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   Good idea: you're drunk, so you take the bus home. Bad idea: you're drunk, so you take the bus and drive it into a snowbank

02 Feb 2013 10:41 AM   |   1719 clicks   |   SeattlePI
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strangeluck    [TotalFark]  

02 Feb 2013 10:55 AM
Always nice to take along your own witness;s.

02 Feb 2013 11:02 AM
The other night I was out for a dinner and had a few drinks - and having far too much vino, and knowing full well I was wasted, I did something I've never done before. I took a bus home. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, since I have never driven a bus before.

02 Feb 2013 11:10 AM
I didn't say "take the bus"

I said "take the bus"

Hmmm. Clarity, how do it work?

02 Feb 2013 11:24 AM
It's not very smart to leave keys in a bus full of drunken homeless people.

02 Feb 2013 12:07 PM
Jack Michael Christensen was booked into jail on charges of unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, refusal to take an intoxication test and public urination.

Piss trifecta complete!

02 Feb 2013 01:00 PM
Because snowbank is a better test than a breath test for being drunk. It's just most states can't afford snow machines.

02 Feb 2013 04:28 PM
Slow day in Seattle when they are reporting on a stolen bus in Minnesota...

The cops run out of homeless people to shoot?

02 Feb 2013 06:22 PM
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