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   Dallas police very close to figuring out who or what a 'molly' is. That's some fine research work there, Lou

28 Jan 2013 05:18 PM   |   10702 clicks   |   Gawker
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vernonFL    [TotalFark]  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

28 Jan 2013 03:31 PM
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xynix     
teowayyong.net

28 Jan 2013 03:35 PM
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Lt. Cheese Weasel    [TotalFark]  
th650.photobucket.com

28 Jan 2013 03:41 PM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
They're afraid if kids discover Molly they might start having adventures in the Forbidden Zone.

28 Jan 2013 03:43 PM
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I_Am_Weasel    [TotalFark]  
Heh.  Silly me.  I've kept hearing the term "Molly Cobbler", so I thought it was a shoe.

28 Jan 2013 04:04 PM
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ThatGuyGreg     
What a Molly may look like:

msims.kmmod.com

28 Jan 2013 04:08 PM
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
Little Richard referred to it in his music: "Good Golly Miss Molly"

Good Golly Miss Molly, sure like to ball.
Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball.
When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call.

From the early early mornin' till the early early night
You can see Miss Molly rockin' at the house of blue lights.
Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball.
When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call.

Well, now momma, poppa told me: "Son, you better watch your step."
If they knew about m' molly, have to watch my pop myself.
Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like a ball.
When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call.

I am going to the corner, gonna buy a diamond ring.
Would you pardon me if it's a nineteen carat golden thing.
Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like a ball.
When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call.

Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like a ball.
Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like a ball.
When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call.


This drug is older than Lotus Root.

28 Jan 2013 04:24 PM
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Godscrack     
cdn.ticketfly.com

28 Jan 2013 04:25 PM
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brap    [TotalFark]  
i253.photobucket.com

Street names: Molly, Maggie, May, Marg, Marge, Peggy and/or Peg.

What I'm trying to tell you Mrs. Burnsides is that your daughter Margaret has been getting high on the nicknames, and if you don't intervene now she may end up spending the rest of her life being addicted to the terse and pithy.

28 Jan 2013 04:29 PM
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Coco LaFemme     
Wow.  I don't do drugs, I don't even know anyone who does drugs, and even I know "molly" is slang for ecstasy.  Yeesh.

28 Jan 2013 04:39 PM
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BronyMedic     

brap: [i253.photobucket.com image 320x240]

Street names: Molly, Maggie, May, Marg, Marge, Peggy and/or Peg.

What I'm trying to tell you Mrs. Burnsides is that your daughter Margaret has been getting high on the nicknames, and if you don't intervene now she may end up spending the rest of her life being addicted to the terse and pithy.


tvshrine.com

I don't know if she'll make it. She danced for about 12 hours. We'll start a D5W drip and take her to Rampart.

28 Jan 2013 04:43 PM
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Ed Finnerty     
When I was growing up, there was one Molly. Molly Hatchet.

28 Jan 2013 04:47 PM
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mercator_psi     
Now I've seen it all. A Gawker article that made me laugh so hard I had to stop reading it.

That was brilliantly written.

28 Jan 2013 04:51 PM
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serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  
Good golly.

28 Jan 2013 04:58 PM
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serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  
So it is meth, but better for you

It's basically like Diet Meth

28 Jan 2013 05:00 PM
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Somacandra    [TotalFark]  

Godscrack: [cdn.ticketfly.com image 400x520]


Came for Flogging Molly

/leaving satisfied

28 Jan 2013 05:15 PM
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StreetlightInTheGhetto     

mercator_psi: Now I've seen it all. A Gawker article that made me laugh so hard I had to stop reading it.

That was brilliantly written.


Agreed.

Watch out for people wearing clothes, watch out for people in glasses. Don't discount the possibility that some of them might be wearing clothes and glasses both, at the same time, just to throw you off. Clothes people. Glasses people. Asking people. Standing, sitting. Legs, too. They've got those. If a person can get Molly, you'd better believe they can get legs. How many? You don't want to know.

I really hope the author of the original article put it in a subtle nod here.. if not, well... that's still pretty funny, actually:
  In North Texas and across the country there is a dangerous designer drug. It's not really new, but it's gaining popularity and is being laced through the lyrics of hip-hop music.

28 Jan 2013 05:24 PM
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snocone    [TotalFark]  
Wait'l they hear about chrome molly.

28 Jan 2013 05:24 PM
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Modguy     
It's not as dangerous as meth, but it's the exact same drug,"

Bullshiat, you stupid mother farker. I've done Molly before, and I my ex step father was addicted to Meth. To stoop to such an asinine level of ignorance and disinformation is farking insulting. It's the EXACT SAME in the same way Heroin and Imodium is the exact same, you stupid coont.

28 Jan 2013 05:25 PM
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snocone    [TotalFark]  
Ask any biker about his chrome molly.
I double dog dare ya.

28 Jan 2013 05:25 PM
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BigLuca     
That article was awesome. You really have to work yourself into a sarcastic tizzy to write something like that. Bravo.

/Good Facebook to you!

28 Jan 2013 05:32 PM
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DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
www.sabotagetimes.com

"Man, I am having the most severe flashback right now."

28 Jan 2013 05:32 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

Modguy: It's not as dangerous as meth, but it's the exact same drug,"

Bullshiat, you stupid mother farker. I've done Molly before, and I my ex step father was addicted to Meth. To stoop to such an asinine level of ignorance and disinformation is farking insulting. It's the EXACT SAME in the same way Heroin and Imodium is the exact same, you stupid coont.



Yeah, that belies a worrying lack of understanding of basic chemistry. This line is worse, though, imo:

"It's a very dangerous drug that I'm afraid people can die of and have died in the past," said Dr. Stephen Garrison from Caron Treatment Centers.

That's some 100% weapons-grade scare-tactics bullshiat right there. The only time people die from MDMA is when:

A) It's not MDMA but something else

B) They dance for too long in a hot room in a fur coat and Dr Suess hat and overheat

C) They drink WAY too much water

Statistically you're more likely to die while fishing or horseback riding.

28 Jan 2013 05:33 PM
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Feral_and_Preposterous     
molly = ecstasy
ecstacy does not necessarily = molly
Though most people use the terms interchangeably, a good bit of ecstacy is adulterated with other crap. Molly is supposed to be pure MDMA.

28 Jan 2013 05:34 PM
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Patanjali     
Picture in the article isn't Molly, those are pressies. Bunch of additives.
Real Molly is a fine white powder. If its pill form then its powder in a clear capsule.

28 Jan 2013 05:35 PM
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quickdraw     

mercator_psi: Now I've seen it all. A Gawker article that made me laugh so hard I had to stop reading it.

That was brilliantly written.


I heartily concur

28 Jan 2013 05:35 PM
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BSABSVR    [TotalFark]  
Dallas police have been out everywhere they think the drug is looking for it.

Wearing clothes. And glasses. And asking teens if they know Molly, who may be the exact same person as Tina, but also different and safer.

28 Jan 2013 05:36 PM
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Begoggle     
I'm a Skub user myself.

/don't hate

28 Jan 2013 05:37 PM
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Gothnet     

Feral_and_Preposterous: molly = ecstasy
ecstacy does not necessarily = molly
Though most people use the terms interchangeably, a good bit of ecstacy is adulterated with other crap. Molly is supposed to be pure MDMA.


Supposed to be, but may not be. Apparently quite a lot in some regions is now methylone (bk-MDMA). Personally I wouldn't mind having a go at that, but the UK banned all the interesting cathinones while I was out of the country....

28 Jan 2013 05:39 PM
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BSABSVR    [TotalFark]  

fusillade762: "It's a very dangerous drug that I'm afraid people can die of and have died in the past," said Dr. Stephen Garrison from Caron Treatment Centers.

That's some 100% weapons-grade scare-tactics bullshiat right there.


Yeah that's the kind of statement that can be made about anything.

"Bear rape is an activity that I'm afraid people can die of and have died in the past," said Dr. Stephen Garrison from Caron Treatment Centers.

"Aspirin is a very dangerous drug that I'm afraid people can die of and have died in the past," said Dr. Stephen Garrison from Caron Treatment Centers.

28 Jan 2013 05:40 PM
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Alphakronik     
It's like ice cream scoops, out of your brain, ma'am.

28 Jan 2013 05:41 PM
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BigLuca     

Begoggle: I'm a Skub user myself.

/don't hate


I'm a jenkem user. That stuff is the shiat.

28 Jan 2013 05:43 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

BronyMedic: brap: [i253.photobucket.com image 320x240]

Street names: Molly, Maggie, May, Marg, Marge, Peggy and/or Peg.

What I'm trying to tell you Mrs. Burnsides is that your daughter Margaret has been getting high on the nicknames, and if you don't intervene now she may end up spending the rest of her life being addicted to the terse and pithy.

[tvshrine.com image 400x300]

I don't know if she'll make it. She danced for about 12 hours. We'll start a D5W drip and take her to Rampart.


You're trying to make me feel old, aren't you? I watched that the first time it aired!

28 Jan 2013 05:47 PM
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The Larch     

Feral_and_Preposterous: Though most people use the terms interchangeably, a good bit of ecstacy is adulterated with other crap. Molly is supposed to be pure MDMA.


Are you serious? It's hard to tell.

28 Jan 2013 05:47 PM
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pute kisses like a man     
as long as the kids aren't looking for crocodiles (or crocs, krokodil, etc), i think they'll be just fine.

28 Jan 2013 05:48 PM
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wildcardjack     
What I mean when I talk about molly:

upload.wikimedia.org

Normally in conjunction with chrome.

I love it when police get shown in the news as scratching their heads because someone's coined a new term or there's a rumor of a new drug (such as cheese).

28 Jan 2013 05:50 PM
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Uzzah    [TotalFark]  

Begoggle: I'm a Skub user myself.

/don't hate


images.sodahead.com

28 Jan 2013 05:52 PM
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devilEther     
aboutfacepermanentcosmetics.biz

molly's lips

28 Jan 2013 05:57 PM
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cameroncrazy1984    [TotalFark]  
That was like a Fire Joe Morgan post but for actual news.

28 Jan 2013 05:58 PM
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das     

Gyrfalcon: BronyMedic: brap: [i253.photobucket.com image 320x240]

Street names: Molly, Maggie, May, Marg, Marge, Peggy and/or Peg.

What I'm trying to tell you Mrs. Burnsides is that your daughter Margaret has been getting high on the nicknames, and if you don't intervene now she may end up spending the rest of her life being addicted to the terse and pithy.

[tvshrine.com image 400x300]

I don't know if she'll make it. She danced for about 12 hours. We'll start a D5W drip and take her to Rampart.

You're trying to make me feel old, aren't you? I watched that the first time it aired!


"...Station 51, Station 51..."

28 Jan 2013 06:01 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
What a Molly might look like:
www.webweaver.nu

28 Jan 2013 06:01 PM
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Chinchillazilla     
Shiat, I'm wearing clothes AND glasses RIGHT NOW!

28 Jan 2013 06:02 PM
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envirovore     

BigLuca: Begoggle: I'm a Skub user myself.

/don't hate

I'm a jenkem user. That stuff is the shiat.


Pfft, Cheesing is where it's at.

28 Jan 2013 06:03 PM
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Glitchwerks     
www.phuturelabs.com

Top one, nice one, get sorted.

/Now very obscure.

28 Jan 2013 06:06 PM
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tweek46420     

Chinchillazilla: Shiat, I'm wearing clothes AND glasses RIGHT NOW!


28 Jan 2013 06:06 PM
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Onkel Buck     

28 Jan 2013 06:06 PM
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Trayal     

xynix: [teowayyong.net image 500x375]


*Shakes fist* came here to do this.

Plan B: The Utah variety of molly... but afraid to do the GIS for that at work.

Oh well.

28 Jan 2013 06:07 PM
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Gordon Bennett     
8ball-assets.s3.amazonaws.com
forumserver.twoplustwo.com
img188.imageshack.us

28 Jan 2013 06:16 PM
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tweek46420     

Chinchillazilla: Shiat, I'm wearing clothes AND glasses RIGHT NOW!


gifs.gifbin.com

28 Jan 2013 06:17 PM
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Heineken Skywalker     
Sounds like DPD needs to pick up a copy of PiHKAL.

/Wait till the discover Sass

28 Jan 2013 06:20 PM
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