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   You're supposed to put the lime in the coconut, not the coke in the lime, you nut

31 Aug 2013 09:27 PM   |   5647 clicks   |   New York Daily News
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neongoats    [TotalFark]  
Good one subby, I lolled.

31 Aug 2013 09:28 PM
Astorix     
Call the doctor in the morning.

31 Aug 2013 09:31 PM
schoolbread     
Meanwhile, the 50 ton shipment of coke hidden inside oranges made it safely into the country.

31 Aug 2013 09:32 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope    [TotalFark]  
Get it straight, man.

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31 Aug 2013 09:33 PM
Nabb1    [TotalFark]  
But what about my bellyache?

31 Aug 2013 09:37 PM
Quantum Apostrophe     

schoolbread: Meanwhile, the 50 ton shipment of coke hidden inside oranges made it safely into the country.


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Were they blue?

31 Aug 2013 09:40 PM
jfarkinB     
H. O. T. Y.

31 Aug 2013 09:44 PM
ThatDarkFellow     
Nailed it

31 Aug 2013 09:45 PM
I Like Bread     
Suspect was overheard saying, "This'll make a great Fark headline!"

31 Aug 2013 09:52 PM
dbrunker     
In case you missed the reference...
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31 Aug 2013 10:01 PM
Piizzadude     
+1 internets for subby

31 Aug 2013 10:10 PM
gordian    [TotalFark]  
Awesome, subby. Love it.

31 Aug 2013 10:18 PM
No Soap Radio     
Hope subby didn't suffer any fatigue after lifting the headline from the first sentence of the article.

31 Aug 2013 10:22 PM
styckx    [TotalFark]  
That's a lot of farking coke..

31 Aug 2013 10:28 PM
jfarkinB     

No Soap Radio: Hope subby didn't suffer any fatigue after lifting the headline from the first sentence of the article.


I think it's more accurate to say subby repaired the first sentence of the article.

31 Aug 2013 10:29 PM
Sgt Oddball     
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"
Now lemme get this straight

31 Aug 2013 10:30 PM
vbob     
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31 Aug 2013 10:33 PM
prisoner6     
OK I admit it.  Even being a Harry fan I never understood lime in the coconut.  Anyone want to explain it to an old fark?


Please keep it (sorta) SFW.  I'm at work and when I get home there might be grand kids....

31 Aug 2013 10:38 PM
fappomatic     
That's the only way anyone will get me to do tequila shots.

31 Aug 2013 10:41 PM
triptheory     

Quantum Apostrophe: schoolbread: Meanwhile, the 50 ton shipment of coke hidden inside oranges made it safely into the country.



Were they blue?


Never heard of this film before today. Will be watching it this evening.

/thanks
//feel like the only American that likes Tintin.

31 Aug 2013 11:21 PM
MBooda    [TotalFark]  
Baron Samedi unimpressed.
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31 Aug 2013 11:21 PM
MBooda    [TotalFark]  
triptheory:

Never heard of this film before today. Will be watching it this evening.

The Spielberg/Peter Jackson mess? God no. Stick with the books.

/got all of 'em, most in French too
//did you know  Hergé was a blatant racist and Nazi collaborator?

31 Aug 2013 11:36 PM
RyansPrivates     
Do you still drink 'em both up?

01 Sep 2013 12:04 AM
triptheory     
I was referring to Blue Oranges.

I enjoyed the Spielberg movie. It wasn't terrible. I grew up on the books, but it didn't offend me at all.

I still have all of mine as well. Only one I have in French is Congo, but I have a translated version of the newspaper strips.

I don't know enough about him to speak of any racism, but he did write for a publication that collaborated, yes. He was also a know neutralist, and King Ottokar's Sceptre could be seen as anti-fascist/nazi. I don't think it's so cut & dry.

/check out Adventures of Hergé by Bocquet & Fromental if you haven't already.

01 Sep 2013 12:07 AM
triptheory     
Sorry for threadjacking...

01 Sep 2013 12:09 AM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
They can put a go-cart on Mars but they can't breed a coconut with the lime already in. I blame Christian fundamentalism. They're really done a job on the teaching of biology.

Somebody should breed a plant that grows margaritas.

In Terry Pratchett's fantasy novel, The Last Continent, the wizards go to the continent of XXXX (pronounce Fourecks) to get Rincewind back for some reason, and they discover the island where the God of Evolution lives.

They also discover that evolution works on teleological principles such as are often used to explain it (badly) to children and other non-scientists.

For example, plants are busy evolving to propagate their seeds by being useful to animals such as humans. One bush learns overnight how to grow cigarettes. Meanwhile the God of Evolution is found fussing about his beloved beetles (see J.B.S. Haldane) and inventing an elephant with wheels.

It's every dumb joke you've ever heard about evolution. I wouldn't be surprsed if they didn't have ducks with crocodile heads.

XXXX is, of course, the Discworld version of Australia. They hold boat races on dried up river beds with the boats carried by the racers, unlike Ankh-Morpork, which holds its boat race on the river itself, which is so polluted you can run on it. If you run too slowly, it will eat your shoes.

01 Sep 2013 12:34 AM
Quantum Apostrophe     

triptheory: Never heard of this film before today. Will be watching it this evening.


There is also Tintin et le mystère de la Toison d'Or. They're not the greatest movies but they have nostalgia value for me.

01 Sep 2013 12:42 AM
jake_lex    [TotalFark]  
I just wanna plug the documentary "Who is Harry Nilsson, and Why Is Everyone Talkin' About Him?" that you can stream on Netflix.  Good stuff.

/you're breakin' my heart
//you're tearin' it apart
///so fark you

01 Sep 2013 12:42 AM
GrymRpr     

MBooda: Baron Samedi unimpressed.
[www.poplifeart.com image 333x255]Tha UN-Cola!

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                             Simply Marvelous !

Bwaaahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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01 Sep 2013 12:52 AM
Kensey     
Lime in the coke, you nut?

01 Sep 2013 01:32 AM
dywed88     

jfarkinB: No Soap Radio: Hope subby didn't suffer any fatigue after lifting the headline from the first sentence of the article.

I think it's more accurate to say subby repaired the first sentence of the article.


No, I am pretty sure the first sentence was correct and exactly what the writer intended.

01 Sep 2013 03:22 AM
SDRR     
Did it relieve his belly ache?

/I said "A WOOO HOOO HOOO"

01 Sep 2013 07:08 AM
dopekitty74     
way late, but awesome headline subby :)

01 Sep 2013 11:18 AM
Bondith    [TotalFark]  

No Soap Radio: Hope subby didn't suffer any fatigue after lifting the headline from the first sentence of the article.


Subby saw this story on TV, Googled it and submitted the first link that came up.  I was a little surprised that nobody beat me to it.

The fatigue came from lifting "you nut" from the Coke ad.

/subby
//first greenlight that wasn't shameless self promotion

01 Sep 2013 02:31 PM
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