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   Do you hate it when your cat's hair gets in your food? This woman not only doesn't mind, she takes it straight from the source. And don't even ASK how she puts on lipstick

28 Jan 2013 08:27 PM   |   6534 clicks   |   Gawker
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thatboyoverthere     
Pica.... No I did not RTFA. I don't want to in case I'm wrong.

28 Jan 2013 08:29 PM
Ray_Peranus     
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28 Jan 2013 08:30 PM
Fano    [TotalFark]  
From the comments: "how many calories are in cat hair?"

28 Jan 2013 08:31 PM
skinink     
Well, Caturday seems to have arrived six days early.

28 Jan 2013 08:32 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     

Fano: From the comments: "how many calories are in cat hair?"


more if it's covered with semen

28 Jan 2013 08:33 PM
hodge-podge     

skinink: Well, Caturday seems to have arrived six days early.


And this owner is enjoying a perpetual weekend.

28 Jan 2013 08:37 PM
LoneVVolf     
This chick should GIS "Bezoar" before licking any more pussy...

28 Jan 2013 08:39 PM
manitobamadman     
A fat girl that likes to lick pussy, WOW !

28 Jan 2013 08:39 PM
untaken_name     
Biatch is crazy.

28 Jan 2013 08:40 PM
Mixolydian Master     
Does she get cheesed out of her farking mind too?

28 Jan 2013 08:43 PM
mikefinch     
Ugh -- the worst is trying to roll a joint and noticing a fluff of cat hair has drifted into your ground up stuff.

No actually the worst is not noticing the cat hair.

28 Jan 2013 08:45 PM
berylman     
Shiat looks like Apollo Creed's chest hair from here...

28 Jan 2013 08:46 PM
MrEricSir     
"Well my cat kept licking herself, so I figured she must taste good..."

28 Jan 2013 08:52 PM
Thisbymaster     
It is things like this that make me not want to date again.

28 Jan 2013 08:53 PM
Brick-House     
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28 Jan 2013 08:55 PM
Salmon     
Hooo boy, she's not very attractive

28 Jan 2013 09:00 PM
KrispyKritter     
between Maury, Jerry, Dr.Phil and A&E this lady should make a bundle.

28 Jan 2013 09:00 PM
SpdrJay     
Maybe she's just a really confused lesbian?

28 Jan 2013 09:01 PM
offacue     
catalingus

28 Jan 2013 09:05 PM
slackananda     
There once was a crazy Lisa
Who preferred cat hair to pizza
She doesn't like mutts
And won't lick cat butts
But needs some milk of magnesia

28 Jan 2013 09:06 PM
p the boiler     
The cat hair thing made me want to puke... But I thought she was kind of cute. I guess that's my strange addiction.

28 Jan 2013 09:06 PM
Archimedes' Principal     

Ray_Peranus: [www.geekcasual.com image 400x300]


That looks like Tubifex worm soup. Please tell me it's not.

28 Jan 2013 09:12 PM
blottoman     
'Enough already!'

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28 Jan 2013 09:12 PM
reklamfox     
I recently started watching that My Strange Addiction show on netflix. Most of them are silly/harmless (rock eating lady grew up down the street from my bf) but the last episode about the lady who carried her dead husbands ashes around in an urn and actually started EATING them ruined the show. It grossed me out and made me really sad for her.

This lady grosses me out too. Now I'm sad :(

28 Jan 2013 09:14 PM
vudukungfu     

mikefinch: Ugh -- the worst is trying to roll a joint and noticing a fluff of cat hair has drifted into your ground up stuff.

No actually the worst is not noticing the cat hair.


or half a worm

28 Jan 2013 09:14 PM
Three-Fifty     
Can't .... stop .... dry heaving.

28 Jan 2013 09:20 PM
KidneyStone     
All I have to say is a-hoook----a-hoook----a-hoook----a-hoo ok----a-hoook----a-hoook----a-h oookGROK

28 Jan 2013 09:22 PM
untaken_name     
The worst part is, she won't clean up her hairballs. Just leaves them all over the apartment.

28 Jan 2013 09:23 PM
SarcasticFark     
And don't even ASK how she puts on lipstick

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28 Jan 2013 09:23 PM
SN1987a goes boom     
/googles fark + cat + lipstick

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28 Jan 2013 09:27 PM
MrHappyRotter     
How else are you supposed to keep your pets clean? Am I missing something?

28 Jan 2013 09:32 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
Whenever my cat licks me all I can think of is that she's doing it to scrape off the outer hide so she can more easily get at the tasty meat underneath.

28 Jan 2013 09:37 PM
untaken_name     

fusillade762: Whenever my cat licks me all I can think of is that she's doing it to scrape off the outer hide so she can more easily get at the tasty meat underneath.


Well, I hope I'm not ruining your mental image, but it's just to get the salt.

28 Jan 2013 09:39 PM
slackananda     

Three-Fifty: Can't .... stop .... dry heaving.


Hold on to the feelin'....

/Streetlight people

28 Jan 2013 09:40 PM
Salmon     
Slackananda, well played

28 Jan 2013 09:58 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  

mikefinch: Ugh -- the worst is trying to roll a joint and noticing a fluff of cat hair has drifted into your ground up stuff.

No actually the worst is not noticing the cat hair.


THIS

28 Jan 2013 10:11 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  
I thought this thread would have gone in a much different direction.

/not disappointed
//just...odd

28 Jan 2013 10:15 PM
Chafed Willi     

SarcasticFark: And don't even ASK how she puts on lipstick

/golfclap.jpg


HOTY candidate.

28 Jan 2013 10:40 PM
BenJammin     
Oh gosh, I so want to say it.....

28 Jan 2013 10:40 PM
SarcasticFark     

Chafed Willi: SarcasticFark: And don't even ASK how she puts on lipstick

/golfclap.jpg

HOTY candidate.


Agreed!

28 Jan 2013 11:09 PM
boinkingbill     
Eats the cat's fur? C'mon man! She looks like she could eat a whole shelter of cats in one sitting. I guess from her looks she can be content that no one will probably never eat her.

28 Jan 2013 11:11 PM
Canton     

Ray_Peranus: [www.geekcasual.com image 400x300]


No

28 Jan 2013 11:27 PM
Witness99    [TotalFark]  

reklamfox: I recently started watching that My Strange Addiction show on netflix. Most of them are silly/harmless (rock eating lady grew up down the street from my bf) but the last episode about the lady who carried her dead husbands ashes around in an urn and actually started EATING them ruined the show. It grossed me out and made me really sad for her.

This lady grosses me out too. Now I'm sad :(


Me too. WTF Fark, between this and the tampon eating lady story, I've been nauseous all night.

28 Jan 2013 11:49 PM
Jument     

untaken_name: fusillade762: Whenever my cat licks me all I can think of is that she's doing it to scrape off the outer hide so she can more easily get at the tasty meat underneath.

Well, I hope I'm not ruining your mental image, but it's just to get the salt.


That's just what your cat wants you to think.

29 Jan 2013 12:06 AM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Christ, just thinking about the headline makes me ill.

My cat has very long, very fine fur, and I'm sure I've swallowed enough of it by accident to have furballs of my very own. I can't even IMAGINE doing it on purpose.

29 Jan 2013 12:47 AM
GranoblasticMan     

slackananda: Three-Fifty: Can't .... stop .... dry heaving.

Hold on to the feelin'....

/Streetlight people


Win!

29 Jan 2013 03:12 AM
Cheese eating surrender monkey     

untaken_name: fusillade762: Whenever my cat licks me all I can think of is that she's doing it to scrape off the outer hide so she can more easily get at the tasty meat underneath.

Well, I hope I'm not ruining your mental image, but it's just to get the salt.


Not necessarily, cats do participate in social grooming, albeit to a smaller extent than primates do.

/had to look it up after a WTF moment when my cat started licking my head.

29 Jan 2013 04:44 AM
JayR30     
Came for lipstick off the counter, mostly satisfied

29 Jan 2013 09:11 AM
NeoBad     
I have a cat for her if I can figure out how to get it to her. G-D why did you make cats? Just to piss me off?

29 Jan 2013 10:33 AM
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf     
The cat's in the kettle at the silver spoon...

29 Jan 2013 10:56 AM
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