| Mon December 24, 2012 |
Captain Steroid presents his 3rd Annual X-Mas Photoshop Contest. Theme: X-Mas Tree. Difficulty: NO TFers. Winner gets 1 month of sponsored TotalFark. Contest ends @ 10pm CST on X-Mas Eve. Happy Holidays, everyone. :-)
2:58 PM | 2295 clicks | Photobucket |
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Massachusetts may spend nearly a billion dollars on equipment to stop trains before they crash into each other, because hiring drivers who stay awake is too hard
1:19 PM | 3441 clicks | Boston.com |
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Donkeys help Somerset man pop the question to his girlfriend. Dare I ask
11:47 AM | 3975 clicks | This Is Somerset |
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A true Christmas classic: David Sedaris reads Santaland Diaries
11:35 AM | 3718 clicks | NPR |
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NBC News talking head David Gregory chides NRAs Wayne LaPierre for even considering the notion of having armed guards at schools. After the interview, he picked up his kids at their school...which has 11 on the security payroll
11:07 AM | 9287 clicks | The Weekly Standard |
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Begun, the Santa Tracker wars have
11:04 AM | 4111 clicks | Yahoo |
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Forget atheists and other non-believers, the real war on Christmas is climate change
9:53 AM | 4442 clicks | Mother Jones |
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Copahue is about to blow. Gesundheit
9:26 AM | 7130 clicks | CNN |
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 NRA yesterday: We should have armed guards at every school. NRA after this morning: We're gonna need armed guards at fires too
9:23 AM | 19768 clicks | WHAM Rochester |
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Guess which state lets dumb children into Advance Placement classes and wonders why they don't score higher on tests
9:12 AM | 8620 clicks | Miami Herald |
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Relationship tip: It's probably best to avoid political party arguments with your girlfriend, especially during a game of strip beer pong
9:06 AM | 9998 clicks | Athens Banner Herald |
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Photoshop this surgical mask situation
9:00 AM | 2957 clicks | The Atlantic |
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NRA: "Israel only stopped school shootings by putting armed security guards in their schools." Israel: "Yeah, about that"
8:59 AM | 23794 clicks | New York Daily News |
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This 10-year anniversary snuck up on us like a pickle in Fark's proverbial anus
8:52 AM | 10916 clicks | Fark |
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Guy named Moran lives up to his name
5:22 AM | 10316 clicks | Morning Bulletin (Australia) |
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It's a Festivus miracle: Digital transfer saves oldest ever Christmas sound recordings from 1902
4:11 AM | 6016 clicks | Geek.com |
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How stressful is the "Fiscal Cliff" situation on the senators? Enough to make a Mormon drink and drive
3:12 AM | 10197 clicks | CBS News |
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Canadian family dog escapes customs, last seen running around Detroit. Disney buys rights to new Homeward Bound sequel
2:48 AM | 1915 clicks | Detroit Free Press |
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When your grow operation is giving all the neighbors a contact high, it's probably time to tone it down a bit. Fark: the cops only care about the odor, not the reason
1:43 AM | 8591 clicks | Ann Arbor News |
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It's Christmas eve so you know what that means, time to put Easter candy on display
1:27 AM | 6537 clicks | The Sun |
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