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   Actual headline : case of missing glasses creates a spectacle

28 Jan 2013 11:25 AM   |   2559 clicks   |   Springfield News-Leader
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Pants full of macaroni!!     
This story is truly..... un-BEAR-able!

28 Jan 2013 11:26 AM
blatz514     
Um, what the hell did I just waste valuable minutes on?

/not really valuable
//at work, so at least I got paid to read that nonsense.

28 Jan 2013 11:28 AM
pute kisses like a man     
well, godspeed to the investigators on the case, I hope they can focus.

28 Jan 2013 11:32 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
What the fark am I reading?

28 Jan 2013 11:33 AM
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve     
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"No one must know I dropped them in the toilet."

28 Jan 2013 11:34 AM
Nothing To See Here     
Fark plummets at eye soar . . .

28 Jan 2013 11:35 AM
Snargi     
Why is that old hack still writing when there are much more talented, younger writers out there?

28 Jan 2013 11:37 AM
xanadian    [TotalFark]  
The suspect was reported as saying that he was framed for the crime.

28 Jan 2013 11:41 AM
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros     
Should be an interesting line up: "Better one, or better two? Better one, or better two? Better two, or better three? Better three, or better four? Better three, or better four? Better four, or better five? Better five, or better six?"

28 Jan 2013 11:47 AM
SnarfVader     
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The best kind of spectacle.

28 Jan 2013 11:56 AM
mypinkpony     
This must be an article for the AARP crowd!!!

28 Jan 2013 12:07 PM
FatherChaos    [TotalFark]  
Is there a "who the hell cares" tag? This isn't news in any sense of the word.

This article is just as informative as this one, just not as funny:

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28 Jan 2013 12:26 PM
Fano     

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Should be an interesting line up: "Better one, or better two? Better one, or better two? Better two, or better three? Better three, or better four? Better three, or better four? Better four, or better five? Better five, or better six?"


I just hope the stand ins are accommodating.

28 Jan 2013 12:45 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
Reminds me of the time that OSHA had to investigate a workplace accident at LensCrafters.

A guy fell into a lens polishing machine and made a spectacle of himself.

28 Jan 2013 02:25 PM
rogiesangel     
This headline sounds like it was written by Peggy Hill.

28 Jan 2013 03:00 PM
BarkingUnicorn     
This is what happens when you greenlight a headline without reading the article.

It's really tragic to see something like TFA in a newspaper.  The editor must have been biting his tongue, eyebrows twitching, as he unwillingly allowed this garbage to go to press.

28 Jan 2013 03:06 PM
cretinbob     
Yes submitter, people outside of Fark have a sense of humor too

28 Jan 2013 06:04 PM
farked3ways2sunday     
Look at that shiat eating grin he has on.

28 Jan 2013 08:04 PM
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