insurance either.
I_Am_Weasel: The way I heard it was that she sideswiped nineteen neat parked cars,clipped off thirteen telephone poles,hit two houses, bruised eight trees,and Blue-Crossed seven people.
Gyrfalcon: Mister Peejay: How many fents and/or crubs did she hit?Wow, you're almost as she as drunk is.
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