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   It's difficult out in the wild for a bro with nothing but a cheese knife, blowtorch, French press, gin, tonic water, axe to throw at logs and a little nylon island all to himself

31 Jan 2013 05:06 PM   |   12376 clicks   |   Gawker
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Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo     
If one of you talented types could intercut this video with footage from Grizzly Man, I'd be much obliged.

31 Jan 2013 05:09 PM
No Time To Explain     
Sounds like a perfect vacation for MacGyver

31 Jan 2013 05:12 PM
targus     
watch the last 3 seconds. I am pretty sure thats will wheaton on the right  side.

31 Jan 2013 05:14 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

31 Jan 2013 05:14 PM
Bslim     
Possibly the gayest fad yet.

31 Jan 2013 05:15 PM
Citrate1007     
The human race is doomed. Farking hipsters.

31 Jan 2013 05:16 PM
Ow! That was my feelings!     

Artisanal Manliness?

Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! *gasp, gasp* Bwahahahahaaaaa!!!!


"they unload cars and set up a campsite even though no one specifically told them to do that. "


Careful, don't break a nail, guys!


31 Jan 2013 05:17 PM
IRQ12     
"....and after we gave each other a soothing massage in the moonlight...."

31 Jan 2013 05:18 PM
moefuggenbrew     
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31 Jan 2013 05:19 PM
theorellior    [TotalFark]  
Subby here. You owe it to yourselves to watch the unedited version of the video on Vimeo. I couldn't decide whether to laugh or facepalm. Also, I can't tell whether this is parody or real. Too much time in the Politics Tab has got me seeing Poe's Law everywhere.

31 Jan 2013 05:21 PM
Heist     
I read the article and thought it was excessively cynical; a respect and appreciation for nature is always a good thing, and if it takes a cheesy hipster-targeted "wilderness expedition" to achieve that, then, I guess that's ok.

Then I watched the video. Yeah, I stand corrected.

31 Jan 2013 05:21 PM
Dresden89     
ugh, I don't know how to convey how I feel about this. It's like he's so farking proud he's the first one to figure out camping, and he's not even doing it right. It's like a spoiled little shiat telling a grizzled oil worker how he had a really tough day mowing the lawn but now he know what really hard work is about.

31 Jan 2013 05:22 PM
busy chillin'     
keep that sh*t simple. a tent, some gear in a pack, good friends and a few beers.

SMH at this overwrought hipster camping

31 Jan 2013 05:22 PM
busy chillin'     

theorellior: Subby here. You owe it to yourselves to watch the unedited version of the video on Vimeo. I couldn't decide whether to laugh or facepalm. Also, I can't tell whether this is parody or real. Too much time in the Politics Tab has got me seeing Poe's Law everywhere.


I couldn't tell either, but I am leaning toward's real, but you're right, maybe we are all getting trolled. I hope.

31 Jan 2013 05:23 PM
theorellior    [TotalFark]  

fusillade762: Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests.


I know "JO" probably means something very New Agey but I immediately parsed it as "jerk off".

31 Jan 2013 05:24 PM
Hydra    [TotalFark]  

fusillade762: Manhood Camping

Manhood Camping Firequest. Lookin' for a 100% for real bros to share/experience manhood in all its glory. This is for real, I don't want to waste my time or yours. 100% JO and manhood, no sugar added. I AM NOT GAY. Don't even think this is a sex thing, it's all about manhood.

Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests.

THIS IS NOT A SEX THING.


Soooo... it's a sex thing?

31 Jan 2013 05:26 PM
here to help     

theorellior: fusillade762: Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests.

I know "JO" probably means something very New Agey but I immediately parsed it as "jerk off".


No... you parsed correctly.

31 Jan 2013 05:27 PM
UsikFark     
Yes, but was it too warm for the Brie?

31 Jan 2013 05:27 PM
abhorrent1     
Artisanal Manliness? That's it,  I'm joining a farking militia so we can take this country back.

31 Jan 2013 05:27 PM
Maud Dib     
When we camp, it's more like this..

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31 Jan 2013 05:27 PM
targus     
Im telling you thats wheaton at the end on the right side. looks dead on.

31 Jan 2013 05:28 PM
perigee     
"No man is an island - yet every man has a little peninsula, and every man has a safe harbor. And we shared them with each other, under the starry sky..."

31 Jan 2013 05:33 PM
Ow! That was my feelings!     
$3500. Three thousand, five hundred dollars to rent a glorified dirt bike and camp for 3 nights. This is the funniest shiat I've seen in a long time. Thanks theorellior!

31 Jan 2013 05:36 PM
cantsleep     
I just threw up a little.

31 Jan 2013 05:36 PM
theorellior    [TotalFark]  

perigee: "No man is an island - yet every man has a little peninsula, and every man has a safe harbor. And we shared them with each other, under the starry sky..."


See, I know it's de rigeur to make gay jokes, but the whole group, setup and video were so bloodless I just can't see any of them indulging in homosex or any other similar activity. Things like that would mess up their artisanal stubble and matching chukka boots and might keep those rosemary-marinated prawns from going down properly.

31 Jan 2013 05:40 PM
unyon    [TotalFark]  
DWTFV, but we eat like kings when we're camping.  There's nothing better than eating first class in inhospitable conditions.  And it's a treat to be able to pull out the iPad and catch that football game when you're fireside.  It's akin to Amish with internet.

/judge me all you want, I got this shiat dialled in

31 Jan 2013 05:40 PM
theorellior    [TotalFark]  

Ow! That was my feelings!: $3500. Three thousand, five hundred dollars to rent a glorified dirt bike and camp for 3 nights. This is the funniest shiat I've seen in a long time. Thanks theorellior!


De nada. I felt it was my duty to share with my fellow Farkers this heartwarming journey of shared hardship and discovery.

31 Jan 2013 05:41 PM
casual disregard     
I read the Farkline and thought "WTF am I reading."

So I middle-clicked the link to open it in a new tab, but I forgot about it.

About thirty minutes later I noticed the tab and started reading. My reaction was "WTF am I reading."

I closed the tab, thinking I had misclicked somewhere.

Then I came back to Fark and I noticed the Farkline and thought "WTF am I reading."

It's an awful cycle.

31 Jan 2013 05:42 PM
louiedog     
I grew up in the middle of nowhere on a dirt road with the only sign of other people being a light at a farm that was a few miles away. Spending all day outside and then walking in to a warm bed, hot water, and a well stocked fridge and pantry was nice. I love nature, but I've never felt an urge to go camping or do whatever it is that this video is about. That's not a knock against camping. Plenty of my friends who grew up in a very similar way love to camp. I just don't feel like I need the uncomfortable nights to complete my experience and I don't feel like I'm missing whatever the guys in that video apparently found.

Also, when I go back there, I don't put away my phone to get rid of the distraction. I put it away because I can't get a signal. How far away from civilization are these guys going?

31 Jan 2013 05:43 PM
knowless     
i laughed so hard i cried, i am buying a farking motorcycle this summer.

31 Jan 2013 05:43 PM
theMagni    [TotalFark]  

theorellior: Ow! That was my feelings!: $3500. Three thousand, five hundred dollars to rent a glorified dirt bike and camp for 3 nights. This is the funniest shiat I've seen in a long time. Thanks theorellior!

De nada. I felt it was my duty to share with my fellow Farkers this heartwarming journey of shared hardship and discovery.


I'm in the wrong business.

31 Jan 2013 05:44 PM
LoneVVolf     
That all sounds gayer than watching Brokeback Mountain while sandwiched between Richard Simmons and George Takei.

31 Jan 2013 05:44 PM
phyrkrakr     
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31 Jan 2013 05:46 PM
vanisleloki     
I would cry for them, but real men don't.

31 Jan 2013 05:48 PM
Clemkadidlefark     
Farking city people.

31 Jan 2013 05:52 PM
obamadidcoke     
Is that real, or is it a Portlandia type parody.
'cause if it's a parody then it's pretty cool but if its real, man o man.

/that can't be real

31 Jan 2013 05:54 PM
elk-tamer     
That seemed like a parody to me. Does anyone not like those douchey trips though?

31 Jan 2013 05:55 PM
Maud Dib     
All dudebromans? Artis-anal indeed.

31 Jan 2013 05:55 PM
obamadidcoke     
I got to believe that is a parody

31 Jan 2013 05:57 PM
EdNortonsTwin     
These guys didn't farking even kill anything.   Pffft

31 Jan 2013 06:04 PM
airplayne     
Totally bogus.  You can find much better keychains here.

31 Jan 2013 06:07 PM
Ow! That was my feelings!     

obamadidcoke: Is that real, or is it a Portlandia type parody.
'cause if it's a parody then it's pretty cool but if its real, man o man.

/that can't be real



Maybe, but having met more than my fair share of 'urban hipster-types' it's believable to me.  Whatever, I laughed.

31 Jan 2013 06:11 PM
TheDirtyNacho     

Ow! That was my feelings!: obamadidcoke: Is that real, or is it a Portlandia type parody.
'cause if it's a parody then it's pretty cool but if its real, man o man.

/that can't be real


Maybe, but having met more than my fair share of 'urban hipster-types' it's believable to me.  Whatever, I laughed.



Californians

31 Jan 2013 06:19 PM
ReverendJynxed     
So did they eat any Brownies?

31 Jan 2013 06:41 PM
WordyGrrl     
This article contains the word "bosom," a charming word that doesn't get nearly enough use. Bosom.

31 Jan 2013 06:46 PM
libranoelrose    [TotalFark]  

WordyGrrl: This article contains the word "bosom," a charming word that doesn't get nearly enough use. Bosom.


Go on...

31 Jan 2013 06:52 PM
tcan     
If this isn't a parody then I weep for mankind.Or a least for white urban males.

31 Jan 2013 06:54 PM
Rich Cream     
There is a difference between picnicking and camping.

31 Jan 2013 06:59 PM
Full Blown Jimbo     

theorellior: Subby here. You owe it to yourselves to watch the unedited version of the video on Vimeo. I couldn't decide whether to laugh or facepalm. Also, I can't tell whether this is parody or real. Too much time in the Politics Tab has got me seeing Poe's Law everywhere.


I watched it, and I was horrified. It's real.

31 Jan 2013 06:59 PM
mprojekt    [TotalFark]  

TheDirtyNacho: Ow! That was my feelings!: obamadidcoke: Is that real, or is it a Portlandia type parody.
'cause if it's a parody then it's pretty cool but if its real, man o man.

/that can't be real


Maybe, but having met more than my fair share of 'urban hipster-types' it's believable to me.  Whatever, I laughed.


Californians


Actually, the term is "city slickers." We tend to call them flatlanders, tenderfoots, and/or turkeys.

You can find them in every city on this dirtball. Texas has quite a few, as I recall. Seen 'em all over Houston and Austin, like ants scurrying around. New York City is chock full of them too.

31 Jan 2013 07:02 PM
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