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Chemical pollutants in water is linked to gun ownership? Who knew?

The My Little Pony Killer: Chemical pollutants in water is linked to gun ownership? Who knew?

Well, pollution laws in red states tend to be lax.  There is probably a correlation with big 4x4s and bigdogs too.

Reproductive systems tend to be temperamental. Remember the eggs of the large birds on the west coast?

http://observers.france24.com/content /20130219-chinese-activist-inter n et-river-photos

In that case you can't blame me for the pollutants in the water.

Any excuse, eh, subs?

Snotnose: In that case you can't blame me for the pollutants in the water.

It's my fault. Sorry, y'all. I pee a lot.

/ tiny crank
// so very ronery

Stop feeling up all those otters.

1) Put Chemical Pollutants in water which causes small penises
2) Men with small penis buys Hummer 2 vehicles
3) PROFIT!

My son is a lawyer, what does your son do?  Oh, he measures otter cock bones.  Went to school for it and everything

Explains China.

Knew I should have used a water filter.

Champion of the Sun: My son is a lawyer, what does your son do?  Oh, he measures otter cock bones.  Went to school for it and everything

One of the two of these has the job upon which has the value to the society.  Let me provide to you the hint of this it is not the person who does the practicing of the legal field.  You are welcome.

Chemicals linked to problems with otters' penis bones

Vehicle size or firearm ownership the more likely correlation.

Let me just check my water purity test device.

Nope, my water's just fine.

meow said the dog: Champion of the Sun: My son is a lawyer, what does your son do?  Oh, he measures otter cock bones.  Went to school for it and everything

One of the two of these has the job upon which has the value to the society.  Let me provide to you the hint of this it is not the person who does the practicing of the legal field.  You are welcome.

I know you're just a gimmick account, but who is gonna help the otter cock bone measurer hold the chemical companies accountable?  I'm not sure if otter cock bone school has a course in environmental law as a prereq

Couldn't decide between making a joke about pollution and small penises in China, or about small penises and Chyna, so did neither.

Bear Grylls must have the world's tiniest schvonce, or does recycled water not count?

Champion of the Sun: I'm not sure if otter cock bone school has a course in environmental law as a prereq

I have not the assurance that law school does the requirement of knowing jack shiat about the field upon which is called the sciences.  Oh wait no I do have the assurance of this and the requirement upon it is not there.  In the words of those who are other than that upon which is used by me to make the suggestion that what is being done by these individuals is less valuable than the work upon which has been the completion of those who have the law degrees you are the silly individual who probably has jealousy due to the lack of the penis size by you very much OL.  I am trying to see this from the one side and the other side but cannot see around you either.

Penii?

rocketpants: Bear Grylls must have the world's tiniest schvonce, or does recycled water not count?

Nope, he's not Jewish. He just has a plain old cock.

Plastics make it possible probable

Cannot figure out why these 3 women are so interested in otter dick.

So wait a sec
Do small penises cause chemical pollutants?
Or is the the other way around?

Early cities were extremely insanitary places, so it made sense to drink beer rather than water

Therefore ...

I must have the purest water in the world lined into my house. I don't want anything bigger.

We've known this for a long time now. Chemicals in certain plastics last time I checked.

What an otter shame.

SEE? I told you there was shrinkage!!!!!!

I grew up drinking water out of the St Lawrence river. This explains a lot...

I don't drink water...

Water's clean here, ladies! Wooooweeeee!

DownDaRiver: So wait a sec
Do small penises cause chemical pollutants?
Or is the the other way around?

We've known for years that certain chemicals deemed fine for use are pseudo-hormones that interfere with reproductivity. But it's only been linked positively to large numbers of fish and amphibians that lack functioning male bits. They even know the chemicals involved and the pathways they interfere with in the body. But because industry pays huge salaries to any scientist willing to talk about confounding factors, the government has chosen to not regulate these chemicals even though the science is well-understood. Basically as long as one or two chemists can argue that there might be another, unknown environmental factor involved then there is no change in how a molecule is regulated.

The fact is that modern compounds are intrinsically dangerous and we don't hold those who use them accountable for exposing the population to higher risks. We socialize those risks rather than adding them into the cost of businesses doing business like we should be doing. Let the consumer pay up front for the damage that their consumption choices cause by requiring much better containment and treatment of higher-risk chemicals. And yes that includes byproducts when chemicals that are released break down.

That is essentially the only way to deal with the situation, but holding companies accountable for the damage they cause is considered socialism while treating the resulting medical conditions is a private health insurance matter.

mmm,
I wonder if I was affected by this pollution as a child.
I'm going to jump in my car and head down to the local water plant to try and find out about my water quality.

Step 1 find epa list of most poluted cities

Step 2 open hummer dealerships in said cities

Step 3 proffit

TiiiMMMaHHH:

Its only west africans that have the large black cawks, east africans have smaller penises on average than whites.

Ought to thought boner was just an expression.

Now I know who to thank... the Congresspeople who overrode Nixon's veto of the Clean Water Act.

Endocrine Disrupters have farked up alligators and a bunch of different species of birds, too. They're probably causing hormonal disoders in humans as well.

Great. The biggest pricks always seem to have the smallest penises.

On the flip side, good news for gun and sports car sales.

Bonanza Jellybean: Endocrine Disrupters have farked up alligators and a bunch of different species of birds, too. They're probably causing hormonal disoders in humans as well.

"Nah, unpossible"

The My Little Pony Killer: Chemical pollutants in water is linked to gun BMW ownership? Who knew?

FTFY

That explains Danica Patrick fans

encyclopediaplushuman: Reproductive systems tend to be temperamental. Remember the eggs of the large birds on the west coast?

They were delicious

Then I guess I must have been conceived in a leaky refinery. And those horsecack Brazilian trannies must have been raised organically vegan in the forest or something.
/Tranny forest