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   Adolf Hitler running for office in India

22 Feb 2013 10:46 PM   |   8164 clicks   |   USA Today
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tenpoundsofcheese     
Subby. His middle name is "Lu".

That isn't the same Hitler from Germany

Did you read the article?

22 Feb 2013 08:02 PM
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ArkAngel    [TotalFark]  
I know just the ancient Hindu symbol he can use for his campaign


www.1000manifestos.com

22 Feb 2013 08:10 PM
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jake_lex    [TotalFark]  
"I am aware at one point of time Adolf Hitler was the most hated person on Earth for the genocide of the Jews. But my father added 'Lu' in between, naming me Adolf Lu Hitler, and that's why I am different," Hitler told The Associated Press from the small village of Mansingre, 125 miles west of Gauhati, the capital of the nearby state of Assam.

Well, all right then.

/changes his name to Joseph Mary Stalin

22 Feb 2013 08:11 PM
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davidphogan     
Inbeforesomeonesays "we already elected him as president twice."

22 Feb 2013 08:16 PM
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cman    [TotalFark]  
Anyone know what "Sieg Heil!" is in Sanskrit?

22 Feb 2013 08:24 PM
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costermonger    [TotalFark]  

tenpoundsofcheese: That isn't the same Hitler from Germany


Well thank god somebody cleared that up.

22 Feb 2013 08:26 PM
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brap    [TotalFark]  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h874BP SnbWc

Can our government be honest?  Be decent and open?  Jhimmy Carter Sagma says YES!

22 Feb 2013 08:31 PM
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The Downfall     

jake_lex: "I am aware at one point of time Adolf Hitler was the most hated person on Earth for the genocide of the Jews. But my father added 'Lu' in between, naming me Adolf Lu Hitler, and that's why I am different," Hitler told The Associated Press from the small village of Mansingre, 125 miles west of Gauhati, the capital of the nearby state of Assam.

Well, all right then.

/changes his name to Joseph Mary Stalin


That's the only thing that is different between him and THAT Adolph Hitler? How about "I'm not a racist, genocidal maniac?" or can he not make that claim?

22 Feb 2013 08:43 PM
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ArkAngel    [TotalFark]  

cman: Anyone know what "Sieg Heil!" is in Sanskrit?


हिल विच्तोर्य

22 Feb 2013 08:43 PM
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Sensei Can You See    [TotalFark]  

tenpoundsofcheese: Subby. His middle name is "Lu".

That isn't the same Hitler from Germany

Did you read the article?


I'm not seeing where subby made that claim.

/not subby
//my name is Osama bin Fred Laden

22 Feb 2013 08:45 PM
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lack of warmth     
For the life of me can never understand the fascination some British has with Adolf Hitler.  I came across a cheap paperback book once about a murder mystery set in 1944 England.  The writer started right off the bat placing the story in an alternate universe where England surrendered to Germany two years prior.  The author made it sound like a grand idea that saved a lot of British lives.  I can't tell you how the book went because I couldn't finish the chapter, just absolute rubbish.  And now this story.

/I hope most British were glad to see the Nazi's loose.
//They lost many for the effort, atleast appreciate it
///No hard feelings for a guy's unfortunate name, after all the Hitler family is still around

22 Feb 2013 08:50 PM
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kmmontandon     

lack of warmth: For the life of me can never understand the fascination some British has with Adolf Hitler.  I came across a cheap paperback book once about a murder mystery set in 1944 England.  The writer started right off the bat placing the story in an alternate universe where England surrendered to Germany two years prior.


"SSGB," most likely.  A good book by a good author, if you'd finish it.  And Len Deighton knows just a tad bit about British history and World War II.

22 Feb 2013 08:52 PM
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I_Am_Weasel    [TotalFark]  
Campaign song "Everybody Wants To Rule The World"

"Jew know you want to vote me"

He should probably sell his gas station, too.

/I'll quit now, before I putsch my luck

22 Feb 2013 09:01 PM
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Aar1012     
The major political parties did nazi this candidate coming

22 Feb 2013 09:01 PM
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MrBallou    [TotalFark]  
I don't see any problem with this.
- Helen Tito Keller

22 Feb 2013 09:08 PM
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L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
The article neglects to mention that he's also a Republican.

22 Feb 2013 09:19 PM
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Walker    [TotalFark]  
img.photobucket.com

22 Feb 2013 09:39 PM
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xanadian    [TotalFark]  
You know who ELSE ran for public office???

22 Feb 2013 10:06 PM
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xanadian    [TotalFark]  
*rtfa*

Lol.

India is gonna do its best to try and out-weird Japan, aren't they?

22 Feb 2013 10:08 PM
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BravadoGT    [TotalFark]  
Well....what's his stand on abortion?

22 Feb 2013 10:18 PM
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Dahnkster     

xanadian: You know who ELSE ran for public office???


FTA Frankenstein apparently.

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22 Feb 2013 10:49 PM
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BronyMedic     
At least the trains will run on time!

22 Feb 2013 10:49 PM
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Gyrfalcon     
I told the immigration staff I possibly didn't have a role in my naming," he said.

Imagining this being said in the polite British tones of an Indian politician is the second-funniest thing about it.

22 Feb 2013 10:50 PM
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Dahnkster     
Chains we can believe in!  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Two chickens in every garage!

22 Feb 2013 10:51 PM
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Trocadero     

The Downfall: jake_lex: "I am aware at one point of time Adolf Hitler was the most hated person on Earth for the genocide of the Jews. But my father added 'Lu' in between, naming me Adolf Lu Hitler, and that's why I am different," Hitler told The Associated Press from the small village of Mansingre, 125 miles west of Gauhati, the capital of the nearby state of Assam.

Well, all right then.

/changes his name to Joseph Mary Stalin

That's the only thing that is different between him and THAT Adolph Hitler? How about "I'm not a racist, genocidal maniac?" or can he not make that claim?


delphi.org
Bender: Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.
Prof. Farnsworth: But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.

22 Feb 2013 10:52 PM
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LessO2     
tenpoundsofcheese:
That isn't the same Hitler from Germany

l-userpic.livejournal.com

22 Feb 2013 10:55 PM
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HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  
I just like the helpful little highlights the journalist added to the side, for our mocking purposes.  It's like a shiatty little SOL test for a middle schooler.


Adolf Lu Hitler is a 54-year-old father of three
Hitler's 'Mein Kampf' is on display in Indian bookstores
Using well-known names is not uncommon in the state

22 Feb 2013 10:57 PM
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JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
I'm watching Iron Sky right now so I'm getting a kick out of this.

22 Feb 2013 10:58 PM
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CoonAce     
Hitler's in the charts again.

22 Feb 2013 11:04 PM
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PsiChick    [TotalFark]  
Names have many meanings. The name 'Ngaire', for example, is a female Maori traditional name meaning 'silver fern'. Names can also change over time; for example, the name 'Adolf Hitler', which once used to hold a unique and unknown meaning, now is commonly considered to mean 'Child of the Village Idiots'.

22 Feb 2013 11:04 PM
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Snapper Carr    [TotalFark]  
i.imgur.com


No! Bad Hitler!

22 Feb 2013 11:05 PM
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OhioUGrad     

costermonger: tenpoundsofcheese: That isn't the same Hitler from Germany

Well thank god somebody cleared that up.


Dammit so it's not
i265.photobucket.com

22 Feb 2013 11:10 PM
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kendelrio     

lack of warmth: /I hope most British were glad to see the Nazi's loose.




I'm pretty sure most of the British were kinda unhappy to see the Nazis uncontained and would have preferred to see them kept locked up in Germany.

22 Feb 2013 11:17 PM
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ciberido    [TotalFark]  

jake_lex: "I am aware at one point of time Adolf Hitler was the most hated person on Earth for the genocide of the Jews. But my father added 'Lu' in between, naming me Adolf Lu Hitler, and that's why I am different," Hitler told The Associated Press from the small village of Mansingre, 125 miles west of Gauhati, the capital of the nearby state of Assam.

Well, all right then.

/changes his name to Joseph Mary Stalin


I'm voting for Jesus H. Christ.

22 Feb 2013 11:19 PM
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Cream of Meat     
FTA  "India played little role in World War II"

Reality
"Later on during the Second World War the Indian Army would become the largest all-volunteer force in history, rising to over 2.5 million men in size.
"About 87,000 Indian soldiers lost their lives during this conflict. Indian soldiers won 30 Victoria Crosses.."

I don't expect much from that shat newspaper but this statement is total horseshat and disrespectful.

22 Feb 2013 11:21 PM
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lordargent     
jake_lex: /changes his name to Joseph Mary Stalin

Jesus Farking Christ

22 Feb 2013 11:23 PM
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bunner     
You sure it is isn't that nice Mr. Hilter from the boarding house?

i2.ytimg.com

22 Feb 2013 11:23 PM
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scottapeshot     
But what about Adolph shiatler?

/Just posting this to see what the filters do to it and to praise Lenny Bruce.

22 Feb 2013 11:23 PM
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Suckmaster Burstingfoam     

xanadian: You know who ELSE ran for public office???


You know who ELSE was named Adolf Hitler???

22 Feb 2013 11:25 PM
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BronyMedic     

lordargent: jake_lex: /changes his name to Joseph Mary Stalin

Jesus Farking Christ


Hot mexican on judean action?

22 Feb 2013 11:27 PM
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DanZero    [TotalFark]  
He's ready to go!

img.gawkerassets.com

22 Feb 2013 11:30 PM
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The Mulatto Maker     

Cream of Meat: FTA  "India played little role in World War II"

Reality
"Later on during the Second World War the Indian Army would become the largest all-volunteer force in history, rising to over 2.5 million men in size.
"About 87,000 Indian soldiers lost their lives during this conflict. Indian soldiers won 30 Victoria Crosses.."

I don't expect much from that shat newspaper but this statement is total horseshat and disrespectful.


Came here to indignantly scream this. Complete and total article fail. Indain soldiers helped the British fight the Afrika Korps, plus they had that whole "try-to-not-get-taken-over-by-Japan" thing.

22 Feb 2013 11:31 PM
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The Mulatto Maker     
Indian, even. PIMF dammit.

22 Feb 2013 11:33 PM
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dahmers love zombie    [TotalFark]  
i.imgur.com

22 Feb 2013 11:34 PM
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WordsnCollision     
www.wearysloth.com

I must tell my birds!

22 Feb 2013 11:44 PM
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SuperNinjaToad     
Wasn't there a kid born in Afghanistan and his folks named him Dick Cheney?

22 Feb 2013 11:52 PM
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SpdrJay     
Hither 2013

A final solution for a new generation.

22 Feb 2013 11:56 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
So people in India don't pass along their surnames to their children? How do they keep track of who's related to who?

22 Feb 2013 11:57 PM
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Amos Quito     

fusillade762: So people in India don't pass along their surnames to their children? How do they keep track of who's related to who?



Who's on first.

22 Feb 2013 11:59 PM
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Lattices aren't Distributive     
HotWingAgenda:   It's like a shiatty little SOL test for a middle schooler.

Didn't Obama promise to get rid of the stupid parts of NCLB? (Of course, that's most of the Act...)

23 Feb 2013 12:00 AM
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