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   Just because a burglary is adorable doesn't mean it's right

02 Feb 2013 07:26 AM   |   9313 clicks   |   KTNV Las Vegas
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
"Hey, Earl?"

"Yeah?"

"Someone stole puppies. Can you fire up MS Paint and make a news alert pic with the animals and everything?"

"... fine."

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"You're a wizard, Earl. Let no one tell you otherwise."

02 Feb 2013 07:26 AM
cowgirl toffee    [TotalFark]  
Those puppies look guilty.

02 Feb 2013 07:32 AM
Spanky McStupid     
They must be barking mad.

02 Feb 2013 07:40 AM
Mr. Right     
Probably a couple hungry Koreans.

02 Feb 2013 07:42 AM
SpdrJay     
It's a doggone shame, that burglary!

02 Feb 2013 07:47 AM
shotglasss     
"Our price here is $1,000 to $1,500,"

For a dog? It's gonna crap on your rugs and whiz on the hardwoods for the rest of its life and you're gonna drop over a grand on it?

02 Feb 2013 07:58 AM
shotglasss     

02 Feb 2013 07:59 AM
cwick     
$1,000 to $1,500 for a puppy mill puppy?  Are you farking kidding me??
Jeeezus.

02 Feb 2013 08:09 AM
KrispyKritter     
Pet Food & Supply Store = good business.

Pet Store that encourages puppy mill breeding and cranking out animals for easy money? Screw that.

Please support your local no-kill animal shelters.

02 Feb 2013 08:34 AM
NutWrench     
>Just because a burglary is adorable doesn't mean it's right

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Challenge accepted!

02 Feb 2013 08:37 AM
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros     

cwick: $1,000 to $1,500 for a puppy mill puppy?  Are you farking kidding me??


I like puppy mills. I find it hard to get my puppy ground fine enough without one.

02 Feb 2013 08:40 AM
ajgeek    [TotalFark]  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: cwick: $1,000 to $1,500 for a puppy mill puppy?  Are you farking kidding me??

I like puppy mills. I find it hard to get my puppy ground fine enough without one.


*snerk*

02 Feb 2013 08:55 AM
cwick     

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: I like puppy mills. I find it hard to get my puppy ground fine enough without one.


Yes, of course, but at that price I'm gonna really have to cut down!

02 Feb 2013 09:05 AM
Another Government Employee     

shotglasss: "Our price here is $1,000 to $1,500,"

For a dog? It's gonna crap on your rugs and whiz on the hardwoods for the rest of its life and you're gonna drop over a grand on it?


It will kiss your tears away when your girl realizes you will never be more than a basement dweller.

02 Feb 2013 09:55 AM
Bob's Your Uncle     
Viva la revolucion!  Free the puppies!  Stop Puppy Mills!

I can direct you to adorable retiring sled dogs in the spring that are healthier.and don't support pet over population.

I just don't like my puppy ground that fine.

02 Feb 2013 10:51 AM
No Time To Explain     
When did "burglary" become a word?

/my pet peeve to the overuse of the weird
//use the word "theft" once in a while

02 Feb 2013 11:47 AM
FizixJunkee     
PETA?

\drtfa

02 Feb 2013 11:50 AM
JonZoidberg     

Another Government Employee: shotglasss: "Our price here is $1,000 to $1,500,"

For a dog? It's gonna crap on your rugs and whiz on the hardwoods for the rest of its life and you're gonna drop over a grand on it?

It will kiss your tears away when your girl realizes you will never be more than a basement dweller.


So will a free 'un.

02 Feb 2013 01:00 PM
strutin     

cwick: $1,000 to $1,500 for a puppy mill puppy?  Are you farking kidding me??
Jeeezus.

It's insane, I can see that for responsibly bred AKC/CKC registerable pups where you can meet both the parents, see the OFA certificates (if applicable), but the crazy prices people are asking at pet shops is beyond words.

example #1, Papillon-Pomeranian CROSSBRED stolen from pet shop, was asking $1000.

example #2 Maltese-Yorkshire CROSSBRED pup and yorkie mom only items stolen from a private home, backyard breeder was asking $1000 a pup on Kijiji.
The more idiots stupid enough to pay a grand for a crossbred, the more idiots will think they can make quick money getting their little Snitzy-poo knocked up - If you want a cute crossbred, go to the animal shelter, you'll even save it's life.

02 Feb 2013 02:09 PM
ReverendJynxed     

cwick: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: I like puppy mills. I find it hard to get my puppy ground fine enough without one.

Yes, of course, but at that price I'm gonna really have to cut down!


Still cheaper than gold. Invest now.

02 Feb 2013 06:36 PM
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