Um...uh, huh, huh...uh, huh, huh...it's like...a miracle or something?

Yeah! Yeah!! Miracle!!

It's right there; a kindergartner could see it

He seems to have quite a bit in common with kindergartners.

Lionel Mandrake: [i159.photobucket.com image 425x550]

Um...uh, huh, huh...uh, huh, huh...it's like...a miracle or something?

Yeah! Yeah!! Miracle!!

You sound like you need plastorio for your wall-holio!

I have a mole shaped like Madagascar.
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EVERYTHING.

Fish shaped? Oh hell!

/It's a mehricle!
//Didn't look; don't care.

FAKE!
'Murcan Jesus would only appear on a Bud case, or, barring that, a grease stain on a Dale Jr. flag.

He... plans to frame it and keep it for his children as a family relic of some kind? Oookay.

* walks back away slowly *

Sign that you might too nuts? When even your pastor finds it ridiculous.

Still the best.

My dog took a poop that looked like the virgin mary. I should have taken a picture to see if I could get it in a paper.

We should make it a fark contest.
1. Bunch of farkers find stupid shiat and claim it looks like jesus or VM
2. Send it to papers
3. First one to to get a story published using the name gene masseth wins
4. Profit!
Maybe dear leader would donate a year of TF for the winner or something.

Devolving_Spud: [images.dangerousminds.net image 465x346]

Still the best.

Only on fark will I look at another animals ass.

/Atleast it isn't a cling on.
//uranus and tp. Hehehehe.

Well, seeing as how nobody knows if Jesus even really existed, or what he looked like, you're worshiping a fish shaped piece of a carona box. Which makes just about the same amount of sense.

I'm really hoping for the day I find a potato chip, some toast, or a Dorito that looks like Jesus. I'll put a video of it on YouTube expounding the miracle of His image appearing to me... just before I eat it on camera!

/Apophenia, FFS!

I think it looks like a penis with a really big urethra opening. Penis.

abhorrent1: My dog took a poop that looked like the virgin mary. I should have taken a picture to see if I could get it in a paper.

We should make it a fark contest.
1. Bunch of farkers find stupid shiat and claim it looks like jesus or VM
2. Send it to papers
3. First one to to get a story published using the name gene masseth wins
4. Profit!
Maybe dear leader would donate a year of TF for the winner or something.

I'm in!!

/don't need TF for a year.. nice donation to pe shelter in Gene's name would be cool.
//whomever Gene is
///TO GENE MASSETH!!!!

sulco: //whomever Gene is
///TO GENE MASSETH!!!!

Well Heywood Jablowme probably wouldn't get past most people. Maybe a bonus if someone can get that through.

gettin real tired of your shiat, white-trash Christians...

Maybe the lower IQ from fluoride in our water is responsible for all the idiots thinking they see jesus.

For the 10,000th time, Jesus was NOT a white boy!

SpdrJay: I have a mole shaped like Madagascar.
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Shut
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EVERYTHING.

Dude, that's cancer. Jesus doesn't cure cancer, so you might want to see a dermatologist.

Looks more like a profile picture of Dora the Explorer to me.

hhheeere fishy fishy fishy fishy!!!