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26 Jan 2013 09:23 PM   |   2846 clicks   |   Click Orlando
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St_Francis_P     
I guess they shouldn't have placed all that stuff in her way.

26 Jan 2013 07:06 PM
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Gecko Gingrich    [TotalFark]  
No birks?

26 Jan 2013 07:08 PM
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Apos     
".....and she's dancing crashing like she's never danced crashed before......"

26 Jan 2013 08:21 PM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
Ah, Magoo, you've done it again!

26 Jan 2013 08:49 PM
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PhiloeBedoe     
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Mrs. Nussbaum...?

26 Jan 2013 08:50 PM
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I_Am_Weasel    [TotalFark]  
The way I heard it was that she sideswiped nineteen neat parked cars,clipped off thirteen telephone poles,hit two houses, bruised eight trees,and Blue-Crossed seven people.

26 Jan 2013 09:14 PM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
Inanimate objects? You're not going to get any real points that way.

26 Jan 2013 09:15 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
www.clickorlando.com

I'd hit it.

26 Jan 2013 09:19 PM
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JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
There is a lot of inertia in churches. They're great if you want to stop but lousy if you want to keep going.

26 Jan 2013 09:25 PM
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skinink     

"Police said Fazal was weaving all over the road and attempted to negotiate a turn at Granada Boulevard and Old Tomoka Road when she struck a curb."


She would have negotiated the turn, but the turn became argumentative.


26 Jan 2013 09:28 PM
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ShobuZukuri     
A partridge in a pear tree. Damn it man, you forgot the partridge in a pear tree.

26 Jan 2013 09:37 PM
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No Time To Explain     
But did she get the high score?

26 Jan 2013 09:38 PM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
"Police said Fazal was weaving all over the road and attempted to negotiate a turn at Granada Boulevard and Old Tomoka Road when she struck a curb."

"It looks like negotiations, much like the car...."

*GLASSES*

"Have halted."

YYYYEAAHHHHH!

26 Jan 2013 09:53 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

fusillade762: [www.clickorlando.com image 640x236]

I'd hit it.


How? She's moving way too fast.

26 Jan 2013 09:54 PM
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numbone     
Fazal took a breathlyzer test and police said she blew twice the legal limit and was arrested..

Reads better this way.

26 Jan 2013 09:57 PM
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Mister Peejay     
How many fents and/or crubs did she hit?

26 Jan 2013 09:58 PM
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Resident Muslim     
Well, to be fair, the church cut her off.


/*badumtish*

26 Jan 2013 10:01 PM
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Zarquon's Flat Tire     
Csb

While I was working at the bar we had a drunk driver come through our parking lot. She hit 4 parked cars and almost hit a guy in a wheelchair. The last car she managed to hit straight on, which means she turned 90 degrees.

She had 1/2 of a liter bottle of vodka in her purse and while she was waiting for the police while under the supervision of some off duty detective customers she peed in the office chair without ever changing expression.

Oh and that 1/2 the cars she hit belonged to staff. Np insurance either.

26 Jan 2013 10:03 PM
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dahmers love zombie    [TotalFark]  

Mister Peejay: How many fents and/or crubs did she hit?


Or Zuuls and/or Shubs?

26 Jan 2013 10:23 PM
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Ready-set     
Yeah, so... how did they know she was drunk?

D.riving W.hile F.emale

26 Jan 2013 10:35 PM
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SpdrJay     
Her license - plate?
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ARSTCRTS

26 Jan 2013 10:35 PM
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harryhardhat     
Have the biatch steam cleaned and bring her to my bunk
It's Saturday night

26 Jan 2013 10:47 PM
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dbrunker     
Jake and Elwood have a sister?
farm7.staticflickr.com

26 Jan 2013 10:49 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

Mister Peejay: How many fents and/or crubs did she hit?


Wow, you're almost as she as drunk is.

26 Jan 2013 11:17 PM
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banandar123     

numbone: Fazal took a breathlyzer test and police said she blew twice the legal limit and was arrested..

Reads better this way.


Even better this way.

26 Jan 2013 11:26 PM
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Hoopy Frood     
Fazal took a breathlyzer test and police said she blew twice the legal limit and was arrested.

So she'll be acquitted, seeing as how the legal limit for a 19-year-old is zero, and two times zero is zero.

26 Jan 2013 11:37 PM
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99.998er     

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Csb

While I was working at the bar we had a drunk driver come through our parking lot. She hit 4 parked cars and almost hit a guy in a wheelchair. The last car she managed to hit straight on, which means she turned 90 degrees.

She had 1/2 of a liter bottle of vodka in her purse and while she was waiting for the police while under the supervision of some off duty detective customers she peed in the office chair without ever changing expression.

Oh and that 1/2 the cars she hit belonged to staff. Np insurance either.


Clearly the guy in the wheelchair did not yield. I hate entitled wheelchair drivers.

26 Jan 2013 11:39 PM
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reubendaley     
Very small rocks.

26 Jan 2013 11:44 PM
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DarthBart     

I_Am_Weasel: The way I heard it was that she sideswiped nineteen neat parked cars,clipped off thirteen telephone poles,hit two houses, bruised eight trees,and Blue-Crossed seven people.


And then lost her head, not to mention an arm or two before she stopped....

26 Jan 2013 11:53 PM
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studebaker hoch     
I watched a guy driving down the street at about five mph, rims scraping the curb the whole time. Smacked into one of those cast concrete trash cans, smacked a bus stop sign. Just kept going on his way right by me, grinding the curb and crawling along.

Cop car right behind him.

27 Jan 2013 12:01 AM
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FNG    [TotalFark]  
yuck.

27 Jan 2013 01:35 AM
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kriegfusion     
You guys have it all wrong. the car took advantage of her in her inebriated state and should have known better. Even though she went through the motions of driving, and knowingly put herself in that situation while drinking (and even dressed the part in a revealing way), she is not responsible for what actually happened. The car *should* have known she didn't *really* want to drive drunk, and so should have not did what it did. Therefore the car is at fault.
Now 9 months later she is going to bear the legal consequences of her actions, and since it is her body, the auto has no legal rights over the legal baby being born, and somehow will be legally responsible for caretaking the issue now in its infancy.

27 Jan 2013 03:05 AM
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Mr. Ekshun     
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High score?

27 Jan 2013 03:09 AM
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Kibbler     
But did she make it to Delta House?

27 Jan 2013 06:58 AM
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Mister Peejay     

Gyrfalcon: Mister Peejay: How many fents and/or crubs did she hit?

Wow, you're almost as she as drunk is.


Link

27 Jan 2013 07:44 AM
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gazelam     
She went full fazal on her town. You never want to go full fazal.

27 Jan 2013 08:11 AM
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Alleyoop     
t3.gstatic.com

27 Jan 2013 08:26 AM
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ExJerseyGirl     
FTFA:" Police said Faza jumped out of the car and tried to run away, but an officer tazed and wrestled her to the ground."

Once you taze her you don't need to wrestle her to the ground, She is already there. If you wrestle her to the ground first, there is no need to taze her.

Just saying.

27 Jan 2013 09:18 AM
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hangingbrautwurst     
She already has a police record

Link

27 Jan 2013 07:13 PM
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