"Hey, Earl?"

"Yeah?"

"Someone stole puppies. Can you fire up MS Paint and make a news alert pic with the animals and everything?"

"... fine."




"You're a wizard, Earl. Let no one tell you otherwise."

Those puppies look guilty.

They must be barking mad.

Probably a couple hungry Koreans.

It's a doggone shame, that burglary!

"Our price here is $1,000 to $1,500,"

For a dog? It's gonna crap on your rugs and whiz on the hardwoods for the rest of its life and you're gonna drop over a grand on it?

http://www.ktnv.com/news/local/189463 701.html

Update.

$1,000 to $1,500 for a puppy mill puppy?  Are you farking kidding me??
Jeeezus.

Pet Food & Supply Store = good business.

Pet Store that encourages puppy mill breeding and cranking out animals for easy money? Screw that.

Please support your local no-kill animal shelters.

>Just because a burglary is adorable doesn't mean it's right


Challenge accepted!

cwick: $1,000 to $1,500 for a puppy mill puppy?  Are you farking kidding me??

I like puppy mills. I find it hard to get my puppy ground fine enough without one.

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: cwick: $1,000 to $1,500 for a puppy mill puppy?  Are you farking kidding me??

I like puppy mills. I find it hard to get my puppy ground fine enough without one.

*snerk*

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: I like puppy mills. I find it hard to get my puppy ground fine enough without one.

Yes, of course, but at that price I'm gonna really have to cut down!

shotglasss: "Our price here is $1,000 to $1,500,"

For a dog? It's gonna crap on your rugs and whiz on the hardwoods for the rest of its life and you're gonna drop over a grand on it?

It will kiss your tears away when your girl realizes you will never be more than a basement dweller.

Viva la revolucion!  Free the puppies!  Stop Puppy Mills!

I can direct you to adorable retiring sled dogs in the spring that are healthier.and don't support pet over population.

I just don't like my puppy ground that fine.

When did "burglary" become a word?

/my pet peeve to the overuse of the weird
//use the word "theft" once in a while

PETA?

\drtfa

Another Government Employee: shotglasss: "Our price here is $1,000 to $1,500,"

For a dog? It's gonna crap on your rugs and whiz on the hardwoods for the rest of its life and you're gonna drop over a grand on it?

It will kiss your tears away when your girl realizes you will never be more than a basement dweller.

So will a free 'un.

cwick: $1,000 to $1,500 for a puppy mill puppy?  Are you farking kidding me??
Jeeezus.
It's insane, I can see that for responsibly bred AKC/CKC registerable pups where you can meet both the parents, see the OFA certificates (if applicable), but the crazy prices people are asking at pet shops is beyond words.

example #1, Papillon-Pomeranian CROSSBRED stolen from pet shop, was asking $1000.

example #2 Maltese-Yorkshire CROSSBRED pup and yorkie mom only items stolen from a private home, backyard breeder was asking $1000 a pup on Kijiji.
The more idiots stupid enough to pay a grand for a crossbred, the more idiots will think they can make quick money getting their little Snitzy-poo knocked up - If you want a cute crossbred, go to the animal shelter, you'll even save it's life.

cwick: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: I like puppy mills. I find it hard to get my puppy ground fine enough without one.

Yes, of course, but at that price I'm gonna really have to cut down!

Still cheaper than gold. Invest now.