What is the response to the "Exactly how intense was this rough sex session?" query?

/Slinks out of thread

Shoot.. a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Las Vegas with all that stuff.

The bat is also being held for questioning:

L.D. Ablo: The bat is also being held for questioning:

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What a bat with six knives attached might look like.

No knife-gun?
Amateurs

Or, as they call it on fark, your average gun control thread..

So are we talking a homemade spear or something like a dagger-axe configuration?

/Oblig

A third man, Joshua Hussey from Dover, was arrested last week.

I see.. was it related? Or was he just a third man?

I killed a guy with a trident

They did it like this, they did it like that.

TIR contestant?

Wanted for questioning

quite. punchable. faces.

... the Aristocrats?

Crewmannumber6: I killed a guy with a trident

Don't get bogged down in details.  The important thing is that OUR VIEWERS helped catch these  guys so we're SUPER!

conspiracy to commit criminal threatening

It sounds like they were threatening. Does the conspiracy make it worse?

A wooden pole with a knife attached?  If only there were a single word that could be used to describe such a weapon.

Wow, just wow.

Tips from WMUR viewers led investigators to two men douchebags suspected in connection with a road rage incident in Middleton.

There, that's better.

Sounds like a typical Tuesday Night at the in-laws.

KniiiiiifeWRENNNNNCH

Did you see this link at the bottom? OMG a woman being threatened by an ex was able to shoot him with a handgun to save herself...Ban Handguns?!


Lamark Tucker Sr. dies after being shot while riding on hood of ex's car, deputies sayOfficials: Woman won't be charged

Read more:  http://www.wmur.com/Lamark-Tucker-Sr- dies-after-being-shot-while-ridi n g-on-hood-of-ex-s-car-deputies-say/-/9 858568/18303476/-/mnuqj0/-/index .html#ixzz2Jap4Shli

Its the New Hampshire way.

Is the word "zombie" used at all in the article? 'Cos with a headline like that, I would not be surprised.

Treygreen13: A third man, Joshua Hussey from Dover, was arrested last week.

I see.. was it related? Or was he just a third man?

Anton Karas.

Cool...sounds like my daughter's birthday party made Fark!  For the record, those piñatas can be a real biatch to break open.

Boy, that escalated quickly. . . I mean that really got out of hand fast!

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and that's why i carry a old school hand operated sausage grinder in my car trunk. some punk gets mouthy on me, hamburger city. waste not, want not.

Conspiracy to threaten?  Are lawyers just making shiat up now?

I'm conspiring to cook a steak and get drunk, not necessarily in that order.  I wonder how much i'm looking at.

Were bystanders heard to be chanting "Two men enter, one man leaves"?

Treygreen13: A third man, Joshua Hussey from Dover, was arrested last week.

I see.. was it related? Or was he just a third man?

I told you to go away, Martins. This isn't Santa Fe. I'm not a sheriff and you aren't a cowboy. You've been blundering around with the worst bunch of racketeers in Vienna, your precious Harry's friends, and now you're wanted for murder.

A picture of the perpetrator.

WeenerGord: Did you see this link at the bottom? OMG a woman being threatened by an ex was able to shoot him with a handgun to save herself...Ban Handguns?!


Lamark Tucker Sr. dies after being shot while riding on hood of ex's car, deputies sayOfficials: Woman won't be charged

Read more:  http://www.wmur.com/Lamark-Tucker-Sr-d ies-after-being-shot-while-ridi n g-on-hood-of-ex-s-car-deputies-say/-/9 858568/18303476/-/mnuqj0/-/index .html#ixzz2Jap4Shli

If only these two had guns, they could have shot each other.

Mister Peejay: Were bystanders heard to be chanting "Two men enter, one man leaves"?

He has the mind of a child

Raise you one large hammer.

Crewmannumber6: I killed a guy with a trident

How much gum did you have to shove into him to get him to choke to death!?