I guess they shouldn't have placed all that stuff in her way.

No birks?

".....and she's dancing crashing like she's never danced crashed before......"

Ah, Magoo, you've done it again!

Mrs. Nussbaum...?

The way I heard it was that she sideswiped nineteen neat parked cars,clipped off thirteen telephone poles,hit two houses, bruised eight trees,and Blue-Crossed seven people.

Inanimate objects? You're not going to get any real points that way.

I'd hit it.

There is a lot of inertia in churches. They're great if you want to stop but lousy if you want to keep going.

"Police said Fazal was weaving all over the road and attempted to negotiate a turn at Granada Boulevard and Old Tomoka Road when she struck a curb."

She would have negotiated the turn, but the turn became argumentative.

A partridge in a pear tree. Damn it man, you forgot the partridge in a pear tree.

But did she get the high score?

"Police said Fazal was weaving all over the road and attempted to negotiate a turn at Granada Boulevard and Old Tomoka Road when she struck a curb."

"It looks like negotiations, much like the car...."

*GLASSES*

"Have halted."

YYYYEAAHHHHH!

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I'd hit it.

How? She's moving way too fast.

Fazal took a breathlyzer test and police said she blew twice the legal limit and was arrested..

Reads better this way.

How many fents and/or crubs did she hit?

Well, to be fair, the church cut her off.


/*badumtish*

Csb

While I was working at the bar we had a drunk driver come through our parking lot. She hit 4 parked cars and almost hit a guy in a wheelchair. The last car she managed to hit straight on, which means she turned 90 degrees.

She had 1/2 of a liter bottle of vodka in her purse and while she was waiting for the police while under the supervision of some off duty detective customers she peed in the office chair without ever changing expression.

Oh and that 1/2 the cars she hit belonged to staff. Np insurance either.

Mister Peejay: How many fents and/or crubs did she hit?

Or Zuuls and/or Shubs?

Yeah, so... how did they know she was drunk?

D.riving W.hile F.emale

Her license - plate?
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ARSTCRTS

Have the biatch steam cleaned and bring her to my bunk
It's Saturday night

Jake and Elwood have a sister?

Mister Peejay: How many fents and/or crubs did she hit?

Wow, you're almost as she as drunk is.

numbone: Fazal took a breathlyzer test and police said she blew twice the legal limit and was arrested..

Reads better this way.

Even better this way.

Fazal took a breathlyzer test and police said she blew twice the legal limit and was arrested.

So she'll be acquitted, seeing as how the legal limit for a 19-year-old is zero, and two times zero is zero.

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Csb

While I was working at the bar we had a drunk driver come through our parking lot. She hit 4 parked cars and almost hit a guy in a wheelchair. The last car she managed to hit straight on, which means she turned 90 degrees.

She had 1/2 of a liter bottle of vodka in her purse and while she was waiting for the police while under the supervision of some off duty detective customers she peed in the office chair without ever changing expression.

Oh and that 1/2 the cars she hit belonged to staff. Np insurance either.

Clearly the guy in the wheelchair did not yield. I hate entitled wheelchair drivers.

Very small rocks.

I_Am_Weasel: The way I heard it was that she sideswiped nineteen neat parked cars,clipped off thirteen telephone poles,hit two houses, bruised eight trees,and Blue-Crossed seven people.

And then lost her head, not to mention an arm or two before she stopped....

I watched a guy driving down the street at about five mph, rims scraping the curb the whole time. Smacked into one of those cast concrete trash cans, smacked a bus stop sign. Just kept going on his way right by me, grinding the curb and crawling along.

Cop car right behind him.

yuck.

You guys have it all wrong. the car took advantage of her in her inebriated state and should have known better. Even though she went through the motions of driving, and knowingly put herself in that situation while drinking (and even dressed the part in a revealing way), she is not responsible for what actually happened. The car *should* have known she didn't *really* want to drive drunk, and so should have not did what it did. Therefore the car is at fault.
Now 9 months later she is going to bear the legal consequences of her actions, and since it is her body, the auto has no legal rights over the legal baby being born, and somehow will be legally responsible for caretaking the issue now in its infancy.

High score?

But did she make it to Delta House?

Gyrfalcon: Mister Peejay: How many fents and/or crubs did she hit?

Wow, you're almost as she as drunk is.

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She went full fazal on her town. You never want to go full fazal.

FTFA:" Police said Faza jumped out of the car and tried to run away, but an officer tazed and wrestled her to the ground."

Once you taze her you don't need to wrestle her to the ground, She is already there. If you wrestle her to the ground first, there is no need to taze her.

Just saying.

She already has a police record

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