Yay?

Always nice to take along your own witness;s.

The other night I was out for a dinner and had a few drinks - and having far too much vino, and knowing full well I was wasted, I did something I've never done before. I took a bus home. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, since I have never driven a bus before.

I didn't say "take the bus"

I said "take the bus"

Hmmm. Clarity, how do it work?

It's not very smart to leave keys in a bus full of drunken homeless people.

Jack Michael Christensen was booked into jail on charges of unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, refusal to take an intoxication test and public urination.

Piss trifecta complete!

Because snowbank is a better test than a breath test for being drunk. It's just most states can't afford snow machines.

Slow day in Seattle when they are reporting on a stolen bus in Minnesota...

The cops run out of homeless people to shoot?