| Mon December 24, 2012 |
Toronto cops on the lookout for "the purple pervert"
8:52 PM | 4249 clicks | Sun News Network |
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Photoshop this Malkhamb military man
8:00 PM | 2465 clicks | Wall Street Journal |
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Quincy M.E., dead at 90, will issue his own coroner's report tomorrow
7:25 PM | 11873 clicks | ABC Local |
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A special Christmas Eve Caturday courtesy of Tardar Sauce (AKA Grumpy Cat), who gives us the 12 Days of Grumpy Cat Christmas
7:04 PM | 11046 clicks | Buzzfeed |
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Microsoft patents technology that lets you hug someone over the internet using a robotic pillow. Subby is pretty sure that this new technology will end up going way beyond "hugging"
6:36 PM | 2557 clicks | Business Insider |
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In case it seems we didn't learn much of anything this past year, here are 50 Things that will make you feel smarter in last week of 2012
6:34 PM | 8062 clicks | Tampa Bay Online |
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Shooter of Webster NY Firemen identified, it was a 62 year old white male previously jailed for beating his grandmother to death with a hammer. Pro and anti hammer comments to the right
6:27 PM | 5652 clicks | Rochester Democrat and Chronicle |
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For your Christmas enjoyment, a plethora of hot girls to keep your stocking warm (possibly Not safe for work, but your boss isn't working today, he's at home with his family while you're stuck there like a chump, so click it anyway)
5:36 PM | 24023 clicks | Strange Beaver |
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 Fark's 2012 Headline of the Year contest, Round 4: September through November
4:51 PM | 3865 clicks | Fark |
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Police on lookout for guy dressed as Santa, who broke into mall office and stole a large sum of cash from safe. No word if he was accompanied by foul mouthed dwarf and Asian woman
4:46 PM | 1278 clicks | Smh.com.au |
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Holiday hangover cures are apparently useless. What's yours?
4:41 PM | 1572 clicks | Guardian |
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Pulling your pellet gun on McDonald's employees because they're closed and won't honor your coupon for a free meal is no way to go through life, son (w/mugshot)
4:23 PM | 7110 clicks | WESH Orlando |
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Photoshop this broken bottle
4:00 PM | 2835 clicks | Boston.com |
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It's beginning to look a lot like a fantastic Mugshot Roundup
3:54 PM | 8910 clicks | The Smoking Gun |
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Doctor finds a 77 pound ovarian tumor, immediately issues an order to cease and de-cyst
3:36 PM | 6171 clicks | News.com.au |
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How do you identify 32,000 morons?
3:35 PM | 20927 clicks | USA Today |
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While waiting for Father Christmas here are some alternative visitors in the night to frighten the kids
3:23 PM | 6518 clicks | BBC |
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Captain Steroid presents his 3rd Annual X-Mas Photoshop Contest. Theme: X-Mas Tree. Difficulty: NO TFers. Winner gets 1 month of sponsored TotalFark. Contest ends @ 10pm CST on X-Mas Eve. Happy Holidays, everyone. :-)
2:58 PM | 2295 clicks | Photobucket |
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Massachusetts may spend nearly a billion dollars on equipment to stop trains before they crash into each other, because hiring drivers who stay awake is too hard
1:19 PM | 3441 clicks | Boston.com |
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Donkeys help Somerset man pop the question to his girlfriend. Dare I ask
11:47 AM | 3975 clicks | This Is Somerset |
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