As always, thanks to the quiz writers for making it happen. This week it was  phlegmmo, meow said the dog, Sim Tree, ivan, and Sinto. Cheers to all of you.

Final Score:

4 out of 11 correct, total points = 395
Total time elapsed:

less than a minute (20 seconds)

TFD will really send your news quiz score into the shiatter.

Here are last week's high scores:

Johnstarr 1012
pugs both ends look the same 985
mfgordon 940
AqueousBoy 938
calbert 924
w0sas1 923
KrustyKitten 922
omega minus 917
Cordwainer Duck 907
ajax 898

Tight grouping last week. Can you repeat?

And of course, the easy version. Now with added calcium:  http://www.fark.com/quiz/202

That's the worst I've ever done. I need to keep abreast of odd news better.

oy worst i ever did

Busy work week I guess.

Final Score:

6 out of 11 correct, total points = 556
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (87 seconds)

Slightly better than last week

MrCynical 739
luniz5monody 643
Marcus Aurelius 640
texdent 556
Go Fast Turn Left 545
Bugerz 519
Zarquon's Flat Tire 463
DesertZephyr 457
E-Brake 455
EasyWind 429

Not even close to good enough to stay on the board for long.  Where's butthurt loser that accused me of being an alt when I kicked his ass on the quiz last week?

/paging butthurt loser
//butturt


Drone637 925

Calbert 833

Stainedglassdoll 763

MrCynical 739

Sammythesax 716

KrustyKitten 654

Dupahead 647

luniz5monody 643

Marcus Aurelius 640
AnotherOldFart 630

Good Lord, I got 735 in one minute.
I seriously need to get a girlfriend or go outside more often.

Where's the kaboom?

There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom.

/ 5 of 11
// the faintest smidge above random guessing

Ive been doing real bad the last few weeks. Stupid boss and another guy at work had to go and get fired. So more work for me bleh. Well Ill be able to pay off the bills with the OT.

Wow. I actually made the board after I took the quiz. Being sick all week has proven its benefits.

7 out of 11 correct, total points = 629

Total time elapsed:2 minute (120 seconds)

Not a bad score, seeing as how I've only read the past 2 days of Fark, due to being snowed in.

Zarquon's Flat Tire: TFD will really send your news quiz score into the shiatter.

2 out of 11, really have to make it to the main page more often

Two out of eleven?  A chimp with a dartboard could have done better.

Got dammit so muh.

Final Score:10 out of 11 correct, total points = 903
Total time elapsed:1 minute (112 seconds)

I'm on Fark waaaaay too much.  Guess I better shell out that $50 for all this entertainment... but, the IRS got to it first, because I paid  too much into my HSA account.  Thieving bastards.

/OK, MOM!!!!  I'll take the garbage out INAMINUTE!!!
//wipes Cheetos-stained fingers on cargo shorts.

Close to my first perfect, i knew which one I missed the second I clicked it too dammit.

You know you've completely wasted a nice week off from work when all you have to show for it is a 10/11 on the Fark news quiz

too hard. could you guys make it any more obscure? it's not fun since the new guys took over.

someone call me a whambulance...holy

It had been far too long since I won a week. I blame that on a job I actually give a crap about. I'm back out of the top-10 this week- it was pretty tough.

Thanks, as always, to the quizmasters who make these every week.

Final Score:6 out of 11 correct, total points = 559
Total time elapsed:1 minute (88 seconds)

6/11 is probably the best ive done since the quiz didnt log alts

10 out of 11 correct, total points = 893
Total time elapsed:2 minutes (121 seconds)

First time in the top ten, even if it is fleeting. Not bad for an old fart with a full time job.

Yay Me! Gimme my fark trophy! I'm the winner of the minit 11/11!

Strange, I knew more answers on this one than any other, yet scored poorly.


Final Score:5 out of 11 correct, total points = 469
Total time elapsed:1 minute (82 seconds)