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   Today's random Jesus sighting brought to you by.......the back of a fish-shaped piece of Corona case

02 Feb 2013 06:12 AM   |   4263 clicks   |   WWSB ABC 7
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Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
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Um...uh, huh, huh...uh, huh, huh...it's like...a miracle or something?

Yeah! Yeah!! Miracle!!

02 Feb 2013 12:00 AM
Godscrack     
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02 Feb 2013 12:03 AM
L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
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02 Feb 2013 12:21 AM
fusillade762     
It's right there; a kindergartner could see it

He seems to have quite a bit in common with kindergartners.

02 Feb 2013 12:21 AM
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier    [TotalFark]  

Lionel Mandrake: [i159.photobucket.com image 425x550]

Um...uh, huh, huh...uh, huh, huh...it's like...a miracle or something?

Yeah! Yeah!! Miracle!!


You sound like you need plastorio for your wall-holio!

02 Feb 2013 02:44 AM
SpdrJay     
I have a mole shaped like Madagascar.
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Shut
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Down
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EVERYTHING.

02 Feb 2013 06:15 AM
RacySmurff     
Fish shaped? Oh hell!

/It's a mehricle!
//Didn't look; don't care.

02 Feb 2013 06:18 AM
Mr. Coffee Nerves    [TotalFark]  
FAKE!
'Murcan Jesus would only appear on a Bud case, or, barring that, a grease stain on a Dale Jr. flag.

02 Feb 2013 06:21 AM
Eps05     
He... plans to frame it and keep it for his children as a family relic of some kind? Oookay.

* walks back away slowly *

Sign that you might too nuts? When even your pastor finds it ridiculous.

02 Feb 2013 06:22 AM
Devolving_Spud     
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Still the best.

02 Feb 2013 06:26 AM
abhorrent1     
My dog took a poop that looked like the virgin mary. I should have taken a picture to see if I could get it in a paper.

We should make it a fark contest.
1. Bunch of farkers find stupid shiat and claim it looks like jesus or VM
2. Send it to papers
3. First one to to get a story published using the name gene masseth wins
4. Profit!
Maybe dear leader would donate a year of TF for the winner or something.

02 Feb 2013 06:29 AM
Dezilith     

Devolving_Spud: [images.dangerousminds.net image 465x346]

Still the best.


Only on fark will I look at another animals ass.

/Atleast it isn't a cling on.
//uranus and tp. Hehehehe.

02 Feb 2013 06:40 AM
Bit'O'Gristle     
Well, seeing as how nobody knows if Jesus even really existed, or what he looked like, you're worshiping a fish shaped piece of a carona box. Which makes just about the same amount of sense.

02 Feb 2013 07:45 AM
DaWormyPimpsta     
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02 Feb 2013 07:48 AM
PunkTiger     
I'm really hoping for the day I find a potato chip, some toast, or a Dorito that looks like Jesus. I'll put a video of it on YouTube expounding the miracle of His image appearing to me... just before I eat it on camera!

/Apophenia, FFS!

02 Feb 2013 07:55 AM
Active introvert     
I think it looks like a penis with a really big urethra opening. Penis.

02 Feb 2013 07:57 AM
sulco     

abhorrent1: My dog took a poop that looked like the virgin mary. I should have taken a picture to see if I could get it in a paper.

We should make it a fark contest.
1. Bunch of farkers find stupid shiat and claim it looks like jesus or VM
2. Send it to papers
3. First one to to get a story published using the name gene masseth wins
4. Profit!
Maybe dear leader would donate a year of TF for the winner or something.


I'm in!!

/don't need TF for a year.. nice donation to pe shelter in Gene's name would be cool.
//whomever Gene is
///TO GENE MASSETH!!!!

02 Feb 2013 10:19 AM
abhorrent1     

sulco: //whomever Gene is
///TO GENE MASSETH!!!!


Well Heywood Jablowme probably wouldn't get past most people. Maybe a bonus if someone can get that through.

02 Feb 2013 10:37 AM
TheHappyCanadian     
gettin real tired of your shiat, white-trash Christians...

02 Feb 2013 10:55 AM
Shmeat     
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02 Feb 2013 01:28 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  

SpdrJay: I have a mole shaped like Madagascar.
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Shut
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Down
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EVERYTHING.


Dude, that's cancer. Jesus doesn't cure cancer, so you might want to see a dermatologist.

02 Feb 2013 02:05 PM
hsburns30     
Looks more like a profile picture of Dora the Explorer to me.

02 Feb 2013 05:43 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
hhheeere fishy fishy fishy fishy!!!

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03 Feb 2013 01:28 PM
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