In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.

Its like RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

Guardrails?

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shiat. real irony, what joke do i use now?

ChipNASA: In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.

But it's closer to ironic than most things with this tag. That warrants a green, apparently.

I'll bet he expected to get thrown clear of the accident.

Supes: ChipNASA: In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.

But it's closer to ironic than most things with this tag. That warrants a green, apparently.

Yep. Bravo, submitter.

Someone died? How intriguing!

The wonderfully ironic thing is using the term ironic incorrectly is in itself ironic.

Hence why I think the Alannis Morisette song IS ironic. She didn't get the use of irony right once, despite trying to use it correctly. Maybe that's a little too deep...

Yup, look at these fractured ribs and friction burns across the shoulder... definitely Takata brand, no doubt.

He didn't emerge as Buckleman?

Maybe the floor...buckled...beneath him.

I guess he...(puts on sunglasses) buckled under pressure.

/YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Maybe the floor...buckled...beneath him.

I hate this place.

If the worker had been armed, this never would've happened.

reveal101: The wonderfully ironic thing is using the term ironic incorrectly is in itself ironic.

Hence why I think the Alannis Morisette song IS ironic. She didn't get the use of irony right once, despite trying to use it correctly. Maybe that's a little too deep...


If that were really the intent of the song, then Alannis (or whoever wrote it) is a goddamn genius.

If he were born before 1966, he'd have been just fine

Remember kids, seat belts save lives... machines however will mess you up.

Wadded Beef: Supes: ChipNASA: In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.

But it's closer to ironic than most things with this tag. That warrants a green, apparently.

Yep. Bravo, submitter.

Or even better...ironical.

/approves

Please show some restraint, a man is dead.

Arkanaut: Guardrails?

RAILING KILL!

/slab bulkthrust

At least he didn't get whiplash

Who ordered the red seat belts?
They're in.

MBooda

/slab bulkthrust


We put our faith in BLAST HARDCHEESE!

I'm getting a big kick out of this, seeing as my great, great grandfather died in the seatbelt mines.

MBooda: Arkanaut: Guardrails?

RAILING KILL!
[www.painstick.com image 480x360]
/slab bulkthrust

Came here for guardrail comment expecting Family Guy, but much to my surprise see MST3K. It is a happy day.
/Rip steakface

Blues Lounger: Wadded Beef: Supes: ChipNASA: In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.

But it's closer to ironic than most things with this tag. That warrants a green, apparently.

Yep. Bravo, submitter.

Or even better...ironical.

That's just evil. I used to work with a woman who said "ironical", "scientifical" and, most irksome of them all "truthishly".
May we begin sterilizing these people please?

Perhaps if there were airbags.

/so hot it's blurry

valkore: [twitpic.com image 600x750]

/so hot it's blurry

Needs a "___ DAYS SINCE LAST ACCIDENT" sign.

reveal101: The wonderfully ironic thing is using the term ironic incorrectly is in itself ironic.

Hence why I think the Alannis Morisette song IS ironic. She didn't get the use of irony right once, despite trying to use it correctly. Maybe that's a little too deep...

She's already fessed up to that. The irony of the song is that nothing in it is ironic.

Anyway... I spent a long time getting annoyed everytime someone confused hypocrisy, cooincedence, or many other things that are not exactly irony. I've kinda just gotten used to the fact that since most people believe they are all the same thing, the meaning of the word has effectively changed.

DeathCipris: MBooda: Arkanaut: Guardrails?

RAILING KILL!
[www.painstick.com image 480x360]
/slab bulkthrust

Came here for guardrail comment expecting Family Guy, but much to my surprise see MST3K. It is a happy day.
/Rip steakface

Big McLargehuge.

reveal101: The wonderfully ironic thing is using the term ironic incorrectly is in itself ironic.

Hence why I think the Alannis Morisette song IS ironic. She didn't get the use of irony right once, despite trying to use it correctly. Maybe that's a little too deep...

Ironception?

/BWWAAAA

Did someone yell, stop the presses?

uncleacid: Did someone yell, stop the presses?

He didn't work at a newspaper.

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Blues Lounger: Wadded Beef: Supes: ChipNASA: In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.

But it's closer to ironic than most things with this tag. That warrants a green, apparently.

Yep. Bravo, submitter.

Or even better...ironical.

That's just evil. I used to work with a woman who said "ironical", "scientifical" and, most irksome of them all "truthishly".
May we begin sterilizing these people please?

Conversate with her about it.

Yes, this qualifies as ironic and it's funny.

ChipNASA: In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.

irony doesn't actually exist. unless your actually watching Futurama and the opera scene cums on where Bender defines irony

Boonlert Boonpan: Please show some restraint, a man is dead.

It took me a split-second. Therefore, double-bravo to you, human being.

doczoidberg: reveal101: The wonderfully ironic thing is using the term ironic incorrectly is in itself ironic.

Hence why I think the Alannis Morisette song IS ironic. She didn't get the use of irony right once, despite trying to use it correctly. Maybe that's a little too deep...


If that were really the intent of the song, then Alannis (or whoever wrote it) is a goddamn genius.

I doubt it, but people ARE still talking about the song.
/It's like 10,000 air bags, when all you need is a seat belt.

Stephen King now working on a new sequel to the Mangler.

You know who else didn't have guard rails?

/I mean, seriously, what was the accident rate in that place?

This is why all the CNCs where I work have five-point harnesses and a full rollcage...