With helpful picture of a rabbit, for those confused by the reference:

RUN AWAY!

The comments to the article are derp worthy.  It's all a conspiracy.

calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x276]

Thank you. You magnificent bastard.

eyeq360: The comments to the article are derp worthy.  It's all a conspiracy.

The writer made damned sure to fan those flames in the last two completely unnecessary paragraphs

LOOK AT THE BONES!

They can leap about... They've got huge fangs... Look at the bones!

... and beady little eyes!

/careful now.

I warned you.

eh what's cookin Jones??

mab1823: I warned you.

Manky Scotch git.

Someone, get the holy hand grenade of Antioch befor this thread gets too silly.

Came for Monty Python, leaving satisfied.

The CDC noted, according to the paper, "If [the bacteria] were used as a bioweapon, the bacteria would likely be made airborne so they could be inhaled."

Not helping.

Watership Downs. That changed me at about 10 years old. It was on Nickelodeon all the damn time. (or was it HBO?)

And for good measure....

General Woundwort is pleased.

And Jimmy Carter can testify.

Jon iz teh kewl: [atomictoasters.com image 359x359]

eh what's cookin Jones??

The splooge on the barrel is a nice touch. Makes it look more realistic to TFA's commenters, I'm sure.

/knew the derp runs deep in this state, but WOW

Tularemia is said to have been around since 1715 BC, at very least, says Wikipedia via GoodSearch.
Run away, run away!

"I smell your fear, man-spawn."

Five is right out!

Interestingly, my grandfather died of this.
Some days you kill the rabbit, some days the rabbit kills you.

What's it going to do? Nibble my bum?

Despite what Monty Python claims, rabbits are, in fact, quite inept at killing people.

Killing THEMSELVES, however...

Unabashed masters. :P

It's amazing how few people know about the Age of Rabbits, that arose between the dinosaurs and human civilization.  They grew to ten feet at the shoulder, and roamed the plains in vast herds.

jfarkinB: Jon iz teh kewl: [atomictoasters.com image 359x359]

eh what's cookin Jones??

The splooge on the barrel is a nice touch. Makes it look more realistic to TFA's commenters, I'm sure.

/knew the derp runs deep in this state, but WOW

it looks like a PENIS!

Duck fever! Wabbit fever!


No respect for beaver fever.

It's not the rabbits you need to worry about.

I hear the Welsh ones kill you with cholesterol.

Symptoms include running around with pancakes on your head.

Has Ted Nugent been alerted?

Also...

OMG, their still after me!!!

moloko tried to warn us

mr lawson: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 259x195]

I'm disappointed it took nearly an hour for that to pop up.

Brick-House: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x423]

OMG, their they're still after me!!!

Fixed...because I obsess.

jtown: Has Ted Nugent been alerted?

Also...

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HOLY SH*T!  Was that the same Harold/Chester/"Howliday Inn"/"The Celery Stalks At Midnight" series?  I haven't seen that in years.  LOVED those!

Let's not go to Fark, tis a silly place.

Wow, the comments are... special.

Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

No Rabbititis jokes yet? Huh.

Captain Steroid: Despite what Monty Python claims, rabbits are, in fact, quite inept at killing people.

Killing THEMSELVES, however...
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Unabashed masters. :P

Suicide bunnies!!!


Anyway, I knew my brethren would rise up and fight back one day.