I'm glad they found  each other instead of some innocent victims.

/she does have nice foobies.

Now there's a match made in Heaven

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Now there's a match made in Heaven

Hopefully it won't end up in the crapper.

WTF is wrong with people?

Actual Headline: 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop

But you know, humanity isn't doomed to accelerate the arrival of its own extinction or anything.

AdolfOliverPanties: Actual Headline: 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop

But you know, humanity isn't doomed to accelerate the arrival of its own extinction or anything.

You know those two will be pooping out tampon eating crotchfruit in no time.

BunkyBrewman: AdolfOliverPanties: Actual Headline: 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop

But you know, humanity isn't doomed to accelerate the arrival of its own extinction or anything.

You know those two will be pooping out tampon eating crotchfruit in no time.

Here comes Bloody Poo-Poo!

doyner: Here comes Bloody Poo-Poo!

Outstanding!

What's that I hear about gays ruining the sanctity of marriage?

AdolfOliverPanties: Actual Headline: 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop

But you know, humanity isn't doomed to accelerate the arrival of its own extinction or anything.

Yeah, there were no crazy people who did anything for attention just 10 years ago.

As someone who previously had no knowledge of the tampon video, much less watched it, I'd like to give a hearty FARK YOU to subby.

What a guy named Dino that eats human poop might look like:

But the Huffington Post is still a legitimate news outlet.

doyner: BunkyBrewman: AdolfOliverPanties: Actual Headline: 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop

But you know, humanity isn't doomed to accelerate the arrival of its own extinction or anything.

You know those two will be pooping out tampon eating crotchfruit in no time.

Here comes Bloody Poo-Poo!

+1 to you sir

Okay, I've hit the "Kids are farking stupid" age.

I'm sure both videos were 100% real too, right?

i wonder if there will be a burst in the attention whoring/social media bubble. Probably not, but it's nice to think about

doyner: Here comes Bloody Poo-Poo!

I'm slow clapping right now!

The video is below. I bet it is.

doyner: Here comes Bloody Poo-Poo!

Uh... yeah, there was supposed the Kobe Bryant 10 gif right there. In other words, bravo.

Lsherm: As someone who previously had no knowledge of the tampon video, much less watched it, I'd like to give a hearty FARK YOU to subby.

Seconded

"Hey! You got your tampon on my poop!"
"No! You got your poop on my tampon!"

TamPoop^TM
Two great tastes that go great together.

abhorrent1: I'm sure both videos were 100% real too, right?

The bloody tampon looked pretty real to me. Can't vouch for the one guy one ice cream guy...

there's a whole bunch of stuff going on in that headline I know nothing about and frankly I'm ok with that

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astouffer: abhorrent1: I'm sure both videos were 100% real too, right?

The bloody tampon looked pretty real to me. Can't vouch for the one guy one ice cream guy...

I didn't see either one and I'm not watching them to form my own opinion. I'll just go with the opinion that they're fake.

Ok, again with the weird taglines.

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Michigan River?  Is that aeuphemism for something I don't know about?

USA! USA! USA!

A challenger appears!

Glad you specified HUMAN.

I'm really glad we have the Huffington Post to bring us this top-notch investigative journalism.

God damn you subby I JUST submitted another article about this girl.

*shakes fist*

eudemonist: I'm really glad we have the Huffington Post to bring us this top-notch investigative journalism.

Who got poop on your tampon?

Krieghund: [images.zap2it.com image 480x720]

Genius flick, and the sexiest use of a chicken egg in the history of cinema...

pass the yolk...

dang....here's another example of a trailer for the "Idiocracy" prequel.

I hope these two mentally deficient people don't vote.........

Western Civilization.

Krieghund: What a guy named Dino that eats human poop might look like:

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I think that guy's name is actually Dina M. Zaffino.

He's really uptight and wants us to get it correct.

Geeks?

BunkyBrewman: WTF is wrong with people?

Rumpertumpskin: Krieghund: [images.zap2it.com image 480x720]

Genius flick, and the sexiest use of a chicken egg in the history of cinema...

pass the yolk...

[WTF-Am-I-watching.jpg]

Krieghund: What a guy named Dino that eats human poop might look like:

[blogs.laweekly.com image 500x375]

Came for the Zino. Leaving smug.

This greenlight:
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A New Low for Fark

So... This is our Age of Enlightenment? And people wonder why I drink.

IHateLongIsland: Lsherm: As someone who previously had no knowledge of the tampon video, much less watched it, I'd like to give a hearty FARK YOU to subby.

Seconded

Houston, I think we have a quorum.

There is so much "real life" that's totally disgusting. Why would any sentient human being do this to demonstrate what "disgusting" really means?

So, to the original subby, FARK YOU³

→Colin O'Scopy: This greenlight:
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A New Low for Fark

Heh.

Habitual Cynic: IHateLongIsland: Lsherm: As someone who previously had no knowledge of the tampon video, much less watched it, I'd like to give a hearty FARK YOU to subby.

Seconded

Houston, I think we have a quorum.

There is so much "real life" that's totally disgusting. Why would any sentient human being do this to demonstrate what "disgusting" really means?

So, to the original subby, FARK YOU3

*takes bow*

Thank you, thank you.

Hopefully their penchants for consuming bodily excretions will prevent them from breeding.

Why did she put red mousey in her mouth?