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thamike: I wonder how many insulated honkies the NYPost had to shake down before getting to that pitifully reluctant airspace complaint?
unlikely: So let me make sure I understand this right:The wealthy of Aspen, who are used to letting their money buy them the right to inconvenience those around them, are pissed off because someone trumped their cash and inconvenienced them?Kinda awesome.
johnnieconnie: Is it because the were inconvenienced by rich people, or was it because they were rich black people?/dnrtfa//rich people problems
Karac: johnnieconnie: Is it because the were inconvenienced by rich people, or was it because they were rich black people?/dnrtfa//rich people problemsOne witness told us, "Michelle was with two big groups and were in Aspen all weekend. Both girls were skiing, one in blue and one in a purple coat, and black pants. Michelle was in a navy ski suit. There were crowds of security guards dressed in black around them, all parked off the bunny slopes.The did seem kinda obsessed over color.
Dinki: air space was blocked because of [the Obamas'] plane, so others couldn't get their private jets in.The hardships that the wealthy have to put up with are beyond us mere mortals imaginings. How do they survive?
Happy Hours: I have never seen a black person ski.
BigLuca: They always bring color. Unless they go to England. Then they bring colour.
reillan: Wow... so the secure airspace caused people to reach escape velocity? That's awesome!
Munchausen's Proxy: Subby is a farking retarded racist that sees only race. What a piece of shiat you are. Go fark yourself
BuckTurgidson: We're told some wealthy Aspen visitors were annoyed when "air space was blocked because of [the Obamas'] plane, so others couldn't get their private jets in.[microscopic_violin.jpg]
Happy Hours: I have never seen a black person ski.Also, the bunny slopes are for pussies.Yes, I did the bunny slope once, but only once. I was on a black run later that day. I had no business on a black run my first day of skiing, but I made a wrong turn and had no choice.You learn a lot by falling down. I learned a LOT on my first ski trip.
White_Scarf_Syndrome: BigLuca: They always bring color. Unless they go to England. Then they bring colour.Thanks, dick. I just woke up my kid by gut laughing.Words are funny, thank you kind sir.
YouPeopleAreCrazy: Happy Hours: I have never seen a black person ski.You know one now.#1 Black high school ski racer in New York state, long long ago. Yes, we had a ski team. #2 in the state.Ski patrol, instructor, blah, blah.
Abox: Except for the rare urban outing, you don't see a single black face on the slopes even on the crowdedest holidays.
Sweaty Dynamite: Ah yes, the seminal work, "Negros I have met while snow skiing." The slightly longer version of the original, "Negros I have met while yachting."Also this: Clicky Pop
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