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   Don't mess with Chinese women. Some of them will kill you and then boil your corpse in a pressure cooker

31 Aug 2013 08:34 PM   |   8594 clicks   |   Sun News Network
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tetsoushima     
As long as she leaves my coke alone, we'll be just fine.

31 Aug 2013 08:36 PM
Apik0r0s     
Chinese Fetus Soup gives new meaning to Over 1 Billion Served.

31 Aug 2013 08:40 PM
Astorix     
She was pretty stewed.

31 Aug 2013 08:41 PM
skinink     
Moo Goo Gai Husband.

31 Aug 2013 08:42 PM
RottenEggs     
No big deal . They do that with fetuses all the time over there . It's perfectly normal .

31 Aug 2013 08:42 PM
Paris1127    [TotalFark]  
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It could have been worse...

31 Aug 2013 08:44 PM
rkiller1     
Yellow journalism.

31 Aug 2013 08:44 PM
TinyFist    [TotalFark]  
Noted. Thanks for the advice subby.

31 Aug 2013 08:44 PM
RoyHobbs22     

tetsoushima: As long as she leaves my coke alone, we'll be just fine.


doesn't seem like she is the joking type.

31 Aug 2013 08:44 PM
evilsofa     
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31 Aug 2013 08:45 PM
whither_apophis     
If only they'd outlawed pressure cookers.

31 Aug 2013 08:45 PM
dragonchild    [TotalFark]  
Is that what that meant. . .
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31 Aug 2013 08:46 PM
AbiNormal     

Astorix: She was pretty stewed.


FTFY

31 Aug 2013 08:47 PM
Lady Indica     
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31 Aug 2013 08:48 PM
dshriner     
I worked in China a few years ago and was told by an American who lived there off and on for 20 years to be careful of Chinese women over age 30.

He compared them to a pet raccoon.
"When they're young they're cute and cuddly but when they get older they will chew your arm off."

Or boil you, apparently.

31 Aug 2013 08:48 PM
rkiller1     
Good, one less driver on the streets.

31 Aug 2013 08:53 PM
numbone     
Dim sum tough tracks to cover.

31 Aug 2013 08:54 PM
MaliFinn     
Abusive spouse gets what they deserve.  +1

31 Aug 2013 09:03 PM
medieval     
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Mrs. Chu will mess you up.

31 Aug 2013 09:05 PM
ongbok     
Or she could be one of those wicked woman putting period blood in stew.

31 Aug 2013 09:06 PM
elffster     
Jokes on her, she will be hungry again an hour later..

31 Aug 2013 09:07 PM
katerbug72     
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31 Aug 2013 09:08 PM
Point02GPA    [TotalFark]  
She'll have to do it again in a 1/2 hour.

31 Aug 2013 09:08 PM
InternetSecurityGuard     
Wanton soup?

31 Aug 2013 09:10 PM
Point02GPA    [TotalFark]  

elffster: Jokes on her, she will be hungry again an hour later..


Drat! Just missed it by a 1/2 hour.

31 Aug 2013 09:11 PM
Quantum Apostrophe     
Did she add this?

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31 Aug 2013 09:12 PM
2wolves     
Crazy knows no gender bias.

31 Aug 2013 09:12 PM
TinyFist    [TotalFark]  

elffster: Jokes on her, she will be hungry again an hour later..


nice.

31 Aug 2013 09:13 PM
namegoeshere     
That's a big pressure cooker.

31 Aug 2013 09:14 PM
mudpants    [TotalFark]  
" Don't mess with Chinese women. Some of them will kill you and then boil your corpse in a pressure cooker    "

It's not news it's FARK

31 Aug 2013 09:15 PM
MBooda     
Who's her husband? General Tso?

/tastes like chicken

31 Aug 2013 09:17 PM
Ryker's Peninsula     
Is this some kind of a joke, because my Coke tastes funny.
I'm sure the recipe she used was an ancient Chinese secret.

31 Aug 2013 09:21 PM
StarshipAngel     
Moo goo gai (in) pan

Twice cooked hubby

I could go on all night

Or would you rather have general tso kitten?

31 Aug 2013 09:22 PM
Gergesa     

dshriner: I worked in China a few years ago and was told by an American who lived there off and on for 20 years to be careful of Chinese women over age 30.

He compared them to a pet raccoon.
"When they're young they're cute and cuddly but when they get older they will chew your arm off."

Or boil you, apparently.


So go with Japanese or Korean?

31 Aug 2013 09:23 PM
lack of warmth     
The killing part isn't cool, but you got to admire her thriftiness.  No funeral expenses for her, and saved on groceries for a month.

31 Aug 2013 09:25 PM
Enemabag Jones     
At least she had a plan and followed through with it.

\How large of a pressure cooker can one buy for household use?

\\Hello NSA.

31 Aug 2013 09:30 PM
doosh     
Don't forget the Hotsink Soup and the Twice Porked Pork

/ah, National Lampoon

31 Aug 2013 09:32 PM
Enemabag Jones     
Is anyone out there looking for the largest possible pressure cooker online?

Be careful about that knock on the door.

31 Aug 2013 09:33 PM
ongbok     
Bet when it was done she was planning to cover him in the cum of sum yun guy.

31 Aug 2013 09:35 PM
ArcadianRefugee     

Enemabag Jones: At least she had a plan and followed through with it.

\How large of a pressure cooker can one buy for household use?

\\Hello NSA.


FBI.

DHS.

...

31 Aug 2013 09:38 PM
foxyshadis     
Psychotic family killing Asian woman trifecta in play?

31 Aug 2013 09:39 PM
tb tibbles     
I guess he slapped her one too many times and told her to go in the kitchen and make him a sammich.

"Ok, now you a sammich,in fact I make you two weeks worth of sammiches."

31 Aug 2013 09:41 PM
Enemabag Jones     
Can someone help me search for the largest possible pressure cooker online.

Also I need to find some sort of bag that fits over my back as well.

Thanks for doing the searching for me.  You can use your work computer if you have to.

31 Aug 2013 09:41 PM
Enemabag Jones     
foxyshadis
Psychotic family killing Asian woman trifecta in play?

I have known a few asian females and they were all a little crazy. None of them were ABC either.

\Not sure if that is because of my character or if that represents a fair cross-sample of the population?

31 Aug 2013 09:47 PM
SirEattonHogg     
My wife is Asian and if she went crazy and made me into a dish, it'd probably be soup. She's crazy about making soups.  I'd be soup stock for sure.

31 Aug 2013 09:57 PM
nytmare     

SirEattonHogg: My wife is Asian and if she went crazy and made me into a dish, it'd probably be soup. She's crazy about making soups.  I'd be soup stock for sure.


Won hon soup.

31 Aug 2013 10:06 PM
Fallout Boy     

SirEattonHogg: My wife is Asian and if she went crazy and made me into a dish, it'd probably be soup. She's crazy about making soups.  I'd be soup stock for sure.


Nope. It will probably be 白斬雞 (white chopped chicken).

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/because you know, you're white
//are you?
///I'll show myself out

31 Aug 2013 10:06 PM
Ebenator    [TotalFark]  
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31 Aug 2013 10:09 PM
Guest     

MaliFinn: Abusive spouse gets what they deserve.  +1


This.   Mothers ignoring the husbands/partners abusing their children is probably the number one reason the children hate the mother as well.     She did what needed to be done and it is a pity she was so good hearted she could not hold the crime within herself and needed to confess.

Please note this could also be the other-way around whereby the mother is abusing the child and I would feel the same way.

31 Aug 2013 10:12 PM
SirEattonHogg     
Fallout Boy:  /because you know, you're white
//are you?
///I'll show myself out


No.  I'm Asian.  And not a big fan of the bai gai yuk (white chicken?).  Rather have popeyes.

31 Aug 2013 10:21 PM
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