New money. No class.

1) Breakfast
2) Second breakfast
3) Elevesies
4) Lunch
5) Tea
6) Supper
7) Dinner

Wait, where am I supposed to cook my midnight snack?!

That house was a whole lot of nouveau riche hot mess.

thamike: New money. No class.

gilgigamesh: That house was a whole lot of nouveau riche hot mess.

This and that.

Opulence. I has it.

I don't think I could cut back that much.

Huh... 7 kitchens and no taste

I know several people who have 3 kitchens.  The main one, the basement one and the BBQ area that grew into a full kitchen.  With the way real estate people count, a sink and fridge in a work shed might count as a full kitchen too.

I have friends who own a McMansion that has 8 bedrooms, six baths, two kitchens (and with a basement that is bigger than my whole house and two kids). I'm not going to do the math for these people.

/to each his own

Gah. Those pictures gave me a headache.

Oh look!!
A house that someone spent a bunch of money to build!!!
Now, This Is Exciting!!!

Everything in that house was some shade of white, and yet nothing matched.  Go figure.

Seven kitchens and three pics of just the one? and one of the second. The article is almost as bad as the house.

I liked the exteriors, but inside was all just fark ugly.

Apparently, he's only worth $50 million dollars.  So basically that house is every penny that man has in the world.

Seven kitchens? But I don't have seven wives.

How long did it take to 3D print that?

WTF Indeed: Apparently, he's only worth $50 million dollars.  So basically that house is every penny that man has in the world.

I don't know anything about him, but what he's worth isn't as important as whether or not he still has that kind of money coming in.

had98c: Seven kitchens? But I don't have seven wives.

Ever been to St. Ives?

WTF Indeed: Apparently, he's only worth $50 million dollars.  So basically that house is every penny that man has in the world.

Jeeze I hate to think what the property taxes might be on this place. You'd have to pay a couple million a year.

Zarquon's Flat Tire: I liked the exteriors, but inside was all just fark ugly.

The interior is done in Modern Mob Wife.

My wife would still complain that she doesnt have enough cabinet space.

I rather go old school.



It's a few blocks away.

That doesn't look like something I would want to live in.

Our company deals with some folks who have made their money in the US "financial services" industry. The homes make the European palaces look shoddy. Also, how many yachts does one family actually need?

If I ever win the lotto I am going to buy a house like that. Myself, the wife and kids will each have a room.  The remaining 6 bedrooms will be occupied by18 year old girls; one blonde, one brunette, one redhead, on asian chick, one latina and one negress.  They will all love anal and facials.  Each will be replaced upon turning 19.  The wife will go along with this since I will be rich.

They cheaped out. That's faux zebra skin on the floor of the last picture. They should have gone with the real thing. Pikers.

/His parents should have given him the toys he wanted at christmas.

Sharp eaves. Would not habitate.

Ima4nic8or: If I ever win the lotto I am going to buy a house like that. Myself, the wife and kids will each have a room.  The remaining 6 bedrooms will be occupied by18 year old girls; one blonde, one brunette, one redhead, on asian chick, one latina and one negress.  They will all love anal and facials.  Each will be replaced upon turning 19.  The wife will go along with this since I will be rich.

She will divorce you, and you will not be rich anymore.

Ima4nic8or: If I ever win the lotto I am going to buy a house like that. Myself, the wife and kids will each have a room.  The remaining 6 bedrooms will be occupied by18 year old girls; one blonde, one brunette, one redhead, on asian chick, one latina and one negress.  They will all love anal and facials.  Each will be replaced upon turning 19.  The wife will go along with this since I will be rich.



"Lot-to."

Ima4nic8or: If I ever win the lotto I am going to buy a house like that. Myself, the wife and kids will each have a room.  The remaining 6 bedrooms will be occupied by18 year old girls; one blonde, one brunette, one redhead, on asian chick, one latina and one negress.  They will all love anal and facials.  Each will be replaced upon turning 19.  The wife will go along with this since I will be rich.

You need more money than the lottery for that.

My suggestion: start a religion or be a dictator.

Delay: Our company deals with some folks who have made their money in the US "financial services" industry. The homes make the European palaces look shoddy. Also, how many yachts does one family actually need?

I'm not sharing with Caitlin!

had98c: Seven kitchens? But I don't have seven wives.

Nor, do I live in the house of seven gables.

Ima4nic8or: If I ever win the lotto I am going to buy a house like that. Myself, the wife and kids will each have a room.  The remaining 6 bedrooms will be occupied by18 year old girls; one blonde, one brunette, one redhead, on asian chick, one latina and one negress.  They will all love anal and facials.  Each will be replaced upon turning 19.  The wife will go along with this since I will be rich.

I read this in Vasili's voice.

I'd rather buy The Driving Miss Daisy house in Druid Hills.  The neighborhood is cooler and at $1.99M it's a better deal.

Delay: Also, how many yachts does one family actually need?

How many ports have you got?

I've lived in a few houses like that. You might think it's all rainbows and roses. But consider the agony of waiting 15 min for the serfs to arrive with the gestatorial chair! It's so hard to clean, I had to hire out of work tornadoes! And every day, Scientology tards would come to the gate asking "Does Ron live here?"

"Honey, did you see where I left the car keys?"

Given that it's a Daily Mail link, I was expecting this to be a house that some town council had built for a 22 year old single mother of 11 kids from 7 different fathers, none of whom are around anymore.

I also expected a quite from the lady saying how she was pissed because this particular mansion wasn't fitted with the latest Gaggenau combi-oven and was a full mile further away from her 3rd and 4th child's father's prison, making visits "extremely difficult."

traylor: She will divorce you, and you will not be rich anymore.

If you have $XX million, and your ex takes 1/2 in the divorce...you're still rich.

Ugly exterior.
Ugly interior.
In Atlanta.

Three strikes.

Another Government Employee: I rather go old school.

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It's a few blocks away.

Ah, the Swann House. I distant cousin of my grandmother was the architect who designed it.

Something about small penises amirite?!

dr-shotgun: Given that it's a Daily Mail link, I was expecting this to be a house that some town council had built for a 22 year old single mother of 11 kids from 7 different fathers, none of whom are around anymore.

No, it's an article bashing (deservedly?) someone/something from the US. Same thing as far as the Daily Fail is concerned.

Gauche, ostentatious, gauche, tacky, gauche, and... well, the words "white trash" do come to mind.

I've often considered such ostentation a symptom of a troubled mind.

jtown: Delay: Our company deals with some folks who have made their money in the US "financial services" industry. The homes make the European palaces look shoddy. Also, how many yachts does one family actually need?

I'm not sharing with Caitlin!

Well, you have the right attitude. But, seriously never before has such obscene wealth been concentrated in the hands of so few as in today's Russia the US.

YouPeopleAreCrazy: traylor: She will divorce you, and you will not be rich anymore.

If you have $XX million, and your ex takes 1/2 in the divorce...you're still rich.

Pre-nups, and don't live in a community property state.

darklingscribe: WTF Indeed: Apparently, he's only worth $50 million dollars.  So basically that house is every penny that man has in the world.

Jeeze I hate to think what the property taxes might be on this place. You'd have to pay a couple million a year.

Apparently in Atlanta, property taxes are based upon 40 percent of the assessed value of the property, which is about 6 mil for this house.  As such, the taxes for this past year were a scant $264K

LDM90: Something about small penises amirite?!

No. This isn't a anti-gun thread.