| Sat December 22, 2012 |
Marijuana lowers your sperm count. It's all part of God's plan to keep hipsters from reproducing. Pot kills most of the swimmers, and skinny jeans suffocate the rest
2:14 PM | 3831 clicks | Some Guy |
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Lady conveniently calls 911 to report a gunman at a Houston movie theater, while armed robbers are just down the street making a grab and go at Jared. Awwwwww, they went to Jared
2:05 PM | 9092 clicks | Click2Houston |
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Game wardens regret killing cougars, now feel they were moderately hittable
1:17 PM | 5716 clicks | SFGate |
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Irish erect "No Californians" sign
12:34 PM | 20185 clicks | SacBee |
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Forget gasoline, if congress doesn't address the "dairy cliff", milk could hit $7 a gallon next year
12:20 PM | 6154 clicks | Local10 WPLG |
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The ten best Christmas ideas for that special stoner in your life
12:16 PM | 14153 clicks | Westword |
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Pineapple grown in horse manure makes for hefty price tag, crappy pina coladas
12:04 PM | 4226 clicks | The Sun |
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Most people hit rock bottom once they're convicted for killing a raccoon using a machete and baseball bat. But not this guy
11:59 AM | 5883 clicks | Boulder Daily Camera |
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Sold into sex slavery at age 10, Cal Grad at age 22
11:51 AM | 29391 clicks | NBC Bay Area |
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"If your IQ is somewhere around 60 then you are probably a carrot"
11:36 AM | 11484 clicks | Independent |
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US marine pleads guilty to dishonorable discharge
11:23 AM | 13429 clicks | Guardian |
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Year-end recap of the San Jose Police blotter. Campbell: A person was hit in the face with a bag of hot dogs on Thanksgiving. (Nov. 27)
11:19 AM | 1713 clicks | Mercury News |
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China's new leader Xi Jinping has repeatedly warned of unrest if corruption and perceived privilege within the Communist Party are not tackled. USA tells China to learn how to control its 56 recognized ethnic groups
10:42 AM | 3197 clicks | BBC |
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When Darth Vader tells you to step back, he means it. Woman gets $260 fine for getting a mouthful of pepper spray during Occupy protest. With throat-on-fire inducing picture
10:35 AM | 21140 clicks | KATU |
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Photoshop this small sports car
9:00 AM | 4295 clicks | Shorpy |
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Stop in at the Yorktown Pub and meet Eva, Homegirl, Dirty Wayne, Bootsie, Little Phil, Crazy Mom and others of the feral cat colony that the pub staff cares for. (raises glass) Cheers, it's time for Caturday
8:00 AM | 5985 clicks | Williamsburg Yorktown Daily |
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Woman will have toupee after she wigs out and yanks off a friend's artificial hair. Florida has weaved yet another sordid story
4:39 AM | 4090 clicks | NW Florida Daily News |
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10 most commonly mispronounced words. One of them is "phenomenon." (♫ do doooooo, do do do ♫) "Phenomenon." (♫ do do do do ♫) "Phenomenon." (♫ do dooooooo, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do-do do do do-do do ♫)
2:35 AM | 17651 clicks | Mirror.co.uk |
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Chicago bus driver smashes into 20 cars, increases job security
1:20 AM | 6342 clicks | CBS Chicago |
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[ X ] Poke. [ ✔ ] Stab
12:09 AM | 7804 clicks | Sun Sentinel |
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