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   Meet 'house of doom', the Berlin building that keeps killing its inhabitants, probably

28 Jan 2013 12:24 PM   |   18635 clicks   |   Foobies
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Nickster79    [TotalFark]  
GET OFF MY LAWN, ASSHOLES!

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28 Jan 2013 10:41 AM
SilentStrider    [TotalFark]  
Challenge accepted.

28 Jan 2013 10:46 AM
Babwa Wawa     
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28 Jan 2013 11:37 AM
ZAZ    [TotalFark]  
Only nine in 15 years. German death houses used to kill much more efficiently.

28 Jan 2013 11:39 AM
xanadian    [TotalFark]  
*rtfa*

Were they all ballet dancers?

28 Jan 2013 12:09 PM
Sybarite    [TotalFark]  

ZAZ: Only nine in 15 years. German death houses used to kill much more efficiently.



Good thing I don't believe in Hell, because I'd be going to it.

28 Jan 2013 12:12 PM
AirForceVet    [TotalFark]  
FTA: Summer 2012 and Berlin police were called to the building's maisonette apartment, where they found the bodies of 69-year-old Kristian B., his wife Kathrin, 28, and their two sons aged six and three.

The debt-riddled asset consultant had suffocated them all before killing himself with a plastic bag. He had previously given up his infant daughter into a baby hatch.


 I hate stories like this where the husband goes off, kills his wife and kids, then commits suicide. Just kill yourself if you must but don't take anyone else with you.

I love stories where older men have hot young wives and started a new family. Gives me hope I'll get lucky, though unlikely in Huntsville, Alabama.

28 Jan 2013 12:20 PM
Pinner     
Jorg?! Dead? Nooooo....!
Link

28 Jan 2013 12:28 PM
DrMcNinja     

Nickster79: GET OFF MY LAWN, ASSHOLES!

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Bravo! I'm still laughing

28 Jan 2013 12:28 PM
Ambitwistor     
It takes my breath away.

28 Jan 2013 12:29 PM
GBB     

AirForceVet: FTA: Summer 2012 and Berlin police were called to the building's maisonette apartment, where they found the bodies of 69-year-old Kristian B., his wife Kathrin, 28, and their two sons aged six and three.

The debt-riddled asset consultant had suffocated them all before killing himself with a plastic bag. He had previously given up his infant daughter into a baby hatch.

 I hate stories like this where the husband goes off, kills his wife and kids, then commits suicide. Just kill yourself if you must but don't take anyone else with you.

I love stories where older men have hot young wives and started a new family. Gives me hope I'll get lucky, though unlikely in Huntsville, Alabama.


Baby hatch? That's a thing?

28 Jan 2013 12:30 PM
The Muthaship     
Damn....Spandau joke, or 68 year old married to 28 year old with 2 kids joke?

28 Jan 2013 12:31 PM
cgraves67     
FTA: "The debt-riddled asset consultant had suffocated them all before killing himself with a plastic bag. He had previously given up his infant daughter into a baby hatch."

Damn. I hope that little girl never finds out about her real parents.

28 Jan 2013 12:31 PM
Citrate1007     
Any local nursing home has that topped weekly.

28 Jan 2013 12:31 PM
Intrepid00     
http://youtu.be/SeBjr8Bm_wA

28 Jan 2013 12:31 PM
lilplatinum     
"Tabloid newspaper Bild dug up the details."

Ahh the Bild, Germany's answer to the New York Post.

28 Jan 2013 12:33 PM
Harry Freakstorm     
The debt-riddled asset consultant had suffocated them all before killing himself with a plastic bag. He had previously given up his infant daughter into a baby hatch.

If you take an infant daughter to an infant hatch, what do you take to a booby hatch?

Not gonna google Booby Hatch or Booby Hatchery. I don't need the network goons coming by and beating me about the spleen.

28 Jan 2013 12:33 PM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  

GBB: Baby hatch? That's a thing?


Yup.
You put the kids in, ring the bell. leave.

Also known and Ding dong dash.

/Or, you could be thinking of the American Colloquialism, baby hatch for vajayjay.

28 Jan 2013 12:34 PM
slackananda     
There once was a house in Berlin
That did several people in
They should gather 'round
And burn to the ground
As reasons for living there thin

28 Jan 2013 12:34 PM
DarkSoulNoHope     
Can't be any worse than the prom of doom.

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28 Jan 2013 12:34 PM
ha-ha-guy     

vudukungfu: GBB: Baby hatch? That's a thing?

Yup.
You put the kids in, ring the bell. leave.

Also known and Ding dong dash.

/Or, you could be thinking of the American Colloquialism, baby hatch for vajayjay.


Well America you can surrender your child anonymously at a safe have (hospital or fire station typically) within 72 hours of birth. The hatch just takes the hand off of the baby out of the equation.

28 Jan 2013 12:37 PM
AirForceVet    [TotalFark]  

GBB: Baby hatch? That's a thing?


Why yes. Didn't you ever notice on those restroom prophylactic machines the sign pointing to the coin slot saying, "If defective, push baby in here?"

28 Jan 2013 12:37 PM
KrispyKritter     

AirForceVet: FTA: Summer 2012 and Berlin police were called to the building's maisonette apartment, where they found the bodies of 69-year-old Kristian B., his wife Kathrin, 28, and their two sons aged six and three.

The debt-riddled asset consultant had suffocated them all before killing himself with a plastic bag. He had previously given up his infant daughter into a baby hatch.

 I hate stories like this where the husband goes off, kills his wife and kids, then commits suicide. Just kill yourself if you must but don't take anyone else with you.

I love stories where older men have hot young wives and started a new family. Gives me hope I'll get lucky, though unlikely in Huntsville, Alabama.


Older men with hot young wives are usually total scumbags. I personally know of too many cases where fellows left a wife with multiple children, just pretended they didn't exist, and left them to suffer in poverty. Some years ago this also carried a brutal social stygmata and there wasn't the social policies in place back then to provide support money for these families. Meanwhile that same thoughtless cocksmith who thinks nothing of walking away from his primary responsibility is probably not the kind of thoughtful guy who will make sure Insurance benefits will be in place when he keels over and his second or third wife is left with a few children or teens to feed. Many a fellow has a lady friend on the side as a quiet, discreet arrangement and the family doesn't suffer for it, they may even benefit as she helps him to stay in good cheer. But a fellow who is going to recite wedding vows, populate the Earth and then behave as if he's a young footloose bachelor is nothing shy of a self-involved bastard. You're better than to admire the likes of that.

28 Jan 2013 12:38 PM
dv-ous     
If you live in a house, you will die.

GASP!

28 Jan 2013 12:39 PM
Xioxia     
I was going to make some kind of Bauhaus joke, but I'm too hungover right now.

/Was his name Bela?
//farkin' martinis
///farkin' family dinners

28 Jan 2013 12:39 PM
Harry Freakstorm     
1. Car Accident
2, Car Accident
3. Suicide
4. Murder
5. Murder
6. Moidered
7. Moidered
8. Suicided
9. Suicided

Not one "chandelier slips from it's hook and swings across the dinner table decapitating many". Not one "hot chick trapped in a shower and the hot water suddenly goes up to 220 degrees". Not even a "knife falling from an overhead rack in to the skull of the evil housekeeper".

Not even a dance of death in this town. It's more like a Spandau Ballet.

28 Jan 2013 12:41 PM
untaken_name     

KrispyKritter: You're better than to admire the likes of that.


Yeah, like that Aristotle guy. You shouldn't admire him, because he said that the ideal age for marriage was 18 for women and 40 for men.

28 Jan 2013 12:42 PM
Fano     
He who breaks the law, must go back to the house of pain

28 Jan 2013 12:43 PM
The Muthaship     
I don't think this much is true,

28 Jan 2013 12:43 PM
pute kisses like a man     

untaken_name: KrispyKritter: You're better than to admire the likes of that.

Yeah, like that Aristotle guy. You shouldn't admire him, because he said that the ideal age for marriage was 18 for women and 40 for men.


well, no matter how smart and clever Aristotle may have been, I have no reason to believe he wasn't an asshole to boot.

28 Jan 2013 12:44 PM
red5ish     
My first thought was that "Baby Hatch" would make a good name for a band, but it's probably been done by some hipsters in an ironic frenzy that I have not heard about. "Ironic Frenzy" would also be a good name for a band.

28 Jan 2013 12:46 PM
Braindeath     

AirForceVet: I love stories where older men have hot young wives and started a new family. Gives me hope I'll get lucky, though unlikely in Huntsville, Alabama.


Do you really want to start having children when you're over 50? I can think of about twenty reasons why this is not a particularly fantastic idea.

28 Jan 2013 12:47 PM
AirForceVet    [TotalFark]  

KrispyKritter: Older men with hot young wives are usually total scumbags. I personally know of too many cases where fellows left a wife with multiple children, just pretended they didn't exist, and left them to suffer in poverty. Some years ago this also carried a brutal social stygmata and there wasn't the social policies in place back then to provide support money for these families. Meanwhile that same thoughtless cocksmith who thinks nothing of walking away from his primary responsibility is probably not the kind of thoughtful guy who will make sure Insurance benefits will be in place when he keels over and his second or third wife is left with a few children or teens to feed. Many a fellow has a lady friend on the side as a quiet, discreet arrangement and the family doesn't suffer for it, they may even benefit as she helps him to stay in good cheer. But a fellow who is going to recite wedding vows, populate the Earth and then behave as if he's a young footloose bachelor is nothing shy of a self-involved bastard. You're better than to admire the likes of that.


My, who peed in your Rice Krispies® this morning?

28 Jan 2013 12:48 PM
untaken_name     

pute kisses like a man: untaken_name: KrispyKritter: You're better than to admire the likes of that.

Yeah, like that Aristotle guy. You shouldn't admire him, because he said that the ideal age for marriage was 18 for women and 40 for men.

well, no matter how smart and clever Aristotle may have been, I have no reason to believe he wasn't an asshole to boot.


Wait, are assholes not admirable now? Whoa, history's gonna need some serious revision. Two of my favorite assholes:

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28 Jan 2013 12:48 PM
berylman     
It's not a fun exercise to imagine the logic of a murderer but I must admit a little curiosity as to why he spared his infant daughter and killed his 3 and 6 year old sons. Already corrupted by the world at a young age? Sexism? Who knows its farked up.

28 Jan 2013 12:51 PM
jjorsett     
I wonder if the staff of the now-closed "Killer King" hospital in Los Angeles found new employment in Germany?

28 Jan 2013 12:51 PM
Boris S. Wort     
Not like anyone died a violent death in Berlin before...

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28 Jan 2013 12:52 PM
Summer Glau's Love Slave     

GBB: Baby hatch? That's a thing?


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What a baby hatch may look like.

28 Jan 2013 12:52 PM
blackhonda    [TotalFark]  

28 Jan 2013 12:59 PM
Evil Mackerel     
Is there a Delicatessen on the first floor?

28 Jan 2013 01:01 PM
NEPAman     
Someone needs to get Kraftwerk/Scorpions/The Hoff/Nena/Rammstein to write a techno/hard rock/?/pop/heavy metal song about this house stat!

28 Jan 2013 01:02 PM
rcf1105    [TotalFark]  
All houses kill their inhabitants. Some are just less......patient than others.

28 Jan 2013 01:03 PM
Bonanza Jellybean     
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28 Jan 2013 01:05 PM
ToddMU03     

Fano: He who breaks the law, must go back to the house of pain


And get out their seats and jump around?

28 Jan 2013 01:07 PM
Ostman     

blackhonda: OK, Somebody had to do it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_hat ches


I've never heard of this term or concept before and was going to Google it (with safe search turned up to 11) right after I got to the end of thread.

Thanks for saving me the trouble.

28 Jan 2013 01:19 PM
Fano     
So, you don't want the abattoir, then?

28 Jan 2013 01:24 PM
There's Always A Bloody Ghost     
"I hadn't fully ascertained your attitude towards the tenants!"

28 Jan 2013 01:28 PM
LonMead     
I was thinking I kept seeing this place over and over again on "House Hunters International".
Home comes with 3 bedrooms, 2 1/2 baths, a fully equipped gourmet kitchen, a curse, and a two-car garage with workshop space.

28 Jan 2013 01:37 PM
lucksi     

ZAZ: Only nine in 15 years. German death houses used to kill much more efficiently.


Ahahaha. Geez, it's even worse that I chortled at that because I am German.

28 Jan 2013 01:37 PM
Deep Contact     
Wonder who's buried in the basement.

28 Jan 2013 01:41 PM
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