They also managed to make a burger that looks more sloppy and neglected than what McDonald's tosses in the trash at 5am when they're short on drunk foot traffic.

staplermofo: They also managed to make a burger that looks more sloppy and neglected than what McDonald's tosses in the trash at 5am when they're short on drunk foot traffic.

if you're anywhere close to the shape I'm in if I ever find myself (or manage to deduce my whereabouts later) at McDonald's at 5 AM, you'd probably not say no.

Plus, it has what I deem an adequate amount of bacon.

Cause we are the Aqua Teens! Make the homies say whoa and the girlies wanna scream!

Bacon cheeseburgers are awesome, mmmmm..... but at that size burger, it loses its awesomeness foe me and instead looks more like an unsettling pattie of ground-up cow muscle. Fark you, Minnesota, for making me a little grossed out at tasty burgers.

doglover: Cause we are the Aqua Teens! Make the homies say whoa and the girlies wanna scream!

Hmmm....





Yeah, I see your point.

ox45tallboy: doglover: Cause we are the Aqua Teens! Make the homies say whoa and the girlies wanna scream!

Hmmm....

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Yeah, I see your point.

Not quite.

Hands On A Hamburger

As with strippers, I'd have to be really drunk to want that.

#1 on the bucket list...

looks too rare -- send it back

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Bacon cheeseburgers are awesome, mmmmm..... but at that size burger, it loses its awesomeness foe me and instead looks more like an unsettling pattie of ground-up cow muscle. Fark you, Minnesota, for making me a little grossed out at tasty burgers.

So, would you say, "DO NOT WANT"?

I guess the drought wasn't so bad after all.

Whenever I see some of these extreme sized foods, I lose the urge to eat that food.

Am I alone in worrying that gluttony culture is more dangerous than gun culture?

Can I have one in a double?  with chili?

Do you see this? This is what I'm talking about.

I want fries with that.

/make the drink a large Dr Pepper

What was going through his mind? Did it just seem like a good idea at the time?

Melissa McCarthy seen boarding a plane to Minnesota saying "challenge accepted!".

        comes with ten lbs. of fries and a coke machine...

After reading about this kind of crap I always find myself re-reading that Al Qaeda recruitment pamphlet I picked up at a jihad trade show a few years ago.

What, no giant beer to go along with it??

Yeah, just be sure and scrape the bird sh*t off the top before taking a bite. Looks disgusting.

Pollexter: After reading about this kind of crap I always find myself re-reading that Al Qaeda recruitment pamphlet I picked up at a jihad trade show a few years ago.

This is part of our rich cultural heritage!

staplermofo: They also managed to make a burger that looks more sloppy and neglected than what McDonald's tosses in the trash at 5am when they're short on drunk foot traffic.

Everything about that place is sloppy, even after the remodel.

Also, how is is front page? This was back in September; I was there, I had a piece, it was resoundingly mediocre.

*is this, yeesh...

Pollexter: After reading about this kind of crap I always find myself re-reading that Al Qaeda recruitment pamphlet I picked up at a jihad trade show a few years ago.

Best comment.

Casino Spokesman...

I'm curious about the mechanics of how they flipped it.  Is there a video?

Saberus Terras: Can I have one in a double?  with chili?

I'll also need a large fry

And a diet coke

That is one sad-looking burger.  You almost expect it to say "Okay" as people start attacking it.

The Third Man: That is one sad-looking burger.  You almost expect it to say "Okay" as people start attacking it.

Meanwhile in...

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Do you see this? This is what I'm talking about.

That was my first thought.  That's one flat burger.

CujoQuarrel: Saberus Terras: Can I have one in a double?  with chili?

I'll also need a large fry

And a diet coke

Don't forget the extra large oreo milkshake.

Fano: What was going through his mind? Did it just seem like a good idea at the time?

I saw it and couldn't stop crying. That's when the security guards threw us out.

That is really stupid.  There should be a bun thickness to burger ratio rule in effect for 'world's biggest burger' challenges.  It should have to look like a burger.

Yeah, that looks appetizing.

That is a lot of dead horse

Wow. I think the Horta from that one Star Trek episode looks tastier than that sad looking 'burger'.

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Yeah, that looks appetizing.

BTW, that's a 190 lb burger above, so the 1 ton burger in the article looks even worse.

The bun is stale, the meat is moldy, the fluff gets up your nose.

// The picture is flipped, also.

This is why all their water is drying up.

Can you imagine how much beer will be needed to wash that bad boy down?

/what!?!?!
//no bacon, no jalepenos
///there better be cheese

I'm more appalled they put red onions on a burger.  That and you know they cooked it into well done oblivion.
/ I said medium rare!!

COOL?!? Did the sad tag commit suicide or something? What a horrifying waste of everything there.

Hey Minnesota, you suck.

Dammit.  I told them "No lettuce".

That's a really sad looking burger......