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   Man, things have changed. Twenty years ago, the lunch lady was giving the mystery meat to me

01 Sep 2013 01:38 AM   |   13857 clicks   |   Denver Post
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DanZero    [TotalFark]  
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Keep the Malk, Grade F meat, and gym mats far away kthxbai

01 Sep 2013 12:09 AM
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
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Would love to feed her my meat.

01 Sep 2013 12:12 AM
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doglover     
17 is over the age of consent in even most of America(north and south)Link, and certainly in the rest of the world. Hell, in France Roman Polanski is a free man.

Fire every cop, DA, and journalist in involved in this kind of pedantic non-issue while there's real crimes to solve and disseminate information about.

01 Sep 2013 12:16 AM
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MrBallou    [TotalFark]  
FTFA: Harris allegedly had sex with the teenager and a 20-year-old man...

Safe to assume she worked the sandwich station.

01 Sep 2013 01:11 AM
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Makh    [TotalFark]  
Grease me up woman!

01 Sep 2013 01:38 AM
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whatshisname     
If we had lunch ladies who looked like that, I'm sure things would have been different.

01 Sep 2013 01:43 AM
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JellyDoughnut     
 coughcoughcough *daddy issues turned into zero sense of worth resulting in immaturity*.coughcoughcough* She's a 34teen?

01 Sep 2013 01:43 AM
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Dead for Tax Reasons     

Makh: Grease me up woman!


okey dokey

01 Sep 2013 01:44 AM
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JellyDoughnut     
Golly. I have had only one glass and already woosey .  Come at me Grammar Nazi's! I deserve it!

/you wouldn't hit a chick with contacts would you?

01 Sep 2013 01:45 AM
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SpdrJay     
What's the best thing about sex with 17 year olds?

There's SEVENTEEN of them!!!

01 Sep 2013 01:45 AM
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Cagey B    [TotalFark]  
By lunch lady standards, oh hells yeah. Also the Debbie Downer expression in her mugshot is far more amusing than it should be.

01 Sep 2013 01:49 AM
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DarkSoulNoHope     

SpdrJay: What's the best thing about sex with 17 year olds?

There's SEVENTEEN of them!!!


1.bp.blogspot.com

01 Sep 2013 01:49 AM
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Notabunny    [TotalFark]  
Ida been on that like ducks on a junebug

01 Sep 2013 01:50 AM
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JSam21     

doglover: 17 is over the age of consent in even most of America(north and south)Link, and certainly in the rest of the world. Hell, in France Roman Polanski is a free man.

Fire every cop, DA, and journalist in involved in this kind of pedantic non-issue while there's real crimes to solve and disseminate information about.


Its not the age. It is the fact that the 17 year old is a student at the school she works at. He could have been 18 and it would still be a crime.

01 Sep 2013 01:51 AM
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puffy999     

SpdrJay: What's the best thing about sex with 17 year olds?

There's SEVENTEEN of them!!!


And they're all dead! With pitchfork holes in them!

01 Sep 2013 01:51 AM
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Mood_For_Trouble     
Is it just me or does she look just like Gwyneth Paltrow?

01 Sep 2013 01:52 AM
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puffy999     
Incidentally, I bet that woman has a 10-year-old package...

Of cigarettes underneath a loose brick on the roof.

01 Sep 2013 01:52 AM
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puffy999     

Mood_For_Trouble: Is it just me or does she look just like Gwyneth Paltrow?


puffy999: Incidentally, I bet that woman has a 10-year-old package...

Of cigarettes underneath a loose brick on the roof.


Damnit. ;)

01 Sep 2013 01:53 AM
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TomD9938     

whatshisname: If we had lunch ladies who looked like that, I'm sure things would have been different.


The thought alone fills me with the urge to vomit.

i1.ytimg.com

01 Sep 2013 01:54 AM
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AbuHashish     

MrBallou: FTFA: Harris allegedly had sex with the teenager and a 20-year-old man...

Safe to assume she worked the sandwich station

OK, that made me laugh. Keyboard safe luckily


01 Sep 2013 01:57 AM
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ReluctantPaladin     

JSam21: doglover: 17 is over the age of consent in even most of America(north and south)Link, and certainly in the rest of the world. Hell, in France Roman Polanski is a free man.

Fire every cop, DA, and journalist in involved in this kind of pedantic non-issue while there's real crimes to solve and disseminate information about.

Its not the age. It is the fact that the 17 year old is a student at the school she works at. He could have been 18 and it would still be a crime.


Oh yes!  Because everyone knows that the lunchlady is in a position of power that renders any relationship with a student horribly inappropriate!

/Why he might get second helpings of Tator-Tot Casserole!
//Or warm apple pie.

01 Sep 2013 02:04 AM
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Tuskan_Roeder     
She works where?

great-wall-of-china.org
FALCOOOON LUNCH!

I'll leave now...

01 Sep 2013 02:06 AM
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HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  
Sounds like this lunch lady has been dispensing dubious roast beef.

01 Sep 2013 02:09 AM
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freak7     
The age of consent in Colorado is 17, why is she being charged?

01 Sep 2013 02:11 AM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
what bullshiat. i'll give a damn about this after we hang a few thousand kiddie raping priests and all those who protected them.

01 Sep 2013 02:13 AM
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MaxSupernova     
My experience has led me to believe that a woman between 30-35 will fark about anything....and she will door often.  I wish I would have known this at 16.

01 Sep 2013 02:13 AM
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MaxSupernova     

MaxSupernova: My experience has led me to believe that a woman between 30-35 will fark about anything....and she will door often.  I wish I would have known this at 16.


do it often....stupid autocorrect.

01 Sep 2013 02:14 AM
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video man    [TotalFark]  

MaxSupernova: MaxSupernova: My experience has led me to believe that a woman between 30-35 will fark about anything....and she will door often.  I wish I would have known this at 16.

do it often....stupid autocorrect.


Oh she leaves that door open. Like she was born in a barn.

01 Sep 2013 02:15 AM
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MaxSupernova     

video man: MaxSupernova: MaxSupernova: My experience has led me to believe that a woman between 30-35 will fark about anything....and she will door often.  I wish I would have known this at 16.

do it often....stupid autocorrect.

Oh she leaves that door open. Like she was born in a barn.


exactly!

01 Sep 2013 02:16 AM
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Travis_Bickle     
More testicles means more iron.

01 Sep 2013 02:20 AM
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TeddyRooseveltsMustache     
I'd pour my gravy on her.

01 Sep 2013 02:21 AM
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Jorn the Younger     
Lunchlady is not a position of authority in the way that a teacher or coach is.
Depending on AOC laws in the locallity, that may or may not be an issue.

Silly American puritanical views on human sexuality.

01 Sep 2013 02:25 AM
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dropdfun     
Crazy eyes.

01 Sep 2013 02:32 AM
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Brick-House     
Forget about the mystery meat, anyone want some cream pie for desert?

01 Sep 2013 02:35 AM
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zombiegoat     

KrispyKritter: what bullshiat. i'll give a damn about this after we hang a few thousand kiddie raping priests and all those who protected them.


Not exactly the justice system we subscribe to, but I like the cut of your jib.

01 Sep 2013 02:40 AM
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FatherChaos     
www.stripersonline.com

But seriously, she has crazy eyes.  No dick in crazy, kids.

01 Sep 2013 02:52 AM
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drjekel_mrhyde     
I am starting to wonder how many farkettes are banging under-aged kids

01 Sep 2013 02:54 AM
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TAOCHOW    [TotalFark]  
Damm, cafeteria workers look a lot better then when I went to school, back then the best looking would look like Newt Gingrich with a bad wig on. nttawwt

01 Sep 2013 03:03 AM
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The Flexecutioner     
Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders ... navy beans, navy beans, navy beans .... meatloaf sandwich.

Sloppy Joe, slop sloppy joe yeah, sloppy joe, slop sloppy joe yeah ....

01 Sep 2013 03:12 AM
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RealAmericanHero     
No crime. This doesn't matter. I'm not gonna say "police state" like an idiot but we're certainly joining ranks with the worst nations in the world when it comes to sex.

01 Sep 2013 04:10 AM
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Delay    [TotalFark]  

freak7: The age of consent in Colorado is 17, why is she being charged?


Apparently somebody thinks a lunch lady is in a "position of trust."

01 Sep 2013 04:30 AM
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American Decency Association    [TotalFark]  
here's a clip she put up on YouTube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wmBO VizKj0

01 Sep 2013 04:31 AM
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LiberalConservative     

doglover: 17 is over the age of consent in even most of America(north and south)Link, and certainly in the rest of the world. Hell, in France Roman Polanski is a free man.

Fire every cop, DA, and journalist in involved in this kind of pedantic non-issue while there's real crimes to solve and disseminate information about.


Perhaps. But if it were a 34 year old man working in the same position that had sex with a 17 year old girl...

01 Sep 2013 04:42 AM
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doglover     

LiberalConservative: doglover: 17 is over the age of consent in even most of America(north and south)Link, and certainly in the rest of the world. Hell, in France Roman Polanski is a free man.

Fire every cop, DA, and journalist in involved in this kind of pedantic non-issue while there's real crimes to solve and disseminate information about.

Perhaps. But if it were a 34 year old man working in the same position that had sex with a 17 year old girl...


I also wouldn't care at all. Rape, murder, arson, robbery: these are what police should focus on. 17 is over the age of consent everwhere worth living and well over in the bad places to live. What consenting post-pubescents do in their own time is their own business.

01 Sep 2013 05:25 AM
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croesius     

American Decency Association: here's a clip she put up on YouTube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wmBOV izKj0


So he's overseas protecting America, and she's here boning school kids? Goddammit, this is what is wrong with our nation.

That, and all broads named Tonya/Tanya/anyvariationthereof are crazy.

01 Sep 2013 05:35 AM
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mooseyfate     
I would split that like wet pine.

/at 17, that is
//now days, I'd simply toss it in her

01 Sep 2013 06:19 AM
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mooseyfate     

American Decency Association: here's a clip she put up on YouTube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wmBOV izKj0


After reviewing the video, I would definitely hit that. Back then, today, tomorrow. Looks good to me.

01 Sep 2013 06:25 AM
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The Evil Home Brewer     

doglover: 17 is over the age of consent in even most of America(north and south)Link, and certainly in the rest of the world. Hell, in France Roman Polanski is a free man.

Fire every cop, DA, and journalist in involved in this kind of pedantic non-issue while there's real crimes to solve and disseminate information about.


No....

Don't like a law? Get enough like-minded people and change it. Sex with someone underage IS a crime regardless of whether or not you agree you creepy pedo.

01 Sep 2013 07:29 AM
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doglover     

The Evil Home Brewer: doglover: 17 is over the age of consent in even most of America(north and south)Link, and certainly in the rest of the world. Hell, in France Roman Polanski is a free man.

Fire every cop, DA, and journalist in involved in this kind of pedantic non-issue while there's real crimes to solve and disseminate information about.

No....

Don't like a law? Get enough like-minded people and change it..


Doctor lecture thyself. Canada, and most states in the US, have an age of consent of 16. In the midwest and New York, it jumps to 17, and in Mexico it's mostly 12 which is creepy. Only California, Florida, and a few other states set the bar as high as 18. I posted a link to the wikipedia map earlier. The country I'm in, on the other hand, I don't even know what the age of consent is because you have to be over 20 with ID to get into bars so it doesn't come up. I think it might be 16 as well, but that's just because Canada's a role model for progressive social policy.

01 Sep 2013 07:51 AM
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GRCooper     

FatherChaos: But seriously, she has crazy eyes.  No dick in crazy, kids.


Soooo disagree. Crazy is awesome in the sack.

/just gotta have your exit strategy in place before
//besides, it's a mugshot - the ones to worry about are the ones who don't look a little crazy in their mugshot

01 Sep 2013 08:12 AM
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