There's an outside chance on this happening...we shall see.

Oh, I'll probably show up. Again. Sorry. :)

Bukharin: I_C_Weener: How far is this from the Hyatt at 151 East Wacker Drive?

I'm thinking of extending my time to attend.

Couple of miles, $25 or so cab fare. but you could take the red/brown line trains pretty easy.

Cab it is. I can't handle mass transit.

Well if that douchehat aquigley is going then I won't be attending. It's going to be full of Trixies and Chaz, anyway...

Will there be nudity this time? The last one was disappointing.

gameshowhost: Will there be nudity this time? The last one was disappointing.


that is dependent on how many birthday shots people bbuy me....

KoalaFace: gameshowhost: Will there be nudity this time? The last one was disappointing.


that is dependent on how many birthday shots people bbuy me....

heh

If I can convince the missus, I'll be there.

Oh fer fark's sake, do I really have to wait two more years before I can legally even be at one of these?

KangTheMad: Oh fer fark's sake, do I really have to wait two more years before I can legally even be at one of these?

I am not complaining about the location, I am complaining about my age.

KangTheMad: KangTheMad: Oh fer fark's sake, do I really have to wait two more years before I can legally even be at one of these?

I am not complaining about the location, I am complaining about my age.

You can stand outside in the rain and look in through the window at us laughing, rolling our cigars and twirling our mustaches. We might even raise a sifter of brandy in your general direction.

BigLuca: KangTheMad: KangTheMad: Oh fer fark's sake, do I really have to wait two more years before I can legally even be at one of these?

I am not complaining about the location, I am complaining about my age.

You can stand outside in the rain and look in through the window at us laughing, rolling our cigars and twirling our mustaches. We might even raise a sifter of brandy in your general direction.

One less sausage at the fest. :D

gameshowhost: BigLuca: KangTheMad: KangTheMad: Oh fer fark's sake, do I really have to wait two more years before I can legally even be at one of these?

I am not complaining about the location, I am complaining about my age.

You can stand outside in the rain and look in through the window at us laughing, rolling our cigars and twirling our mustaches. We might even raise a sifter of brandy in your general direction.

One less sausage at the fest. :D

Fark all of you. I will remember this. And I will refuse to buy you a drink come two years time. I swear it.

AssAsInAssassin: Holy Fark! I'll be in Chicago that week. Gonna see Roger Waters' "Wall" concert with my bro on the 8th. Not sure if I'll be able to make it to the Fark Party, but we'll see.

Hey, I'm going to be at that show too! Not going to be able to stick around for any Fark party though.

aquigley: Friction8r: A Fark Liberal Circle Jerk Clique party complete with obnoxious,loud, blowhard yankee Chicago dweebs? Yeah - notsomuch.

this was fantastic

I'm going to make a tee-shirt with that on it and wear it to the party.

Why hasn't anybody sponsored Friction8r yet?

birdmanesq: I'm going to make a tee-shirt with that on it and wear it to the party.

T-shirts all around! Although I still find the notion of Midwesterners as 'Yankees' a bit odd, but then again, I have a bunch of family from New England, where they take being a 'Yankee' pretty seriously. They even have a magazine (my grandmother subscribed to it). So I've never been comfortable with the notion of a midwesterner as a Yankee.

Ikam: birdmanesq: I'm going to make a tee-shirt with that on it and wear it to the party.

T-shirts all around! Although I still find the notion of Midwesterners as 'Yankees' a bit odd, but then again, I have a bunch of family from New England, where they take being a 'Yankee' pretty seriously. They even have a magazine (my grandmother subscribed to it). So I've never been comfortable with the notion of a midwesterner as a Yankee.

I'm from Massachusetts and this is all I have to say on the subject:

The Yankees can go fark themselves.

Weird... I try to go to the Facebook party page, and it doesn't allow me. I guess I'm not invited...

QifutuWahuta: Ikam: birdmanesq: I'm going to make a tee-shirt with that on it and wear it to the party.

T-shirts all around! Although I still find the notion of Midwesterners as 'Yankees' a bit odd, but then again, I have a bunch of family from New England, where they take being a 'Yankee' pretty seriously. They even have a magazine (my grandmother subscribed to it). So I've never been comfortable with the notion of a midwesterner as a Yankee.

I'm from Massachusetts and this is all I have to say on the subject:

The Yankees can go fark themselves.

If you you are talking about the baseball team, then I concur completely. If you are talking about little old ladies and their sewing circles from New Hampshire or Maine etc. then, well, they aren't so bad and I'd say give 'em a pass.

Ikam: birdmanesq: I'm going to make a tee-shirt with that on it and wear it to the party.

T-shirts all around! Although I still find the notion of Midwesterners as 'Yankees' a bit odd, but then again, I have a bunch of family from New England, where they take being a 'Yankee' pretty seriously. They even have a magazine (my grandmother subscribed to it). So I've never been comfortable with the notion of a midwesterner as a Yankee.

Ask someone from another country what a Yankee is, they'll say, "An American."

Ask a Southerner what a Yankee is, they'll say, "A Northerner."

Ask a Northerner what a Yankee is, they'll say, "A New Englander."

Ask a New Englander what a Yankee is, they'll say, "Someone who still uses an outhouse."

/count me and the g.f. in tentatively for the party
//she has no idea what the fark is fark, but she loves to drink
///and it's not too far from her place

rezin8: Weird... I try to go to the Facebook party page, and it doesn't allow me. I guess I'm not invited...

Weird...
I have the settings set to public....

nucular bum: Ikam: birdmanesq: I'm going to make a tee-shirt with that on it and wear it to the party.

T-shirts all around! Although I still find the notion of Midwesterners as 'Yankees' a bit odd, but then again, I have a bunch of family from New England, where they take being a 'Yankee' pretty seriously. They even have a magazine (my grandmother subscribed to it). So I've never been comfortable with the notion of a midwesterner as a Yankee.

Ask someone from another country what a Yankee is, they'll say, "An American."

Ask a Southerner what a Yankee is, they'll say, "A Northerner."

Ask a Northerner what a Yankee is, they'll say, "A New Englander."

Ask a New Englander what a Yankee is, they'll say, "Someone who still uses an outhouse."

/count me and the g.f. in tentatively for the party
//she has no idea what the fark is fark, but she loves to drink
///and it's not too far from her place

"Yankee" is America's answer to the British "Wanker."
Think about it...

dammit. worst possible weekend for me. :/

I too can't see the facebook event.

QifutuWahuta: I too can't see the facebook event.

Facebook borked the last event. Even though I selected public it was blocked.
I emailed their support desk, but I think theyve been too busy with hookers and blow.
Lets try this again...

https://www.facebook.com/events/3449 80728903043/

Bukharin: QifutuWahuta: I too can't see the facebook event.

Facebook borked the last event. Even though I selected public it was blocked.
I emailed their support desk, but I think theyve been too busy with hookers and blow.
Lets try this again...

https://www.facebook.com/events/34498 0728903043/

The fail that is facebook's event system shines through.

That one's borked too. I guess it doesn't matter since I'm going to show up anyway.

QifutuWahuta: The fail that is facebook's event system shines through.

OK, there seems to be an issue if you create an event while in a group page, only the group can see it even if it's "public"
You have to go to your own profile a create the event from there.

This one works.
https://www.facebook.com/events/2663 05500133516/

Oh, and update on the bar, it's $35, not $30.
The waitress was wrong... or the owner jacked the price. I donno which for sure.

Woo, different bar, woooo!

Aw... I was just thinking that I'd like to actually attend a Fark party soon, but I'll be traveling for work for this one. Oh well, next time I guess.

Friction8r: A Fark Liberal Circle Jerk Clique party complete with obnoxious,loud, blowhard yankee Chicago dweebs?

somebody make a banner of this for the party

I'll see if I can make it. I don't really know anyone outside of fark, or on fark really, but I'll try. :)

Friction8r: A Fark Liberal Circle Jerk Clique party complete with obnoxious,loud, blowhard yankee Chicago dweebs and whores? Yeah - notsomuch.

FTFY

will blow for airline ticket

frontrowgirl: my attempts to add the event to my facebook calendar are erroring out, which is making me sad.

i live in Chicago, and yet i've been too full of fail to come to a Fark party yet. hoping to change that this time.

I came here to say this.
glad I am not the only fail farker/farkette

frickinsweet: will blow for airline ticket

lol
tell us more ...

KangTheMad: KangTheMad: Oh fer fark's sake, do I really have to wait two more years before I can legally even be at one of these?

I am not complaining about the location, I am complaining about my age.

what's even more retarded is that you can vote, get drafted and die in a war, buy porn, and get married,
but god forbid you drink

farking retards (not you, the tards who think 21 drinking age keeps drinking down...)

Okay i'll be the token black guy

drjekel_mrhyde: Okay i'll be the token black guy

lmao. better you than me.

/2nd TBG
//in white sox hat.

I'd love to go, but my newest crotchfruit is making his debut on the 15th, so my waddling ass will be staying in the burbs. Can we please have another one sometime this summer, Buk? With a 17 month old and a newborn, hubby and I will need an escape. :-)

Jive.Tastic.: drjekel_mrhyde: Okay i'll be the token black guy

lmao. better you than me.

/2nd TBG
//in white sox hat.

You know what team to cheer for. That gives you a leg up on most of these farkers.

im gonna hit quigley in the balls. yeah im drunk now WHAT

frickinsweet: will blow for airline ticket

If I buy half of it, do I get a handy?

frickinsweet: will blow for airline ticket

Hmmm?

rider_you_know: Hmmm?

why hello there

I'm currently in a foreign land, but should be living in Chicago by the next one. Have a round for me.

skybreaker: Maybe.

I will if you will.

I had a blast at the last one.

Thinking about attending...

Can someone recommend me a good hotel?

I moved from venezuela to the US a few months ago and I'm sort of near Chicago (SE Iowa) so I might be able to attend, want to know Chicago so what better place to start than with a fark party?

maq0r: Can someone recommend me a good hotel?

I moved from venezuela to the US a few months ago and I'm sort of near Chicago (SE Iowa) so I might be able to attend, want to know Chicago so what better place to start than with a fark party?

umm...it's the middle of an oncology convention. Hotels are like $400 a night downtown...stay by the airport. I'd put you up at my hotel, but we're at $399.