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   This will confuse those with dyslexia: Doritos is releasing Taco Bell-flavored chips

31 Jan 2013 05:22 PM   |   5902 clicks   |   Foodbeast
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bikerbob59     
The circle is complete.

31 Jan 2013 05:23 PM
worlddan     
Did not. I read it as "This will confuse those with Doritos: dyslexia is releasing Taco Chip-flavored bells."

That makes sense to me.

31 Jan 2013 05:24 PM
Spanky_McFarksalot     
www.fritolay.comView Full Size


Been done, and with better taste

31 Jan 2013 05:24 PM
Begoggle     
Yeah, no.

31 Jan 2013 05:24 PM
ArcadianRefugee     
Someone just divided by culinary zero.

31 Jan 2013 05:25 PM
reaperducer     
Not new.  These have been out before.  I know because they're awesome.

Oh, and this:

i13.photobucket.comView Full Size

31 Jan 2013 05:25 PM
odinsposse     
businessboomcollective.comView Full Size

31 Jan 2013 05:25 PM
mrlewish     
Doritos: now with the shaits.

31 Jan 2013 05:27 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
So the taste: Whatever metal they make big bells out of, and diarrhea? Brass + ass?

31 Jan 2013 05:27 PM
unyon    [TotalFark]  
...And then Taco Bell will make a meal out of them.

31 Jan 2013 05:28 PM
Shazam999     
Stale meat and grease.  Yummy.

31 Jan 2013 05:28 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk     
Coming soon: Dorito Bell

31 Jan 2013 05:30 PM
Canton     

Shazam999: Stale meat and grease.  Yummy.


You mean stale "meat," don't you?

31 Jan 2013 05:31 PM
oOCAKESOo     
Its almost as if... the same company owns both...

31 Jan 2013 05:32 PM
ph0rk     
So, do you want genuine crap on a cracker, or simulated crap-flavored crackers?

31 Jan 2013 05:33 PM
theorellior     
No one should ever confuse it with actual Mexican food, but sometimes a Taco Bell crunchy taco or bean burrito will just hit the spot, for me at least. It's a very particular and very infrequent craving.

31 Jan 2013 05:33 PM
No Time To Explain     
Wait, wut?

/is this what dividing by zero feels like emotionally?

31 Jan 2013 05:34 PM
flamingboar     

reaperducer: Not new.  These have been out before.  I know because they're awesome.

Oh, and this:


I loved those as a kid! It was better than the Pizza Hut flavor!

31 Jan 2013 05:34 PM
C18H27NO3     

odinsposse: [businessboomcollective.com image 850x637]


Thanks for the seizure.

31 Jan 2013 05:35 PM
StoPPeRmobile    [TotalFark]  
I can't wait for Hawaian Punch flavored fruit.

31 Jan 2013 05:35 PM
mvalpreda     
www.fritolay.comView Full Size

Need to bring these back. Lasted here in So Cal about 3 months. Doritolicious.

31 Jan 2013 05:35 PM
WeenerGord     
Bell Flavor on a chip? That's not right. Maybe an ice cream cone.

31 Jan 2013 05:37 PM
whidbey    [TotalFark]  
I'm loving the retro Doritos packaging.

I feel like I'm on Lost or something.

31 Jan 2013 05:38 PM
Cyno01    [TotalFark]  
So i know Taco Bell is coming out with Cool Ranch flavored Doritos Locos tacos at some point, when will they have Taco Bell flavored Doritos Locos tacos?

img.photobucket.comView Full Size

31 Jan 2013 05:38 PM
TomD9938     

mrlewish: Doritos: now with the shaits.



Get the runs at the border.

31 Jan 2013 05:39 PM
Shazam999     

Canton: Shazam999: Stale meat and grease.  Yummy.

You mean stale "meat," don't you?


I heard they trademarked meat and it's actually mostly reconstituted leftover drywall.

31 Jan 2013 05:39 PM
divgradcurl     
article even contains a helpful picture of what doritos nachos bell grande look like


StoPPeRmobile: I can't wait for Hawaian Punch flavored fruit.


already in the works, while you are waiting, can i interest you in a nice grapple?

oOCAKESOo: Its almost as if... the same company owns both...


until i see a taco bell taco pizza at pizza hut, i laugh at your silly notion...

31 Jan 2013 05:41 PM
zvoidx    [TotalFark]  
Only a matter of time...

i.imgur.comView Full Size

"A layer of Taco Bell tacos, with mashed up Taco Bell-flavored Doritos, with mounds and mounds of bacon...bacon strips, bacon tacos...more bacon."

31 Jan 2013 05:41 PM
Cyno01    [TotalFark]  
Also i think im going to have taco bell for dinner tomorrow out of spite of fark. And somehow miraculously not shiat myself inside out 15 minutes after consuming!

/seriously, if bland taco bell annihilates your GI tract the way you all say it does, do you all normally subsist on a diet of warm skim milk and unsalted crackers?
//also baja blast + tequila = awesome

31 Jan 2013 05:43 PM
kvinesknows     

reaperducer: Not new.  These have been out before.  I know because they're awesome.

Oh, and this:

[i13.photobucket.com image 329x317]


exactly.. they existed before.  and they were AWESOME!!

31 Jan 2013 05:45 PM
casual disregard     

Shazam999: Canton: Shazam999: Stale meat and grease.  Yummy.

You mean stale "meat," don't you?

I heard they trademarked meat and it's actually mostly reconstituted leftover drywall.


Meh, the only thing Taco Bell does right is meat. It's actual meat, and it's fresh. Complain about their tampon-lettuce or their vaginal-discharge-cheese all you want. The meat is the only part of it which is real. Even the farking torilla is a condom.

31 Jan 2013 05:46 PM
theorellior     

Cyno01: /seriously, if bland taco bell annihilates your GI tract the way you all say it does, do you all normally subsist on a diet of warm skim milk and unsalted crackers?


Word to the wise: it's not the seasoning, it's the salmonella.

31 Jan 2013 05:47 PM
pagansexgod     
This will confuse anyone with taste-buds more like

31 Jan 2013 05:47 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers    [TotalFark]  
They need to make them with Olestra for the genuine Taco Bell experience

31 Jan 2013 05:48 PM
DysphoricMania     

unyon: ...And then Taco Bell will make a meal out of them.


And thus the singularity will pop into creation, destroying this fetid planet for good.

31 Jan 2013 05:49 PM
Shazam999     

casual disregard: Shazam999: Canton: Shazam999: Stale meat and grease.  Yummy.

You mean stale "meat," don't you?

I heard they trademarked meat and it's actually mostly reconstituted leftover drywall.

Meh, the only thing Taco Bell does right is meat. It's actual meat, and it's fresh. Complain about their tampon-lettuce or their vaginal-discharge-cheese all you want. The meat is the only part of it which is real. Even the farking torilla is a condom.


Oh dear god.

31 Jan 2013 05:51 PM
This Looks Fun     

zvoidx: Only a matter of time...

[i.imgur.com image 551x348]
"A layer of Taco Bell tacos, with mashed up Taco Bell-flavored Doritos, with mounds and mounds of bacon...bacon strips, bacon tacos...more bacon."


And some Jack Daniels SOWCE.

31 Jan 2013 05:53 PM
starlost     
Meh, the only thing Taco Bell does right is meat. It's actual meat, and it's fresh. Complain about their tampon-lettuce or their vaginal-discharge-cheese all you want. The meat is the only part of it which is real. Even the farking torilla is a condom.

Oh dear god.

not all women are diseased prostitutes or your mom.

31 Jan 2013 05:56 PM
casual disregard     

starlost: Meh, the only thing Taco Bell does right is meat. It's actual meat, and it's fresh. Complain about their tampon-lettuce or their vaginal-discharge-cheese all you want. The meat is the only part of it which is real. Even the farking torilla is a condom.

Oh dear god.

not all women are diseased prostitutes or your mom.


Hence the torilla-condom.

You can never be too safe.

/or too stoned

31 Jan 2013 06:04 PM
thisiszombocom     

Spanky_McFarksalot: [www.fritolay.com image 345x512]

Been done, and with better taste


holy crap i remember that logo.  that must be from the mid 80s

31 Jan 2013 06:12 PM
digitalrain     
So instead of tasting like ass, these Doritos will taste like chihuahua ass?

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31 Jan 2013 06:17 PM
KellyKellyKelly     

reaperducer: Not new.  These have been out before.  I know because they're awesome.

Oh, and this:

[i13.photobucket.com image 329x317]


Those were the BEST.  The taco-flavored ones they've had since were passable, but lacking.

31 Jan 2013 06:17 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
Charisma has an undying love for gritty literature and drinks coffee like water. She also hails from Toronto, Canada and is a die-hard Maple Leafs fan, sigh.

She probably drinks Coors light and Tim's Double-Double, reads the Toronto Sun and drives an SUV.

31 Jan 2013 06:26 PM
PatGund     
So they taste like grease, stucco, and linoleum?

31 Jan 2013 06:27 PM
lostcat     
About two months ago I was stone sober and hungry, and wound up going to Taco Bell.

I've never eaten Taco Bell when sober before. Now I know why. The stuff I put in my mouth barely tasted like food.

I have a hard time understanding why you would want Doritos with bland-cardboard powder all over them.

31 Jan 2013 06:44 PM
Sin_City_Superhero    [TotalFark]  

PatGund: So they taste like grease, stucco, and linoleum?


Nah. They taste nothing like your mom's vag...

31 Jan 2013 06:44 PM
Reverend J     
Meh, I'll be excited when chicken flavored chips make it to America.

/Not made of actual chicken, but made out of deliciousness

31 Jan 2013 06:52 PM
Contents Under Pressure     
imokwiththis.jpg

When it comes out, I'll give it a try.

31 Jan 2013 06:53 PM
Maus III     

Reverend J: Meh, I'll be excited when chicken flavored chips make it to America.

/Not made of actual chicken, but made out of deliciousness


Come at me, bro. Seriously. Come at me.

31 Jan 2013 06:56 PM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
Now they're just farking with you.

31 Jan 2013 06:59 PM
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