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28 Jan 2013 07:00 PM   |   9554 clicks   |   Yahoo
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ArkAngel    [TotalFark]  
Where's the Scary tag?

28 Jan 2013 05:23 PM
FloydA     
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28 Jan 2013 05:46 PM
KarmicDisaster    [TotalFark]  
Shields up!

28 Jan 2013 06:17 PM
EvilEgg    [TotalFark]  
Yikes! Run away!

28 Jan 2013 06:28 PM
The My Little Pony Killer     
Those types of women have always scared me.

28 Jan 2013 06:43 PM
impaler     
Owens' booking her wedding band well in advance was just one part of the project manager for I.B.M.'s detailed wedding day planning that began 10 years before she even met her future husband...

"Nobody knew about the binder. It was just another binder on my shelf," said Owens, who labeled her wedding plans "Life" so no one would become suspicious of her early planning.


Seriously, there is some mental illness there.

28 Jan 2013 06:44 PM
fusillade762     
Can we ban auto-play video links? Am I the only one who hates that nonsense?

28 Jan 2013 06:47 PM
Supes     
At least she realized her obsession was unhealthy and hid it from her hubby-to-be till after he proposed. I mean, at least for her sake, definitely not for his.

28 Jan 2013 06:48 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
Does the groom know mother?
Don't be silly little one, of course he knows.
Did he know before this morning mother?
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28 Jan 2013 06:51 PM
Ponzholio    [TotalFark]  

impaler: Owens' booking her wedding band well in advance was just one part of the project manager for I.B.M.'s detailed wedding day planning that began 10 years before she even met her future husband...

"Nobody knew about the binder. It was just another binder on my shelf," said Owens, who labeled her wedding plans "Life" so no one would become suspicious of her early planning.

Seriously, there is some mental illness there.


So you could say she has binders full of women stuff...

28 Jan 2013 07:04 PM
Acharne     
That is a scary woman. I bet she gets only first dates, never second.

28 Jan 2013 07:05 PM
Nadie_AZ    [TotalFark]  
This whole article scared the sh*t out of me.

Once the couple became engaged, Owens had to break it to her fiancé that their wedding was already, well, planned.

"I was a little surprised at first," said Shawn Owens, 34.

The Owens made it through the wedding planning process together and, when it came to their big day, much of their wedding resembled the binder full of ideas Owens had assembled.

Owens did give her groom say in at least one thing, however.

"He picked out the tux that he wore," she said. "He picked out the suit and everything that the guys wore. I just gave him a color scheme to work with."

That ability to give at least some leeway, wedding experts say, is the key to ensuring pre-planning doesn't result in a frustrated fiancé, or worse.


I would be gone. See ya.

I've a cousin. She loved Disney growing up. Everything Disney. She got married when she was 19 or 20. Disney themed reception- everything. All her kids have Disney names. She has half a dozen kids and is absolutely miserable. She was a happy person before, but she hates life now. She thought her life would be like a Disney movie- Prince Charming would find her, marry her, and live Happily Ever After. It is beyond sad to see. And she did it to herself.

28 Jan 2013 07:07 PM
shintochick     
You dumb biatches!! Is this what we have worked so hard to become. It's ONE farking day. Be more concerned about all the days that come after.

/ashamed to be a woman when I read this shiat.

28 Jan 2013 07:10 PM
bearded clamorer    [TotalFark]  
I was told there would be no math.

28 Jan 2013 07:10 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost     
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What a sad, pathetic woma... Oh hey, check out those tits!

28 Jan 2013 07:12 PM
not_an_indigo     
WTF is wrong with that woman?

28 Jan 2013 07:13 PM
Balchinian     
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28 Jan 2013 07:13 PM
Anonymocoso     

Nadie_AZ: She got married when she was 19 or 20. She has half a dozen kids and is absolutely miserable. .


Mormon, right? Does she live in Utah or Zonie-land?

We could be looking more evidence that Fark needs a Utah tag.

28 Jan 2013 07:14 PM
Big Man On Campus     
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28 Jan 2013 07:21 PM
jigger     

28 Jan 2013 07:21 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
OK, if you are the man, make sure you have an iron-clad pre-nuptial agreement.

A loaded .45 under the pillow also wouldn't hurt.

28 Jan 2013 07:22 PM
UsikFark     
I thought a lot of women had this streak.

28 Jan 2013 07:23 PM
meow said the dog    [TotalFark]  
"I think some people probably thought I was nuts," said Owens who was the person in which had the correct statement about the self of she very much OL for the shizzles the nizzles of me OL.

28 Jan 2013 07:24 PM
KiwDaWabbit     

Gyrfalcon: OK, if you are the man, make sure you have an iron-clad pre-nuptial agreement.

A loaded .45 under the pillow also wouldn't hurt.


Pre-nups aren't romantic.

28 Jan 2013 07:24 PM
Glancing Blow     
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Sadly, I though this was the girl.

28 Jan 2013 07:26 PM
Lattices aren't Distributive     
Knowing the difference between a radical symbol √ and a checkmark ✓. ▢

28 Jan 2013 07:26 PM
srtpointman     
I wonder if she told him where and how he had to propose? That's 100lbs of crazy in a 50lb sack.

/But yeah, nice tits!

28 Jan 2013 07:26 PM
equusdc     
This is why I'm against gay marriage.

28 Jan 2013 07:27 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

KiwDaWabbit: Gyrfalcon: OK, if you are the man, make sure you have an iron-clad pre-nuptial agreement.

A loaded .45 under the pillow also wouldn't hurt.

Pre-nups aren't romantic.


Indeed.

28 Jan 2013 07:28 PM
Big Man On Campus     

KiwDaWabbit: Gyrfalcon: OK, if you are the man, make sure you have an iron-clad pre-nuptial agreement.

A loaded .45 under the pillow also wouldn't hurt.

Pre-nups aren't romantic.


Neither is withholding intimacy as a tool for manipulation but women get away with that.

28 Jan 2013 07:28 PM
UsikFark     

KiwDaWabbit: Gyrfalcon: OK, if you are the man, make sure you have an iron-clad pre-nuptial agreement.

A loaded .45 under the pillow also wouldn't hurt.

Pre-nups aren't romantic.


A Pre-nup cots about $10k. If you can afford that, you probably need one.

28 Jan 2013 07:29 PM
FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  
Funny, I thought this would be about a certain TFette who had a certain thread about 6 years ago.  10,000 posts of sheer WTFness.

\I'm sure older Farkers know exactly where they were for it...

28 Jan 2013 07:30 PM
The My Little Pony Killer     

FriarReb98: Funny, I thought this would be about a certain TFette who had a certain thread about 6 years ago.  10,000 posts of sheer WTFness.

\I'm sure older Farkers know exactly where they were for it...


Link to this treasure trove?

28 Jan 2013 07:31 PM
Glancing Blow     

FriarReb98: Funny, I thought this would be about a certain TFette who had a certain thread about 6 years ago.  10,000 posts of sheer WTFness.

\I'm sure older Farkers know exactly where they were for it...


What is the single largest thread in Farkdom?

28 Jan 2013 07:31 PM
KiwDaWabbit     

Big Man On Campus: KiwDaWabbit: Gyrfalcon: OK, if you are the man, make sure you have an iron-clad pre-nuptial agreement.

A loaded .45 under the pillow also wouldn't hurt.

Pre-nups aren't romantic.

Neither is withholding intimacy as a tool for manipulation but women get away with that.


I was being sarcastic.

I know about that "withholding intimacy as a tool for manipulation" shiat, though.

Sucks, huh?

28 Jan 2013 07:31 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu     
nevermind her -- what kind of man would go along with this?

what's he got going on in his background that this is an acceptable tradeoff as long as she marries him?

28 Jan 2013 07:31 PM
CliChe Guevara     
These are the kind of women that know what to name all the kids before the end of the first date. Farking scary.

I just had some friends do an intervention with one member of their social circle that became like this as soon as she hit 35. She had been flirting with a guy on facebook - to the tune of two posts over three days - when she found out he was going out on a date with one of his co-workers. She freaking lost it she was so pissed and jealous. Over those three days she had managed to imagine herself in an exclusive relationship with him, unbeknownst to him. Terrifying stuff. Hopefully he doesn't own a pet rabbit.

28 Jan 2013 07:32 PM
UsikFark     

CliChe Guevara: These are the kind of women that know what to name all the kids before the end of the first date. Farking scary.

I just had some friends do an intervention with one member of their social circle that became like this as soon as she hit 35. She had been flirting with a guy on facebook - to the tune of two posts over three days - when she found out he was going out on a date with one of his co-workers. She freaking lost it she was so pissed and jealous. Over those three days she had managed to imagine herself in an exclusive relationship with him, unbeknownst to him. Terrifying stuff. Hopefully he doesn't own a pet rabbit.


What about the women who already know how many kids they want? Not wanting kids doesn't count, in this case...

28 Jan 2013 07:34 PM
KiwDaWabbit     

ExperianScaresCthulhu: nevermind her -- what kind of man would go along with this?

what's he got going on in his background that this is an acceptable tradeoff as long as she marries him?


A man who was already 90% of the way there.

28 Jan 2013 07:36 PM
lostcat     

fusillade762: Can we ban auto-play video links? Am I the only one who hates that nonsense?


No.

I mean, yes...Then no.

28 Jan 2013 07:37 PM
FarkinHostile     

Big Man On Campus: KiwDaWabbit: Gyrfalcon: OK, if you are the man, make sure you have an iron-clad pre-nuptial agreement.

A loaded .45 under the pillow also wouldn't hurt.

Pre-nups aren't romantic.

Neither is withholding intimacy as a tool for manipulation but women get away with that.



They have the pussy.

28 Jan 2013 07:37 PM
mr lawson     
Thought the article would be about her:

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28 Jan 2013 07:44 PM
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28 Jan 2013 07:46 PM
FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  

The My Little Pony Killer: FriarReb98: Funny, I thought this would be about a certain TFette who had a certain thread about 6 years ago.  10,000 posts of sheer WTFness.

\I'm sure older Farkers know exactly where they were for it...

Link to this treasure trove?


In my profile, after the Cantore greenlight.

Glancing Blow: FriarReb98: Funny, I thought this would be about a certain TFette who had a certain thread about 6 years ago.  10,000 posts of sheer WTFness.

\I'm sure older Farkers know exactly where they were for it...

What is the single largest thread in Farkdom?


For the record, before I get called on it, there were followup threads that got us to the 10,000.  It was simply ridiculous.

28 Jan 2013 07:47 PM
bump     
Since when has a wedding ever had anything to do with the groom/man/males?

She has her special 'princess day' envisioned and you are simply a coffee table in the whole scenario really - it's alllll about her her/her mother/her sisters/her friends/countless ''bride themed' magazines and enough money to be practical with and say, oh - put a down payment on a home - for example.

But rest assured, it has NOTHING to do with the man.

28 Jan 2013 07:52 PM
Mentalenemasquad     

Lattices aren't Distributive: Knowing the difference between a radical symbol √ and a checkmark ✓. ▢


I think planning your wedding ten years in advance with no groom in sight qualifies as "radical".

28 Jan 2013 08:03 PM
KiwDaWabbit     

FriarReb98: For the record, before I get called on it, there were followup threads that got us to the 10,000.  It was simply ridiculous.


I couldn't imagine how much dedication it would take to try to prove your point in that long of a thread, assuming it was a protracted argument, that is.

28 Jan 2013 08:05 PM
tillerman35     
Imagine if it had been a GUY who had done all this planning. I think it would give an extra "zing!" to it, don't you? And by "give an extra zing" I mean "take it from amusingly daffy to full on Ted Bundy."

28 Jan 2013 08:05 PM
HMS_Blinkin     

FriarReb98: Funny, I thought this would be about a certain TFette who had a certain thread about 6 years ago.  10,000 posts of sheer WTFness.

\I'm sure older Farkers know exactly where they were for it...


Holy. Shiat. I just started reading that thread, and all I can say is I wish I'd had TF.

28 Jan 2013 08:06 PM
jehovahs witness protection    [TotalFark]  

bump: Since when has a wedding ever had anything to do with the groom/man/males?

She has her special 'princess day' envisioned and you are simply a coffee table in the whole scenario really - it's alllll about her her/her mother/her sisters/her friends/countless ''bride themed' magazines and enough money to be practical with and say, oh - put a down payment on a home - for example.

But rest assured, it has NOTHING to do with the man.


That part is logical, therefore could never be considered.

Being engaged should be a more rigorous training period to prepare for a life without logic.

28 Jan 2013 08:06 PM
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