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  • Bishop Thomas Paprocki, the anti-gay activist who heads the Archdiocese of Springfield, Ill., said a priest who recently called for help to remove handcuffs was alone and not engaged in sexual behavior when police found him.

    Seriously, how is it possible to say that with a straight face? The guy also had a mouth gag. He was playing with a boyfriend and the boyfriend got pissed for some reason and left him there.

  • vossiewulf: Bishop Thomas Paprocki, the anti-gay activist who heads the Archdiocese of Springfield, Ill., said a priest who recently called for help to remove handcuffs was alone and not engaged in sexual behavior when police found him.

    Seriously, how is it possible to say that with a straight face? The guy also had a mouth gag. He was playing with a boyfriend and the boyfriend got pissed for some reason and left him there.


    Or he picked up some rough trade and got heisted.

  • Will this perversion with the religious right ever end?

  • Mugato: Will this perversion with the religious right ever end?


    No.  As long as you try to subvert or deny human nature, people who buy in will become unhealthy.

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  • vossiewulf: Bishop Thomas Paprocki, the anti-gay activist who heads the Archdiocese of Springfield, Ill., said a priest who recently called for help to remove handcuffs was alone and not engaged in sexual behavior when police found him.

    Seriously, how is it possible to say that with a straight face? The guy also had a mouth gag. He was playing with a boyfriend and the boyfriend got pissed for some reason and left him there.


    This. Anybody who believes this story should contact me. I have a bridge for sale.

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    It was just part of a bet!

  • vossiewulf: He was playing with a boyfriend and the boyfriend got pissed for some reason and left him there.


    I must have missed the part where we discovered it was a boyfriend rather than a girlfriend. Either way Bishop Thomas Paprocki is chock full of low quality crap.

  • Philbb: I must have missed the part where we discovered it was a boyfriend rather than a girlfriend.


    C'mon man, a priest playing bondage games and you think there's a female involved someplace? Let me introduce you to Fusillade, who has a bridge for sale. He's gay, he's been repressing it his whole life (while cursing those external demons and temptations from gay men who inexplicably keep hitting on him in the rest area bathrooms he visits regularly for perfectly understandable reasons), to the point he's snapped and is playing bondage games with people he can't trust.

    And now he's lying about it while praying for forgiveness, and he's convinced a bishop, which wasn't terribly difficult since said bishop has his head so far up his ass that he can perform daily self-colonoscopies.

  • Another priest who is into kinky stuff. I'm shocked.

  • vossiewulf: Philbb: I must have missed the part where we discovered it was a boyfriend rather than a girlfriend.

    C'mon man, a priest playing bondage games and you think there's a female involved someplace? Let me introduce you to Fusillade, who has a bridge for sale. He's gay, he's been repressing it his whole life (while cursing those external demons and temptations from gay men who inexplicably keep hitting on him in the rest area bathrooms he visits regularly for perfectly understandable reasons), to the point he's snapped and is playing bondage games with people he can't trust.

    And now he's lying about it while praying for forgiveness, and he's convinced a bishop, which wasn't terribly difficult since said bishop has his head so far up his ass that he can perform daily self-colonoscopies.


    Kinda reminds me of when Ted Haggard got caught buying meth from and getting "massages" from a gay male prostitute. He initially claimed he threw the meth away and NOTHING GAY HAPPENED. Riiiight.

  • He would've gotten away with it too if he'd just stayed on the black squares like a good sub.

  • Bucky Katt: Another priest who is into kinky stuff. I'm shocked.


    It's almost like trying to repress natural urges leads to perversions of said natural urges.

  • This is what happens when you repress your emotions and sexual urges. It just turns out badly.
    They are following rules that were never in the bible, rules that are by themselves an abomination of human nature.
    A worse abomination than the ones they are seeking to avoid.
    See what happens to them when they think they can repress all their priests... It will all collapse into something like this poor guy and all the other nonsense we have seen from Catholic priests in the past few decades.

  • That kind of thing can be dangerous in excess.

  • You're all wrong. Self bondage is a big thing among people who are repressed or who don't have access to a kinky partner. It's perfectly logical that he was tying himself up. Of course, the kinky priests I know, well, let's just say that the bondage is only the beginning!

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  • You have to admit, you can get some great stress relief that way.

  • That type of sexual behaviour is fine unless you do it INXS.

  • Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: That kind of thing can be dangerous in excess.


    damn you. that's what i get for not reading the thread first.


    /with a cool dry wit like that I could be an actio.......

  • He was obviously just practicing some kind of Houdini escape trick.

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    I'm not the best with gaydar, but this guy is setting off alarm bells.  I also wouldn't be shocked if he was into donkey sex.  He just has that look about him.

  • The priest volintarely let the actions occur .... he took the activity without stopping it ... from my understanidnf of the article ...
    Did not Christ do the same? He could have stopped the painn and agony he was feeling ... but he was a god ...
    I oft times feel like Noah ... Genisis Chapter 8 ... i drink to much ... and my kids find me passed out.

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  • Benevolent Misanthrope: vossiewulf: Bishop Thomas Paprocki, the anti-gay activist who heads the Archdiocese of Springfield, Ill., said a priest who recently called for help to remove handcuffs was alone and not engaged in sexual behavior when police found him.

    Seriously, how is it possible to say that with a straight face? The guy also had a mouth gag. He was playing with a boyfriend and the boyfriend got pissed for some reason and left him there.

    Or he picked up some rough trade and got heisted.


    Damn, beaten to it.... So sad this was not Clintoned in the Boobies.

  • FTFA situation underscores the hardships of clerical life

    Work one day a week ... get your clothes and housing paid for  ... all the children you want ... yea ... soooo stressful ....

  • Ya don't get Clintoned in the boobies, ya get Clintoned on yer dress.

  • TFA: Father Tom Donovan dialed 911 and described himself as being stuck in a potential medical emergency. Police respondents found him wearing a bondage-style mouth gag and handcuffs.

    WEARING the gag? I would pay ANY PRICE to hear this 911 call. "eye meed a barrance... uuuhhh eye het uh penncial mewical emewentcy..."

    WWWWWWWAAAAAIIT a minute... how did he dial 911?
    Do I want to know? Was he that well endowed?

    /seriously, WTF happened to the key? How can you work a phone and not the key? Did you LOSE the key?

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    So how many people know what this is?  Just, you know, right off the top of your head?

  • Dear Catholic Church,

    Update your company handbook. Even if you stick to the no marriage and no sexual partners thing, at least let your holy men rub one out. It's nothing to be ashamed of, and you'd pick up a LOT of support from younger generations if it was spun as a compromise between the purity of the big guy and between the urges of mortals.

    Love,

    Someone Who Believes That Everything Given To Us By A God Was Meant To Be Used Accordingly

  • I'm flogging the bishop right now so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

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  • Oznog: TFA: Father Tom Donovan dialed 911 and described himself as being stuck in a potential medical emergency. Police respondents found him wearing a bondage-style mouth gag and handcuffs.

    WEARING the gag? I would pay ANY PRICE to hear this 911 call. "eye meed a barrance... uuuhhh eye het uh penncial mewical emewentcy..."

    WWWWWWWAAAAAIIT a minute... how did he dial 911?
    Do I want to know? Was he that well endowed?

    /seriously, WTF happened to the key? How can you work a phone and not the key? Did you LOSE the key?


    Could be the key broke off in the lock (especially if he was using cheap handcuffs, you know, vow of poverty and all that).

  • Oznog: So how many people know what this is?  Just, you know, right off the top of your head?


    I know what it is (a silice sp?) but its only because I watched The Divinci Code and the guy who plays the religious nut has been burned into my memory. Freaked me the heck out. Nightmares.

    I agree with the statements regarding suppression of natural elements of humanity can lead to perversion. I've always seen organized religion as crowd control. I respect those who have faith and follow a moral code but taking anything to extremes is not a good thing.

  • Oznog: So how many people know what this is?  Just, you know, right off the top of your head?


    Cilice, thanks to a certain Dan Brown novel/movie.

  • I'm sorry but anytime I hear of people being bound and abandoned I crack up.
    Those must make for some truly awkward situations.

  • kevinatilusa: Could be the key broke off in the lock (especially if he was using cheap handcuffs, you know, vow of poverty and all that).


    Even so I am finding it difficult to imagine how he would have been able to use the phone but not remove the gag. Maybe he has a thing for paramedics?

    How you doin', my son?

  • Coastalgrl: Oznog: So how many people know what this is?  Just, you know, right off the top of your head?

    I know what it is (a silice sp?) but its only because I watched The Divinci Code and the guy who plays the religious nut has been burned into my memory. Freaked me the heck out. Nightmares.

    I agree with the statements regarding suppression of natural elements of humanity can lead to perversion. I've always seen organized religion as crowd control. I respect those who have faith and follow a moral code but taking anything to extremes is not a good thing.


    Aww, forgot Dan Brown made it common knowledge.

    That and self-flagellation. He didn't invent that, there's sects of monks who whip themselves regularly. Pope John Paul II whipped himself. Kinda kinky right there.

  • Uchiha_Cycliste: Benevolent Misanthrope: vossiewulf: Bishop Thomas Paprocki, the anti-gay activist who heads the Archdiocese of Springfield, Ill., said a priest who recently called for help to remove handcuffs was alone and not engaged in sexual behavior when police found him.

    Seriously, how is it possible to say that with a straight face? The guy also had a mouth gag. He was playing with a boyfriend and the boyfriend got pissed for some reason and left him there.

    Or he picked up some rough trade and got heisted.

    Damn, beaten to it.... So sad this was not Clintoned in the Boobies.


    Sometimes the filter gets the funniest lines in the thread.

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    So how many people know what this is?  Just, you know, right off the top of your head?


    Home abortion kit, or cillice. Good for either one.

  • Oznog: Aww, forgot Dan Brown made it common knowledge.

    That and self-flagellation. He didn't invent that, there's sects of monks who whip themselves regularly. Pope John Paul II whipped himself. Kinda kinky right there.


    Dan Brown single-handedly ruined the Opus Dei movement in America because he couldn't bother to get his fact right, presumably because he has an obvious hatred of the RC church.  My brother has been in Opus Dei for over 20 years and self-abuse and grand conspiracy actions are not part of the membership requirements in the US.  In fact, absent a few locations in Europe, it's nothing more than a Catholic fraternity.  Everything else is bullshiat.

  • vossiewulf: Philbb: I must have missed the part where we discovered it was a boyfriend rather than a girlfriend.

    C'mon man, a priest playing bondage games and you think there's a female involved someplace? Let me introduce you to Fusillade, who has a bridge for sale. He's gay, he's been repressing it his whole life (while cursing those external demons and temptations from gay men who inexplicably keep hitting on him in the rest area bathrooms he visits regularly for perfectly understandable reasons), to the point he's snapped and is playing bondage games with people he can't trust.

    And now he's lying about it while praying for forgiveness, and he's convinced a bishop, which wasn't terribly difficult since said bishop has his head so far up his ass that he can perform daily self-colonoscopies.

    tonsil massage.

    FTFY.

  • rev. dave: This is what happens when you repress your emotions and sexual urges. It just turns out badly.
    They are following rules that were never in the bible, rules that are by themselves an abomination of human nature.
    A worse abomination than the ones they are seeking to avoid.
    See what happens to them when they think they can repress all their priests... It will all collapse into something like this poor guy and all the other nonsense we have seen from Catholic priests in the past few decades.


    very well expressed. these fellows should not only be encouraged to date & marry, they should also be free to do the gay/lesbian life if that's their cup of coffee. i'd feel better hearing a sermon from a honest Father Latex in full garb than a lying cheating sinning blaspheme pervert with a twisted mind and an unhappy sexuality.

    someone should collect together thousands of news clippings exposing the true behavior of these weak souls, bind them in a book and leave a copy in every hotel room across America. it may not provide guidance, wisdom and insight to road weary travelers missing their loved ones back home but it sure as hell would be entertaining.

    overall, mankind is simply miserable. we should put cats & dogs in charge of everything.

  • Yeah, Catholic church, that seems legit. I've heard of so many cases of people who use solo bondage in a non-sexual way to relieve stress.

  • Oznog: TFA: Father Tom Donovan dialed 911 and described himself as being stuck in a potential medical emergency. Police respondents found him wearing a bondage-style mouth gag and handcuffs.

    WEARING the gag? I would pay ANY PRICE to hear this 911 call. "eye meed a barrance... uuuhhh eye het uh penncial mewical emewentcy..."

    WWWWWWWAAAAAIIT a minute... how did he dial 911?
    Do I want to know? Was he that well endowed?

    /seriously, WTF happened to the key? How can you work a phone and not the key? Did you LOSE the key?


    Any price, you say?
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    How does a TF membership sound to you?

    /Would ask for UltraFa***CARRIER LOST***

  • I like to choke the chicken sometimes.

  • KrispyKritter: rev. dave: This is what happens when you repress your emotions and sexual urges. It just turns out badly.
    They are following rules that were never in the bible, rules that are by themselves an abomination of human nature.
    A worse abomination than the ones they are seeking to avoid.
    See what happens to them when they think they can repress all their priests... It will all collapse into something like this poor guy and all the other nonsense we have seen from Catholic priests in the past few decades.

    very well expressed. these fellows should not only be encouraged to date & marry, they should also be free to do the gay/lesbian life if that's their cup of coffee. i'd feel better hearing a sermon from a honest Father Latex in full garb than a lying cheating sinning blaspheme pervert with a twisted mind and an unhappy sexuality.

    someone should collect together thousands of news clippings exposing the true behavior of these weak souls, bind them in a book and leave a copy in every hotel room across America. it may not provide guidance, wisdom and insight to road weary travelers missing their loved ones back home but it sure as hell would be entertaining.

    overall, mankind is simply miserable. we should put cats & dogs in charge of everything.


    Meh. Nobody should have left the ocean...

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