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   Amnesia gives woman the body of a 30-year-old and the mind of a 13-year-old

28 Jan 2013 12:04 PM   |   32142 clicks   |   Washington Post
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wambu     
And this is different from the average 30 yo woman in what way?

28 Jan 2013 10:49 AM
ZAZ    [TotalFark]  
Amnesiac blonde trifecta in play.

28 Jan 2013 10:50 AM
cretinbob     
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28 Jan 2013 10:55 AM
gameshowhost     
WTF, I'm looking for the opposite.

28 Jan 2013 10:55 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
I've seen this movie

28 Jan 2013 10:58 AM
serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  
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looks a little old for 30.
She looks okay in the one where she's sitting on the toilet though, not that I'm into that sort of thing...

28 Jan 2013 11:00 AM
Lsherm    [TotalFark]  

serial_crusher: [www.washingtonpost.com image 850x566]
looks a little old for 30.
She looks okay in the one where she's sitting on the toilet though, not that I'm into that sort of thing...


She's 38.  I'd hit it and let her forget about it.  This story has led me to the intriguing thought about a woman who can't remember all the times you've disappointed her. Possible ideal scenario playing out...

28 Jan 2013 11:20 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  

Lsherm: She's 38. I'd hit it and let her forget about it. This story has led me to the intriguing thought about a woman who can't remember all the times you've disappointed her. Possible ideal scenario playing out...


1)Buy fake diary and put it under her pillow.
2)Write in the past tense about all the things you want to do and how much she liked it
3) profit

28 Jan 2013 11:26 AM
xanadian    [TotalFark]  
I'd have a seat over there, but I forgot where it is now.

28 Jan 2013 11:31 AM
miss diminutive    [TotalFark]  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Lsherm: She's 38. I'd hit it and let her forget about it. This story has led me to the intriguing thought about a woman who can't remember all the times you've disappointed her. Possible ideal scenario playing out...

1)Buy fake diary and put it under her pillow.
2)Write in the past tense about all the things you want to do and how much she liked it
3) profit


Brilliantly devious.

28 Jan 2013 11:32 AM
whistleridge    [TotalFark]  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've seen this movie


Indeed. And Jennifer Garner was kind of annoying in it:

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28 Jan 2013 11:59 AM
serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  

whistleridge: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've seen this movie

Indeed. And Jennifer Garner was kind of annoying in it:

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More attractive than Tom Hanks though.

28 Jan 2013 12:03 PM
The Angry Hand of God     

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've seen this movie


Now all I can think about is her p*ssy looking like Bill Murray's mouth. Thanks a lot.

28 Jan 2013 12:08 PM
cgraves67     
Well, I see the Jen Garner angle has been covered. And she was supposed to be annoying. The character had the intelligence and emotional maturity of a 13 year old girl.

28 Jan 2013 12:08 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu     
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Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

28 Jan 2013 12:09 PM
The One True TheDavid     
gameshowhost:

WTF, I'm looking for the opposite.

Careful, somebody might accuse you of being a pedophile.

I'd be happy with a 23 year old with the mind of a 40 year old, myself. But then I'm weird.

28 Jan 2013 12:09 PM
dragonchild    [TotalFark]  

wambu: And this is different from the average 30 yo woman in what way?


Rhetorical question. I have nothing to add.

28 Jan 2013 12:10 PM
ITGreen    [TotalFark]  
Ah, she's faking it.

28 Jan 2013 12:11 PM
The One True TheDavid     
So, with the mind of a 13 year old, is she able to consent?

28 Jan 2013 12:11 PM
Fluid     
It's often like that in cases of dementia. The oldest memories are the last to go.

28 Jan 2013 12:12 PM
kendelrio     
Waitaminnit! The reason we have age of consent laws is because young children aren't mentally capable of making an informed decision regarding sex. If this woman now has the mentality of a 13 year old, this would mean her mental capacity is ALSO that of a 13 year old. Why isn't her husband being arrested for pedophelia?


/I'd hit it
//and feel guilty about it.
///for a while
/V a short while
V SLASHIES GONE WILD!!!

28 Jan 2013 12:12 PM
The One True TheDavid     
ITGreen:

Ah, she's faking it.

I never knew one that didn't. Well, okay one: the spasming and pussy-farting gave it away.

28 Jan 2013 12:13 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  

serial_crusher: More attractive than Tom Hanks though.


She aint the hottest Jennifer out there
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But she kept Alias on the air for 5 season, and aint nobody tuning in for the plot

28 Jan 2013 12:13 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu     
When not even the double- or tactical-facepalm are strong enough, there's the two-hands-to-the-temples.
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28 Jan 2013 12:14 PM
AngryJailhouseFistfark     

kendelrio: /I'd hit it
//and feel guilty about it.
///for a while
/V a short while
V SLASHIES GONE WILD!!!


Roman slashies, no less.

28 Jan 2013 12:14 PM
slackananda     

whistleridge: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've seen this movieIndeed. And Jennifer Garner was kind of annoying in it:


"The Goods" was the first thing that came to my mind.....

28 Jan 2013 12:14 PM
HMS_Blinkin    [TotalFark]  

gameshowhost: WTF, I'm looking for the opposite.


Came in here for something like this, leaving satisfied.

28 Jan 2013 12:14 PM
accelerus     
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28 Jan 2013 12:15 PM
AirForceVet    [TotalFark]  
Stories like these make me grateful I'm in relatively good health overall.

/She's married, has a kid, so I'm holding on snarky comments, etc.

28 Jan 2013 12:15 PM
doubled99     
Instant boner

28 Jan 2013 12:16 PM
The One True TheDavid     
Shawnda and Shaylin? They forgot the apostrophes and prefixes!

28 Jan 2013 12:18 PM
bloatboy     

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.


Oh no?

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28 Jan 2013 12:18 PM
James F. Campbell     
Call me back when you've reversed those two.

28 Jan 2013 12:18 PM
cgraves67     

The Stealth Hippopotamus: serial_crusher: More attractive than Tom Hanks though.

She aint the hottest Jennifer out there


But she kept Alias on the air for 5 season, and aint nobody tuning in for the plot


Indeed. Alias (and the last season of Lost) gives me trepidation about JJ Abrams directing Star Wars VII. He can run a tight plot line for a little while, then things just get messy and weird.

28 Jan 2013 12:18 PM
Madman drummers bummers     
If I lived all my life in Strasburg, I'd consider amnesia a benefit.

28 Jan 2013 12:19 PM
omnibus_necanda_sunt     
Inb4 sexual abuse fantas---nvm

28 Jan 2013 12:19 PM
denbroc     

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.


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/Challenge accepted

28 Jan 2013 12:19 PM
Eternal Virgin     
30 year olds are already granma material.

28 Jan 2013 12:20 PM
pute kisses like a man     

bloatboy: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

Oh no?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x458]


heh... that took a while, it was like waiting for the sailboat

28 Jan 2013 12:21 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.



Anyone else get a Game of Thrones White Walker vibe off this picture?

miss diminutive: Brilliantly devious.


Thank you....

28 Jan 2013 12:21 PM
DubyaHater     

bloatboy: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

Oh no?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x458]


when_you_see_it_you'll_shiat_bricks.j pg

28 Jan 2013 12:22 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu     

bloatboy: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x909]
Fun fact: It is not possible for a person to look anymore white than this.

Oh no?

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I stand corrected in my orthopedic shoes.

28 Jan 2013 12:23 PM
BizarreMan    [TotalFark]  
Adult with the mind of a 13 year old? So she's a man now?

28 Jan 2013 12:24 PM
cynicalbastard     
Brain too young.
Now me, I likes me experienced wimmens. If I were to ever blow myself up for a cause, I wouldn't want no crapload of virgins. Nosirree bob, I wants me a no-holes-barred, eternally 30-something in body and decadent beyond belief in mind, red-hot completely whorish trollope for eternity. Preferably redhead, but heck, I'm flexible.

28 Jan 2013 12:24 PM
3825968     
Multiple sclerosis blows. My wife has cognitive issues from her MS sometimes but nothing like this, thank God. I can't imagine having to teach her how to live again, or how to use cellphones and the Internet.

28 Jan 2013 12:25 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu     
(Photographs by Joseph Victor Stefanchik for The Washington Post)

Hi, my name's Joe Stefanchik, and I'm obsessed with the Dutch angle.

/Seriously, dude, buy a level and goddamned tripod.

28 Jan 2013 12:26 PM
StrikitRich    [TotalFark]  

The One True TheDavid: So, with the mind of a 13 year old, is she able to consent?


She didn't have the mind of a 13-year-old, i.e. maturity, she lost 17 years of memory and didn't remember anything past the age of 13.

28 Jan 2013 12:26 PM
Glancing Blow     
Ex wife had body of a 50 year-old and the brain of a 3 year old.

28 Jan 2013 12:27 PM
medius     

Lsherm: serial_crusher: [www.washingtonpost.com image 850x566]
looks a little old for 30.
She looks okay in the one where she's sitting on the toilet though, not that I'm into that sort of thing...

She's 38. I'd hit it and let her forget about it.


I'd give her multiples

/...clerosis.

28 Jan 2013 12:28 PM
yanoosh     
Another definition of blonde ?

28 Jan 2013 12:29 PM
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