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   Today in the Wacky World of Vladimir Putin, the Russian president is now rumored to have a second love child

28 Jan 2013 06:09 PM   |   2933 clicks   |   Newser
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Somacandra    [TotalFark]  
i.imgur.com

28 Jan 2013 05:12 PM
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The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
It's good to be the Putin.

28 Jan 2013 05:21 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Sounds like he's been Putin it everywhere

28 Jan 2013 05:24 PM
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FlashHarry    [TotalFark]  
i love the fact that putin wears watches that cost more than his purported annual salary.

28 Jan 2013 05:39 PM
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TheDumbBlonde     

FlashHarry: i love the fact that putin wears watches that cost more than his purported annual salary.


Have you seen the Black Sea palace??

28 Jan 2013 06:08 PM
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Valiente     
He's got a black belt in loooooovvvveeee.

2.bp.blogspot.com

28 Jan 2013 06:11 PM
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patiodragon     

28 Jan 2013 06:13 PM
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Baelz     
Hey nothing wrong with being Polyamorous.

28 Jan 2013 06:14 PM
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jehovahs witness protection     

patiodragon: Putin vs Obama


The two of them are basically the same. The same people worship both.

28 Jan 2013 06:15 PM
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strangeguitar    [TotalFark]  
Did I ever tell you about the time Putin went hunting? Well anyway, Putin decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleagul.

To Brasky Putin!!

28 Jan 2013 06:16 PM
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HotIgneous Intruder     
Russian porn.


/Nyet. Not an image I need.

28 Jan 2013 06:16 PM
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Tsar_Bomba1     

FlashHarry: i love the fact that putin wears watches that cost more than his purported annual salary.



Just read today that his collection is valued around $700,000.

28 Jan 2013 06:19 PM
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Wadded Beef    [TotalFark]  
"Love Child" was no. 1 on the charts the day I was born.

/CSB
//Old

28 Jan 2013 06:22 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
FFS, the derp is at an all-time idiotic level today

/you titheads have a talking points meeting again?

28 Jan 2013 06:22 PM
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Farxist Marxist    [TotalFark]  
I bet he gets more ass than a toilet seat.

28 Jan 2013 06:22 PM
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uncleacid     
That rhythmic method never works.

28 Jan 2013 06:24 PM
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Lego_Addict     

jehovahs witness protection: patiodragon: Putin vs Obama

The two of them are basically the same. The same people worship both.


?

Anyways, she's a great gymnast....

28 Jan 2013 06:24 PM
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groppet     
He shoulda had her put it up for adoption here and had it raised as an undercover spy.

28 Jan 2013 06:27 PM
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Onkel Buck     

jehovahs witness protection: patiodragon: Putin vs Obama

The two of them are basically the same. The same people worship both.


Barry couldn't even pull the grade of tail that Putin turns down. Neither could Clinton for that matter.

28 Jan 2013 06:28 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     

patiodragon: Putin vs Obama


Bretty good, but someone doesn't understand flyfishing in the rain
www.tomatobubble.com

28 Jan 2013 06:30 PM
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skinink     
So I guess instead of going to Disneyland for winning a title, she got to go to Putin's Penis.

28 Jan 2013 06:32 PM
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GWSuperfan    [TotalFark]  
*does GIS for the child's mother*

DAMN. Putin is pullin' in some fine trim.

28 Jan 2013 06:33 PM
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whatshisname     
A second bastard has hit the Kremlin!

28 Jan 2013 06:35 PM
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Gabrielmot     
The article showed a pic of his wife...
img1-cdn.newser.com

and underneath it said, "View larger images"...

No thanks.

28 Jan 2013 06:36 PM
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Onkel Buck     

Baelz: Hey nothing wrong with being Polyamorous.


My old roommate and his girlfriend were into that, she weighed like 350 lbs and he was a little, creepy, Uncle Fester looking dude. I pretty much lost interest in it before they explained what it was. Figured it would be like a nude beach. It's always the people you don't want to see naked, are the only ones that are there.

/Polyamorous by Breaking Benjamin is kind of a cool tune.

28 Jan 2013 06:37 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
pics.wikifeet.comwww.fuckfrance.comwww.celebank.com
See Putin's cock has gotten so bent that he only- hold on someone's shouting at my door in Russian

28 Jan 2013 06:37 PM
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Glancing Blow     
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pics.wikifeet.com

28 Jan 2013 06:38 PM
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drjekel_mrhyde     
i bet the baby is black

28 Jan 2013 06:38 PM
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MooseUpNorth     
Don't complain too loudly. He doesn't like that. Besides, if that's all Putin's up to this month, we're well ahead.

28 Jan 2013 06:40 PM
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Rapmaster2000     

Onkel Buck: Baelz: Hey nothing wrong with being Polyamorous.

My old roommate and his girlfriend were into that, she weighed like 350 lbs and he was a little, creepy, Uncle Fester looking dude. I pretty much lost interest in it before they explained what it was. Figured it would be like a nude beach. It's always the people you don't want to see naked, are the only ones that are there.

/Polyamorous by Breaking Benjamin is kind of a cool tune.


I have an acquaintance who is "a poly" as she calls it. She's not bad looking but I never thought I could be bored to tears by listening to a woman talk about sex or "play sessions" as she calls getting whipped and spanked. It's like the only thing she talks about.

28 Jan 2013 06:41 PM
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Dented Ford     
Only two?

28 Jan 2013 06:45 PM
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Acharne     

Rapmaster2000: Onkel Buck: Baelz: Hey nothing wrong with being Polyamorous.

My old roommate and his girlfriend were into that, she weighed like 350 lbs and he was a little, creepy, Uncle Fester looking dude. I pretty much lost interest in it before they explained what it was. Figured it would be like a nude beach. It's always the people you don't want to see naked, are the only ones that are there.

/Polyamorous by Breaking Benjamin is kind of a cool tune.

I have an acquaintance who is "a poly" as she calls it. She's not bad looking but I never thought I could be bored to tears by listening to a woman talk about sex or "play sessions" as she calls getting whipped and spanked. It's like the only thing she talks about.


I have some acquaintances into this. No boundaries at all. One of them works at a sex shop, which is fine. However, I was in the store with my girlfriend and best friend, this saleswoman puts on a pair of rubber, fake boobs overtop over her actual breasts and then thrusts them into my face telling me to 'squeeze them, its OK, I don't mind'. Well, I did. I wasn't rude, but she seemed a little offended that I didn't want to grab her diminutive and now rubber breasts when my *much* more attractive girlfriend was standing right there.

28 Jan 2013 06:46 PM
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carnifex2005     

Gabrielmot: The article showed a pic of his wife...
[img1-cdn.newser.com image 170x250]

and underneath it said, "View larger images"...

No thanks.


You should have clicked through to the second image...

i.imgur.com

PREPARE YOUR ANUS.

28 Jan 2013 06:47 PM
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Acharne     

Acharne: Rapmaster2000: Onkel Buck: Baelz: Hey nothing wrong with being Polyamorous.

My old roommate and his girlfriend were into that, she weighed like 350 lbs and he was a little, creepy, Uncle Fester looking dude. I pretty much lost interest in it before they explained what it was. Figured it would be like a nude beach. It's always the people you don't want to see naked, are the only ones that are there.

/Polyamorous by Breaking Benjamin is kind of a cool tune.

I have an acquaintance who is "a poly" as she calls it. She's not bad looking but I never thought I could be bored to tears by listening to a woman talk about sex or "play sessions" as she calls getting whipped and spanked. It's like the only thing she talks about.

I have some acquaintances into this. No boundaries at all. One of them works at a sex shop, which is fine. However, I was in the store with my girlfriend and best friend, this saleswoman puts on a pair of rubber, fake boobs overtop over her actual breasts and then thrusts them into my face telling me to 'squeeze them, its OK, I don't mind'. Well, I did. I wasn't rude, but she seemed a little offended that I didn't want to grab her diminutive and now rubber breasts when my *much* more attractive girlfriend was standing right there.


Ambiguous post fail. Points of clarification: The acquaintance without boundaries was also the saleslady. Same person. I did not grab her breasts, when I typed 'Well, I did', I was saying I did mind, even if she did not mind.

28 Jan 2013 06:48 PM
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KarmicDisaster    [TotalFark]  

Dented Ford: Only two?


If, and When, they want you to know about the others, you will be told.

28 Jan 2013 06:48 PM
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occamswrist     

Wadded Beef: "Love Child" was no. 1 on the charts the day I was born.

/CSB
//Old


What was #1on the charts 9 months earlier?

28 Jan 2013 06:57 PM
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blottoman     
Why don't you Alina that up while I'm Putin in?

I tip my babushka to him.

28 Jan 2013 06:57 PM
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brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Looks like Putin has a lot in common with Bill Clinton: he likes fat chicks and can't keep it in his pants.

Hangover 18
Bill and Vlad head out for a wild night painting the town (Moscow) red with two fat prostitutes (not their wives). In the morning, they wake up in a hotel room with a white tiger in the shower and a 400 pound Chinese baby in the bidet. In order to figure out what they did the night before and where the 400 pound Chinese baby came from, they are forced to send a manned mission to Mars because they don't have the time to fake one. The Martians shoot at the Mars Pod but not before proof of the existence of a highly-advanced ancient Martian civilization goes out live over NASA's web cams.

The two countries are forced to unite against the common enemy, who turns out to be Hilary Clinton and a gang of fat Martian chicks who roll idiotic national leaders for state secrets and cheeseburgers.

But who is the mysterious Madame O who rules Mars with an iron clutch bag?

Clue: She's so lucky! She can eat cheeseburgers like Jughead in a cheeseburger eating contest against Wimpy and Oprah and not gain an ounce.

28 Jan 2013 06:58 PM
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fjnorton    [TotalFark]  
I would go all tyrannical on that if I could but Ill be in my bunk if you need me

28 Jan 2013 07:02 PM
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Somacandra    [TotalFark]  

jehovahs witness protection: The two of them are basically the same. The same people worship both.


i.imgur.com

Hold on to that feeling....

28 Jan 2013 07:07 PM
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bugcrusher     

occamswrist: Wadded Beef: "Love Child" was no. 1 on the charts the day I was born.

What was #1on the charts 9 months earlier?


Love Child was November 30, 1968 through December 14, 1968 - So 9 months previous with a 2 week margin makes it Paul Mauriat's Love is Blue. What were your parent's thinking?

Vladdie was probably listening to Skrillex.

28 Jan 2013 07:23 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

Onkel Buck: jehovahs witness protection: patiodragon: Putin vs Obama

The two of them are basically the same. The same people worship both.

Barry couldn't even pull the grade of tail that Putin turns down. Neither could Clinton for that matter.


Well, duh. Women can still tell Obama or Clinton, "Not tonight, honey, I've got a headache." When Putin wants to go to bed, the headache says "OK!"

28 Jan 2013 07:24 PM
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Ryker's Peninsula     
"29-year-old rhythmic gymnast"
Ok, that would totally be worth it.

28 Jan 2013 07:41 PM
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The Irresponsible Captain    [TotalFark]  
Man, do I have to translate everything around here? Putin is loving a second child.

underthemountainbunker.files.wordpress.com
/Rhythmic Slapping Sounds

28 Jan 2013 08:03 PM
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occamswrist     

bugcrusher: occamswrist: Wadded Beef: "Love Child" was no. 1 on the charts the day I was born.

What was #1on the charts 9 months earlier?

Love Child was November 30, 1968 through December 14, 1968 - So 9 months previous with a 2 week margin makes it Paul Mauriat's Love is Blue. What were your parent's thinking?

Vladdie was probably listening to Skrillex.


For me it was My Sharona and then Funky Town.

I was made in the 70s, born in the 80s.

28 Jan 2013 08:28 PM
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unchellmatt     
web.mit.edu

28 Jan 2013 08:42 PM
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mafiageek1980     

Acharne: Acharne: Rapmaster2000: Onkel Buck: Baelz: Hey nothing wrong with being Polyamorous.

My old roommate and his girlfriend were into that, she weighed like 350 lbs and he was a little, creepy, Uncle Fester looking dude. I pretty much lost interest in it before they explained what it was. Figured it would be like a nude beach. It's always the people you don't want to see naked, are the only ones that are there.

/Polyamorous by Breaking Benjamin is kind of a cool tune.

I have an acquaintance who is "a poly" as she calls it. She's not bad looking but I never thought I could be bored to tears by listening to a woman talk about sex or "play sessions" as she calls getting whipped and spanked. It's like the only thing she talks about.

I have some acquaintances into this. No boundaries at all. One of them works at a sex shop, which is fine. However, I was in the store with my girlfriend and best friend, this saleswoman puts on a pair of rubber, fake boobs overtop over her actual breasts and then thrusts them into my face telling me to 'squeeze them, its OK, I don't mind'. Well, I did. I wasn't rude, but she seemed a little offended that I didn't want to grab her diminutive and now rubber breasts when my *much* more attractive girlfriend was standing right there.

Ambiguous post fail. Points of clarification: The acquaintance without boundaries was also the saleslady. Same person. I did not grab her breasts, when I typed 'Well, I did', I was saying I did mind, even if she did not mind.


Wow, Thanks for generalizing all of us ya know. Because all we do is just sit around and talk about sex. Got news for you, Poly relationships are no different than monogamous relationships except there's the ablity to love more at the same time. And well, the need to have damn good skills in Time management, loL!

28 Jan 2013 08:54 PM
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Acharne     

mafiageek1980: Wow, Thanks for generalizing all of us ya know. Because all we do is just sit around and talk about sex. Got news for you, Poly relationships are no different than monogamous relationships except there's the ablity to love more at the same time. And well, the need to have damn good skills in Time management, loL!


I do believe I was referring to the acquaintances I know as having no boundaries. There was no generalising.

28 Jan 2013 09:23 PM
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mafiageek1980     

Acharne: mafiageek1980: Wow, Thanks for generalizing all of us ya know. Because all we do is just sit around and talk about sex. Got news for you, Poly relationships are no different than monogamous relationships except there's the ablity to love more at the same time. And well, the need to have damn good skills in Time management, loL!

I do believe I was referring to the acquaintances I know as having no boundaries. There was no generalising.


Oh I'm sorry babe, my bad :P

28 Jan 2013 09:27 PM
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Kibbler     
I just hope he's not breeding with those geese he leads around in an ultralight. I really can't bear a picture of him leading a flock of geese with faces that all look exactly like his.

28 Jan 2013 10:51 PM
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