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   Man dies after falling into machine at seat belt plant. If only there was some sort of restraint that could have prevented that

28 Jan 2013 03:26 PM   |   3977 clicks   |   WOAI San Antonio
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/
or something like that.

28 Jan 2013 03:28 PM
Oldiron_79     
Its like RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

28 Jan 2013 03:30 PM
Ambitwistor     
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28 Jan 2013 03:30 PM
Arkanaut    [TotalFark]  
Guardrails?

28 Jan 2013 03:31 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
<img src="http://alanism

shiat. real irony, what joke do i use now?

28 Jan 2013 03:31 PM
Supes     

ChipNASA: In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.


But it's closer to ironic than most things with this tag. That warrants a green, apparently.

28 Jan 2013 03:32 PM
Big Man On Campus     
I'll bet he expected to get thrown clear of the accident.

28 Jan 2013 03:33 PM
Wadded Beef     

Supes: ChipNASA: In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.

But it's closer to ironic than most things with this tag. That warrants a green, apparently.


Yep. Bravo, submitter.

28 Jan 2013 03:33 PM
neversubmit     
Someone died? How intriguing!

28 Jan 2013 03:34 PM
reveal101     
The wonderfully ironic thing is using the term ironic incorrectly is in itself ironic.

Hence why I think the Alannis Morisette song IS ironic. She didn't get the use of irony right once, despite trying to use it correctly. Maybe that's a little too deep...

28 Jan 2013 03:35 PM
Wrath of Heaven     
Yup, look at these fractured ribs and friction burns across the shoulder... definitely Takata brand, no doubt.

28 Jan 2013 03:36 PM
Counter_Intelligent     
He didn't emerge as Buckleman?

28 Jan 2013 03:37 PM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache     
Maybe the floor...buckled...beneath him.

28 Jan 2013 03:39 PM
SkylineRecords     
I guess he...(puts on sunglasses) buckled under pressure.

/YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

28 Jan 2013 03:40 PM
Odd Bird     

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Maybe the floor...buckled...beneath him.


I hate this place.

28 Jan 2013 03:43 PM
Heamer     
If the worker had been armed, this never would've happened.

28 Jan 2013 03:43 PM
doczoidberg     

reveal101: The wonderfully ironic thing is using the term ironic incorrectly is in itself ironic.

Hence why I think the Alannis Morisette song IS ironic. She didn't get the use of irony right once, despite trying to use it correctly. Maybe that's a little too deep...



If that were really the intent of the song, then Alannis (or whoever wrote it) is a goddamn genius.

28 Jan 2013 03:44 PM
angry_scientist     
If he were born before 1966, he'd have been just fine

28 Jan 2013 03:45 PM
Random Anonymous Blackmail     
Remember kids, seat belts save lives... machines however will mess you up.

28 Jan 2013 03:49 PM
Blues Lounger     

Wadded Beef: Supes: ChipNASA: In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.

But it's closer to ironic than most things with this tag. That warrants a green, apparently.

Yep. Bravo, submitter.


Or even better...ironical.

28 Jan 2013 03:49 PM
Liz Lemon    [TotalFark]  
/approves
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28 Jan 2013 03:50 PM
Boonlert Boonpan     
Please show some restraint, a man is dead.

28 Jan 2013 03:51 PM
MBooda     

Arkanaut: Guardrails?


RAILING KILL!
www.painstick.comView Full Size

/slab bulkthrust

28 Jan 2013 03:52 PM
392Zaphod     
At least he didn't get whiplash

28 Jan 2013 03:53 PM
blottoman     
Who ordered the red seat belts?
They're in.

28 Jan 2013 03:54 PM
Englebert Slaptyback     

MBooda


/slab bulkthrust


We put our faith in BLAST HARDCHEESE!

28 Jan 2013 03:56 PM
topcon     
I'm getting a big kick out of this, seeing as my great, great grandfather died in the seatbelt mines.

28 Jan 2013 04:00 PM
DeathCipris     

MBooda: Arkanaut: Guardrails?

RAILING KILL!
[www.painstick.com image 480x360]
/slab bulkthrust


Came here for guardrail comment expecting Family Guy, but much to my surprise see MST3K. It is a happy day.
/Rip steakface

28 Jan 2013 04:01 PM
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve     

Blues Lounger: Wadded Beef: Supes: ChipNASA: In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.

But it's closer to ironic than most things with this tag. That warrants a green, apparently.

Yep. Bravo, submitter.

Or even better...ironical.


That's just evil. I used to work with a woman who said "ironical", "scientifical" and, most irksome of them all "truthishly".
May we begin sterilizing these people please?

28 Jan 2013 04:10 PM
DreamyAltarBoy     
Perhaps if there were airbags.

28 Jan 2013 04:10 PM
valkore     
twitpic.comView Full Size


/so hot it's blurry

28 Jan 2013 04:26 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
i.qkme.meView Full Size

28 Jan 2013 04:29 PM
MBooda     

valkore: [twitpic.com image 600x750]

/so hot it's blurry


Needs a "___ DAYS SINCE LAST ACCIDENT" sign.

28 Jan 2013 04:29 PM
durbnpoisn    [TotalFark]  

reveal101: The wonderfully ironic thing is using the term ironic incorrectly is in itself ironic.

Hence why I think the Alannis Morisette song IS ironic. She didn't get the use of irony right once, despite trying to use it correctly. Maybe that's a little too deep...


She's already fessed up to that. The irony of the song is that nothing in it is ironic.

Anyway... I spent a long time getting annoyed everytime someone confused hypocrisy, cooincedence, or many other things that are not exactly irony. I've kinda just gotten used to the fact that since most people believe they are all the same thing, the meaning of the word has effectively changed.

28 Jan 2013 04:51 PM
Gyrfalcon     

DeathCipris: MBooda: Arkanaut: Guardrails?

RAILING KILL!
[www.painstick.com image 480x360]
/slab bulkthrust

Came here for guardrail comment expecting Family Guy, but much to my surprise see MST3K. It is a happy day.
/Rip steakface


Big McLargehuge.

28 Jan 2013 04:57 PM
JustMatt     

reveal101: The wonderfully ironic thing is using the term ironic incorrectly is in itself ironic.

Hence why I think the Alannis Morisette song IS ironic. She didn't get the use of irony right once, despite trying to use it correctly. Maybe that's a little too deep...


Ironception?

/BWWAAAA

28 Jan 2013 05:13 PM
uncleacid     
Did someone yell, stop the presses?

28 Jan 2013 05:43 PM
Gyrfalcon     

uncleacid: Did someone yell, stop the presses?


He didn't work at a newspaper.

28 Jan 2013 05:45 PM
AbbeySomeone     

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Blues Lounger: Wadded Beef: Supes: ChipNASA: In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.

But it's closer to ironic than most things with this tag. That warrants a green, apparently.

Yep. Bravo, submitter.

Or even better...ironical.

That's just evil. I used to work with a woman who said "ironical", "scientifical" and, most irksome of them all "truthishly".
May we begin sterilizing these people please?


Conversate with her about it.

Yes, this qualifies as ironic and it's funny.

28 Jan 2013 06:09 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     

ChipNASA: In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.


irony doesn't actually exist. unless your actually watching Futurama and the opera scene cums on where Bender defines irony

28 Jan 2013 08:08 PM
Huck And Molly Ziegler     

Boonlert Boonpan: Please show some restraint, a man is dead.


It took me a split-second. Therefore, double-bravo to you, human being.

29 Jan 2013 12:46 AM
Abacus9     

doczoidberg: reveal101: The wonderfully ironic thing is using the term ironic incorrectly is in itself ironic.

Hence why I think the Alannis Morisette song IS ironic. She didn't get the use of irony right once, despite trying to use it correctly. Maybe that's a little too deep...


If that were really the intent of the song, then Alannis (or whoever wrote it) is a goddamn genius.


I doubt it, but people ARE still talking about the song.
/It's like 10,000 air bags, when all you need is a seat belt.

29 Jan 2013 03:57 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  
Stephen King now working on a new sequel to the Mangler.

29 Jan 2013 04:38 AM
MythDragon     
You know who else didn't have guard rails?
static.howstuffworks.comView Full Size

/I mean, seriously, what was the accident rate in that place?

29 Jan 2013 08:50 AM
Loaf's Tray     
This is why all the CNCs where I work have five-point harnesses and a full rollcage...

29 Jan 2013 12:14 PM
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