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Tue January 01, 2013
   Happy Birthday, Internet. May you waste our time with silly cat pictures and hardcore pornography for decades to come
3:34 PM   |   3590 clicks   |   The Times of India
58 Comments
   The Adlington Shroud. The latest in a long line of shrouds, with perfectly reasonable explanations of how they were created, to be called a "Miracle"
2:35 PM   |   8268 clicks   |   The Sun
46 Comments
   Take my Walmart parking space? That's a rammin'
1:28 PM   |   10754 clicks   |   Atlanta Journal Constitution
131 Comments
   Court says you can't sue amusement park when bumper cars go bump. Yes, this was in America
1:23 PM   |   9833 clicks   |   LA Times
62 Comments
   Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
12:19 PM   |   16987 clicks   |   CBS News
125 Comments
   Because cyclists aren't bad enough. Illinois set to classify inline skaters as "vehicles" and allow them to to skate on the streets, ignore traffic laws
12:06 PM   |   3125 clicks   |   About.com
198 Comments
   Canadian man sets record for seeing most number of unique species of birds in one year, not having sex
11:52 AM   |   3724 clicks   |   Toronto Star
54 Comments
   You can no longer openly carry your rifle into a coffee shop in California, and the next illegal alien to run you over might have a legal driver's license. Happy 2013
11:24 AM   |   5992 clicks   |   LA Times
179 Comments
   Pediatricians' group says kids need more recess time at school, this story brought to you in part by Sally's lemonade stand
10:42 AM   |   2109 clicks   |   ABC
46 Comments
   If you fall onto the highway from a partybus in a drunken fistfight after a Brad Paisley concert, you may be a deadneck
10:20 AM   |   5177 clicks   |   Santa Cruz Sentinel
27 Comments
   Want to eat just a little something this year? Here's your essential guide to Dim Sum
9:12 AM   |   11463 clicks   |   Buzzfeed
123 Comments
   Photoshop this frosty box
9:00 AM   |   3742 clicks   |   Telegraph
26 Comments
   NYC mayor blames crime increase on iPhone thefts, recommends deterring robberies by telling crooks that your wireless provider is AT&T
8:44 AM   |   3529 clicks   |   The Consumerist
55 Comments
   $290 million Shell oil drilling platform that was being towed to harbor broke loose, was resecured, then broke loose again, was rescured again, has broken loose again and will crash into shore
8:08 AM   |   9548 clicks   |   Anchorage Daily News
57 Comments
   Appropriate New Year's Morning thread: how do you deal with a hangover? And keep it down, please, my head is pounding
6:55 AM   |   2991 clicks   |   Some Partier
316 Comments
   When caught, these bandits will be called "the Unflushables"
5:25 AM   |   7380 clicks   |   WXYZ Detroit
28 Comments
   Protip: Driving your SUV through a TV station's front door won't win you the traffic reporter's heart
3:17 AM   |   5466 clicks   |   Daily Mail
31 Comments
NewsFlash  Shots fired in Sacramento during NYE celebration, multiple people killed. Fireworks cancelled and Old Town Sacramento being evacuated. Subby on site (Updated article w/video)
2:18 AM   |   33103 clicks   |   CBS Sacramento
822 Comments
   For the last time, running a daycare/meth manufacturing facility is never a good idea
2:08 AM   |   4883 clicks   |   Quad City Times
32 Comments
   Best Leader surprises the hell out of everyone by ringing in the New Year asking to remarry Worst Korea
1:06 AM   |   25898 clicks   |   Reuters
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