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   Man found guilty of harassing entire local Amish community. Mafia set to retaliate

31 Aug 2013 03:47 PM   |   7420 clicks   |   Sun News Network
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
Why don't you try to fark with the Amish now.


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31 Aug 2013 03:41 PM
MBooda    [TotalFark]  
clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop

31 Aug 2013 03:51 PM
utah dude     
i wanna bang esther.

31 Aug 2013 03:56 PM
maxheck     
Reading the headline, I was *hoping* it was going to be about a cantankerous ex coworker....

He lived adjacent to an Amish community, and every year they'd bring out the hand-cranked fire pump and spray liquid poop all over their fields. For the next few weeks a creek running through his property was an open sewer, and he didn't hesitate to tell you all about that. Mostly at lunchtime.

31 Aug 2013 04:06 PM
astinkywind     
There's no such thing as the amish mafia (Spoken in an amish twang)

31 Aug 2013 04:11 PM
StrikitRich    [TotalFark]  
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Retaliate with booze?

31 Aug 2013 04:12 PM
Madcaplaff     
Can't stand that show.

/like breaking Amish LA, though.

31 Aug 2013 04:15 PM
namegoeshere     

maxheck: Reading the headline, I was *hoping* it was going to be about a cantankerous ex coworker....

He lived adjacent to an Amish community, and every year they'd bring out the hand-cranked fire pump and spray liquid poop all over their fields. For the next few weeks a creek running through his property was an open sewer, and he didn't hesitate to tell you all about that. Mostly at lunchtime.


Was the community there when he moved in? If so, zero sympathy.

31 Aug 2013 04:26 PM
Nickster79    [TotalFark]  
Someone's getting a beard trimming in the slammer

/and by beard a I mean pubes

31 Aug 2013 04:27 PM
Madcaplaff     

StrikitRich: [images-cdn.lancasteronline.com image 638x638]

Retaliate with booze?


I don't get these guys. Are they Amish but not members of the church? The speak Dutch and collect money and all that, so what's their deal?

31 Aug 2013 04:33 PM
hogans     
You be careful out among them, English.

31 Aug 2013 04:34 PM
Raider_dad     
They're a million times more humble than thou art.

31 Aug 2013 04:40 PM
Mr. Shabooboo     
Don't mess with them..They can make the horse head in the bed thing happen for real..
You might wake up one morning and find your barn dismantled. These guys are brutal.

31 Aug 2013 04:40 PM
maxheck     
namegoeshere:

maxheck: Reading the headline, I was *hoping* it was going to be about a cantankerous ex coworker....

He lived adjacent to an Amish community, and every year they'd bring out the hand-cranked fire pump and spray liquid poop all over their fields. For the next few weeks a creek running through his property was an open sewer, and he didn't hesitate to tell you all about that. Mostly at lunchtime.

Was the community there when he moved in? If so, zero sympathy.


Dunno, and having lived in farm country all my life where people who build McMansions have to sign "fI'm moving next to a freakin' farm waivers..." I agree up to a point.

Still... shiat cannons making the local creeks run brown isn't exactly best practice.

31 Aug 2013 04:47 PM
4NTLRZ     
Dude just wants a woman who'll let him give it to her "buggy style".

Nothing to see here. Move along.

31 Aug 2013 04:52 PM
tonguedepressor     
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31 Aug 2013 04:52 PM
Rapmaster2000    [TotalFark]  
That show is about as realistic as TJ Hooker.

31 Aug 2013 04:54 PM
SearchN     

StrikitRich: [images-cdn.lancasteronline.com image 638x638]

Retaliate with booze?


As someone with friends that are connected to certain families in Detroit, yea these guys are pussies. And the chicks a dick.

31 Aug 2013 04:58 PM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
You shouldn't harass the poor Amish community. They're not fair game. They can't harass you back. Except for the Amish Mafia, of course.

If anybody asks thee why I used the community telephone, Jezebel, it was to call the cops on an ass with two pounds of meth under his car seat.

How do you know he had two pounds of meth under his car seat, Ezekiel? Surely thou wast not in his automobile?

Who doest thou think put it there, foolish Daughter of Eve?

How didst thou get thine hands on two pounds of meh, Brother Ezekiel? You've always been a straight and upright Christian man.

Jeraboam the Drug Dealer owest me a solid. Now hold they tongue, woman and doest as thou art bid.

31 Aug 2013 05:00 PM
HairBolus     
The guy harassing the Amish women may be nuts, but what about this comment?

Mike Ackermann · Top Commenter · M.D. at Self
I would love for them to invite a Krav Magna instructor to that community to give a few classes on armed and unarmed self defense.

Believe me, you are a LOT less afraid when you have the training, the tools, and a plan for personal self defense rather than just a vain hope the bad guys will leave you alone and an even vainer hope the police would arrive in time to save you from your assailant.


Well at least he isn't a gun nut and saying an Armed Amish would solve this problem. But wait, he probably knows that Amish will not bear arms against people because he is a gun nut.

"Tories' gun adviser compares Ont. police to Nazi SS"

A man who advised the Conservative government on firearms policies is comparing the Ontario Provincial Police to a fascist paramilitary group and the Nazi SS.

Dr. Mike Ackermann, a physician in Nova Scotia, was appointed in 2006 to a firearms advisory committee, reporting to then-public safety minister Stockwell Day.
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He wrote in March 2010 about Priscilla de Villiers, a woman whose daughter was shot and killed with a rifle while jogging in Burlington, Ont., and who spoke out in favour of the long-gun registry.

Ackermann wrote that while he has "great sympathy" for de Villiers, the tragic loss of her daughter doesn't qualify her as an expert on crime deterrence.

"She should devote her energies to lobbying for recognition of the right to armed self-defence by women such as her daughter, who would very likely still be alive today had she something better to defend herself with than a cell phone," he said.

31 Aug 2013 05:04 PM
J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski    [TotalFark]  
StrikitRich:
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Retaliate with booze?

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31 Aug 2013 05:04 PM
LeroyBourne     
That dude needs to watch King Pin.
Dress up like an Amish person.
Say, your from______farm.
Join them.
Take their women.

31 Aug 2013 05:18 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
Miller testified he had a religious experience and believes God wanted him to have an Amish wife.

He wanted one that was very plain.

31 Aug 2013 05:20 PM
Miss Stein     

MBooda: clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop


Done in two.

/shakes angry fist

31 Aug 2013 05:28 PM
vbob     
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31 Aug 2013 05:41 PM
Slam1263     
What was he doing?

Wiring their homes?

31 Aug 2013 06:15 PM
Slam1263     

Mr. Shabooboo: Don't mess with them..They can make the horse head in the bed thing happen for real..
You might wake up one morning and find your barn dismantled. These guys are brutal.


Don't you hate it when that happens.

I'll never have another 3 way with John Kerry and Sarah J. Parker.

31 Aug 2013 06:21 PM
FormlessOne     
What a Mennonitemare.

31 Aug 2013 06:36 PM
CBob     
At least he didn't drive a milk truck.

31 Aug 2013 06:43 PM
Slam1263     

FormlessOne: What a Mennonitemare.


I bet the Amish are Brethren easier now.

31 Aug 2013 06:52 PM
Mr. Shabooboo     

Slam1263: Mr. Shabooboo: Don't mess with them..They can make the horse head in the bed thing happen for real..
You might wake up one morning and find your barn dismantled. These guys are brutal.

Don't you hate it when that happens.

I'll never have another 3 way with John Kerry and Sarah J. Parker.


It's ok..You'll find another couple..No need to put on a long face..

31 Aug 2013 07:00 PM
Archfeld     
They might be 'Amish', like the Westboro Baptist church members are 'Christian', and 'Scientologists' are sane...

31 Aug 2013 07:00 PM
evilsofa     
He said he believes Amish women are held against their will and was upset the sect wouldn't let him join.

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31 Aug 2013 07:02 PM
KrispyKritter     

utah dude: i wanna bang esther.


merlin's little sister is cute.

31 Aug 2013 08:34 PM
mmonnens     
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Oblig.

31 Aug 2013 10:40 PM
The Pumpkin Eater     

mmonnens: Oblig.


Came for Weird Al.
Thank you.

31 Aug 2013 10:59 PM
Slam1263     

Mr. Shabooboo: Slam1263: Mr. Shabooboo: Don't mess with them..They can make the horse head in the bed thing happen for real..
You might wake up one morning and find your barn dismantled. These guys are brutal.

Don't you hate it when that happens.

I'll never have another 3 way with John Kerry and Sarah J. Parker.

It's ok..You'll find another couple..No need to put on a long face..


Neigh I say, I won't be feeling my oats anytime soon.

31 Aug 2013 11:55 PM
SuddenlySamhain     

Rapmaster2000: That show is about as realistic as TJ Hooker.


carefull now,dont badmouth the rug

01 Sep 2013 12:04 AM
Por que tan serioso     

brantgoose: You shouldn't harass the poor Amish community. They're not fair game. They can't harass you back. Except for the Amish Mafia, of course.

If anybody asks thee why I used the community telephone, Jezebel, it was to call the cops on an ass with two pounds of meth under his car seat.

How do you know he had two pounds of meth under his car seat, Ezekiel? Surely thou wast not in his automobile?

Who doest thou think put it there, foolish Daughter of Eve?

How didst thou get thine hands on two pounds of meh, Brother Ezekiel? You've always been a straight and upright Christian man.

Jeraboam the Drug Dealer owest me a solid. Now hold they tongue, woman and doest as thou art bid.


The last line was golden.

01 Sep 2013 12:50 AM
rnatalie    [TotalFark]  
Oh Jebediah, give it to me you Abe Lincoln lookin motherfarker.

01 Sep 2013 08:36 AM
StrikitRich    [TotalFark]  

Madcaplaff: StrikitRich: [images-cdn.lancasteronline.com image 638x638]

Retaliate with booze?

I don't get these guys. Are they Amish but not members of the church? The speak Dutch and collect money and all that, so what's their deal?


It's been said on the show that they are from the show but not baptized into the Church.  Esther used to be a model, believe it or not.

01 Sep 2013 08:49 AM
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