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   Decadence is having SEVEN kitchens in your house. Well that, and having an Olympic-sized swimming pool, 11 bathrooms, nine bedrooms and a movie theater

23 Feb 2013 12:25 PM   |   13540 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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thamike     
New money. No class.

23 Feb 2013 10:31 AM
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Gecko Gingrich    [TotalFark]  
1) Breakfast
2) Second breakfast
3) Elevesies
4) Lunch
5) Tea
6) Supper
7) Dinner

Wait, where am I supposed to cook my midnight snack?!

23 Feb 2013 10:45 AM
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gilgigamesh    [TotalFark]  
That house was a whole lot of nouveau riche hot mess.

23 Feb 2013 10:45 AM
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vartian    [TotalFark]  

thamike: New money. No class.


gilgigamesh: That house was a whole lot of nouveau riche hot mess.


This and that.

23 Feb 2013 10:48 AM
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Winterlight    [TotalFark]  
Opulence. I has it.

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23 Feb 2013 10:51 AM
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beantowndog     
I don't think I could cut back that much.

23 Feb 2013 10:59 AM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Huh... 7 kitchens and no taste

23 Feb 2013 11:15 AM
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DON.MAC    [TotalFark]  
I know several people who have 3 kitchens.  The main one, the basement one and the BBQ area that grew into a full kitchen.  With the way real estate people count, a sink and fridge in a work shed might count as a full kitchen too.

23 Feb 2013 11:17 AM
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AlwaysRightBoy    [TotalFark]  
I have friends who own a McMansion that has 8 bedrooms, six baths, two kitchens (and with a basement that is bigger than my whole house and two kids). I'm not going to do the math for these people.

/to each his own

23 Feb 2013 11:25 AM
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TheDumbBlonde     
Gah. Those pictures gave me a headache.

23 Feb 2013 11:25 AM
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DownDaRiver    [TotalFark]  
Oh look!!
A house that someone spent a bunch of money to build!!!
Now, This Is Exciting!!!

23 Feb 2013 11:38 AM
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The My Little Pony Killer     
Everything in that house was some shade of white, and yet nothing matched.  Go figure.

23 Feb 2013 11:51 AM
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sno man    [TotalFark]  
Seven kitchens and three pics of just the one? and one of the second. The article is almost as bad as the house.

23 Feb 2013 12:15 PM
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Zarquon's Flat Tire     
I liked the exteriors, but inside was all just fark ugly.

23 Feb 2013 12:21 PM
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WTF Indeed    [TotalFark]  
Apparently, he's only worth $50 million dollars.  So basically that house is every penny that man has in the world.

23 Feb 2013 12:28 PM
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had98c     
Seven kitchens? But I don't have seven wives.

23 Feb 2013 12:30 PM
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Quantum Apostrophe     
How long did it take to 3D print that?

23 Feb 2013 12:30 PM
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Wise_Guy     

WTF Indeed: Apparently, he's only worth $50 million dollars.  So basically that house is every penny that man has in the world.


I don't know anything about him, but what he's worth isn't as important as whether or not he still has that kind of money coming in.

23 Feb 2013 12:31 PM
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erveek     

had98c: Seven kitchens? But I don't have seven wives.


Ever been to St. Ives?

23 Feb 2013 12:34 PM
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darklingscribe     

WTF Indeed: Apparently, he's only worth $50 million dollars.  So basically that house is every penny that man has in the world.


Jeeze I hate to think what the property taxes might be on this place. You'd have to pay a couple million a year.

23 Feb 2013 12:34 PM
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TomD9938     

Zarquon's Flat Tire: I liked the exteriors, but inside was all just fark ugly.


The interior is done in Modern Mob Wife.

23 Feb 2013 12:34 PM
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Ima4nic8or     
My wife would still complain that she doesnt have enough cabinet space.

23 Feb 2013 12:34 PM
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Another Government Employee     
I rather go old school.

www.castles.org

It's a few blocks away.

23 Feb 2013 12:34 PM
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lucksi     
That doesn't look like something I would want to live in.

23 Feb 2013 12:36 PM
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Delay    [TotalFark]  
Our company deals with some folks who have made their money in the US "financial services" industry. The homes make the European palaces look shoddy. Also, how many yachts does one family actually need?

23 Feb 2013 12:37 PM
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Ima4nic8or     
If I ever win the lotto I am going to buy a house like that. Myself, the wife and kids will each have a room.  The remaining 6 bedrooms will be occupied by18 year old girls; one blonde, one brunette, one redhead, on asian chick, one latina and one negress.  They will all love anal and facials.  Each will be replaced upon turning 19.  The wife will go along with this since I will be rich.

23 Feb 2013 12:38 PM
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Vectron     
They cheaped out. That's faux zebra skin on the floor of the last picture. They should have gone with the real thing. Pikers.

/His parents should have given him the toys he wanted at christmas.

23 Feb 2013 12:39 PM
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Karma Curmudgeon    [TotalFark]  
Sharp eaves. Would not habitate.

23 Feb 2013 12:39 PM
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traylor     

Ima4nic8or: If I ever win the lotto I am going to buy a house like that. Myself, the wife and kids will each have a room.  The remaining 6 bedrooms will be occupied by18 year old girls; one blonde, one brunette, one redhead, on asian chick, one latina and one negress.  They will all love anal and facials.  Each will be replaced upon turning 19.  The wife will go along with this since I will be rich.


She will divorce you, and you will not be rich anymore.

23 Feb 2013 12:40 PM
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thamike     

Ima4nic8or: If I ever win the lotto I am going to buy a house like that. Myself, the wife and kids will each have a room.  The remaining 6 bedrooms will be occupied by18 year old girls; one blonde, one brunette, one redhead, on asian chick, one latina and one negress.  They will all love anal and facials.  Each will be replaced upon turning 19.  The wife will go along with this since I will be rich.


t0.gstatic.com

"Lot-to."

23 Feb 2013 12:40 PM
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kim jong-un     

Ima4nic8or: If I ever win the lotto I am going to buy a house like that. Myself, the wife and kids will each have a room.  The remaining 6 bedrooms will be occupied by18 year old girls; one blonde, one brunette, one redhead, on asian chick, one latina and one negress.  They will all love anal and facials.  Each will be replaced upon turning 19.  The wife will go along with this since I will be rich.


You need more money than the lottery for that.

My suggestion: start a religion or be a dictator.

23 Feb 2013 12:41 PM
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jtown     

Delay: Our company deals with some folks who have made their money in the US "financial services" industry. The homes make the European palaces look shoddy. Also, how many yachts does one family actually need?


I'm not sharing with Caitlin!

23 Feb 2013 12:42 PM
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AlwaysRightBoy    [TotalFark]  

had98c: Seven kitchens? But I don't have seven wives.


Nor, do I live in the house of seven gables.

23 Feb 2013 12:42 PM
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Wise_Guy     

Ima4nic8or: If I ever win the lotto I am going to buy a house like that. Myself, the wife and kids will each have a room.  The remaining 6 bedrooms will be occupied by18 year old girls; one blonde, one brunette, one redhead, on asian chick, one latina and one negress.  They will all love anal and facials.  Each will be replaced upon turning 19.  The wife will go along with this since I will be rich.


I read this in Vasili's voice.

i.imgur.com

23 Feb 2013 12:43 PM
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Rapmaster2000    [TotalFark]  
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I'd rather buy The Driving Miss Daisy house in Druid Hills.  The neighborhood is cooler and at $1.99M it's a better deal.

23 Feb 2013 12:43 PM
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BokerBill     

Delay: Also, how many yachts does one family actually need?


How many ports have you got?

23 Feb 2013 12:44 PM
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Pointy Tail of Satan     
I've lived in a few houses like that. You might think it's all rainbows and roses. But consider the agony of waiting 15 min for the serfs to arrive with the gestatorial chair! It's so hard to clean, I had to hire out of work tornadoes! And every day, Scientology tards would come to the gate asking "Does Ron live here?"

23 Feb 2013 12:44 PM
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Vectron     
"Honey, did you see where I left the car keys?"

23 Feb 2013 12:44 PM
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dr-shotgun     
Given that it's a Daily Mail link, I was expecting this to be a house that some town council had built for a 22 year old single mother of 11 kids from 7 different fathers, none of whom are around anymore.

I also expected a quite from the lady saying how she was pissed because this particular mansion wasn't fitted with the latest Gaggenau combi-oven and was a full mile further away from her 3rd and 4th child's father's prison, making visits "extremely difficult."

23 Feb 2013 12:45 PM
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YouPeopleAreCrazy     

traylor: She will divorce you, and you will not be rich anymore.


If you have $XX million, and your ex takes 1/2 in the divorce...you're still rich.

23 Feb 2013 12:46 PM
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give me doughnuts     
Ugly exterior.
Ugly interior.
In Atlanta.

Three strikes.

23 Feb 2013 12:46 PM
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TheDumbBlonde     

Another Government Employee: I rather go old school.

[www.castles.org image 645x506]

It's a few blocks away.


Ah, the Swann House. I distant cousin of my grandmother was the architect who designed it.

23 Feb 2013 12:47 PM
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LDM90     
Something about small penises amirite?!

23 Feb 2013 12:47 PM
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YouPeopleAreCrazy     

dr-shotgun: Given that it's a Daily Mail link, I was expecting this to be a house that some town council had built for a 22 year old single mother of 11 kids from 7 different fathers, none of whom are around anymore.


No, it's an article bashing (deservedly?) someone/something from the US. Same thing as far as the Daily Fail is concerned.

23 Feb 2013 12:48 PM
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Diagonal     
Gauche, ostentatious, gauche, tacky, gauche, and... well, the words "white trash" do come to mind.

23 Feb 2013 12:48 PM
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Agent Smiths Laugh     
I've often considered such ostentation a symptom of a troubled mind.

23 Feb 2013 12:48 PM
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Delay    [TotalFark]  

jtown: Delay: Our company deals with some folks who have made their money in the US "financial services" industry. The homes make the European palaces look shoddy. Also, how many yachts does one family actually need?

I'm not sharing with Caitlin!


Well, you have the right attitude. But, seriously never before has such obscene wealth been concentrated in the hands of so few as in today's Russia the US.

23 Feb 2013 12:48 PM
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give me doughnuts     

YouPeopleAreCrazy: traylor: She will divorce you, and you will not be rich anymore.

If you have $XX million, and your ex takes 1/2 in the divorce...you're still rich.


Pre-nups, and don't live in a community property state.

23 Feb 2013 12:49 PM
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dark brew     

darklingscribe: WTF Indeed: Apparently, he's only worth $50 million dollars.  So basically that house is every penny that man has in the world.

Jeeze I hate to think what the property taxes might be on this place. You'd have to pay a couple million a year.


Apparently in Atlanta, property taxes are based upon 40 percent of the assessed value of the property, which is about 6 mil for this house.  As such, the taxes for this past year were a scant $264K

23 Feb 2013 12:49 PM
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give me doughnuts     

LDM90: Something about small penises amirite?!


No. This isn't a anti-gun thread.

23 Feb 2013 12:50 PM
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