Pica.... No I did not RTFA. I don't want to in case I'm wrong.

From the comments: "how many calories are in cat hair?"

Well, Caturday seems to have arrived six days early.

Fano: From the comments: "how many calories are in cat hair?"

more if it's covered with semen

skinink: Well, Caturday seems to have arrived six days early.

And this owner is enjoying a perpetual weekend.

This chick should GIS "Bezoar" before licking any more pussy...

A fat girl that likes to lick pussy, WOW !

Biatch is crazy.

Does she get cheesed out of her farking mind too?

Ugh -- the worst is trying to roll a joint and noticing a fluff of cat hair has drifted into your ground up stuff.

No actually the worst is not noticing the cat hair.

Shiat looks like Apollo Creed's chest hair from here...

"Well my cat kept licking herself, so I figured she must taste good..."

It is things like this that make me not want to date again.

Hooo boy, she's not very attractive

between Maury, Jerry, Dr.Phil and A&E this lady should make a bundle.

Maybe she's just a really confused lesbian?

catalingus

There once was a crazy Lisa
Who preferred cat hair to pizza
She doesn't like mutts
And won't lick cat butts
But needs some milk of magnesia

The cat hair thing made me want to puke... But I thought she was kind of cute. I guess that's my strange addiction.

Ray_Peranus: [www.geekcasual.com image 400x300]

That looks like Tubifex worm soup. Please tell me it's not.

'Enough already!'

I recently started watching that My Strange Addiction show on netflix. Most of them are silly/harmless (rock eating lady grew up down the street from my bf) but the last episode about the lady who carried her dead husbands ashes around in an urn and actually started EATING them ruined the show. It grossed me out and made me really sad for her.

This lady grosses me out too. Now I'm sad :(

mikefinch: Ugh -- the worst is trying to roll a joint and noticing a fluff of cat hair has drifted into your ground up stuff.

No actually the worst is not noticing the cat hair.

or half a worm

Can't .... stop .... dry heaving.

All I have to say is a-hoook----a-hoook----a-hoook----a-hoo ok----a-hoook----a-hoook----a-h oookGROK

The worst part is, she won't clean up her hairballs. Just leaves them all over the apartment.

And don't even ASK how she puts on lipstick

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/googles fark + cat + lipstick

How else are you supposed to keep your pets clean? Am I missing something?

Whenever my cat licks me all I can think of is that she's doing it to scrape off the outer hide so she can more easily get at the tasty meat underneath.

fusillade762: Whenever my cat licks me all I can think of is that she's doing it to scrape off the outer hide so she can more easily get at the tasty meat underneath.

Well, I hope I'm not ruining your mental image, but it's just to get the salt.

Three-Fifty: Can't .... stop .... dry heaving.

Hold on to the feelin'....

/Streetlight people

Slackananda, well played

mikefinch: Ugh -- the worst is trying to roll a joint and noticing a fluff of cat hair has drifted into your ground up stuff.

No actually the worst is not noticing the cat hair.

THIS

I thought this thread would have gone in a much different direction.

/not disappointed
//just...odd

SarcasticFark: And don't even ASK how she puts on lipstick

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HOTY candidate.

Oh gosh, I so want to say it.....

Chafed Willi: SarcasticFark: And don't even ASK how she puts on lipstick

/golfclap.jpg

HOTY candidate.

Agreed!

Eats the cat's fur? C'mon man! She looks like she could eat a whole shelter of cats in one sitting. I guess from her looks she can be content that no one will probably never eat her.

Ray_Peranus: [www.geekcasual.com image 400x300]

No

reklamfox: I recently started watching that My Strange Addiction show on netflix. Most of them are silly/harmless (rock eating lady grew up down the street from my bf) but the last episode about the lady who carried her dead husbands ashes around in an urn and actually started EATING them ruined the show. It grossed me out and made me really sad for her.

This lady grosses me out too. Now I'm sad :(

Me too. WTF Fark, between this and the tampon eating lady story, I've been nauseous all night.

untaken_name: fusillade762: Whenever my cat licks me all I can think of is that she's doing it to scrape off the outer hide so she can more easily get at the tasty meat underneath.

Well, I hope I'm not ruining your mental image, but it's just to get the salt.

That's just what your cat wants you to think.

Christ, just thinking about the headline makes me ill.

My cat has very long, very fine fur, and I'm sure I've swallowed enough of it by accident to have furballs of my very own. I can't even IMAGINE doing it on purpose.

slackananda: Three-Fifty: Can't .... stop .... dry heaving.

Hold on to the feelin'....

/Streetlight people

Win!

untaken_name: fusillade762: Whenever my cat licks me all I can think of is that she's doing it to scrape off the outer hide so she can more easily get at the tasty meat underneath.

Well, I hope I'm not ruining your mental image, but it's just to get the salt.

Not necessarily, cats do participate in social grooming, albeit to a smaller extent than primates do.

/had to look it up after a WTF moment when my cat started licking my head.

Came for lipstick off the counter, mostly satisfied

I have a cat for her if I can figure out how to get it to her. G-D why did you make cats? Just to piss me off?

The cat's in the kettle at the silver spoon...