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  • Get a new eye doctor, blind-article-writer
  • I was wondering if that was meant in a good way. I guess not.
  • I'll still take Sweden:

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    Now THAT'S what a princess should look like!
  • Well...she's blond. And a woman, just like Britney. So yeah, just like her.

    And I would have said "trailer park greasiness".
  • So desperate was Prince Willem-Alexander to marry Britney Spears, that he vowed to renounce his title in order to fill the comically oversized sneaker slippers left vacant by Jason Alexander and Kevin Federline.

    Wat. So he can't be King. But from the NYT link:

    The prince let it be known that he would rather abandon the throne and have a wedding in Buenos Aires than lose his bride.

    Ok, so this was an offer.
  • DjangoStonereaver: I'll still take Sweden:

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    Now THAT'S what a princess should look like!


    Cleavage and hats?
  • Any pictures of her cooch out there? A true Brittany Spears look-a-like would have one of those.
  • Gee, spend a day and evening hard at work with no distractions and what happens?  Oh nothing much, just the QUEEN ABDICATING!

    I live in Holland, Queen's Day is going to be a truly epic party this year!
  • gopher321: Get a new eye doctor, blind-article-writer


    Yeah, I'm not seeing it either. Of course it doesn't help that they don't have any decent-sized pictures of her, instead opting to show the same thumbnails over and over again.
  • GAT_00: DjangoStonereaver: I'll still take Sweden:

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    Now THAT'S what a princess should look like!

    Cleavage and hats?


    You say that as if its a bad thing........
  • Um? Don't see it either.
  • Princess Maxima has always been one of my favorite royals. I like watching the various royal families because I'm a big fan of their jewelry- and Maxima's one of the few magpie princesses left. She trots out the diamonds whenever and wherever she can.

    Now that she's going  to be Queen, she'll probably wear the giant Stuart tiara which hasn't been seen in the Netherlands in a long time- Beatrix never wore it.

    Yes, I know- my hobby is lame. As far as I'm concerned, if you watch football you've got no room to talk.
  • Andromeda: Gee, spend a day and evening hard at work with no distractions and what happens?  Oh nothing much, just the QUEEN ABDICATING!

    I live in Holland, Queen's Day is going to be a truly epic party this year!


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    They're in
  • I don't watch football


    freak
  • Dunno, I thought she kinda looked like Ms. Spears, but my 6 year old daughter just looked at the pick at the top of the article and said that's a guy.  I thought it was a little harsh, but she was insistent.
  • Genevieve Marie: Princess Maxima has always been one of my favorite royals. I like watching the various royal families because I'm a big fan of their jewelry- and Maxima's one of the few magpie princesses left. She trots out the diamonds whenever and wherever she can.

    Now that she's going  to be Queen, she'll probably wear the giant Stuart tiara which hasn't been seen in the Netherlands in a long time- Beatrix never wore it.

    Yes, I know- my hobby is lame. As far as I'm concerned, if you watch football you've got no room to talk.


    This is what is wrong with America.

    What is your analysis of the Kardashians?
  • Silly Jesus: Genevieve Marie: Princess Maxima has always been one of my favorite royals. I like watching the various royal families because I'm a big fan of their jewelry- and Maxima's one of the few magpie princesses left. She trots out the diamonds whenever and wherever she can.

    Now that she's going  to be Queen, she'll probably wear the giant Stuart tiara which hasn't been seen in the Netherlands in a long time- Beatrix never wore it.

    Yes, I know- my hobby is lame. As far as I'm concerned, if you watch football you've got no room to talk.

    This is what is wrong with America.

    What is your analysis of the Kardashians?


    I don't know anything about them, as they don't have a collection of historic jewelry that's fun to trace through the generations.
  • I read that as "Queen of the Neanderthals" and thought TFA would be about that geneticist or whatever at Harvard finding a woman to bear a Neanderthal baby...

    /need new contacts
  • But the trailer park edginess is what makes her hawt!

    /oops, I'd do it again.....
  • People concern themselves about the stupidest things.
  • Andromeda: Gee, spend a day and evening hard at work with no distractions and what happens?  Oh nothing much, just the QUEEN ABDICATING!

    I live in Holland, Queen's Day is going to be a truly epic party this year!


    Lotte, just off the main street in the red light district, is well worth the wait.
  • Genevieve Marie: Silly Jesus: Genevieve Marie: Princess Maxima has always been one of my favorite royals. I like watching the various royal families because I'm a big fan of their jewelry- and Maxima's one of the few magpie princesses left. She trots out the diamonds whenever and wherever she can.

    Now that she's going  to be Queen, she'll probably wear the giant Stuart tiara which hasn't been seen in the Netherlands in a long time- Beatrix never wore it.

    Yes, I know- my hobby is lame. As far as I'm concerned, if you watch football you've got no room to talk.

    This is what is wrong with America.

    What is your analysis of the Kardashians?

    I don't know anything about them, as they don't have a collection of historic jewelry that's fun to trace through the generations.


    Would you like to trace my family jewels?
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    Pfft. The Dutch...
    /with their cheese and their giant propeller buildings
  • Just like Brittney Spears... but without the trailer-park redneck-ness?

    So, in other words, nothing at all like Britney Spears. Got it.
  • Silly Jesus: Genevieve Marie: Silly Jesus: Genevieve Marie: Princess Maxima has always been one of my favorite royals. I like watching the various royal families because I'm a big fan of their jewelry- and Maxima's one of the few magpie princesses left. She trots out the diamonds whenever and wherever she can.

    Now that she's going  to be Queen, she'll probably wear the giant Stuart tiara which hasn't been seen in the Netherlands in a long time- Beatrix never wore it.

    Yes, I know- my hobby is lame. As far as I'm concerned, if you watch football you've got no room to talk.

    This is what is wrong with America.

    What is your analysis of the Kardashians?

    I don't know anything about them, as they don't have a collection of historic jewelry that's fun to trace through the generations.

    Would you like to trace my family jewels?


    No, I think not, but thank you for the offer.

    Somehow I doubt they'd be large or significant enough to be of any interest.
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    Pfft. The Dutch...
    /with their cheese and their giant propeller buildings


    Those are actually windmills.
  • I'd have gone with "trailer court edginess".
  • Genevieve Marie: Silly Jesus: Genevieve Marie: Silly Jesus: Genevieve Marie: Princess Maxima has always been one of my favorite royals. I like watching the various royal families because I'm a big fan of their jewelry- and Maxima's one of the few magpie princesses left. She trots out the diamonds whenever and wherever she can.

    Now that she's going  to be Queen, she'll probably wear the giant Stuart tiara which hasn't been seen in the Netherlands in a long time- Beatrix never wore it.

    Yes, I know- my hobby is lame. As far as I'm concerned, if you watch football you've got no room to talk.

    This is what is wrong with America.

    What is your analysis of the Kardashians?

    I don't know anything about them, as they don't have a collection of historic jewelry that's fun to trace through the generations.

    Would you like to trace my family jewels?

    No, I think not, but thank you for the offer.

    Somehow I doubt they'd be large or significant enough to be of any interest.


    They'd interest you if you placed them in your jewelry box.
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    Buckaroo Banzai: You remind me of someone I once knew.
    Penny Priddy: Was she... very beautiful?

    / Not obscure at all...
  • Genevieve Marie: Princess Maxima has always been one of my favorite royals. I like watching the various royal families because I'm a big fan of their jewelry- and Maxima's one of the few magpie princesses left. She trots out the diamonds whenever and wherever she can.

    Now that she's going  to be Queen, she'll probably wear the giant Stuart tiara which hasn't been seen in the Netherlands in a long time- Beatrix never wore it.

    Yes, I know- my hobby is lame. As far as I'm concerned, if you watch football you've got no room to talk.


    Eh, I'm a straight male who likes watching some of the British Royal family goings-on. I enjoyed watching some of the Diamond Jubilee stuff last year, especially that big boat parade. I wish I could have been there to see that. Seemed like a helluva party to be around, despite the fact it was raining. I must admit I also watched a bit of the wedding stuff.
  • Silly Jesus: Genevieve Marie: Silly Jesus: Genevieve Marie: Silly Jesus: Genevieve Marie: Princess Maxima has always been one of my favorite royals. I like watching the various royal families because I'm a big fan of their jewelry- and Maxima's one of the few magpie princesses left. She trots out the diamonds whenever and wherever she can.

    Now that she's going  to be Queen, she'll probably wear the giant Stuart tiara which hasn't been seen in the Netherlands in a long time- Beatrix never wore it.

    Yes, I know- my hobby is lame. As far as I'm concerned, if you watch football you've got no room to talk.

    This is what is wrong with America.

    What is your analysis of the Kardashians?

    I don't know anything about them, as they don't have a collection of historic jewelry that's fun to trace through the generations.

    Would you like to trace my family jewels?

    No, I think not, but thank you for the offer.

    Somehow I doubt they'd be large or significant enough to be of any interest.

    They'd interest you if you placed them in your jewelry box.


    See, now it's gone from slightly rude but mildly funny double entendre to crass and boring.
  • Genevieve Marie: I don't know anything about them, as they don't have a collection of historic jewelry that's fun to trace through the generations.


    I like your hobby. Its got it all -  history, art, gossip, and shiny things.
  • gopher321: Get a new eye doctor, blind-article-writer

    gameshowhost: no

    St_Francis_P: Well...she's blond. And a woman, just like Britney. So yeah, just like her.

    fusillade762: Yeah, I'm not seeing it either. Of course it doesn't help that they don't have any decent-sized pictures of her, instead opting to show the same thumbnails over and over again.

    topcon: Um? Don't see it either.


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  • topcon: Genevieve Marie: Princess Maxima has always been one of my favorite royals. I like watching the various royal families because I'm a big fan of their jewelry- and Maxima's one of the few magpie princesses left. She trots out the diamonds whenever and wherever she can.

    Now that she's going  to be Queen, she'll probably wear the giant Stuart tiara which hasn't been seen in the Netherlands in a long time- Beatrix never wore it.

    Yes, I know- my hobby is lame. As far as I'm concerned, if you watch football you've got no room to talk.

    Eh, I'm a straight male who likes watching some of the British Royal family goings-on. I enjoyed watching some of the Diamond Jubilee stuff last year, especially that big boat parade. I wish I could have been there to see that. Seemed like a helluva party to be around, despite the fact it was raining. I must admit I also watched a bit of the wedding stuff.


    I just find the pageantry and all of the traditions really fascinating- there are so many arcane protocol details in any events of state involving royalty and I find them all really interesting. Plus, I've found that familiarity with all the various royal family histories creates a pretty good framework for remembering historical dates and time periods.

    The wedding stuff was a blast. We had a good thread here about it.
  • quickdraw: Genevieve Marie: I don't know anything about them, as they don't have a collection of historic jewelry that's fun to trace through the generations.

    I like your hobby. Its got it all -  history, art, gossip, and shiny things.


    See, someone understands me.
  • Apparently some of you all are unfamiliar with the latent trend of spouting confabulations or exaggerations in a headline to precipitate views. Ya it's catching on...in an egregiously annoying fashion even.
  • It's pretty interesting to read about some of the stuff that's been around for decades...regarding the Brits, at least. They make a point of saying stuff like "This is the carriage such and such used back in 1895," and so forth...a lot of those cars, boats, and carriages have their own wikipedia entries.
  • I was on the Island of Sint Maarten for five months.I got to see Queen Beatrix on a motorcade going through the city,which only has one main road.I told a few natives the queen waved at me...They asked if I had flipped her off.They hate her..The Dutch people I met on 'The Friendly Island' are just that.

    *BUMPS HEART*

    /Peace out mon.
  • Just wanted to see if someone had made a Dr. Banzai/Penny Priddy reference yet.

    /leaves satisfied
  • Only a complete f*cking idiot would make that comparison. They look nothing alike.
  • Genevieve Marie: Silly Jesus: Genevieve Marie: Silly Jesus: Genevieve Marie: Silly Jesus: Genevieve Marie: Princess Maxima has always been one of my favorite royals. I like watching the various royal families because I'm a big fan of their jewelry- and Maxima's one of the few magpie princesses left. She trots out the diamonds whenever and wherever she can.

    Now that she's going  to be Queen, she'll probably wear the giant Stuart tiara which hasn't been seen in the Netherlands in a long time- Beatrix never wore it.

    Yes, I know- my hobby is lame. As far as I'm concerned, if you watch football you've got no room to talk.

    This is what is wrong with America.

    What is your analysis of the Kardashians?

    I don't know anything about them, as they don't have a collection of historic jewelry that's fun to trace through the generations.

    Would you like to trace my family jewels?

    No, I think not, but thank you for the offer.

    Somehow I doubt they'd be large or significant enough to be of any interest.

    They'd interest you if you placed them in your jewelry box.

    See, now it's gone from slightly rude but mildly funny double entendre to crass and boring.


    That's usually the progression of my dates.
  • topcon: It's pretty interesting to read about some of the stuff that's been around for decades...regarding the Brits, at least. They make a point of saying stuff like "This is the carriage such and such used back in 1895," and so forth...a lot of those cars, boats, and carriages have their own wikipedia entries.


    Yup- All of the carriages involved in the Royal Wedding were used for other historically significant occasions as well. Trooping the Colour is another event that's always really fun to watch.

    Did you know someone fired at the Queen once at Trooping the Colur, back when she was younger and still riding side saddle in the procession? The gun was loaded with blanks, but she wasn't even ruffled- just controlled her horse, kept it from going nuts and let her guards take care of business.
  • I have no idea what to say

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    So here's a picture of a princess with a pancake on her head

    / no PS skillz
  • Subby seems to have the same problem identifying human faces as the Sandy Hook truthers.
  • Queen Maxima is a pretty cool name, like a 60s B movie Sci Fi villain. Queen Maxima: Destroyer of Worlds!
  • Is Britney Spears still a thing?
  • KiwDaWabbit: Dear Silly Jesus and Genevieve Marie, I am thoroughly entertained.


    We do what we can :)
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