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02 Feb 2013 09:03 AM   |   5192 clicks   |   RamblingBeachCat.com
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
Man, the Batman franchise really went downhill after Christopher Nolan left. What a crappy villain...

02 Feb 2013 07:31 AM
Glancing Blow     
Being an internet tough guy, I would have punched her face for awhile, then found her boyfriend and punched his face for awhile.

02 Feb 2013 09:08 AM
SpdrJay     
Launch her into the sun.
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Problem solved.

02 Feb 2013 09:11 AM
Ghastly    [TotalFark]  
I thought subby's headline said "Muffin Mancer". I was picturing a sorceress who raises an army of undead muffins.

02 Feb 2013 09:12 AM
Abox     
Wow...for about two seconds of that article I was on her side.

02 Feb 2013 09:13 AM
Snort     
And nothing of value was lost.

02 Feb 2013 09:13 AM
Ghastly    [TotalFark]  
Such a polite, armed society.

02 Feb 2013 09:13 AM
BronyMedic     
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ALL YOUR MUFFINS, ASSHOLE.

02 Feb 2013 09:15 AM
gothelder     

Ghastly: I thought subby's headline said "Muffin Mancer". I was picturing a sorceress who raises an army of undead muffins.


I read that as "Muffin Racer" and had visions of Wacky Races from Hanna Barbera.


/Go Crimson Haybailer 4, you can do it!

02 Feb 2013 09:16 AM
oukewldave     
I never would have been in that situation to begin with by not waiting my turn, but if some chick maced me, she has just taken out all civility and I will deck her.  I would have accepted her yelling at me and doing things to make it take longer, but that's it.

02 Feb 2013 09:19 AM
Ghastly    [TotalFark]  

gothelder: Ghastly: I thought subby's headline said "Muffin Mancer". I was picturing a sorceress who raises an army of undead muffins.

I read that as "Muffin Racer" and had visions of Wacky Races from Hanna Barbera.


/Go Crimson Haybailer 4, you can do it!


Here she comes, here comes Muff Racer she's a macer on wheels. She's a macer and she's gonna be spraying mace on someone.

02 Feb 2013 09:22 AM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

Ghastly: I thought subby's headline said "Muffin Mancer". I was picturing a sorceress who raises an army of undead muffins.


Now that you say it, I'm kind of disappointed that things didn't go in that direction.

02 Feb 2013 09:24 AM
Dr. Horrible     
"Muffins 'n' Mace" sounds like a romance novel for the trailer park set.

/and be sure to catch the sequel, "Eyes Double-Wide Shut"

02 Feb 2013 09:29 AM
Matthew Keene     
Black female, obviously. I thought Duluth was to cold for them.

02 Feb 2013 09:34 AM
Amos Quito     
♫  She said, "You ain't seen noting 'Till you're down on a muffin Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways" ♫

02 Feb 2013 09:39 AM
OnlyM3     
This reaction is probably the same one the wal-mart puppy hero gave, which ended with her termination.

02 Feb 2013 09:41 AM
New Age Redneck     
I would have smacked her with an over-sized chrome spoon, or perhaps with a fully charged icing anointment utensil....

02 Feb 2013 09:46 AM
Kryler     

New Age Redneck: I would have smacked her with an over-sized chrome spoon, or perhaps with a fully charged icing anointment utensil....


You win an infinite quantity of dried muffin remnants!

02 Feb 2013 09:56 AM
de_Selby     
Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!

02 Feb 2013 10:01 AM
toejam     
Girl you thought it was a man but it only was a muffin.

02 Feb 2013 10:04 AM
Frankenstorm     
She was probably on her period.

02 Feb 2013 10:20 AM
Plissken     
As the article stated, she was the bigger douchebag of the two.
However, it's always nice to see two douchebags who deserve each other cross paths.

02 Feb 2013 10:25 AM
Pie_Cz     
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2nd Ending.

02 Feb 2013 10:33 AM
Pie_Cz     

02 Feb 2013 10:40 AM
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros     
I'm not the muffin macer, I'm the muffin macer's son,
I'm only macing muffins 'til the muffin macer comes.

02 Feb 2013 10:45 AM
strangeluck    [TotalFark]  
I actually thought it would be an article about someone lacing muffins with mace.

/leaving disappointed.

02 Feb 2013 10:55 AM
Hickory-smoked     
I read that as "muffin racer."

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02 Feb 2013 11:57 AM
The Irresponsible Captain    [TotalFark]  
I can't blame the cashier for staying out of it. It was probably the highlight of their night. I would have done the same thing.

02 Feb 2013 12:00 PM
arcas     
Sounds like a Scooby-Doo episode...

02 Feb 2013 12:14 PM
stuffy     
These two so deserve each other.

02 Feb 2013 12:30 PM
Bugsi     
The best part is at the end, after she's out of the video frame on the way out and the guy is writhing in pain from being maced, she sings: "Signed, sealed, delivered!"

It's awesome.

02 Feb 2013 12:42 PM
probesport     
Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!

02 Feb 2013 01:30 PM
New Age Redneck     
I see many dense, yet radiant posts.....

/will bookmark with a quarter-ounce green rosette

02 Feb 2013 02:13 PM
Vector R     
Nah, I got this one. The crazy biatch is one of those subhuman pieces of waste that likely not only takes forever at the counter, but stands and blocks doorways, says "Whateva I want! WHATEVA!", and has absolutely zero consideration for anyone else while she's "got to get MINE!!!!111."

Just ID it and put it down.

02 Feb 2013 04:34 PM
Hickory-smoked     

probesport: Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!


Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin

02 Feb 2013 04:43 PM
KrispyKritter     
Lesson: if you go out in public your puss may wind up all over the internet.

02 Feb 2013 05:11 PM
Surool     
Do you know the muffin macer, who lives on Drury Lane?

02 Feb 2013 08:27 PM
Mr. Eugenides     

Abox: Wow...for about two seconds of that article I was on her side.


It seems to me that the person who wrote that article looked at a different video. Because if someone is standing at the counter on the phone and texting while hemming and hawing about what they want and I'm set to go, knowing what I want with cash in hand I'd jump in too. Then she did nothing but escalate while he did nothing.

02 Feb 2013 09:29 PM
xen0blue     
If that dude would have shouted "i'll have Marlboro reds" behind me, I probably wouldn't even batted an eye...all he was trying to do was prepare the clerk so he could check out faster. He wasn't trying to cut in line, and she got mad over nothing. fark that biatch.

02 Feb 2013 11:44 PM
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