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   Model/actress Katia Elizarova claims that some models pull out their teeth in order to look thinner. Why not? It's not like they were going to use them anyway

24 Sep 2013 03:38 PM   |   6008 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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RedPhoenix122    [TotalFark]  
The rest just lose them naturally through vomiting.

24 Sep 2013 02:51 PM
walkerhound     
I hate it when my model girlfriend uses her teeth.

24 Sep 2013 02:54 PM
SurfaceTension    [TotalFark]  
So...win-win?

24 Sep 2013 03:11 PM
LarryDan43     

RedPhoenix122: The rest just lose them naturally through vomiting.


Vomiting plus amphetamines and they rot right out.

24 Sep 2013 03:42 PM
Thudfark     
That girl could use a sammich. And my penis.

24 Sep 2013 03:43 PM
Mister Buttons     
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24 Sep 2013 03:43 PM
MagSeven     
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24 Sep 2013 03:51 PM
FarkingReading     
But what does this have to do with Miley Cyrus' tongue?

Oooooh. Maybe Miley is trying to use her tongue to pull out her own teeth.

24 Sep 2013 03:52 PM
whither_apophis     
Don't fark with models, they are tough and ruthless.

24 Sep 2013 03:53 PM
HotIgneous Intruder     
Russian culture is ever more perverse than ours.

24 Sep 2013 03:56 PM
Atomic Spunk     
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What a fat, disgusting pig!

24 Sep 2013 03:59 PM
farkingismybusiness    [TotalFark]  
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I hope she wins this year's Slashie.

24 Sep 2013 04:01 PM
Brick-House     
Makes for better BJs I guess.

24 Sep 2013 04:03 PM
JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  

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What a fat, disgusting pig!


Who is that chick/what is that meme?

24 Sep 2013 04:05 PM
JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  
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24 Sep 2013 04:06 PM
Big Beef Burrito     

Brick-House: Makes for better BJs I guess.


Nothing gets by you.

24 Sep 2013 04:07 PM
Atomic Spunk     

JohnAnnArbor: Atomic Spunk: [i169.photobucket.com image 422x532]

What a fat, disgusting pig!

Who is that chick/what is that meme?


She is known here as "homeschool girl". Several years ago in a thread on homeschooling, some guy who was homeschooled took offense to someone's claim that the lack of socialization in kids who were schooled at home makes them awkward and weird. He answered that by posting this picture of his "girlfriend" to prove that he was, in fact, not some weirdo who couldn't get laid.

24 Sep 2013 04:10 PM
shifter_     
Most of them never have anything intellegent come out of thier mouth anyway...... Just sew 'em shut.

24 Sep 2013 04:10 PM
The Crepes of Wrath     
The sad thing isn't that this happens. What's sad is that, even though girls hear the horror stories, many will still do anything to be a model.

24 Sep 2013 04:16 PM
LewDux     

24 Sep 2013 04:17 PM
basemetal    [TotalFark]  
Then wonder why they develop TMD later.......

24 Sep 2013 04:18 PM
thecpt     

Brick-House: Makes for better BJs I guess.


She won't swallow those extra calories though

24 Sep 2013 04:21 PM
JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  

Atomic Spunk: JohnAnnArbor: Atomic Spunk: [i169.photobucket.com image 422x532]

What a fat, disgusting pig!

Who is that chick/what is that meme?

She is known here as "homeschool girl". Several years ago in a thread on homeschooling, some guy who was homeschooled took offense to someone's claim that the lack of socialization in kids who were schooled at home makes them awkward and weird. He answered that by posting this picture of his "girlfriend" to prove that he was, in fact, not some weirdo who couldn't get laid.


Wonder how she feels about that--whoever she is.

24 Sep 2013 04:25 PM
SlothB77    [TotalFark]  
because those toothless smiles are so photogenic.

24 Sep 2013 04:26 PM
HotIgneous Intruder     
New, from the makers of Krokodil ...

24 Sep 2013 04:32 PM
Bathysphere     
Marlene Dietrich allegedly had her back molars removed to accentuate her cheekbones. Nothing new.

24 Sep 2013 04:33 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
stupid models think we are looking at their teeth?

24 Sep 2013 04:34 PM
groppet     

thecpt: Brick-House: Makes for better BJs I guess.

She won't swallow those extra calories though


They are all spitters those model types.


This is really dumb. You alter yourself like that for a job you could have at max for 10 years.

24 Sep 2013 04:36 PM
Evil Mackerel     
They pull their teeth out to keep the Tommy Knockers from suspecting them.

24 Sep 2013 04:39 PM
goatleggedfellow     

Bathysphere: Marlene Dietrich allegedly had her back molars removed to accentuate her cheekbones. Nothing new.


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Just beat me to it

24 Sep 2013 04:44 PM
Bloody Templar     

Atomic Spunk: He answered that by posting this picture of his "girlfriend" to prove that he was, in fact, not some weirdo who couldn't get laid.


Not that it makes any difference, but she was supposedly his wife.

That was an epic thread...

24 Sep 2013 04:46 PM
tinyarena     
I'd pull out all her teeth if you know what I mean
And I think you do

24 Sep 2013 04:47 PM
Crewmannumber6     

Bathysphere: Marlene Dietrich allegedly had her back molars removed to accentuate her cheekbones. Nothing new.


The Teutonic Titwillow?

24 Sep 2013 04:53 PM
Twist2005     

SlothB77: because those toothless smiles are so photogenic.


Because we smile so much on the damned runway.

24 Sep 2013 04:55 PM
rickythepenguin     

Bathysphere: Marlene Dietrich allegedly had her back molars removed to accentuate her cheekbones. Nothing new.


Marilyn Manson had his ribs removed so he could blow himself. One time he was blowing himself at a pool party and no one helped him. Phil Collins wrote a song about the guy that didn't help and when they took him to the hospital they pumped ten gallons of cum from his stomach

24 Sep 2013 05:01 PM
Pincy     

tinyarena: I'd pull out all her teeth if you know what I mean
And I think you do


I don't know what you mean.  Please elaborate.

24 Sep 2013 05:05 PM
Wartime Consiglieri     
If they're trying to appeal to the guys who like that skeletal ten-year-old boy look, what they really need to do is put socks in their panties.

24 Sep 2013 05:10 PM
ongbok     
Nothing but gums and no gag reflex, I'm willing to give one a try

24 Sep 2013 05:16 PM
X_Raraavis     
Jamie (James) King claimed the day she arrived in New York to start her modeling career at 15. Two 40 something model agency guys took her and another 15 year old model out to dinner force feed them cocaine and champagne and took them to a hotel room for sex.

24 Sep 2013 05:26 PM
LegacyDL     
At least we know that models won't be a problem during the zombie epidemic.

24 Sep 2013 05:27 PM
ecl     

X_Raraavis: Jamie (James) King claimed the day she arrived in New York to start her modeling career at 15. Two 40 something model agency guys took her and another 15 year old model out to dinner force feed them cocaine and champagne and took them to a hotel room for sex.



Then what happened?

24 Sep 2013 05:41 PM
tinyarena     

Pincy: tinyarena: I'd pull out all her teeth if you know what I mean
And I think you do

I don't know what you mean.  Please elaborate.


Exactly

24 Sep 2013 06:02 PM
Hagbardr     

ecl: X_Raraavis: Jamie (James) King claimed the day she arrived in New York to start her modeling career at 15. Two 40 something model agency guys took her and another 15 year old model out to dinner force feed them cocaine and champagne and took them to a hotel room for sex.


Then what happened?


They fixed the cable.

24 Sep 2013 06:37 PM
Clock Spider Jerusalem     
I heard some models got their intestines taken out & replaced with a small sachet of potpourri.

24 Sep 2013 07:12 PM
applejacks     
I heard it was popular now for people to purposefully screw up their teeth...because a lot of models now have gaps in their teeth.

24 Sep 2013 07:44 PM
LewDux     

Twist2005: SlothB77: because those toothless smiles are so photogenic.

Because we smile so much on the damned runway.


I never smile on runway
/or breathe

24 Sep 2013 07:46 PM
haolegirl     
Meh, I had a wisdom tooth pulled yesterday. When the swelling goes down I'll look lopsided at best :-\

24 Sep 2013 07:50 PM
Kuroshin     

X_Raraavis: Jamie (James) King claimed the day she arrived in New York to start her modeling career at 15. Two 40 something model agency guys took her and another 15 year old model out to dinner force feed them cocaine and champagne and took them to a hotel room for sex.


I have yet to find a person that has to be force-fed cocaine.

Champagne?  Yeah, I'd believe that.  But cocaine?  Line forms to the left...

24 Sep 2013 07:51 PM
docmattic     

rickythepenguin: Bathysphere: Marlene Dietrich allegedly had her back molars removed to accentuate her cheekbones. Nothing new.

Marilyn Manson had his ribs removed so he could blow himself. One time he was blowing himself at a pool party and no one helped him. Phil Collins wrote a song about the guy that didn't help and when they took him to the hospital they pumped ten gallons of cum from his stomach


Unfortunately the guy in the next hospital bed was Gary Coleman, whose stomach exploded after he ate too many Pop Rocks and drank a Coke.

24 Sep 2013 08:33 PM
X_Raraavis     

Kuroshin: X_Raraavis: Jamie (James) King claimed the day she arrived in New York to start her modeling career at 15. Two 40 something model agency guys took her and another 15 year old model out to dinner force feed them cocaine and champagne and took them to a hotel room for sex.

I have yet to find a person that has to be force-fed cocaine.

Champagne?  Yeah, I'd believe that.  But cocaine?  Line forms to the left...


I think the point is she was 15, arrived that day, and had drugs and alcohol pushed at her by men who controlled her future in modeling, in order for them to have sex with her.

24 Sep 2013 08:51 PM
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