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27 Jan 2013 03:14 AM   |   4541 clicks   |   Wisconsin Gazette
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vossiewulf    [TotalFark]  
Bishop Thomas Paprocki, the anti-gay activist who heads the Archdiocese of Springfield, Ill., said a priest who recently called for help to remove handcuffs was alone and not engaged in sexual behavior when police found him.

Seriously, how is it possible to say that with a straight face? The guy also had a mouth gag. He was playing with a boyfriend and the boyfriend got pissed for some reason and left him there.

26 Jan 2013 09:00 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope    [TotalFark]  

vossiewulf: Bishop Thomas Paprocki, the anti-gay activist who heads the Archdiocese of Springfield, Ill., said a priest who recently called for help to remove handcuffs was alone and not engaged in sexual behavior when police found him.

Seriously, how is it possible to say that with a straight face? The guy also had a mouth gag. He was playing with a boyfriend and the boyfriend got pissed for some reason and left him there.


Or he picked up some rough trade and got heisted.

26 Jan 2013 09:46 PM
Mugato    [TotalFark]  
Will this perversion with the religious right ever end?

26 Jan 2013 10:54 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope    [TotalFark]  

Mugato: Will this perversion with the religious right ever end?


No.  As long as you try to subvert or deny human nature, people who buy in will become unhealthy.

26 Jan 2013 11:13 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Was he Shaolin?

26 Jan 2013 11:30 PM
doglover    [TotalFark]  
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Panty, Stocking: which one of ya'll told the presses?

26 Jan 2013 11:46 PM
fusillade762     

vossiewulf: Bishop Thomas Paprocki, the anti-gay activist who heads the Archdiocese of Springfield, Ill., said a priest who recently called for help to remove handcuffs was alone and not engaged in sexual behavior when police found him.

Seriously, how is it possible to say that with a straight face? The guy also had a mouth gag. He was playing with a boyfriend and the boyfriend got pissed for some reason and left him there.


This. Anybody who believes this story should contact me. I have a bridge for sale.

26 Jan 2013 11:54 PM
Gig103    [TotalFark]  
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It was just part of a bet!

26 Jan 2013 11:55 PM
Philbb    [TotalFark]  

vossiewulf: He was playing with a boyfriend and the boyfriend got pissed for some reason and left him there.


I must have missed the part where we discovered it was a boyfriend rather than a girlfriend. Either way Bishop Thomas Paprocki is chock full of low quality crap.

27 Jan 2013 12:15 AM
vossiewulf    [TotalFark]  

Philbb: I must have missed the part where we discovered it was a boyfriend rather than a girlfriend.


C'mon man, a priest playing bondage games and you think there's a female involved someplace? Let me introduce you to Fusillade, who has a bridge for sale. He's gay, he's been repressing it his whole life (while cursing those external demons and temptations from gay men who inexplicably keep hitting on him in the rest area bathrooms he visits regularly for perfectly understandable reasons), to the point he's snapped and is playing bondage games with people he can't trust.

And now he's lying about it while praying for forgiveness, and he's convinced a bishop, which wasn't terribly difficult since said bishop has his head so far up his ass that he can perform daily self-colonoscopies.

27 Jan 2013 01:14 AM
Bucky Katt    [TotalFark]  
Another priest who is into kinky stuff. I'm shocked.

27 Jan 2013 02:04 AM
fusillade762     

vossiewulf: Philbb: I must have missed the part where we discovered it was a boyfriend rather than a girlfriend.

C'mon man, a priest playing bondage games and you think there's a female involved someplace? Let me introduce you to Fusillade, who has a bridge for sale. He's gay, he's been repressing it his whole life (while cursing those external demons and temptations from gay men who inexplicably keep hitting on him in the rest area bathrooms he visits regularly for perfectly understandable reasons), to the point he's snapped and is playing bondage games with people he can't trust.

And now he's lying about it while praying for forgiveness, and he's convinced a bishop, which wasn't terribly difficult since said bishop has his head so far up his ass that he can perform daily self-colonoscopies.


Kinda reminds me of when Ted Haggard got caught buying meth from and getting "massages" from a gay male prostitute. He initially claimed he threw the meth away and NOTHING GAY HAPPENED. Riiiight.

27 Jan 2013 02:25 AM
Summoner101     
He would've gotten away with it too if he'd just stayed on the black squares like a good sub.

27 Jan 2013 03:17 AM
Ed Finnerty     

Bucky Katt: Another priest who is into kinky stuff. I'm shocked.


It's almost like trying to repress natural urges leads to perversions of said natural urges.

27 Jan 2013 03:18 AM
rev. dave     
This is what happens when you repress your emotions and sexual urges. It just turns out badly.
They are following rules that were never in the bible, rules that are by themselves an abomination of human nature.
A worse abomination than the ones they are seeking to avoid.
See what happens to them when they think they can repress all their priests... It will all collapse into something like this poor guy and all the other nonsense we have seen from Catholic priests in the past few decades.

27 Jan 2013 03:21 AM
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo     
That kind of thing can be dangerous in excess.

27 Jan 2013 03:23 AM
Jean Genetic     
You're all wrong. Self bondage is a big thing among people who are repressed or who don't have access to a kinky partner. It's perfectly logical that he was tying himself up. Of course, the kinky priests I know, well, let's just say that the bondage is only the beginning!

27 Jan 2013 03:23 AM
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Check the status of any sex abuse case involving a Catholic priest or bishop by clicking the graphic. (new window)

27 Jan 2013 03:25 AM
cowgirl toffee    [TotalFark]  
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27 Jan 2013 03:27 AM
Duck_of_Doom     
You have to admit, you can get some great stress relief that way.

27 Jan 2013 03:28 AM
Bill_Wick's_Friend     
That type of sexual behaviour is fine unless you do it INXS.

27 Jan 2013 03:37 AM
Bill_Wick's_Friend     

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: That kind of thing can be dangerous in excess.


damn you. that's what i get for not reading the thread first.


/with a cool dry wit like that I could be an actio.......

27 Jan 2013 03:39 AM
Pointy Tail of Satan     
He was obviously just practicing some kind of Houdini escape trick.

27 Jan 2013 03:43 AM
Lsherm    [TotalFark]  
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I'm not the best with gaydar, but this guy is setting off alarm bells.  I also wouldn't be shocked if he was into donkey sex.  He just has that look about him.

27 Jan 2013 03:56 AM
bruce4bruce     
The priest volintarely let the actions occur .... he took the activity without stopping it ... from my understanidnf of the article ...
Did not Christ do the same? He could have stopped the painn and agony he was feeling ... but he was a god ...
I oft times feel like Noah ... Genisis Chapter 8 ... i drink to much ... and my kids find me passed out.

27 Jan 2013 03:59 AM
SPLAMM     
File photo of Father Tom Donovan
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27 Jan 2013 04:04 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste    [TotalFark]  

Benevolent Misanthrope: vossiewulf: Bishop Thomas Paprocki, the anti-gay activist who heads the Archdiocese of Springfield, Ill., said a priest who recently called for help to remove handcuffs was alone and not engaged in sexual behavior when police found him.

Seriously, how is it possible to say that with a straight face? The guy also had a mouth gag. He was playing with a boyfriend and the boyfriend got pissed for some reason and left him there.

Or he picked up some rough trade and got heisted.


Damn, beaten to it.... So sad this was not Clintoned in the Boobies.

27 Jan 2013 04:07 AM
gingerjet     
FTFA situation underscores the hardships of clerical life

Work one day a week ... get your clothes and housing paid for  ... all the children you want ... yea ... soooo stressful ....

27 Jan 2013 04:07 AM
SpdrJay     
Ya don't get Clintoned in the boobies, ya get Clintoned on yer dress.

27 Jan 2013 04:09 AM
Oznog     
TFA: Father Tom Donovan dialed 911 and described himself as being stuck in a potential medical emergency. Police respondents found him wearing a bondage-style mouth gag and handcuffs.

WEARING the gag? I would pay ANY PRICE to hear this 911 call. "eye meed a barrance... uuuhhh eye het uh penncial mewical emewentcy..."

WWWWWWWAAAAAIIT a minute... how did he dial 911?
Do I want to know? Was he that well endowed?

/seriously, WTF happened to the key? How can you work a phone and not the key? Did you LOSE the key?

27 Jan 2013 04:15 AM
NicoFinn     
Long-standing tradition.
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27 Jan 2013 04:19 AM
Oznog     
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So how many people know what this is?  Just, you know, right off the top of your head?

27 Jan 2013 04:20 AM
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier    [TotalFark]  
Dear Catholic Church,

Update your company handbook. Even if you stick to the no marriage and no sexual partners thing, at least let your holy men rub one out. It's nothing to be ashamed of, and you'd pick up a LOT of support from younger generations if it was spun as a compromise between the purity of the big guy and between the urges of mortals.

Love,

Someone Who Believes That Everything Given To Us By A God Was Meant To Be Used Accordingly

27 Jan 2013 04:35 AM
illannoyin     
I'm flogging the bishop right now so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Also...

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/We was too late

27 Jan 2013 04:36 AM
kevinatilusa     

Oznog: TFA: Father Tom Donovan dialed 911 and described himself as being stuck in a potential medical emergency. Police respondents found him wearing a bondage-style mouth gag and handcuffs.

WEARING the gag? I would pay ANY PRICE to hear this 911 call. "eye meed a barrance... uuuhhh eye het uh penncial mewical emewentcy..."

WWWWWWWAAAAAIIT a minute... how did he dial 911?
Do I want to know? Was he that well endowed?

/seriously, WTF happened to the key? How can you work a phone and not the key? Did you LOSE the key?


Could be the key broke off in the lock (especially if he was using cheap handcuffs, you know, vow of poverty and all that).

27 Jan 2013 04:37 AM
Coastalgrl    [TotalFark]  

Oznog: So how many people know what this is?  Just, you know, right off the top of your head?


I know what it is (a silice sp?) but its only because I watched The Divinci Code and the guy who plays the religious nut has been burned into my memory. Freaked me the heck out. Nightmares.

I agree with the statements regarding suppression of natural elements of humanity can lead to perversion. I've always seen organized religion as crowd control. I respect those who have faith and follow a moral code but taking anything to extremes is not a good thing.

27 Jan 2013 04:47 AM
TappingTheVein    [TotalFark]  

Oznog: So how many people know what this is?  Just, you know, right off the top of your head?


Cilice, thanks to a certain Dan Brown novel/movie.

27 Jan 2013 04:48 AM
C18H27NO3     
I'm sorry but anytime I hear of people being bound and abandoned I crack up.
Those must make for some truly awkward situations.

27 Jan 2013 04:56 AM
orbister     

kevinatilusa: Could be the key broke off in the lock (especially if he was using cheap handcuffs, you know, vow of poverty and all that).


Even so I am finding it difficult to imagine how he would have been able to use the phone but not remove the gag. Maybe he has a thing for paramedics?

How you doin', my son?

27 Jan 2013 05:03 AM
Oznog     

Coastalgrl: Oznog: So how many people know what this is?  Just, you know, right off the top of your head?

I know what it is (a silice sp?) but its only because I watched The Divinci Code and the guy who plays the religious nut has been burned into my memory. Freaked me the heck out. Nightmares.

I agree with the statements regarding suppression of natural elements of humanity can lead to perversion. I've always seen organized religion as crowd control. I respect those who have faith and follow a moral code but taking anything to extremes is not a good thing.


Aww, forgot Dan Brown made it common knowledge.

That and self-flagellation. He didn't invent that, there's sects of monks who whip themselves regularly. Pope John Paul II whipped himself. Kinda kinky right there.

27 Jan 2013 05:06 AM
jtown     

Uchiha_Cycliste: Benevolent Misanthrope: vossiewulf: Bishop Thomas Paprocki, the anti-gay activist who heads the Archdiocese of Springfield, Ill., said a priest who recently called for help to remove handcuffs was alone and not engaged in sexual behavior when police found him.

Seriously, how is it possible to say that with a straight face? The guy also had a mouth gag. He was playing with a boyfriend and the boyfriend got pissed for some reason and left him there.

Or he picked up some rough trade and got heisted.

Damn, beaten to it.... So sad this was not Clintoned in the Boobies.


Sometimes the filter gets the funniest lines in the thread.

27 Jan 2013 05:19 AM
Mock26    [TotalFark]  

Oznog: [oi49.tinypic.com image 700x465]

So how many people know what this is?  Just, you know, right off the top of your head?


Home abortion kit, or cillice. Good for either one.

27 Jan 2013 05:29 AM
LewDux     
I'M GONNA GET
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ROPED

27 Jan 2013 06:02 AM
Lsherm    [TotalFark]  

Oznog: Aww, forgot Dan Brown made it common knowledge.

That and self-flagellation. He didn't invent that, there's sects of monks who whip themselves regularly. Pope John Paul II whipped himself. Kinda kinky right there.


Dan Brown single-handedly ruined the Opus Dei movement in America because he couldn't bother to get his fact right, presumably because he has an obvious hatred of the RC church.  My brother has been in Opus Dei for over 20 years and self-abuse and grand conspiracy actions are not part of the membership requirements in the US.  In fact, absent a few locations in Europe, it's nothing more than a Catholic fraternity.  Everything else is bullshiat.

27 Jan 2013 06:13 AM
Gyrfalcon     

vossiewulf: Philbb: I must have missed the part where we discovered it was a boyfriend rather than a girlfriend.

C'mon man, a priest playing bondage games and you think there's a female involved someplace? Let me introduce you to Fusillade, who has a bridge for sale. He's gay, he's been repressing it his whole life (while cursing those external demons and temptations from gay men who inexplicably keep hitting on him in the rest area bathrooms he visits regularly for perfectly understandable reasons), to the point he's snapped and is playing bondage games with people he can't trust.

And now he's lying about it while praying for forgiveness, and he's convinced a bishop, which wasn't terribly difficult since said bishop has his head so far up his ass that he can perform daily self-colonoscopies.

tonsil massage.

FTFY.

27 Jan 2013 06:20 AM
KrispyKritter     

rev. dave: This is what happens when you repress your emotions and sexual urges. It just turns out badly.
They are following rules that were never in the bible, rules that are by themselves an abomination of human nature.
A worse abomination than the ones they are seeking to avoid.
See what happens to them when they think they can repress all their priests... It will all collapse into something like this poor guy and all the other nonsense we have seen from Catholic priests in the past few decades.


very well expressed. these fellows should not only be encouraged to date & marry, they should also be free to do the gay/lesbian life if that's their cup of coffee. i'd feel better hearing a sermon from a honest Father Latex in full garb than a lying cheating sinning blaspheme pervert with a twisted mind and an unhappy sexuality.

someone should collect together thousands of news clippings exposing the true behavior of these weak souls, bind them in a book and leave a copy in every hotel room across America. it may not provide guidance, wisdom and insight to road weary travelers missing their loved ones back home but it sure as hell would be entertaining.

overall, mankind is simply miserable. we should put cats & dogs in charge of everything.

27 Jan 2013 06:26 AM
Kibbler     
Yeah, Catholic church, that seems legit. I've heard of so many cases of people who use solo bondage in a non-sexual way to relieve stress.

27 Jan 2013 06:47 AM
mgary     

Oznog: TFA: Father Tom Donovan dialed 911 and described himself as being stuck in a potential medical emergency. Police respondents found him wearing a bondage-style mouth gag and handcuffs.

WEARING the gag? I would pay ANY PRICE to hear this 911 call. "eye meed a barrance... uuuhhh eye het uh penncial mewical emewentcy..."

WWWWWWWAAAAAIIT a minute... how did he dial 911?
Do I want to know? Was he that well endowed?

/seriously, WTF happened to the key? How can you work a phone and not the key? Did you LOSE the key?


Any price, you say?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpEE5 j0w8QU
How does a TF membership sound to you?

/Would ask for UltraFa***CARRIER LOST***

27 Jan 2013 07:16 AM
toilet_lolly     
I like to choke the chicken sometimes.

27 Jan 2013 07:28 AM
LouisZepher     

KrispyKritter: rev. dave: This is what happens when you repress your emotions and sexual urges. It just turns out badly.
They are following rules that were never in the bible, rules that are by themselves an abomination of human nature.
A worse abomination than the ones they are seeking to avoid.
See what happens to them when they think they can repress all their priests... It will all collapse into something like this poor guy and all the other nonsense we have seen from Catholic priests in the past few decades.

very well expressed. these fellows should not only be encouraged to date & marry, they should also be free to do the gay/lesbian life if that's their cup of coffee. i'd feel better hearing a sermon from a honest Father Latex in full garb than a lying cheating sinning blaspheme pervert with a twisted mind and an unhappy sexuality.

someone should collect together thousands of news clippings exposing the true behavior of these weak souls, bind them in a book and leave a copy in every hotel room across America. it may not provide guidance, wisdom and insight to road weary travelers missing their loved ones back home but it sure as hell would be entertaining.

overall, mankind is simply miserable. we should put cats & dogs in charge of everything.


Meh. Nobody should have left the ocean...

27 Jan 2013 07:31 AM
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