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31 Jan 2013 07:04 PM   |   16316 clicks   |   Tablet Magazine
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Rindred     
Finally! That explains the smell. Seawater and 60-year old Nazi poop...

31 Jan 2013 03:44 PM
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AdolfOliverPanties     
Isn't Hitler's Toilet the official nickname for Jersey?

31 Jan 2013 03:50 PM
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nekom    [TotalFark]  
Hitler's Toilet would make a fine punk rock band name, or fark handle.

31 Jan 2013 03:50 PM
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Eddie Adams from Torrance    [TotalFark]  
I think I found the name for my next band.

31 Jan 2013 03:50 PM
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Eddie Adams from Torrance    [TotalFark]  

nekom: Hitler's Toilet would make a fine punk rock band name, or fark handle.


*shakes tiny fist*

31 Jan 2013 03:51 PM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
He wanted to ride it down the Thames in London and go live in Windsor Palace when he invaded.

That's a pretty impressive feat on a toilet.

31 Jan 2013 04:05 PM
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FloydA    [TotalFark]  
I've heard Snooki called many names, but that's a bit over the top, subby.

31 Jan 2013 05:13 PM
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Apos     
Mein kampf kot

31 Jan 2013 05:30 PM
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Solid State Vittles    [TotalFark]  
The Rise and Fall of the Turd Reich.

31 Jan 2013 05:33 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
shiatler

31 Jan 2013 05:35 PM
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L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
I can think of a few people who deserve a swirlie in Hitler's toilet.

31 Jan 2013 05:41 PM
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Aar1012     
When I was at university, I had to visit the archives at the library and the archivist gave me a tour.

We stopped in a room that with a giant map of Normandy on the wall. The archivist told me how it was items that belonged to Cornelius Ryan (author of 'The Longest Day'). The archivist pulled out a slab of granite and handed it to us. As we held it and looked at it, he read a letter from Walter Cronkite. Cronkite wrote that this slab of granite was, in fact, a part of Hitler's urinal.

I've touched Hitler's urinal

31 Jan 2013 06:00 PM
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Flint Ironstag     
FTA: like a British version ofAntiques Roadshow

Antiques Roadshow is a British show. The US make a version under licence.

31 Jan 2013 06:14 PM
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jehovahs witness protection     
And it's the least shiatty part of Jersey. Or the entire northeast for that matter.

31 Jan 2013 06:17 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
Evilest. Toilet. EVAR.

31 Jan 2013 06:20 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
imagesw.frugalvillage.com

31 Jan 2013 06:33 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
fromthebathroomwall.comfromthebathroomwall.com2.bp.blogspot.com

31 Jan 2013 06:44 PM
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unfarkingbelievable     

AdolfOliverPanties: Isn't Hitler's Toilet the official nickname for Jersey?


No, actually, it's the official nickname for your mother.

31 Jan 2013 07:08 PM
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vudukungfu     
The knobs on the faucet bear text written in Blackletter-the famous and classically German family of typefaces that Hitler adored. (The Nazis, in 1933, chased typographer Jan Tschichold out of Germany for advocating use of sans-serif fonts instead of Blackletter, among other design travesties.)

It was a Jew who suggested Comic Sans.

31 Jan 2013 07:08 PM
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Ow! That was my feelings!     
Man, that's a harsh way to describe Newark. Not wrong, necessarily...

31 Jan 2013 07:09 PM
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jprogram     
almost like the one shown on robot chicken

31 Jan 2013 07:10 PM
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Makh    [TotalFark]  
Mein Furher, your toilet was shipped to New Jersey last night.

31 Jan 2013 07:13 PM
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i upped my meds-up yours     

vudukungfu: The knobs on the faucet bear text written in Blackletter-the famous and classically German family of typefaces that Hitler adored. (The Nazis, in 1933, chased typographer Jan Tschichold out of Germany for advocating use of sans-serif fonts instead of Blackletter, among other design travesties.)

It was a Jew who suggested Comic Sans.


It was Jews who invented comics, so this is entirely appropriate.

31 Jan 2013 07:13 PM
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laars     
Fark come for the toilet humor, stay for the antisemitism!

31 Jan 2013 07:20 PM
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vudukungfu     

i upped my meds-up yours: It was Jews who invented comics, so this is entirely appropriate.


Well, I didn't want to Maus around and Godwin this thread.

31 Jan 2013 07:20 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     

vudukungfu: The knobs on the faucet bear text written in Blackletter-the famous and classically German family of typefaces that Hitler adored. (The Nazis, in 1933, chased typographer Jan Tschichold out of Germany for advocating use of sans-serif fonts instead of Blackletter, among other design travesties.)

It was a Jew who suggested Comic Sans.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sütterl inschrift

31 Jan 2013 07:21 PM
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MrEricSir     
Where's the Toilettensitz?

(Even if you speak as little German as I do, I bet you can figure out what that word means.)

31 Jan 2013 07:21 PM
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Brick-House     
Here it is in use trying to flush away a couple of New Jersey turds

i.dailymail.co.uk

31 Jan 2013 07:22 PM
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sheep snorter     
And the teabaggers start a bidding war to save a piece of their beloved history.

/They sure do love the parts where Hitler decimated undesirables.
//They really love the nationalism and thinking as one big giant derp.
///they really hate the socialism parts.

31 Jan 2013 07:23 PM
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thisisarepeat     
Meh...Saddam had nicer shiatters.

31 Jan 2013 07:23 PM
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thisisarepeat     

sheep snorter: And the teabaggers start a bidding war to save a piece of their beloved history.

/They sure do love the parts where Hitler decimated undesirables.
//They really love the nationalism and thinking as one big giant derp.
///they really hate the socialism parts.


1/10

31 Jan 2013 07:24 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  

unfarkingbelievable: AdolfOliverPanties: Isn't Hitler's Toilet the official nickname for Jersey?

No, actually, it's the official nickname for your mother.


i love you man.

/ action park in the house

31 Jan 2013 07:24 PM
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KellyKellyKelly     

31 Jan 2013 07:26 PM
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brap    [TotalFark]  
That article was much more interesting than it deserved to be.

31 Jan 2013 07:28 PM
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Glancing Blow     
I like Hitler's Crapper better.

31 Jan 2013 07:29 PM
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IrishBlunder     
Unavailable for comment...
www.wearysloth.com
...obviously.

31 Jan 2013 07:30 PM
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vudukungfu     

Fark Rye For Many Whores: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sütterli nschrift


und?

31 Jan 2013 07:31 PM
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vudukungfu     

IrishBlunder: Unavailable for comment...
[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]
...obviously.


Toymaker, not a toilet maker.

31 Jan 2013 07:32 PM
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UsikFark    [TotalFark]  

KellyKellyKelly: It's been listed on Roadside America's site for a while.


"Is it authentic?"
"Yep, never been scrubbed!"

31 Jan 2013 07:32 PM
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skinink     

nekom: Hitler's Toilet would make a fine punk rock band name, or fark handle.


I like the handle Joy Division better.

31 Jan 2013 07:33 PM
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Super Chronic     
I'm pretty sure Hitler's Toilet Township is an actual community in Hudson County.

31 Jan 2013 07:34 PM
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LeilaK    [TotalFark]  
It seems Der Führer didn't clean under the rim.

31 Jan 2013 07:38 PM
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MrHappyRotter     
Hilter's toilet found in New Jersey.  STILL ALIVE

31 Jan 2013 07:38 PM
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A stranger in the Alps     
You know who else had a toilet? ... oh wait.

31 Jan 2013 07:40 PM
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Oldiron_79     
Even Hitler deserves a better fate than New Jersey

31 Jan 2013 07:41 PM
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TeddyRooseveltsMustache     
Good, because that toilet is responsible for so many war crimes....

31 Jan 2013 07:41 PM
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geekbikerskum     

skinink: nekom: Hitler's Toilet would make a fine punk rock band name, or fark handle.

I like the handle Joy Division better.


Yeah, it's got more of a Hook to it.

/puns are the bassist form of humor

31 Jan 2013 07:44 PM
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AcneVulgaris     
Wait... I thought Hitler's Toilet was the capital of New Jersey.

31 Jan 2013 07:45 PM
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Dead for Tax Reasons     
Imagine what evil came out of him whilst on that. And all those nazi ideas he thought of too

31 Jan 2013 07:47 PM
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i upped my meds-up yours     

brap: That article was much more interesting than it deserved to be.


Damn cosmopolitan, culturally literate Jews. They can even make Hitler's toilet interesting.

31 Jan 2013 07:48 PM
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