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   DiGiorno launches "Design A Pizza" Web app, immediately regrets it

30 Jun 2014 11:20 PM   |   23489 clicks   |   Daily Dot
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Pocket Ninja    [TotalFark]  
Right, DiGiorno launched an ad campaign for crappy pizza with no real national budget, no massive TV buys, only a small online presence, and 4Chan picking up on it and creating some raunchy images was completely unplanned. Just as getting said images linked to various social sites was, wow, completely unpredictable! Way to go internet, you in no way played into a corporations viral media ad campaign. You rock!

30 Jun 2014 08:26 PM
TuteTibiImperes    [TotalFark]  

Pocket Ninja: Right, DiGiorno launched an ad campaign for crappy pizza with no real national budget, no massive TV buys, only a small online presence, and 4Chan picking up on it and creating some raunchy images was completely unplanned. Just as getting said images linked to various social sites was, wow, completely unpredictable! Way to go internet, you in no way played into a corporations viral media ad campaign. You rock!


I've seen a bunch of commercials on TV for these, and I usually fast forward through the commercials, so there does seem to be a big media buy in place.

30 Jun 2014 08:41 PM
SecretAgentWoman    [TotalFark]  
I am amused at 4chan's shenanigans.

But the create your own pizza thing was done better a long time ago with Boboli.

30 Jun 2014 08:46 PM
naughtyrev    [TotalFark]  
I'd probably order a dickbutt pizza. Also, my phone made no attempt to autocorrect dickbutt, which I find amusing.

30 Jun 2014 08:51 PM
jbc    [TotalFark]  
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30 Jun 2014 09:14 PM
doglover    [TotalFark]  

naughtyrev: I'd probably order a dickbutt pizza. Also, my phone made no attempt to autocorrect dickbutt, which I find amusing.


Dickbutt is more culturally significant than most Apollo astronauts.

Think 'bout that! Imagine if they knew when they were on the moon. "50 years from now, no one will know you, but a picture of a dick with a smaller dick in its butt will be a household name."

30 Jun 2014 09:26 PM
Tr0mBoNe    [TotalFark]  
If you make something painstakingly detailed, do they have to faithfully reproduce it?

30 Jun 2014 10:08 PM
unyon    [TotalFark]  
I found the goatse pizza the most disturbing.

/911 pizza is most hilarious

30 Jun 2014 10:32 PM
grumpfuff    [TotalFark]  

Pocket Ninja: Right, DiGiorno launched an ad campaign for crappy pizza with no real national budget, no massive TV buys, only a small online presence, and 4Chan picking up on it and creating some raunchy images was completely unplanned. Just as getting said images linked to various social sites was, wow, completely unpredictable! Way to go internet, you in no way played into a corporations viral media ad campaign. You rock!


The times are you are serious are even better than the times you are not.

30 Jun 2014 10:46 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
This whole concept is achingly stupid. Why would you buy ingredients you're just going to throw away?

30 Jun 2014 11:23 PM
Oldiron_79     
Bring back the deep dish Chicago style.

30 Jun 2014 11:26 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons     

naughtyrev: I'd probably order a dickbutt pizza. Also, my phone made no attempt to autocorrect dickbutt, which I find amusing.


imagine what will try to correct to dickbutt now

30 Jun 2014 11:26 PM
Phineas     

fusillade762: This whole concept is achingly stupid. Why would you buy ingredients you're just going to throw away?


it's like getting pregnant just so you can have an abortion.  And the results are the same, pizza sauce and meat all over the place.

30 Jun 2014 11:28 PM
buckler     
Weedlord Bonerhitler approves.

30 Jun 2014 11:29 PM
CruJones     
4chan is still a thing?

30 Jun 2014 11:29 PM
BalugaJoe     
Why do they allow this?

30 Jun 2014 11:29 PM
stuffy     
This is how I got fired from Pizza Hut.

30 Jun 2014 11:31 PM
SurelyShirley     

Oldiron_79: Bring back the deep dish Chicago style.


As long as you don't call it pizza.

30 Jun 2014 11:31 PM
studebaker hoch     
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That's it.

I'm done with the Internet.

I don't want to play anymore.

30 Jun 2014 11:33 PM
J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski    [TotalFark]  
and I expected the old

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30 Jun 2014 11:36 PM
TerminalEchoes     

CruJones: 4chan is still a thing?


You've either 1) been in a coma, or 2) knew it was still a thing but are pretending you didn't know because it makes you look cool (it really doesn't).

30 Jun 2014 11:36 PM
Nix Nightbird     

Oldiron_79: Bring back the deep dish Chicago style.


The casseroles are one aisle over, not with the pizzas.

30 Jun 2014 11:39 PM
Oldiron_79     

SurelyShirley: Oldiron_79: Bring back the deep dish Chicago style.

As long as you don't call it pizza.


Shirley you can't be serious about not thinking Chicago style is pizza.

30 Jun 2014 11:44 PM
CruJones     

TerminalEchoes: CruJones: 4chan is still a thing?

You've either 1) been in a coma, or 2) knew it was still a thing but are pretending you didn't know because it makes you look cool (it really doesn't).


3) I don't go to 4chan, where else would I run across them?

30 Jun 2014 11:46 PM
Cerebral Ballsy     
I want to marry the Internet.

30 Jun 2014 11:50 PM
J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski    [TotalFark]  
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30 Jun 2014 11:50 PM
NutWrench     
"The scientist in charge initially had moral qualms about the experiment but has since come to view the subjects as cheese-and-sauce-consuming beasts."

The Onion: Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat.

30 Jun 2014 11:51 PM
DubtodaIll     
I wonder if the internet will ever grow up.

30 Jun 2014 11:52 PM
Abox     

TerminalEchoes: CruJones: 4chan is still a thing?

You've either 1) been in a coma, or 2) knew it was still a thing but are pretending you didn't know because it makes you look cool (it really doesn't).



Maybe not...gotta admit I didn't know 4chan was still a thing.  And I'm neither cool nor in a coma.

30 Jun 2014 11:57 PM
McGrits     

studebaker hoch: [cdn0.dailydot.com image 600x600]

That's it.

I'm done with the Internet.

I don't want to play anymore.


it is beautiful man!

30 Jun 2014 11:58 PM
styckx     

DubtodaIll: I wonder if the internet will ever grow up.

HAVE PENIS POOPY VA-JAY-JAY-JUICE FART FACE GOLDEN SHOWER

ROFLRORFOLASDEFLLOTOFOOROFL

30 Jun 2014 11:59 PM
Cpl.D    [TotalFark]  

pedobearapproved: and I expected the old

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None pizza with left beef.  A classic.

01 Jul 2014 12:00 AM
DubtodaIll     

styckx: DubtodaIll: I wonder if the internet will ever grow up. HAVE PENIS POOPY VA-JAY-JAY-JUICE FART FACE GOLDEN SHOWER

ROFLRORFOLASDEFLLOTOFOOROFL


You missppelleedd vagina.

01 Jul 2014 12:01 AM
TheOther     

buckler: Weedlord Bonerhitler approves.


Lizard People give this Five Scales.

01 Jul 2014 12:03 AM
gadian     

DubtodaIll: I wonder if the internet will ever grow up.


Someone's not allowed in the internet's tree fort.  You sound like the internet's ex-girlfriend who was always on its case about playing video games and watching porn.

01 Jul 2014 12:05 AM
DubtodaIll     

gadian: DubtodaIll: I wonder if the internet will ever grow up.

Someone's not allowed in the internet's tree fort.  You sound like the internet's ex-girlfriend who was always on its case about playing video games and watching porn.


You sound really defensive about it.

01 Jul 2014 12:06 AM
cretinbob     
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01 Jul 2014 12:08 AM
gadian     

DubtodaIll: You sound really defensive about it.


You used to be cool.  You used to hang out.  Then you got your job and started going to bed early.

01 Jul 2014 12:09 AM
styckx     

DubtodaIll: gadian: DubtodaIll: I wonder if the internet will ever grow up.

Someone's not allowed in the internet's tree fort.  You sound like the internet's ex-girlfriend who was always on its case about playing video games and watching porn.

You sound really defensive about it.


He seriously does

01 Jul 2014 12:09 AM
cretinbob     

fusillade762: This whole concept is achingly stupid. Why would you buy ingredients you're just going to throw away?


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01 Jul 2014 12:09 AM
gadian     

styckx: He seriously does


Nah, she's just farking with him.

01 Jul 2014 12:10 AM
Piizzadude     

DubtodaIll: I wonder if the internet will ever grow up.


Gosh I hope not. Why ruin a good thing?

01 Jul 2014 12:12 AM
freewill    [TotalFark]  

studebaker hoch: [cdn0.dailydot.com image 600x600]

That's it.

I'm done with the Internet.

I don't want to play anymore.


That was my favorite, too.

01 Jul 2014 12:12 AM
LordJiro     
I wonder how many people hadn't heard about this Design-A-Pizza ap. I wonder how many of them immediately went onto the site to fark around with it. I wonder how many of them, poor taste aside, got hungry for DiGiorno pizza and bought/will buy some.

Also, I wonder if that site has ads or anything to generate money from pageviews.

01 Jul 2014 12:13 AM
DubtodaIll     

Piizzadude: DubtodaIll: I wonder if the internet will ever grow up.

Gosh I hope not. Why ruin a good thing?


Because trolling has literally stalled America. Our entire national debate is a flame war.

01 Jul 2014 12:13 AM
K3rmy     
Mythbusters should do a show to decide which tastes better, the frozen pizza found in your grocer's supermarket cooked as per instructions on the box or the box the pizza was packaged in.

And why is it whenever Domino's or Pizza Hut actually come up with something somewhat edible and tasty they take it off the market?

And what is it about airline food. . .

01 Jul 2014 12:14 AM
abominare     

doglover: naughtyrev: I'd probably order a dickbutt pizza. Also, my phone made no attempt to autocorrect dickbutt, which I find amusing.

Dickbutt is more culturally significant than most Apollo astronauts.

Think 'bout that! Imagine if they knew when they were on the moon. "50 years from now, no one will know you, but a picture of a dick with a smaller dick in its butt will be a household name."


There was post on this here fark linking back to a nat geo article written right before the launch of the first space shuttle, it was of course being posted when the last one was heading to its grave site. The article was full of wonder and optimism and I made a post how if time travel was real I would be too ashamed to go back because I'd have to explain that in 2013 there was no real space program, we weren't building moon bases or mars bases no we had a tv channel called the learnign channel whose biggest show was about a fat kid named honey boo boo who gave her self a heart attack because she was too damn fat and went to beauty pageants.

01 Jul 2014 12:16 AM
almejita     

K3rmy: Mythbusters should do a show to decide which tastes better, the frozen pizza found in your grocer's supermarket cooked as per instructions on the box or the box the pizza was packaged in.

And why is it whenever Domino's or Pizza Hut actually come up with something somewhat edible and tasty they take it off the market?

And what is it about airline food. . .



I admit you've piqued my interest....go on

01 Jul 2014 12:19 AM
valkore     
I wonder how often Drew and Moot hang out together.

01 Jul 2014 12:22 AM
Tobin_Lam     

pedobearapproved: and I expected the old

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[www.thesneeze.com image 425x369]


I've been laughing for about 5 minutes straight! There's no reason for it to be that funny, it just is.

01 Jul 2014 12:22 AM
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