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texdent: What a Russian spy might look like[static7.businessinsider.com image 400x300]
JerkStore: So they're now deciding his punishment--9 years or 25 years. He should be farking glad he's not an American. Isn't treason punishable by death?And selling out your country for $72,000? I don't know what my price would be, but it'll have at least two more zeros attached to it.
BronyMedic: Jesus, Submitter. Are you a Russian Spy?[img2.timeinc.net image 510x253]
Ghastly: Navy? If I'm in the Navy then I'm too busy having hot gay sex to care about the biatch./Artillery//gay///didn't get any damned hot gay sex in the Artillery
Yakk: Canadian Navy secrets? And someone wanted to buy them?
stuffy: In other news. The Canadian Navy has secrets.
Foundling: Exactly how much is Russia willing to pay to learn secrets about snow?
SnarfVader: Well, there goes our strategic maple reserves./Heading out the door to stock up.
bubo_sibiricus: If I'm going to be a spy for the Russians, I'm gonna have to have a deal sweeter than a box of Timbits.1. Money: So I can live well.2. An escape plan and smuggling me to Mother Russia.3. An apartment in St. Petersburg, a nice one.1 and 2 are non-negotiable#3 is optional. Talinn, Estonia is pretty too, and money goes far there.
Foundling: Ghastly: Navy? If I'm in the Navy then I'm too busy having hot gay sex to care about the biatch./Artillery//gay///didn't get any damned hot gay sex in the ArtilleryTen year navy vet.Married for ten years afterwards.Came out as gay after divorce.Co-worker: "You Navy guys in Yokosuka were shameless! Huge orgies!"Me: "Nobody told me about it!"
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img543.imageshack.us image 800x78]Option 4: take Remedial English again and hope for a miracle.
log_jammin: A Navy officer and you're surprised at your wife's infidelity???
Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Canadian intelligence? What, his grandmother's poutine recipe?
miniflea: One of the most interesting parts of the spy museum in DC was the wall that listed people who were caught selling information, how much they were paid and what the motivation for spying was. In many cases it seemed to take surprisingly little to make someone turn traitor.
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